2 Beef noodle making is included in the mandatory curriculum of 9-year compulsory education. At the same time, the university offers a full range of beef noodle making courses from undergraduate to post-doctoral level. The study of the history of beef noodles is known as 'Beefology', and its authority, the China Institute of Beefology, is based at the former site of Mazilu on Yongchang Road in Lanzhou. A man who won all the Nobel Prizes that year for publishing a paper called 'How I ate 3 bowls of Beef Noodles in 3 hours' in the prestigious journal JOURNAL OF BEEF NOODLES was made a lifetime professor at Harvard University.
3 The old Muslim man, Ma Baozi, surpassed Einstein and Newton, and is known as the greatest scientist and inventor in the history of mankind. His formula for beef noodles and E=MC2 are two of the most genius and mysterious discoveries of the last century. The statue of Mabaozi stands in the most prominent position in TIAN~AN-DOOR Square. Chairman Mao's Memorial Hall next to the addition of 'Mabaozi Memorial Hall' for everyone to admire.
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4 Famous singer Dong Xiaohua (Note: Dong Wenhua's daughter) sang 'That Bowl of Beef Noodle Story' to reach the year when her mother's song 'That Spring Story' as sensational as her mother's song that year. At the beginning of this century, the famous acting star Andy Lau had to change his name to Niu Dehua after a trip to Lanzhou, ushering in the second spring of his acting career. In the same year, the Singaporean singer-songwriter Niu was a big hit.
5 In China's first referendum, Lanzhou was chosen as the new capital of China because of its great contribution to the development of beef noodles. At the same time there was a strong demand from the world to set the zero time zone as Lanzhou time, and the Director of the Greenwich Observatory in the UK was honored to participate in the ceremony to change the time. Unfortunately, in the subsequent in the Ma Zilu held a joyful toast because of excessive excitement, even ate 10 bowls of meat plus, was sent to the hospital for resuscitation.
6 Fanatical beef noodle FANS around the world at the beginning of this century began to set up 'Beef Noodle Religion', just ten years has been and Christianity, Islam into a tripod (although the beef noodle religion and Islam has a deeper roots). Its U.S. District Bishop, former U.S. President George W. Bush died when the most regrettable is not to be able to go to the holy land of beef noodles Lanzhou pilgrimage, and repeatedly asked his son little Bush must be on his behalf to complete this wish.
7 Microsoft's president ate his first beef noodles in 2018, determined to fist product WINDOWS XP renamed NOODLES XP, and built-in CAS academician comrade × × beef noodle production simulation program - NRM simulation V.2.0. Surprisingly, the U.S. High Court did not move the The U.S. High Court did not use 'antitrust law' to sue Microsoft with the sale of NOODLES XP a listing directly off the market, but then the world's major BBS on the hottest post became - 'how to safely remove from NRM simulation in the
8 Lanzhou is the most popular language in the world because of its unique effect in ordering food. Lanzhou dialect has been designated as the only designated language of the United Nations for its concise and witty features. There are many variations of Lanzhou dialect in the world, such as 'Yinglan accent', 'Frank accent', 'Xilan accent', etc. JUE has become one of the most popular languages in the world due to its wide range of environments and ability of expression. JUE is the most popular word in the world, and it is the first word learned by newborns after MAMA. The first thing young parents say when they meet is: 'Can your child say jue yet?' -- the negative answer is usually: JUE gah, not yet! Also according to CNN, Greenspan at the age of 100 still insisted on learning Lanzhou language, and on his 100th birthday successfully conquered the difficult Lanzhou language - the PLA uncle under the tree reading a book.
9 The United Nations passed Resolution 2098 in 2025 - to promote beef noodles globally at a density of one beef noodle restaurant per 10,000 people. The president of Rolls-Royce decided to provide its latest model - Golden Angel as a takeaway car for free and unlimited amount of time. the famous F1 driver Schumacher (Note: Schumacher's son) was excited to deliver the first takeaway, and decided to give up his career as a F1 driver to be an ordinary takeaway employee in Lanzhou Sadam Beef Noodle House, so that he could eat the most authentic beef noodle every day. authentic beef noodles every day. The president of Boeing was clearly enraged by Rolls-Royce's decision, and the next day decided to provide 100 Boeing 999 wide-body airliners at no cost for delivery to Eskimos. (Note: Saddam was acquitted by President George W. Bush in 2005 due to an outcry from the American public because he happened to be renamed after a brand of beef noodle restaurant in Lanzhou. Saddam then acquired the rights to the Lanzhou side of the chain and worked hard to develop more than 1,000 outlets in the U.S.)
10 The world-famous fast-food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken made a stunning decision in the middle of the century -- to change its name to Kentucky Cow and to drop all its products in favor of beef noodle dishes and snacks from Lanzhou. A year later, McDonald's was nearly bankrupt and finally *sold slurry to get over the hump. This decision, as a classic MBA marketing case, is listed as a reserved case in the world's top-ranked business school, the Leek Leaf School of Business at Lanzhou University. At the end of this century, a common phrase used by older Americans to educate young people is: 'It was a bitter time, there was no beef noodle, only gnawing on burgers and chewing on fries ...' .
