Urgently need secondary school students campus funny skit short script

Title: Crying and Laughing

Object: Host (hereinafter referred to as: Lord): female,

Three debaters on the positive side (hereinafter referred to as positive 1, positive 2, positive 3)

Three debaters on the negative side (hereinafter referred to as negative 1, negative 2, negative 3)

Live: such as a formal debate competition, the positive and negative debaters were seated on the two sides of the host

There is no doubt that the debaters have a good time, but they have a good time, and they have a great time. >Main: Good evening to all the viewers on site and in front of the TV! Now we are in the Zhigao air conditioning 12 annual domestic household summary commendation party held at the scene of the national ding ding ding cup debate final. First of all, for everyone to introduce, the positive side of the debaters are representatives from the world of sketches, their defense is better than laughing than crying; the opposite side of the debaters are representatives from the world of comedy, their defense is better than crying than laughing. Below I announce that the final of this debate tournament will now begin. Choose tinkerbell, choose a gorgeous life, tinkerbell brand nano milk candy. The following is the first defense of the positive side to make a thesis statement, time is one minute, please!

Positive 1: Thank you, President. Our party thinks that laughing is better than crying, there are three reasons, the first: laughing is synonymous with beauty, from ancient times to the present whenever mentioning the beauty of history, the book is written in the sweet look back, smile; choose to laugh is to choose the beautiful, I choose I like.

Positive 2 (put the shoes on the table, said): Anta (Positive 3 held up the Anta around the field)

Positive 1: Second: Laughter can add fun to our lives and make them colorful and varied; Third: Laughter can shorten the distance between people, so that we can all live together in harmony and be close as a family. From this we can see that it is better to laugh than to cry. Thank you all! (Sitting down, getting up, speaking in tongues) Laughing is the best !

Lord: There is no best, only better! Thank you to the positive side of the first defense of the wonderful speech. Eat tinkerbell green nano milk candy wonderful every day. The following is the first defense to make a thesis statement, time is also a minute.

Against 1: Thank you, President. The other side just made a very wonderful speech, but we do not agree with some of the views of the other side. In our opinion, no matter how good a laugh is, it is not as good as a cry. First of all, crying is the most important way to vent depression, we have heard that some people mope, some people die of depression, and we have even heard that some people play mahjong to touch a big hu die of laughter, so joy should not be laughing wildly, and sadness needs to cry. Another, crying can strengthen the body, beauty. Studies have shown that crying can involve more than two hundred facial muscles, as the saying goes, life is in motion,

Against 2: nothing to cry a cry ah, but also really work , this waist does not hurt, leg cramps, debate also have strength

Against 3: the new short in the short brand of high-calcium tablets, do not think that only you have a famous brand!

Against 1: Crying more can also make you become younger, really white and different. In summary, crying is indeed better than laughing. Thank you all!

Main: Eat Tinkerbell Green Nano Milk Candy wonderful every day. Thank you to both sides for the great speeches. Viewers can call or text to participate in our program and have a chance to win our wonderful gifts. Our gift is a pack of full of mouth is oil brand squash produced by Wei Xing World Automobile Manufacturing General Factory,

Against 3: full of mouth is oil brand squash is really good, everyone is good ~ is really good ~

Lord: or mother I also want to pacifier factory production of the square square square brand salted duck eggs a

Positive 3: square square square brand salted duck eggs, duck eggs in the fighting eggs ~ egg shells can be linked together to circle the earth

Main: If any of the above products are spoiled due to expiration date or packaging problems, no refund or exchange will be made. The following into the free debate, both sides have five minutes each, freedom and glory, tinkerbell green nano milk candy. Please the positive side to speak first.

Forward 1: Our side said, laughter is synonymous with beauty, there are so many idioms and allusions to describe a beautiful smile, like a sweet smile, haha laugh!

Anti-1: And laughing off your teeth, right? Friends of the audience, but you must watch your big teeth ah, be sure not to laugh off!

Forward 2: Don't be too happy, let's look at some better words to describe crying. Crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying, crying.

Anti-2: What's wrong with crying wolf? We call it dancing with the wolf*** and being manly.

Anti 3: Seven Pearly Wolf suit, the man's choice ~

Positive 3: Just now the other side of the defense is really a bachelor to talk about marriage - do not pretend to understand. I would like to ask you know what is a suit?

Against 2: Of course I do. Western-style clothes originated in the countries and regions of central Europe in the eighteenth century and were introduced to China in the early twentieth century. A complete suit consists of a blouse, pants, shirt and tie. Since the reform and opening up, the suit once became the most common dress in the streets and alleys of China.

Positive 3: It seems to me that you don't even know the most basic requirements of a suit.

