The first episode
Wang Er: Master, Master Master Master, the lady she gave birth to
Li Jing: Oh
Li Jing: Mother
Mrs.
Li Jing: Is it a male ball or a female ball that you gave birth to
Li Jing: Why did you give birth to a ball ah!
Madam: Sanggong, leave the ball under the sword!
Li Jing: mother do not stop, I think you are pregnant for three years and six months, now even gave birth to such a monster, there must be a demon in the haunting ah!
Lady: This is not our child!
Nezha attack: daddy
Nezha attack: child here
Li Jing: spray a mouthful of ten thousand years of dog's blood demon to see the sword
Nezha attack: empty-handed to take the white blade daddy child is not a demon ah! Why did you meet the child's sword ah!
Li Jing: Shut up, I don't have a child who can take a sword with his bare hands from the first day of his life!
Nezha attacked: Daddy, forgive me for saying so, it's not that I'm good at catching white knives with my empty hands, it's that you're set up, Daddy, to catch white knives with your empty hands 100% of the time.
Li Jing: Nonsense, even so, I Li Mou looks great, his wife is beautiful, will not give birth to you this kind of wild and reckless
Nezha attack: I see, daddy is not like the child's appearance, that's good! Although I myself feel that this appearance is now very perfect, bracketed in every sense, since it is daddy does not like even if.
Nezha attack: in fact, after I was born, there is another opportunity to set a new image from the Oh, bracketed laughter.
Li Jingxi: so ah, that's really great.
Lijing Rage: Bullshit! Where are you from the cottage online game ah! Bracket laugh and what the hell ah! Don't mess up the setting for yourself ah!
NPC: Please choose your favorite image.
Li Jing: This is the god of the formation of the game ah, but also with the selection of avatars, the girl or a girl, have not seen so Schwarzenegger's girl ah.
Li Jing: I see or choose this, this is my favorite type.
NPC:Please choose your favorite costume.
Li Jing: Swallowing this costume, not quite right? I like it though.
NPC: Setting complete, character generation in progress.
Li Jing: So fast? What about the body type? Don't you have to set it?
Upgraded version of Nezha Meng: Daddy, this new image is quite refreshing.
Li Jing: Another mouthful of 10,000-year-old dog blood
Li Jing: Outrage please your brother-in-law ah!
Wang Er: empty-handed to catch the white blade
Li Jing: Wang Er dare to stop me, you against the not
Wang Er: empty-handed to catch the white blade ing injustice ah master! I was just passing by, I don't know why my body was suddenly out of control, I ran over to the empty-handed white blade ah
Li Jing: the sword is just, just.
Li Jing: Even now there is no way to prove that you are not my own.
Li Jing: "Look at the sky and think of it as having a stronger daughter."
Upgraded version of Nezha Moe: "Daddy hates me."
Ne Zha: "Nezha" started to slap Li Jing, and Li Jing was sent flying, and he fainted.
Upgraded version of Nezha Moe: "Even though the parents are a bit cuter, they are full of it.
Upgraded version of Ne Zha Meng: male ！！！！ son ！！！！ Khan！！！！ Yo ！！！！
Li Jing another mouthful of ten thousand years of big dog blood
End?title
Episode 2
Sanwa: Grandpa I'm Sanwa, regardless of whether you are a snake spirit or what kind of essence, come out and suffer death! Your grandpa I am steel and iron bones of the knife and gun invulnerable, do not believe that I let you three strokes, no matter whether you cut off the head or stab the eyes or I am ......额......
Chrysanthemums!
Toad: bleeding super ！！！！
Sanwa: Er ah ~ I le a **** also slightly sharp point it, a come up to stab the chrysanthemum so exciting!
Toad: not you say what parts can be it! Sanwa: bullying your grandfather has hemorrhoids is it, is to look down on hemorrhoids is it, hemorrhoids and swollen, hemorrhoids where ... to ... to ... you ... ......
Fall to the ground
Toad: who knew you had hemorrhoids!!!!Narrator: sanwa, pounce.
Narrator: the snake spirit heard that the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun fell to the mortal world.
Snake spirit: off you go, little ones. NARRATOR: With this alchemy furnace, if you refine the seven Fukurova, you will be able to practice the immortality elixir.