11 Although countries go-vern-ment has been 911, 999, 119 and so on alarm number changed to beef noodle take-out line, but still can not satisfy the majority of beef noodle FANS ordering requirements. AT & amp; T in 2031 made the most successful decision in the company's history: in its installation of every telephone on the addition of a button in the shape of the cow's head, directly connected to the nearest community in the community. that connects directly to the nearest beef noodle restaurant in the community. BT and other major telecoms companies followed suit and launched a free exchange program for older models, which was warmly welcomed by consumers. China Mobile is the launch of the 'Beef Noodle Group call' function, the group of users to broadcast calls free of charge, for the public to timely exchange of experience in eating beef noodles.
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12 Tens of thousands of Americans on September 11, 2028 on the NOTANIC to Lanzhou pilgrimage in the North Pacific Ocean, the unfortunate sinking shipwrecks, the biggest tragedy of the century. Ten years later, Hollywood made this tragic experience into a movie, the global box office more than 100 billion yuan, including the Oscars and all the awards of Ghana. The touching love story of the hero and heroine touched the hearts of countless men, women and children all over the world. The dialogue between the hero and the heroine before they die and drift on the sea has become the most tear-jerking movie scene of the century:
Man: (shivering voice) You won't die! Promise me you'll live!
Female: (crying voice) No, neither of us will die! We're going to eat Mazilu's noodles, Du Weicheng's gray beans, and then we're going to eat Huangmiao's roast lamb, and much, much more!
Male: (trying to smile) I can't survive that time, you go, remember to ask for a bowl for me as well, that way it's like I'm still with you ....
Female: (desperately) No!
Then the hero took off his life jacket and tied it to the heroine as well, and pushed her away with the last bit of strength in his body
WOMAN: (desperately) No, you come back!
The hero smiled as he sank down, and the heroine reached out her hand to pull him back. At this point the male lead shouted in a Yinglan accent a line that people can never forget:
Male: Remember to ask me for a two fine and put in more chili! Add .....
The male protagonist sank without finishing his sentence, mellifluous music played in the background, and the female protagonist's eyes glistened with tears
Female: I know... Second fine, put more chili. Crisp up the oil cake.
The movie ended like this, with fans around the world speculating about what the hero was going to add-some said meat, some said an egg, and others said some radishes. Maybe only his girlfriend knows, we don't know. The director of this movie doesn't have an answer either.
A Lanzhou man attending a water festival suddenly yells, "Fatty splashy? Fatty? The tour guide told him that the water splashing is a blessing for the people of Lanzhou. The guide told him to splash water is to bless you. The Lanzhou people said: you do not old Hoover, day his brother land, only a Hassun splash is to open the African!
Once in the car to Lanzhou to see a group of Lanzhou dialect joke sketches, very funny, the following is one of my retelling.
-The old folks, you feed the pigs?
--Ah, I feed the pigs.
--You g (feed) the pigs sasha?
--I feed the pigs bran and leaves.
--Nowadays, we have to pay attention to the nutrition, you feed the pig some can have hard Yang (nutrition)? I am a hard Yang (nutrition) Association, the fine wave wish (100 yuan).
- Old township, Ni (you) feed pigs Nima?
--Ah, I feed the pigs.
--You feed the pigs sasha?
--I feed the pigs with mountain treasures and honeyed eggs.
--Ah, a lot of people in our country do not have enough to eat, and what do you feed your pigs? I'm from the Office of Thrift and Conservation, a fine of a wave of wishes (100 yuan).
--The old folks, ni (you) feed the pig child Nima?
--Ah, I feed the pigs.
--You feed the pigs sasha?
--I did not feed the pig.
--Then you want to starve the pig to death? We are the Animal Protection Society of -----
--Oh, yo, I'll get you Buddha, I'll get the pig two dollars a day, put want to eat, put on the ga home to buy gas old.
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China Lanzhou mysteriously disappeared, the U.S. White House extremely shocked, sent ten million agents rushed to Lanzhou! (Joke)
Beijing time on November 25th night, the United States White House lights, all intelligence officers, stay up all night, did something big happen?
Just three days ago, the United States found that in its satellite map can not be found in Lanzhou, China, Lanzhou disappeared, Lanzhou is China's economic city, but also an important military center, Lanzhou suddenly disappeared, this is still good? This makes the United States extremely shocked up and down the country, is it China has invented what new science and technology, can be hidden the whole city, if this is true, the threat to the United States on the big, the United States overnight sent the Central Intelligence Agency personnel, rushed to Lanzhou to investigate the reasons, and contact all the agents engaged in the intelligence in China, continuously looking for a few days, did not find the reason, and the Chinese leadership is not anything special! reflect, the U.S. side is very frustrated, ready to withdraw the intelligence personnel in Lanzhou,
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Just when the intelligence personnel left Lanzhou, an expert in the study of China, bought a copy of the morning of the 26th of the local Lanzhou Daily News, ready to browse on the road, open the newspaper and read it, and the CIA was not able to find the reason for this. Prepare to browse on the road, open the newspaper to see, the front page headline reads: Lanzhou fog locks the whole city pollution hit the country's most pollution index of 500
Truly a step through the iron shoes without looking for a place to get it all without effort. A few days up and down the United States to solve the problem, a small Lanzhou Daily News took care of it!
