1. "Coach, I'm so nervous Oh!" "You nervous what, should be nervous is walking people!"
2. Finally the end of the test, the examiner said: "Parking ahead." The results were not expected to front a fire hydrant. The trainee was horrified back: "Report a fire hydrant, no parking ahead."
3. "I'm sorry, coach, I parked crooked again". "Which can ah, the road is crooked."
4. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive so slow because the test is not about every day at home so boring!
5. Brake hot feet? I'm not going to step on it yet!
6. Coach: so hard to pull the steering wheel why, is it want to take it home?
7. Learning to drive three days to become completely super invincible black me: after all, those sunscreen are wrong to pay.
8. When practicing the reverse pile, with a Chery Chevrolet car, I feel that the horn is quite fun, and when the coach is not there, I will sneak to press the horn switch. The first time I saw the car, I was able to get it to work, and I was able to get it to work. One day, when I was driving, I suddenly met someone in front of me, and the coach said, "Press the horn!" I rushed to look for the horn button, the results did not find, had to ask the coach: "Where is the horn switch?" The coach was furious: "Can't you see such a big switch?" Originally, the Pusan steering wheel in the middle of a large piece of the whole is a switch!
9. My daughter learned to drive much faster than me, the Yangtze River wave pushed the front wave, I was shot on the beach.
10. Aunt when to come can not have to be in the test subject two today I drop mom crazy turn so many koi this is an unexpected good thing!
11. The subject of the second has not yet been tested on the clamor to reverse and then a success on both sides of the same width.
12. In order to get a driver's license, the brother got up at 5:30, really desperate.
13. There is another, on the car first with the examiner to talk: "You to me next to sit next to me I'm particularly nervous, can not drive." The examiner gave him a blank look: "Don't be nervous, drive your well." Then this person began to talk to himself: "In fact, I know I don't need to be nervous, but I just can't help myself. Just now, I asked the students who just came down, what can I do to not be nervous. They told me that: on the car what do not think much, as if it is now only one person in the car, or as if sitting next to a dog ......" examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~ ~
14.Coach: see the front of that person? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! I: do not dare. Coach: Dare not step on the brakes!
15. When driving fast, the coach said: "Only do the officer's guts are getting bigger and bigger, driving is more and more open the guts are smaller and smaller, you're an exception!"
16. Suddenly I hope that there is a dependence on the side. Good night. Tomorrow the test subject two, I wish I can pass it.
17. Master I poured into it? Master: "There is a Chinese distance"
18. ramp is too nervous about playing the steering wheel, the coach said: you are to sieve chaff or to drive?
19. "Drive so fast for what? I want to see the roadside MM can not, no wonder I have not been able to find a wife ...... you brain inside is not again raising fish pull"
20. you go to driving school, you let me pray for you.
21. I suggest you learn a racing license later! You are not fit to drive such a common car!
22. Grass, this horse right steering wheel to death, reverse parking full marks, between the horse must have passed the subject two, mouth mouth that is not as good as the horse ah.
23. There was also a time when I heard the coach next to the training students: "This will not learn ah, your own good enlightenment!" I also Zen it!
24. A candidate smoothly on the car, sitting in the driver's seat, ignition, step on the gas pedal after checking the instrumentation to the examiner said: "Report examiner, the instrumentation check is normal, requesting the takeoff." (This should be a request to start, and I guess the candidate has had the ideal of being a pilot since he was a child.) The examiner replied calmly, "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high-voltage electricity in front of you."
25. Once on the way to the roadside store to play a tip, out of the master to let his brother look at how much oil. Brother unscrewed the gas tank cover to see, what can not be seen, buddy took out a lighter to light to see, fortunately, the master's quick, flying leg, the brother kicked down to the ground, or I guess now there is no such story, all played out.
26. "You got a license, bought a car, you must drive to the coaching ground to let me see, I good to remember you, after the road to meet you driving, I good to avoid far away!"
27. Section three test five times, less than a last resort, I never touch the car.
28. Dare not go to learn, afraid of being scolded by the coach.
29. I don't know if I'm driving right or wrong, I always turn my head to look at the coach sitting in the passenger seat, the coach began to read: "Look ahead! Look at the front! I'm not sure if I'm right or wrong, but I'm always looking at the co-driver's seat! Although I am very handsome, there is no need to stare at me all the time ah!!!"
30. steering wheel to beat the clutch to death
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1. change a bar. I can not teach you
2. steering wheel are not good, your hands are born to do
3. you drive like this test points are not more than a hundred deductions
4. go to the first day of learning to drive a beautiful reversing into the garage on the first day of driving to the other driving school to scrape the car.
5. It seems that after all, we must learn to drive well, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
6. I suggest you learn a racing license later! You are not fit to drive such a common car!
7. Red light you do not go, green light also do not go is not your favorite color?
8. Aunt when to come not have to be in the test subject two today I drop mom crazy turn so many koi this is an unexpected good thing!
9. Section three to the red light still want to continue to drive forward Coach asked me if the law is not binding on me
10. green light to start slow, the coach a, how is it, can not choose a favorite color?
