1. Porcelain dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and fifty-five.
2. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "refueling refueling". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
3. I have never thought that my progress in learning to drive is so slow because I can't get a test appointment every day at home!
4. After the car crashed again, the coach: change a bar, I can not teach you to ~
5. On the start of another "a buddy due to nervousness said: instrumentation all normal" request to get up. The examiner heard on the happy: not yet woke up it? Permission to get up!
6. This time thank you, I am in the driving school days, in addition to waiting for the car is waiting for you, very happy, thank you for refusing me, so that I can rest assured that I wish you happiness.
7. Master said once someone road test: "Report!" "Come up
8. Every day is dominated by the fear of practicing punching cards feel a little enthusiasm to learn the car are gone.
9. Tomorrow to take the subject of two la, nervous nervous, tonight early to sleep, tomorrow, refueling refueling refueling.
10. There is another, on the car first with the examiner to talk: "You to me next to sit down on my special nervous, will not open." The examiner gave him a blank look: "Don't be nervous, drive your well." Then this person began to talk to himself: "In fact, I know I don't need to be nervous, but I just can't help myself. Just now I asked the students who had just come down what they could do not to be nervous. They told me that: on the car what don't think much, as if it is now only one person in the car, or as if sitting next to a dog ......" The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~ ~
11. change lanes to the right, opened up into the left turn signal. The coach said I: "What, confuse the enemy behind it?"
12. "You have to wear a helmet when you drive out in the future." "Why?" "I'm afraid people get off and hit you."
13. For your future safety, it is necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. Any you mouth a thousand heavy, I since the stalwart, maybe you can also take this opportunity to exercise their own little heart, and later you can be more bold in the community to break through. And have not learned the car partners, encountered such a coach, you from it!
14. It seems that after all, we must learn to drive well, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
15. Road test just got on the car girls nervous, the bank card as an ID card to the examiner, the examiner a silence: password?
16. Section II test three times, sent away three batches of students.
17. My colleague learned the other day on the road, the coach told her to step on the gas pedal, her feet under the bottom of the fishing half did not step on it, out of turn:
18. "What do you want to do so fast? I want to see the roadside MM can not, no wonder I have not been able to find a wife ...... your brain is not inside the fish to pull"
19. If you like this steering wheel will be going when you take it away
20. One day the coach was angry dizzy, said a "Step on the handbrake!"
21. The bad driving is not to blame you, blame our coach is no good.
22. "Coach, I'm so nervous." "What are you nervous about, the one who should be nervous is the one who walks!"
23. road test, I carefully review all procedures, for fear of a little omission: get on the car to play the report, to check the mirrors, instrumentation, change lanes to the left and right to observe the road, over the station, the intersection is to be siren, observation of the rear traffic time can not be more than 12 seconds ...... Chest on the car, pretending to touch the mirrors, open the left directional light, sound the horn, and the rear view mirror. Turn on the left directional light, sound the horn, start the engine, gear, put down the handbrake is ready to start, the instructor said: "The test is over, please get off!" The first time I saw this, I forgot to fasten my seatbelt!
24. A child is not nervous about giving birth to a child, the test of a subject two nervous like this, the logic of a broken ground.
25. In the end, the school is still not open my desire to learn the car these days is incredibly strong.
26. step on the gas pedal! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for it! You step on the clutch? Brake it, do not see the fast hit it! Lightly brake! Overtaking ah, waiting for dishes! Put on the turn signal! Steering wheel is dead! You give me down, nonsense like!
27. It is difficult to practice Oh, why learn to drive coach is very good is my bad.
28. Subject two has not yet been tested on the clamor to reverse and then a success on both sides of the same width.
29. Coach: so hard to drag the steering wheel why, is it want to take home?
Driving school practice circle of friends text humor funny collection of thirty
Driving school practice circle of friends text humor funny (a)
1. Just get a driver's license today, the coach: in the future you can not drive the case do not drive the ......
2. I suggest that you later go to learn a racing license! You are not suitable to drive this kind of ordinary car!
3. I don't know if I'm driving right or wrong, so I keep turning my head to look at the coach sitting in the passenger seat, and the coach started reading again: "Look ahead! Look at the front! I'm not sure I'm driving the right way, but I'm turning my head to look at the co-driver! Although I am very handsome, there is no need to stare at me all the time!"
4. Get on the car ready to finish just starting, coach: refueling. Cadet: Okay, thank you coach. Coach: I shouted you step on the gas pedal to gas!