Snake spirit: go find the alchemy furnace!
Toad: Yes, Great King!
Snake Spirit: not the Great King, but the Lord Queen.
Toad: Yes Great King, no problem Great King.
Narrator: you, pick up a second child.
Toad: Great King you see, which is hidden in the valley is the alchemy furnace.
Suning rice cooker
Snake spirit: oh roar roar roar roar roar~~~~ I wonder if I'll open it after lifting it back up, will it run out of a Piccolo Daemon King or something.
Toad: The king, what are you talking about.
Snake spirit: nothing, just talking to myself ...... Er! I said, to call me the Queen Lord ah!
Silva: My lovely brother. Look at the bottom of that mountain, isn't it the snake spirit that took our brothers away~
Fifth child: Indeed, I didn't expect to meet them here so coincidentally, my beloved brother.
Fifth child: let's destroy them together, brother.
Fourwa: Okay brother, let's join forces.
Narrator: Fire baby's roaring flames, water baby's waves, when these two forces are combined, they become ...... water vapor ......
Fourth child: Hey you kid, deliberately come to mess up, right.
Fifth child: I think you're the one who's in the way.
Siwa: You say I'm in the way, have you talked to your brother like this. You kid recently more and more arrogant, can not be your ability just can my ability, so you are more and more do not put me in the eyes of the elder brother.
Wuwa: I think the arrogant person is you, always put on a look of elder brother, in fact, but just a few seconds earlier than the shell, you are bullish. I've long been unhappy with your bull**** attitude.
Fourth child: you really dare to say ah Hey, have the courage to not use the ability to use their fists to PK ah.
Fifth child: just what I want ah, save you lose the fight and have an excuse.
Four-five: Hey! Ha!!!
Snake spirit: ting ting dong dong dong dong fu lu wa ah ...... Huh, eh? What is today's day ah, actually even picked up three huluwa, it seems to have to go buy a lottery ticket.
Narrator: the four children, five children, pouncing.
Touch ......
Narrator: six children, pouncing.
Snake spirit: eh? Did something just happen?
Narrator: and then ...... Seven Wah: hurry up and be good and return my grandfather and brothers, otherwise even if the king of heaven comes, can't save your lives.
Snake spirit: gulp will not.
Toad: king, you are surprised what ah.
Snake spirit: stupid, this can not see, his painting style is different from ours!
Toad: == Yes, yes, yes, the Great King is clear-eyed.
Snake Spirit: not the Maharajah it's the Lord Queen!!!!
Chihua: Really, it seems that you are, do not see the coffin does not fall tears until the Yellow River heart is not dead want to poor thousand miles of eyes to a higher level it.
Snake spirit: I have not said anything! I don't know what your messy solitaire counts for!
NARRATOR: Seven Wah heard the snake spirit does not let go of people, and then angry from the heart, and transported ten percent of the power, vowed to take the head of the snake spirit neck, to save their grandfather and brothers, snake spirit to see the situation was shocked!
Snake spirit: alarmed a head ah, do not even narration also give me to Hong Kong comic style.
Chiva: You should be honored, because I'm going to sacrifice my strongest magic weapon to clean you up.
Snake Spirit: the strongest ...... magic weapon ......
See next episode Crocodile Handle =￢=
Episode 3
Wang Er: Master Master, report to the master There is a man outside the door asking for an audience.
Li Jing: Oh, quickly, please.
Tai Yi: Aigoo, not bad.
Taiyi: I have long heard that General Li is a good leader of troops.
Li Jing: If you don't mind, please come to the hall.
Li Jing: Where is the famous mountain and what is the cave?
Taiyi: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Tai Yi: This is my business card, please take it.
Li Jing: Qianyuan Mountain, Jinguang Cave, Tai 2 real people.
Taiyi: fart la that's b la why would you read it in Arabic numerals.
Taiyi: It's not the Shang Dynasty, so respect the context, okay?
Li Jing: A business card is something you can have in the Shang Dynasty?
Taiyi: There's a lot of out-of-control, a lot of out-of-control.
Taiyi: poor Taoist is Qianyuan Mountain Jinguangdong Taiyi real person is also.
Taiyi: I heard that General Li has given birth to a son, so I came to congratulate him.