11. Downhill a little nervous steering wheel began to draw the dragon, coach: you want to use my car to practice calligraphy?
12. Finally the end of the test, the examiner said: "Parking ahead." The results were not expected in front of a fire hydrant. Cadets are very alarmed back: "Report a fire hydrant, the front can not be parked."
13. In order to get a driver's license, the brother got up at 5:30, it's really a fight.
14. When practicing the reverse pile, with a Chery Chevrolet, I feel that it is quite fun to press the horn, and when the coach is not there, I will secretly go to press the horn switch. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it in a few minutes. One day, when I was driving, I suddenly met someone in front of me, and the coach said, "Press the horn!" I rushed to look for the horn button, the results did not find, had to ask the coach: "Where is the horn switch?" The coach was furious: "Can't you see such a big switch?" Originally, the Pusan steering wheel in the middle of a large piece of the whole is a switch!
15. In the summer, a woman was taking the road test. She was so nervous that she kept looking down at the gear, and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous, look up at the front, reach out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: "I do not eat you that way!
16. There was also a time when I heard the coach next to the training students: "This is not going to learn ah, you have a good understanding of yourself!" Also Zen it me!
17. Get on the car ready to finish just starting, coach: gas. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Coach: I shouted to you to step on the gas pedal to gas!
18. My brother learned to ride a bicycle road is difficult, I seem to understand the mood of the coach when I learn to drive.
19. Every day is to be practiced to beat the card dominated by the fear of feeling a little enthusiasm to learn the car is not.
20. Once on the way to the roadside store to play a tip, out of the master let brother see how much oil. Brother unscrewed the gas tank cover to see, what can not be seen, buddies took out a lighter light want to look at, fortunately, the master's quick hands, flying leg, the brother kicked to the ground, or I guess now there is no such story, all played out.
21. You go to driving school, you let me pray for you.
22. Do not dare to go to school, afraid of being scolded by the coach.
23. Brake hot feet? Not yet stepped on!
24. Four subjects are once through, is not no say.
25. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
26. My colleague learned the other day on the road, the coach told her to step on the gas pedal, her foot underneath the fishing half a day did not step on the foot, out of context:
27. right to change lanes, driving into the left turn signal. The coach said I: "What, confuse the enemy behind it?"
28. You drove me this Volkswagen out of the sports car sound ah!
29. "You got a license, bought a car, you must drive to the coaching field to let me see, I want to remember you, and later on the road to meet you driving, I good to avoid far away!"
30. I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of our school's chef, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you make efforts to pull the handbrake, you make efforts to pull, you make efforts to 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull out the handbrake.
On the practice of the circle of friends text humor funny brocade thirty sentences
On the practice of the circle of friends text humor funny one
1. Every day is the practice of playing cards dominated by the fear of feeling a little enthusiasm to learn the car are not.
2. I never thought that my progress in learning to drive so slow because the test is not about every day at home so boring!
3. brake hot feet? I'm not going to step on it yet!
4. Section II test three times, sent away three batches of students.
5. In the end, how to make parents do not force me to learn the car, I really do not want to learn the car, I am too afraid to drive.
6. In the summer, a woman was taking the road test. She was so nervous that she kept looking down at the gears, and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous, look up at the front, reach out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: "I do not eat you that way!
7. When starting on a hill, the coach said: "Put the clutch in gently, find the linkage point, let the car shake up and then put on the brake." I do, I feel the car has been obviously shaking, grabbed the shifter in neutral and released the brake, the car suddenly slipped back. The coach hurriedly slammed on the brakes and snarled, "What are you trying to do?" I do not understand: "I hang semi-linked gear ah!" "......" "Oh, I thought the semi-linked gear is between first and second gear."
8. Driving fast, the coach said: "Only do the officer more and more courage, driving are more and more open the more courage, you are an exception!"
9. You steering wheel to grab so hard why, is it want to drag down to take home?
10. Report coach, all ready, request takeoff
11. As the saying goes: dust to dust, earth to earth, scolding people do not mention the mother: bumper dog, square dance, driving school instructor two hundred and fifty-five.
12. In the morning on the road to see a car, the car after the sticker a label, labeled with a sentence: driving school removed from the name of the self-taught.
13. Today just get a driver's license, coach: in the future can not drive the case do not drive ......
14. My coach said, get the license on the road to him, he will not go out
15. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, almost scolded to death, I am too poor, and goat and weak.
On the practice of the circle of friends text humor funny two16. subject three test smashed, back to pay the supplementary examination fee, the bystanders asked: how will the test smashed it? The girl sighed: alas, is that the condom did not set on ah. Safety ... full ... set ...
17. I subject two test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over the test over I cried.
18. Road test just got on the car girls nervous, the bank card as ID card to the examiner, the examiner a silence: password?
19. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, today it's here, broken sleep, and found that tomorrow there are a lot of small partners to take the subject of two wish you a hand over.
20. When practicing reverse pile coach shouted: "Put your head out, head out! The brakes! The first thing you need to do is to get out of the car and get out of the way! One day my car will be scrapped by you!"