5. There was also a time when I heard the coach next to the training students: "This will not be able to learn ah, your own good enlightenment!" I also Zen it!
6. Another time to practice reverse pile, suddenly heard the coach in the side said: "Where do you hit the direction?" I was so nervous that I rushed to play in the opposite direction, and then I heard the coach say, "You still play that way!" Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach is training another car students.
7. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, quickly scolded to death, I'm too poor, and egregious and weak.
8. Previously, I just thought that I do not distinguish between the southeast and northwest to learn the car to know that the left and right are not divided
9. On the road when you say: "You drive, I'll take a nap." Inverted pile when said: "you pour, I go to pee."
10. "You got a license, bought a car, must be driven to the coaching field to let me see, I can remember you, and later on the road to meet you driving, I good to avoid far away!
11. In order to get a driver's license, the brother got up at 5:30, it is really spelled out.
12. People who are too nervous do not know what they are talking about, the last time we have a student driving school road test, get on the car after all the preparatory work is done, the car is not start, the examiner asked ready? The student said ready, the examiner asked, why not start the car to go? The student said, report dog officer, the car in front of an examiner!
13. My coach said, get the license on the road to him, he said, he will not go out
14. The coach said you license to learn to go to a class to learn to fly the plane it so fast only to the sky
15. I still don't know how to come over the s-turns ...
Driving school practice circle of friends text humor funny (Part II)
16. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "cheer cheer". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" The coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
17. Coach: see that guy in front? I'm not going to be able to do that! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brakes!
18. This I must come! I don't know because of stupid or what, to drive inexplicable fear. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice, I'm so annoyed.
19. One time the coach was so angry with me that he just shouted, "Step on the handbrake step on the handbrake!"
20. Green light start slow, the coach a sentence, what's wrong, can not choose a favorite color?
21. My classmates, mm, road test is very nervous, the heart has been reciting "fasten seat belt fasten seat belt! Then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
22. Coach: steering wheel to beat to death. I: how to beat to death?
23. Tomorrow will be the test subject two, a little nervous. I wish I could pass it once. But the first victory is not yet taken ah.
24. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: the traffic circle ahead to turn left, the student said: understand the traffic circle ahead to turn left, and so after turning, the examiner said, get off the car, failing, the student does not understand, you can let me die an understanding? The examiner said dizzy: you count how many turns you turned before turning around ~~
25. gear ah ！！！！ Brake ah ！！！！ And stalled again! Won't you step on the assembly ！！！！ Turn signal ah ！！！！ Why do you hit the headlights ！！！！ You ！！！！
26. subject two test twice did not pass, because in the field to learn the car so want to give up, please give me a do not learn the merits of the car.
27. tomorrow to take the subject two la, nervous nervous, sleep early tonight, tomorrow cheer cheer cheer.
28. The coach said I drove like he was drunk and couldn't learn.
29. The birth of a child are not nervous people, test a subject two nervous like this, the logic of a broken ground.
30. I came to learn to drive again, confident life two hundred years, when the water hit three thousand miles.
1. Listen to my uncle told his test car time (years ago) jokes: that time everyone is trying to please the examiner, what bt tricks are used. There is one on the car, the first do not start the ignition, to the side of the examiner a hard stupid smile. The examiner laughed at him and asked him what he was laughing at. He said: I think you how to see how like me three moncler ...... examiner fainted.
2. It seems that after all, we must learn to drive well, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
3. Freshman enrollment, senior graduation to get the certificate, where every word is typed with tears.
4. Today, I just got a driver's license, and the coach said to me: "Don't drive as much as you can in the future."
5. I'm not nervous about giving birth to a child, but I'm nervous about taking a test like this, and the logic is shattered.
6. The steering wheel is your object? Put so tight ......
7. The coach said that you license to learn and then go to apply for a class to learn to open the aircraft bar so quickly only on the sky
8! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice, I'm so bored.
9. Tomorrow will be the test subject two, a little nervous. I hope I can pass it in one go. But I haven't gotten my first win yet.
10. Master I pour into it? Master:
11. Downhill a little nervous steering wheel began to draw the dragon, coach: you want to use my car to practice calligraphy?
12. On the start of another "a buddy due to nervousness said: instrumentation all normal" request to get up. The examiner listened to the music: not yet awake it? Permission to get up!
13. People's mood will really be because to learn to drive and fall to the bottom I realized.
14. Change your family. I can't teach you
15. I suggest you get a racing license in the future! You're not fit to drive such a normal car!
16. My classmate, Ms., was very nervous during the road test, and kept saying "fasten your seatbelt fasten your seatbelt". And then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
17. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reversing garage to the other driving school to scrape the car.
