Rhyming and funny modern limerick is as follows:
1, people have to be in the middle of life, thermos cups soak goji berries. The skin is thick and greasy, and you can eat five buckets of rice at a meal.
2, jujube wolfberry thermos cup, general belly hide the remaining power. The smartest top of the gentleman do not laugh, will eat, will drink and will blow.
3, body posture no one witnessed, why not go to the square dance? I'm going to step on the beat, and I'm going to twist my arms and my butt.
4. What's the use of being born with talent? The site is too heavy to carry bricks. The first thing that you can't do is to get up, and you've been dreaming about it for thirty years.
5. I don't want to talk about bridges and salt, but I have to learn from the youth in my old age. The first thing you need to do is to play with microblogging, and then you'll be able to see what's going on in your head.
6, often with the same good to compete with the high and low, do not and the villain more short and long. A few cups of turbid wine body gradually hot, a volume of ancient books from the cool heart.
7, want to try with the sky than high, first have to set a small goal. For example, to earn it a hundred million, move the mouth lightly.