Taiyi: I want to visit your son, I don't know what you think.
Li Jing: Oh, I'm glad to hear it, but I'll call my son Wang Er.
Wang Er: Yes, sir.
Nezha: Daddy, why are you looking for me
Taiyi: Aigoo, your son is very cute and eloquent.
Li Jing: You are too kind, my son, so come out and pay your respects.
Nezha: Yes
Taiyi: Li Jing does not know that this child is the reincarnation of my disciple, Lingzhu.
Taiyi: Graduated without a job, in order for us to take our place in Heaven.
Taiyi: It is only then that he was reincarnated into the family of Chentangguan, and in the future he will participate in Jiang Ziya's fight against the Shang and Zhou before he can be crowned a god.
Taiyi: omitted below the brackets.
Ne Zha: I greet you, Mr. Tao.
Tai Yi: Who is this guy (spit out a mouthful of blood), ah ouch Knight powerful oh.
Li Jing: The real person does not have to force.
Nezha: awesome Is it talking about others?
Nezha: I don't like it. I wouldn't be happy even if I was told that by a real person.
Li Jing: Be careful.
Taiyi: The wind of the palm is so strong, it's not bad for my disciple, he has practiced good internal strength, but I have divine protection.
Taiyi: This is nothing, not even a hair on my head. Puh ah (a slap was sent flying, spitting blood)
Li Jing: real people are all right.
Taiyi: no unaffected This goods is really a spirit bead, so ferocious slap is what is going on ah.
Taiyi: look at the face is right ah but face under the pile of muscles and what is the matter ah, is not reincarnated in the wrong mode, right.
Taiyi: Although I don't know how it came to be like this, anyway, the most important thing now is to take this reincarnation as a disciple.
Taiyi: This son is gifted and intelligent, so he will be a disciple with the poor Taoist. In the future, when I come to my cave, the poor Taoist will teach the way how.
Li Jing: This is very good, thank you for your love, but my son has not yet been named, but by virtue of a name, I will worship the real teacher.
Tai Yi: name? I hate to name, the name of something super difficult to think of ah What name good le.
Tai Yi: There is Li Jing's eldest son is called Jin Zha, his second son is called Mu Zha, and his third son is called Li Gu Dan How.
Li Jing: Li 。。。。。。
Li Jing: Li Cha How?
Tai Yi: Ah, it's not Ne Zha, it's Li Gu Dan.
Li Jing: I'm grateful to you for giving me your name. Nezha: Thank you for giving me your name.
Nezha: Nezha thanks the master, it's a very nice name. Master has disappeared.
Taibei: I have to go now, I'll see you again someday.
Li Jing: Oh, the sound of the voice into the room, really is the high Taoist ah.
Taiyi: Hoo! It's a good thing I escaped, or else I would have been bear-hugged by that guy, and I would have been killed or injured.
NARRATOR: Since then, the rabbit has been flying away, and the time has passed, and the summer has come and gone, and the cold has gone, and the seven years have not been realized.
The Tortoise Prime Minister: Your Highness, Your Highness, please stay.
The Third Prince: Oh, I'm so tired of it. I just want to play for a while.
Turtle Prime Minister: His Majesty has something to see His Highness the Crown Prince, His Highness should return to the Dragon Palace.
The third prince: what the hell ah I will go later okay, you just go back to tell my father king.
Turtle Prime Minister: Your Highness, you do not make it difficult for the micro-committee ah.
Nezha: It's so comfortable to be buried in the sun on the beach.
The third prince: Oh, shh, don't make a sound, yo, quite a symbol of the chick ah This must go to hit on ah.
The third prince: aigoo this girl good interest ah, the girl really is a great beauty also How about accompanying the little king to do some happy things.