Against 1: What is there not to know? What women want from men is what men want from suits.

Forward 1: You know a lot about women, don't you?

Anti-1: It doesn't matter if you don't understand them or not, it's better to laugh than to cry.

Positive 1: If a man says he understands women, it's a fool's errand,

The bridge is a woman, the waterfall is a woman, the cloud is a woman, and the stars are still a woman. The fact is that the most important thing is that you have to be able to understand what is going on in your life!

Against 2: Since we are talking about women, we can't get away from crying. Crying is a powerful tool for women to conquer men, and how many men are defeated by women's tears.

Positive 2: Crying is a sign of vulnerability. When we, the big men of the world, are hurt, we add a knife to ourselves and call it "patience".

Against 1: It is not a crime for a man to cry! It is not a sin to pay for the tears that have been shed for a long time ~ (dialect) Tears are a kind of relief, tears can wash away the sorrow and comfort the wounded heart.

Positive 1: Nowadays, men are accustomed to putting everything in a sneer. The woman's tears are no longer good enough to be used in front of us, and they don't work in front of us.

Against 3: Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall, which is a famous story, but I have never heard of anyone laughing down the Great Wall!

Positive 3: Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall you saw?

Anti 3: I didn't see it.

Positive 3: You did not see what you are talking about here?

Anti-3: If you didn't watch, you don't want to talk about it? President, Meng Jiangnu's deep love is the pride of you women, you say something.

Lord: The Great Wall will never fall, the national product when self-improvement. Sorry, I didn't see her cry down the Great Wall either. Forget it, this issue is over, you guys go on.

Main 2: Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. Nowadays, women's tears are as random and cheap as tap water, and men have seen them so many times that they're not surprised.

Against 1: Cheap is a concession, wonderful not discount! Ridiculous is to pay the price, Zhou Yu Wang just to get a smile of the beauty, beacon play all the vassals, eventually became the king of the dead; Cao Mengde defeated Hua Rong, three laughs attracted Zhao Guanzhang three soldiers, thanks to the pain of crying to win the sympathy of the Guan Yu, let him a way out of life. So crying is the best.

Against 2: Crying is good, hey, your appetite is good, your body is good, you can eat well.

Positive 1: Laughter is everywhere in our lives, everywhere. Like my home opposite the smile smile smile wedding international tourism group, people play the slogan is to smile to welcome the four sides of the customer, happy to recruit eight sides of the wealth.

Against 1: Their advertisement is: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! Local nights are twenty-four hours long."

Anti-2: Go ahead, (sing) let you cry enough at once ~

Anti-1, Anti-2, Anti-3: Cry enough every day, and the meal just smells good ~

Lord: You two are going too far, marriage is the first joyous event in life, what do you look like when you make people cry in a ball?

Against 1: This is called tears of joy ......

Against 2: I protest! Protest against the chairman's favoritism to the opposing debater ......

(Lord - raise your card - protest is invalid)

Against 1: Okay, you don't cry! Don't you know the divorce rate is high right now? I'll let you have a good time, and I'll divorce you right away, so go ahead and cry.

Anti-1, anti-2, anti-3: Crying every day is enough to make your meal smell good...

Main: (Blowing the whistle) I now declare the anti-side prohibited from speaking for 30 seconds. Sneaking around on the line

Main: ah, congratulations on the cell phone tail number for 110119 friends won the special prize of this program, the prize is a day trip to Beijing Safari Park, brackets: tickets paid, round-trip tickets at their own expense, breakfast, lunch and dinner at their own expense. Eat Tinkerbell Nano Milk Candy, good luck with you there. (2 seconds pause) I don't tell the general public ~~ the program continues.

Positive 1: Laughter is an indispensable ingredient in people's lives. Let's give the other side an analogy, the other side has eaten braised meat, right, can there be no soy sauce in the braised meat?

Against 1: I would like to remind the opponent that your question has nothing to do with this debate. But I can answer you clearly that it is possible to make braised pork without soy sauce at all.

For 1: How can you call braised pork without soy sauce?

Against 2: Hey, the other side of the defense is obviously not well versed in braised pork, what's wrong with no soy sauce? (daily food tone) we can put sugar salt starch sour dates mixed with two two, put pepper 1/2 teaspoon (3 grams), pepper 1/2 teaspoon (3 grams), onion 1 root, ginger 1 piece, cooking wine 2 teaspoons (10 ml), coriander a little bit, 60 grams of oil, onion, ginger and garlic minced, 250 grams of shin meat in the pot. (do the action)

Against 3: Wow! Descending Dragon 18 Steam~

Anti 2: Okay, start the pot,

Anti 3: Shake it before eating, the flavor is good as well~!