18. Smoking Chinese is not necessarily the boss, it is entirely possible that the driving school coach.
19. You so step on the brake want to launch me out of it
20. I: how to beat to death?
21. The coach most often said: "Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or else ......"
22. Coach: see the front of the man? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it! I: do not dare. Coach: dare not step on the brakes!
23. Others step on the clutch, I step on the sad and happy.
24. I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of our school chef, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you pull the handbrake vigorously, you pull vigorously, you vigorously 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull the handbrake out.
25. morning on the road to see a car, the car after the sticker a label, labeled with a sentence: the driving school removed from the name of the self-taught.
26. I'm very happy to chat with you so long today, and today it's here, broken sleep, and found that tomorrow there are a lot of small partners to take the subject two wish you a hand over.
27. "I'm sorry, coach, I stopped again crooked". "Which can ah, the road is crooked"!
28. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
29. To be honest, I'm a student in the test license for the first time to feel the dark side.
The hot day practicing the car circle of friends text selfie said
The hot day practicing the car circle of friends text selfie said a
1. change one. I can not teach you
2. steering wheel are not good, your hands are born to do
3. you drive like this test points are not more than a hundred deductions
4. go to the first day of learning to drive a beautiful reversing into the garage on the first day of driving to the other driving school to scrape the car.
5. It seems that after all, we have to learn to drive well, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
6. I suggest you learn a racing license later! You are not fit to drive such a common car!
7. Red light you do not go, green light also do not go is not your favorite color?
8. Aunt when to come not have to be in the test subject two today I drop mom crazy turn so many koi this is an unexpected good thing!
9. Section three to the red light still want to continue to drive forward Coach asked me if the law is not binding on me
10. green light to start slow, the coach a, how is it, can not choose a favorite color?
11. Downhill a little nervous steering wheel began to draw the dragon, coach: you want to use my car to practice calligraphy?
12. Finally the end of the test, the examiner said: "Parking ahead." The results were not expected in front of a fire hydrant. Cadets are very alarmed back: "Report a fire hydrant, the front can not be parked."
13. In order to get a driver's license, the brother got up at 5:30, it's really a fight.
14. When practicing the reverse pile, with a Chery Chevrolet, I feel that it is quite fun to press the horn, and when the coach is not there, I will secretly go to press the horn switch. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it in a few minutes. One day, when I was driving, I suddenly met someone in front of me, and the coach said, "Press the horn!" I rushed to look for the horn button, the results did not find, had to ask the coach: "Where is the horn switch?" The coach was furious: "Can't you see such a big switch?" Originally, the Pusan steering wheel in the middle of a large piece of the whole is a switch!
15. In the summer, a woman was taking the road test. She was so nervous that she kept looking down at the gear, and the examiner stopped her. This woman is more nervous, look up at the front, reach out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: "I do not eat you that way!
16. There was also a time when I heard the coach next to the training students: "This is not going to learn ah, you have a good understanding of yourself!" Also Zen it me!
17. Get on the car ready to finish just starting, coach: gas. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. Coach: I shouted to you to step on the gas pedal to gas!
18. My brother learned to ride a bicycle road is difficult, I seem to understand the mood of the coach when I learn to drive.
19. Every day is to be practiced to beat the card dominated by the fear of feeling a little enthusiasm to learn the car is not.
20. Once on the way to the roadside store to play a tip, out of the master let brother see how much oil. Brother unscrewed the gas tank cover to see, what can not be seen, buddy took out a lighter to light to see, fortunately, the master's quick hands, flying leg, the brother kicked to the ground, or I guess now there is no such story, all played out.
21. You go to driving school, you let me pray for you.
22. Do not dare to go to school, afraid of being scolded by the coach.
23. Brake hot feet? Not yet stepped on!
24. Four subjects are once through, is not no say.
25. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
26. My colleague learned the other day on the road, the coach told her to step on the gas pedal, her foot underneath the fishing half a day did not step on the foot, out of context:
27. right to change lanes, driving into the left turn signal. The coach said I: "What, confuse the enemy behind it?"
28. You drove me this Volkswagen out of the sports car sound ah!
29. "You got a license, bought a car, you must drive to the coaching field to let me see, I want to remember you, and later on the road to meet you driving, I good to avoid far away!"
30. I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of our school's chef, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you make efforts to pull the handbrake, you make efforts to pull, you make efforts to 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull the handbrake out.