2. There's a line that says, "Play the drums, play the gongs" and my dad keeps hearing it as "Big butt, stick it up" and he wonders, "What's the point of sticking your butt up?
3, the first time I listened to Zhao Yonghua's "The Most Romantic Thing", the line "I can think of the most romantic thing, is to grow old with you" I heard: "I can think of the most romantic thing, is to sell computers with you! At the time, I thought it was an advertisement by Zhongguancun.
4, Cheng Lin's "Journey to the Sky" "geese have heard my song, the river kissed my face" to hear: "moncler outlet store heard my song, the boy kissed my face", I thought this is what women well!
5, Ren Xianqi version of the "Divine Eagle Warrior Couple" theme song "let me sad or let me drunk or ......" I always listen to "Yang over sad or Yang over drunk or ... ... ... "Hey~why do you always go against the male lead!
6, TV ads to lose weight, hand on the waist, a swing out, said a "want to lose weight, why not use Sofitel?" I heard into the "want to lose weight, why not use hand-held?" I thought to myself, "How can I lose weight just by holding on to my hands?
7, or when I was a child, Donald Duck "ah oh, the show began" to hear: "ah oh, the boar poop!
8, a colleague listening to Zhang Xinzhe's "Love is like the tide", confused, asked me: "Why is he singing 'promise me you will never queue up in the middle of the night' (wandering)?"
9, the first time I listened to Tong Ange's "Jerria Woman", ate a shock, listening to: "wild donkey ah, mysterious wild donkey ah ～～～～～～"
10, "listening to my mother tell that past": we sat next to the high pile of grain ~ ~ ~ ~
listened to: into the we sat next to the high bones next to the pile of bones ~ ~ the scene of white bones in piles comes to mind, sweat!
11, listen to the "unforgettable evening love": goodbye, goodbye, meet in the morgue ......... actually meet in front of the color screen.
12, I used to have a good period of time to listen to XIAO Yaxuan "love hit song" "I'm singing what anything feel, original original you are my hit song." When, on this "hit song" I have been mistaken for "Zhu DaGuo" or "pig DaGuo", but also strange this lyrics in the end to say what?
13, Eason Chan > one of the lyrics is like this "thousands of doorways, there is always a person to go first", I always listen to "kiss from the street to the door, there is always a person to go first".
14. Jay Chou's "Seven Miles" has a line that says "It's been raining all night" and I always hear it as "You're blind".
15, Sun Yanzi "magical" that song there is a line "we two wearing cloth gauze ......" I always hear "we two wearing pants ..."
16, I always hear "we two wearing pants ... ..."
16, Jiang Meiqi song in a line "smile becomes not easy", cold listen to the "urine are not easy". I think the MM get what disease!
17, Jay Chou's "love in the west before the dollar", "gazing at me that picture" how I heard: you are my bowl of noodles!
18, Gao Shengmei's "a thousand years, etc." in the "West Lake water, my tears" someone heard as "daughter-in-law's water, my tears", I heard as: "washing water, my tears! I heard: "the water of washing clothes, my tears", alas!
19, Tao Jingying's "sister sister stand up" inside the "then waiting to fall it" really easy to listen to "then waiting for the wheel J it" ~~~~~~~ sweat death!
20, when the return of Macao popular "Song of Macao" first line: "you know macao, not my real surname", always thought it was: "a piece of sesame cake, do not eat my real line!
21, recently listened to the superwoman Zhang Hanyun's "sweet and sour is me", listen to "...... is really me, every day desire is very fresh" ...... frightened A big jump, this little girl consciousness really bold ah! Later heard a few more times, the original is "every day for me are very fresh"
22, listen to Liang Jingru's >, there is a line: "robin also slept, quiet sleep", listen to "eat also slept", at that time also exclaimed: how to have such vivid lyrics it!
23. Sun Nan's "See No Evil", I don't know what's wrong with my ears during that time, but every time I heard the climax of "Oh, See No Evil" in the video store, I always thought it was -- "Oh, Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", "Cambodia", and so on. "Oh, Cambodia"....
24, there is also a song in the university dormitory outside the daily play of the fire wind: "big red sail ah, welcome so welcome the wind", I always hear as "big red sail ah, sheep so sheep horns wind"
25, listen to the Zhang Mingmin "the countryside of the small roads I used to think: Walking on the country road, the turtle and the old cow are my companions.
26, Meng Tingwei's "winter to Taipei to see the rain", how to listen to how it is: "are crowded to Taipei to see you," straight wonder, there is so good? The big guys still have to be crowded there to see you?