21. Driving fast, he said: "Drive so fast for what! I've got money in front of me, right?" Slowly, he said, "Still moving?"
22. Coach: see that person? Cadet: see the coach: crash him Cadet: I dare not coach: dare not your still not brake
23. In order to your future safety, learning to drive scolded is actually very necessary drops. Any of your saliva weight, I since the stalwart, perhaps you can also take this opportunity to exercise their own little heart, and later you can be more bold in the community to break through. And not yet learned the car partners, encountered such a coach, you will be from it!
24. Nightmare news do not want to learn the car do not want to learn the car do not want to learn the car.
25. Inverted pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and roared at me: "Fail! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, okay! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
26. The coach said that your license to learn and then go to a class to learn to fly the plane it so fast only to the sky
27. steering wheel are not good, your hands are born to do
28. master said once someone road test: "Report!" "Come up
29.Section two make-up test twice, the most tragic are dead in the curve driving.
30. Once on the way to the roadside store to play a tip, out of the master let brother see how much oil. Brother unscrewed the gas tank cover to see, what can not be seen, buddies took out a lighter light want to look at, fortunately, the master's quick eye, flying leg, the brother kicked down to the ground, or else I guess now there is no such story, all played out.
Driving school practice circle of friends text humor funny collection of thirtyDriving school practice circle of friends text humor funny (a)
1. Today just get a driver's license, the coach: in the future can not drive the case do not drive ......
2. I recommend that you learn a racing license later! You are not suitable to drive this kind of ordinary car!
3. I don't know if I'm driving right or wrong, so I keep turning my head to look at the coach sitting in the passenger seat, and the coach started reading again: "Look ahead! Look at the front! I'm not sure I'm driving the right way, but I'm turning my head to look at the passenger seat! Although I am very handsome, there is no need to stare at me all the time!"
4. Get on the car ready to finish just starting, coach: refueling. Cadet: Okay, thank you coach. Coach: I shouted you step on the gas pedal to gas!
5. There was also a time when I heard the coach next to the training students: "This will not be able to learn ah, your own good enlightenment!" I also Zen it!
6. Another time to practice reverse pile, suddenly heard the coach in the side said: "Where do you hit the direction?" I was so nervous that I rushed to play in the opposite direction, and then I heard the coach say, "You still play that way?" Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach is training another car students.
7. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, quickly scolded to death, I'm too poor, and egregious and weak.
8. Previously, I just thought that I do not distinguish between the southeast and northwest to learn the car to know that the left and right are not divided
9. On the road when you say: "You drive, I'll take a nap." Inverted pile when said: "you pour, I go to pee."
10. "You got a license, bought a car, must be driven to the coaching field to let me see, I can remember you, after the road encountered you driving, I good to avoid far away!
11. In order to get a driver's license, the brother got up at 5:30, it is really spelled out.
12. People who are too nervous do not know what they are talking about, the last time we have a student driving school road test, get on the car after all the preparatory work is done, the car is not start, the examiner asked ready? The student said ready, the examiner asked, why not start the car to go? The student said, report dog officer, the car in front of an examiner!
13. My coach said, get the license on the road to him, he said, he will not go out
14. The coach said you license to learn to go to a class to learn to fly the plane it so fast only to the sky
15. I still don't know how to come over the s-turns ...
Driving school practice circle of friends text humor funny (Part II)
16. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "cheer cheer". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" The coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
17. Coach: see that guy in front? I'm not going to be able to do that! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brake!
18. This I must come! I don't know because of stupid or what, to drive inexplicable fear. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice, I'm so annoyed.
19. One time the coach was so angry with me that he just shouted, "Step on the handbrake step on the handbrake!"
20. Green light start slow, the coach a sentence, what's wrong, can not choose a favorite color?
21. My classmates, mm, road test is very nervous, the heart has been reciting "fasten seat belt fasten seat belt! Then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
22. Coach: steering wheel to beat to death. I: how to beat to death?
23. Tomorrow will be the test subject two, a little nervous. I wish I could pass it once. But the first victory is not yet taken ah.
24. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: the traffic circle ahead to turn left, the student said: understand the traffic circle ahead to turn left, and so after turning, the examiner said, get off the car, failing, the student does not understand, you can let me die an understanding? The examiner said dizzily: you count how many laps you turn before turning around ~~
25. gear ah ！！！！ Brake ah ！！！！ And stalled again! Won't you step on the assembly ！！！！ Turn signal ah ！！！！ Why do you hit the headlights ！！！！ You ！！！！
26. subject two test twice did not pass, because in the field to learn the car so want to give up, please give me a do not learn the merits of the car.
27. tomorrow to take the subject two la, nervous nervous, sleep early tonight, tomorrow cheer cheer cheer.
28. The coach said I drove like he was drunk and couldn't learn.
29. The birth of a child are not nervous people, test a subject two nervous like this, the logic of a broken ground.
30. I'm here to learn to drive again, confident that life is two hundred years, will be when the water hit three thousand miles.