Fourth episode
Narrator: In a long, long time ago, there is a gourd mountain, suppressing a thousand years of snake demon, one day has been a pangolin accidentally drilled through the mountain released the snake spirit, a passing old man rescued the pangolin was pressed under the stone also got the colorful gourd seeds, it is said that as long as the colorful gourd will be able to eliminate the evil spirit, the old man will take the gourd seeds home, not long after, it will grow seven different colors. The old man took the gourd seeds home, and soon after, seven gourds of different colors grew, and the story soon reached the ears of the snake spirit
Toad: Report to the king snake spirit: How many times have I told you, don't add me to the king, call me the queen of the adults
Narrator 2: Sorry, don't get me wrong, what we're going to tell is not at all what you think of the story
Qi: 100,000 Cold Jokes
Snake spirit: How many times have I said, don't add me to the king, call me the queen of the adults
Snake spirit: How many times have I said , don't add me king, call me lord queen
Toad: ok king, report king, that old man's house is just ahead
Snake Spirit: ah~
Narrator 2: So one dark and windy moonlit night
Old man: HELP! Grandpa!
Dawa: Chicken Paste
Toad: King
Snake Spirit: Call me the Queen
Toad: OK, King, why did the King only arrest the Old Man? The Fools have also matured, and finally, the Dawa was born!
Dawa: vomit beans beans, yo, peace of mind to wash the road, Nissan I will absolutely bring you vomit chicken sauce back, sprinkle, a dog
Flu 1: big brother he was talking neon language again, worthy of the otaku ah, that is to say, Fukuro carving is not completely cracked, all right to the big brother, there is no problem, big brother
Flu 2: not good always feel the future of the dark ah
Narrator 2: After crossing the mountains, Dawa came to the cave of the snake spirit
Dawa: finally let me find your lair snake spirit, ha pressure pants to my vomit chicken sauce back to me, I can also spare your door not to die
Snake spirit: Fortune monster ah
Toad: king, we are the monster it
Dawa: bitter Suo, it seems that you are just do not eat eat a penalty
Snake spirit: hey we still have everything
Snake spirit: hey we still have everything
Snake spirit: the king of the mountain, we have no idea what the future is. The first thing I want to do is to get rid of all of you, and I'm not going to do that. Ahhhh~ Done
Snake spirit: only the head got bigger looks so disgusting
Dawa: hey hey hey hey. afraid. I'm afraid of it
Snake spirit: afraid of a bird ah
Dawa: but also really a little heavy it
Snake spirit: do not try to be brave, you are not almost can not hold it ah Hey
Dawa: but I do not care at all it, the weight of it
Snake spirit: neck broken it out of the life of people
Narrator 2: Dawa, street pouncing At the same time, a thousand miles away on the hilltop
Narration 2: Dawa, street pouncing At the same time.
Erwa: that stupid geek brother, without waiting for me first, he rushed over there himself, do not think of his own ability
Narrator 2: Erwa was also born
Erwa: it seems that I have to go to the rescue, the snake spirit and so on in the front of the master is not enough to look at, my two eyes are the strongest, I can see thousands of miles away from the scenery, and can also release the I can see the view from thousands of miles away, and I can release thunderbolts, and I even have the ability to see through the eyes. When I use my ability to see through the eyes and my eyes at the same time, I can't escape from my eyes no matter which corner of the enemy's situation
Snake spirit: the little ones Move this big head of the baby into the
Toad: Yes
The second child: ah~Pu ~~~~~
Narrator 2: the second child, the pouncing street And then
Parents ~ look while you fight is not easy.
Hundred thousand cold jokes five
Sanwa: Grandpa, I am Sanwa, no matter if you are a snake spirit or what kind of spirit, come out and be killed!
Your grandpa, I'm a man of steel and steel, and I'm invulnerable to weapons, so I'll give you three moves, whether it's to cut off your head or to stab your eyes, I'll do it!
Toadstool: ..... Poof
Sanwa: Well ......................................................................................... Eh................... Puffing ！！！！！！！！！！！
Toadstool: bleeding extra hard ！！！！！！！！
Sanwa: I le a **** also slightly sharp point it a come up to stab the chrysanthemums this ~ so exciting ?
The toadstool: not you say what parts can?
Sanwa: bullying your grandfather has hemorrhoids is it ...... Nai despised hemorrhoids is it hemorrhoids and how hemorrhoids hemorrhoids where to mess with you
Toadstool: who knows you have hemorrhoids ah ！！！！
Sanwa: poof
Narrator: Sanwa ~~ puff (po) street (gai)
Narrator: Snake spirit heard that the alchemy furnace of the Supreme Lord Laojun fell to the mortal world
Snake spirit: set off, little ones
Narrator: if you use this alchemy furnace to refine the seven Fukurowa, you will be able to refine the immortality elixir
Snake spirit: go to look for the alchemy furnace
Snake spirit: go to look for the alchemy furnace
Narrator: use this alchemy furnace to refine the seven Fukurowa, then you will be able to refine the immortality elixir <
Toadstool: Yes, Your Majesty
Snake Spirit: Not Your Majesty, but Your Majesty!