Damn, damn 500 words!!!!
Attached is YAHOO News: According to statistics from the State Environmental Protection Administration, on Nov. 26, air quality pollution in Lanzhou City was level 5 heavy pollution, with a pollution index of 500, ranking first among the 84 monitored cities, the highest since this winter, and a full 309 percent higher than the second-ranked city of Urumqi, which had a pollution index of 191. Meteorologists said moderately and heavily polluted weather (level 4 and 5) can cause air convection, which can cause air pollution. level) will cause poor air convection, pollutants are difficult to diffuse, the public encounter such weather should avoid outdoor activities as far as possible. To strengthen indoor ventilation in the morning and evening to maintain air circulation, but also should drink more boiled water, eat more fresh fruits and vegetables to improve the body's immunity.
The Buddha is a Lanzhou people married old a Russian daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law gave birth to old four dolls. The individual thought, I of a doll name
Word to get up a good mud, both to have our Lanzhou characteristics, but also to have a Russian flavor, hey! The oldest is called "Group What? The oldest will be called "group what Li
Sha", the oldest called "price count old Sha", the oldest called "price wave period Sha".
A Lanzhou man went into the beef noodle shop and shouted: "Boss, let's have a big bowl, more noodles, more soup, more radish, more garlic, more
some, and more chili," said the boss, who said: "You can't ask for a big bowl, can't you?
The fly fell into the glass,
Beijing people: yuck, really fucking disgusting.
Cantonese: Wow, Yakichan flies, nutritious, drink up!
Shanghai: Grab the fly and spit out the wine!
Lanzhou: Fry your hands and pour it out!
One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming to use "pleading" to make a sentence
Xiaoming thought for a while and said: "My mom cooked a pot of ribs and my dad gnawed on the ball and couldn't move. ~~~~~"
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Fifty-three classic Lanzhou words
1 Go, each and every one of the Buddha words go.
2 I'm going to pinch you at both ends and step into a loud cannon.
3 You're all caught up in this.
4 Xiguan 50 cents
5 Do not dare to go outside, Wuzi will eat you.
6 The first thing you need to do is to get rid of the ghosts that are killing the people.
7 Gaddi one, pour a soup.
8 The son of Mrs. Chai and the nephew of Mr. Kouwa.
9 The production is a bunch of half-wilted hanmen.
10 Practitioners, come on, the bottle on the old blow to.
11 The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a bottle of wine.
12 Fofo, Fofo, Fofo, Fofo, Fofo, Fofo, Fofo, Fofo, Fofo.
13 It's a very bright and colorful day.
14 It's a one-shot deal, but it's not the only one.
15 It's not a light.
16 Abbott, two hundred million, uncle, and the burden
17 Simmering the medicine, my child this door to wake up.
18 Look at you, you have a hangman look kill! I'm so angry that I can't even look at you, and I'm so angry that I can't even look at you, and I'm so angry that I can't even look at you.
19 The postman. The postman.
20 The dirty hand is not old enough to dig the cake.
21 Wilt is bad everywhere.
22 You, Zizizi, catching the old, begging for mercy, spinning away the old sweeping hair, the family quietly Chu Haqi
23 Judy, the family nose new clean old wave up
24 Sasha, the capital of the time very na, come to do aha.
25 The world is something, something is moving, something is hafu, hafu can be dug and grabbed
26 Benzai! Voyager!
27 The nose wakes up to the nagging waves.
28 Zapper, dig in.
29 Sasha, who is in a hurry, will wait.
30 The digging is bad, and the people are in trouble.
31 What's the point of having a home, and not to talk about Hoover.
32 Although the pot on the old bowl shelf, just know the high ground, do not know scratch the ground.
33 You guys are so annoying
34 What's the matter with you? And what's the name of the place?
35 You try to be a brown socialist by putting on a pair of brown glasses
36 I'm going to put you in a headlock
37 A toad jumps into a ginger nest and gets hammered
38 A woman from Yantan has a heart of gold
39 A woman from Yantan does not doze off in the middle of the night, but a woman from Yantan.
40 The city of mud, the fat in the tank, the shit in the ditch, eat garlic mouth
41 Home to the old kill, not old house
42 You are a son of a child do not study well, the future of eating shit will be no one for you to give it to.
43 The Buddha's door is a tricky place, and you can't help but see that it's a real mess.
44 I regret to smash the Kangzi where
45 Croak home nose blowing to the waves to kill
46 The mouth will be open to a sea mouth, you Gua resentful drip smile spread it?
47 Cold, you go back, back to eat your mom's noodles.
48 The death is a young man who doesn't know how to die, and it's a shame to lead him to his death.
49 The team is still in place, and the mother is not old enough
50 The master, the next nine, and more garlic seedlings.
53 The pig was killed quietly, and the group was killed together.
53 The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.