27, Du: I should be in the bottom of the car, should not be in the car; I should be in the car, should not be in the car, ~ ~ ~ ~ in the end what is going on ah?
28, Adu "he must love you very much", there is a line "hand holding champagne, want to give you a birthday surprise" was I heard "I hand holding rubber," I can not figure out rubber and break up what has to do?
29, colleague Kang big sister a standard Shaanxi accent, every time to love song room like to sing the song Mao Ning and Yang Yuying's "heart rain", every time the lyrics "my thoughts, no longer is the dike of the sea" sung as "my thoughts, no longer the bottom of the foot sweat", let me every time to the bottom of the sweat of the feet. "It makes me want to vomit every time.
In the 30s and 80s, the advertisement for the domestic "Yan Dance Brand" record player (Yancheng Ditai) said: "Yan Dance, Yan Dance, a song to a piece of love", but I heard it as: "Disgusted, disgusted, together with a kiss!
31, "The Dragon's Successor" that "forever and ever to polish the eyes", at first no matter how to understand, always listen to "forever and ever poor two years", always wondering, why has been poor two years! I've been wondering why there's always a two-year gap.
32, Andy Lau's "Chinese", "five thousand years of wind and rain ah hide how many dreams", listen to "Wu Qianlian's wind and rain ah hide how many dreams". Strange, is it possible that they had a relationship?
33, Zhang Mingmin version of the "Dragon's heir" in a line "black eyes, black hair, yellow skin", I always thought it was "black eyes, black hair, yellow ass", damn! I always thought it was "black eyes, black hair, yellow ass", damn!
34, before the tour Hongming's "fall in love with a person, it is easy to lose God" heard as "fall in love with a person, it is easy to lose the body". I also wondered why it was so easy to lose one's body.
35, Jolin Tsai "love 36": in order to score not be sentenced out of the game ~ ~ ~ ~ I heard ~ ~ ~ ~ in order to knock over not be thrown out, pondering half a day I do not know what it means.
36, Jolin Tsai - female big to eighteen changes, how to listen to how is "your grandfather dead eight times"?
37, when I was a child, I listened to the "Albatross": "I bowed my head to the ravine", and I always thought it was "my head, like a ravine".
38, Jacky Cheung sang "the end is not the result I want" --- "...... the end is not the result I want ...... the person waiting inside the car window is no longer me ... ... "My best friend and I have listened to it many times and thought that "the person waiting in the toilet is no longer me ......" How can I not figure it out?
39, and the myth of the sentence "flying colorful butterfly" I listened to N many times, or listen to "flying color TV", then also special understanding of the thought, even color TV and hammer can fly, no wonder called myth ah
40, > The visible, invisible, riding cockroaches, the grass grows ah! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~^
41, listen to ＜＜Dragon's Heirloom＞＞: dragon, dragon you sassafras eyes, listen to: dragon dragon dragon you insert two eyes . At that time, I thought this person has a problem. It's okay to have a giant dragon inserted into two eyes
42, learning Leifeng, a good example 。。。。。 The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Why is it that the beans will be fragrant when the stance is firm? Because beans are also patriotic, I have always understood it this way.
43, listen to "Rubin Flowers": night and night to think of mom's words, flashing tears Rubin Flowers - listen to: grandfather to think of mom's words, flashing tears Rubin Flowers - can not help but ~ ~ ~ ~
I have always been also think so! Many of our friends have heard it as "somehow you're pregnant somehow you're pregnant." Still wondering why ~~~~~~~~~~
45, see "teenage Yang family will" that time, like to listen to the "farewell poem", went to Baidu to download, every time a lyrics to hear "thousands of horses are sores", I was very depressed, so atmospheric a song how to so perverted lyrics, go to check the lyrics, and finally realized that it should be "thousands of horses are sores", I was very depressed, so atmospheric a song how to so perverted lyrics, go to check the lyrics, and finally realized that it should be "thousands of horses are sores". Finally realized that it should be "thousands of troops and horses alone to break through", I sweat
46, "Aurora" I listen to: (love is a light) love is a big pot of ~~~~~
47, then Jay Chou just came out of the "Starry Night", my classmates bought an album in the home to listen to, and suddenly her father rushed out of the room to say: "What kind of song are you listening to? How come there are even lyrics like "no three things"?" My classmate was baffled. What's a "naughty"? Later, I realized that her father had heard the phrase "hand in hand, one step, two steps, three steps, four steps, looking at the sky" as "hand in hand, one step, two steps, two steps, two steps, three steps, four steps, looking at the sky". How do I hear it: the north wind takes a hammer, the snowflake takes a dipper! I thought it was a fight between someone and someone else!