Forward 1: Listen, everyone! The other side of the debate actually mixed up braised pork and steamed pork.

Against 2: What's wrong with powder and steamed pork?

(Opponent 2 punches Opponent 1's arm for help)

Opponent 1: Uh, uh, yeah, what's wrong with steamed pork? Steamed pork is good too!

Anti-2: Yeah, steamed pork is delicious too, haven't you ever had it?

Lord: Meat is delicious, vegetarian dishes should be eaten more, so that the nutrition can be balanced (hold up the sign - KFC). Why are you guys running to the kitchen again, does braised pork and steamed pork have anything to do with crying and laughing? Really, start over.

Positive 3: Our laughter can cut through the clouds.

Against 3: Our crying can tear at the heart.

Positive 2: When brothers meet again, a laugh can remove barriers and dissolve hatred.

Against 2: When hometowns meet hometowns, there are tears in both eyes. And our sportsmen and women for the country to win the glory, to make the world's attention, when the chest hanging golden Olympic gold medals, looking at the bright red five-star red flag rising moment, they are always in tears. It can be seen that crying is the best way to show your true feelings.

Positive 1: The 2008 Olympic Games to be held in Beijing will make all Chinese children proud, during which there will be tens of thousands of volunteers who will be happy and smiling to help the international friends coming to Beijing and act as messengers of smile. Does the other side have any objections?

Against 1 (standing up, not knowing how to answer, asked 2): How?

Anti-2 to Anti-1: Why are you asking me when you're talking about you?

Anti-1 to anti-1: Why are you asking me?

Positive 1: Listening to you is better than reading ten years of books, making me physically and mentally broken, like a spring breeze, sighing to myself! Almost made me laugh so hard I shed tears.

Counter 1: Right! We all know about tears of joy and joyfulness, so what is the explanation for the fact that the two extremes of laughter are both crying?

(Positive 1 and positive 2 stand up at the same time, see that the other has stood up, and sit down at the same time.)

Positive 1 to positive 2: Go ahead.

Positive 2 to positive 1: What makes me say it, you stand up and you don't say it?

Positive 1 to positive 2: you also stood up ah, why do not you say?

Positive 2 to positive 1: If you do not say in the future, do not stand up.

Positive 1 to positive 2: I do not stand up now, you say ah.

Positive 2 to positive 1: I want to know what to say still need to talk to you nonsense?

Lord: Hey! How do you quarrel by yourselves? Start over.

Positive 2: Our mission as comedians is to spread laughter to thousands of households, is the other side of the defense still have doubts about this?

Against 3: Every guest on the program "Artistic Life" has been made to cry by Zhu Jun, but everyone is still scrambling to get on it, so you can see that crying is much more attractive.

Counter 3: Is the other side of the defense is not justified in words, no words, right?

For 2: I just meant to say: ah! You won't understand even if you say it, people with your kind of IQ have trouble understanding it.

Anti-2: You're a pig in a poke - backwards, aren't you? We are all elites in the comedy world, and comedy has a long history of hundreds of years, and your sketches are only a few years old?

Forward 1: A tortoise can't outrun a newborn hare even if it's been alive for a long time.

Anti-1: Look at what talent you have left in the world of sketches, the ones that are a little bit more decent have gone to fight and rob. Take you two for example, it's one cucumber and one groundhog.

Lord: How to speak so impolite, no quality at all, can't say what people's parents look like, right?

Positive 1: or the chairman to speak fair. (realizing that what the host said was wrong) Ah?

Positive 2: we three is the golden partner ~ ~

Positive 1 positive 2 positive 3: yeah

Positive 1: this year's holiday does not accept gifts ~

Positive 2: accept gifts only to receive platinum ~

Positive 3: platinum ah platinum

Against 1: also the golden partner it? I wondered ah, how a cucumber + a groundnut how he became a gold gold partner it ~

Correct 1: just you two men together is the name of a Hong Kong and Taiwan singer. (pointing to the other two boys)

Counter 3: Who?

Positive 1: Wu Bai.

Counter 1: Aren't you saying that we are two hundred and fifty percent?

Anti-2: Hey, I'm not in the business, but women's roles are important at critical moments

Main: No vicious verbal attacks.

Forward 2: Women don't interrupt when men are arguing.

(The host blows the horn)

Main: Time's up, both sides stop speaking. Now I'll summarize today's game: today's debate in a peaceful atmosphere, both sides of the debaters are friendly and forcefully articulate their own views, it is really the mother-in-law said that women have a reason, the public said that the public has a reason, the two sides of the drums and drums, it is difficult to distinguish between the two sides. Eating Tinker Bell Green Nano Candy is wonderful every day. Later, the jury will decide the champion of the debate, the audience friends will see you later!