51, Jay Chou's "Secret Signals": "They guess, just guess. It doesn't matter." I always heard as: "He does not guess, who perverted, unimportant ~~~~~~"
52, when I was a child, I always listened to the radio singing: I am a cake, love to eat the old people.
53, "How could it be so stupid" inside a sentence: "My panda eyes are stung by the sun ......". I always hear it as, "My chest hairs are also stung by the sun ......". The heart is so cold ~~~~
54, I still listen to the first line of the Ussuri boat song: "Piss in the river. The first line of the Ursuline boat song is still: "Piss in the river. ..........."
55, "love farewell" in a line "hurt me, hurt me," Zhou Chuanxiong simply sung "kill me, kill me," do not believe to listen!
56, the office often people play a song: "I have been standing in the place where you hurt" ..... I've always heard it as "I've always stood where you've killed me", so it still gives me the creeps when I hear it ===!
57, elementary school when listening to years ago, the popular "walk in style": heaven and earth is long and passers-by rush tide and tide, I heard as "heaven and earth is long and the pot shells are heavy, fry up and fry down", I was thinking about how to stir fry is still style it.
58, I also have a classmate to the "plum brand" end song "you are my heart deep brand" listen to the "you are my heart rising eagle"
59, remember Jay Chou have a song what song there is a paragraph he wants to keep chanting: Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay Chou Jay ．．．．．．
The result is how I hear it:This bitch this bitch this bitch this bitch this bitch this bitch this bitch ．．．．．．．
60, Wu Zongxian once sang Britney's 〈BABY ONE MORE TIME〉 as "Baby Playing with Blanket"~~~~~~~~
61, Chan Siu Chun has a song "She's like a heavenly fairy, she's so beautiful!
61, Chen Xiaochun has a song "She's like an antenna, she's too beautiful", which I always hear as "She's like an antenna, she's too beautiful"
I've always wondered why she's too beautiful when she's like an antenna.
62, at the beginning of listening to Jacky Cheung's Hello Poison, I froze to hear: "Hello Baldy Hello Baldy Hello Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy Baldy 。。。。" At that time, I wondered, old Zhang with which monk so bad, but also do not have to make up a song to scold people, right?
63, listening to Zhang Huimei's "Sisters", "you are my sister, you are my Baby!" old do not understand, how is my sister and my uncle ah!
64, listen to Liu Huan "Asian wind" - Asian wind rise - the village of the second bald man has always thought it was the "Asian bomber"
65, listen to Coco Lee's "Magic Mirror", there is a line: Magic Mirror Magic Mirror tell me, what do men really want? I heard it as: hen hen hen tell me, what do men really want? And I also heard it as: mother mother tell me, what do men really want?
66, I often put Faye Wong's, I'm willing to for you, I'm willing to for you, listen to the, I'm willing to feed you, I'm willing to feed you.... What are willing, what are willing to feed you ...
67, Xu Wei's song a mature woman called step by step is actually: a mature woman light footsteps
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68, Adu has a lyrics sung like "unraveling the coat of your stomach", I heard a huge depression, and then realized that it is "unraveling the coat of your stomach", and then realized that it is "unraveling the coat of your stomach". I realized that it was "unzip your defense".
69There is a line in "Three Plum Blossoms" that reads "We've been through epochs before", but I heard it as "We've been through brothels before".
70, for the first time, Guangliang, I mustered the courage to accept ---- I mustered the courage to untie my hands
71, Meng Tingwei's "how many good sisters you actually have", there is a line "why every sister is married to the tears", how I listen to it, is "why every sister is married to the human"! I'm not sure how I feel about it!
72, ...... our motherland is a garden, the flowers of the garden is really bright, and warm sunshine shines on us, everyone's face is smiling ......" after two sentences when I was a child to listen to into the "Henan's sunshine shines on us, Americans face smile", depressed for some years ......
73, and listen to Lin Zhihyun's "single love song": "love to be more frustrated the more courageous ......" to "love to do more and more courage ......", wow, so open slogan!
74, our dormitory said that the lyrics in "Little Dragon Man" were also misheard
"I'm a little green dragon, a little green dragon, and I've got lots of little boobs, little boobs."