Toadstool: yes maharajah no problem maharajah
............ .loading................... (Loading) (Entering the RPG interface)
Narrator: Ding ding dong~~ You have picked up Erwa x 1
Toadstool: Look, king, the one hidden in the valley is the alchemy furnace
Snake spirit: ...................................... Oh live live live live! I wonder if a Piccolo Daemon or something will come out of it when you open it up after you carry it back to the house.
Toadstool: What are you talking about, my lord
Snake: Nothing, just talking to myself, eh? I'm the queen of the world
Camera zoom in
Fourth child: my lovely brother, look down the hill, isn't that the snake spirit that took our brothers
Fifth child: yes, it is, I didn't expect to run into them here by chance, my beloved brothers ................. Holding hands... Then, let us destroy them together, brother
Fourth child: yes, brother, let us join hands
Narrator: the fire child's blazing flames!
Fourth child: poof ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Narrator: Water child's monstrous waves!
Fifth Wa: Wow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Narrator: when these two forces are combined ！！！！ It becomes ~~~~~~~~ ！！！！
.............. Water vapor.
Four or five wa days and faces!
Four Wah: Hey, you kid, you're here on purpose to make trouble
Five Wah: I think you're the one who's in the way
Four Wah: You're saying I'm in the way? Have you ever talked to your brother like that? You're getting more and more arrogant lately. Is it possible that you just happen to be able to overcome my ability, so you're not taking me as your elder brother seriously anymore?
Wuwa: I think the arrogant person is you, always put on a brotherly look, but in fact is just a few seconds earlier shells just you cow la! I'm not happy with your bullish attitude!
Fourth child: you really dare to say ah Hey There is a kind of ability not to use fists to PK ah
Fifth child: this is the intention of ah save you lose there are excuses
Fourth child & five child: ha ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Snake spirit: ting ting dong dong dong dong Fu Luwa ah eh? Today is what day actually even pick up three Fu Luwa open to have to go buy a lottery ticket
Narrator: you picked up the fourth child × 1 five child × 1 ............ Four children five children puff
Six children: shoo ~~~~~~~~~~ shoo ~~~~~~ shoo ~~~~ shoo ~ shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo ~ zee ~~~~~! Boom!
NARRATOR: Lukwa, pouncing
SNAKE GODDAMN: Eh? Did something just happen
Narrator: and then ~~~~~~~
Seven Wah: Hurry up and return my grandfather and brothers! Otherwise, even if the God of Heaven comes, he won't be able to save your lives!
Snake spirit: no way?
Toadstool: What are you so surprised about, king
Snake: Stupid! Can't even tell that his drawing style is different from ours!
Toadstool: Yes, yes, your majesty knows what's going on
Snake Spirit: No, not your majesty, but your majesty the queen!!!!
Seven Wards: Is that so? It seems that you do not see the coffin does not shed tears until the Yellow River heart is not dead want to poor thousands of miles of eyes to the next level it
Snake spirit: I have not said anything yet! I'm not saying anything yet. What is your messy solitaire?
NARRATOR: Seven Wah heard the snake Jing not let go of people at once angry from the heart to bring up ten percent of the power potential to take the head of the snake Jing will be their own grandfather and brother Snake Jing see the situation was shocked
Snake Jing: shocked the head ah! Don't even give me the narration into Hong Kong comic style!
Chiva: You should be honored because I'm going to sacrifice my strongest magic weapon to get rid of you
Snake spirit: the strongest .... magic treasure?
............ See next episode XD!
Episode 6
Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes 6
Chiva: You should be honored because I'm going to offer up my strongest magic weapon to clean you up.
Snake Spirit: strongest? Magic treasure?
Chiva: Hmm!
Snake spirit, toadstool spirit: can take it down ah!
Snake spirit: spray blood!
Chihua: Hmph, what a fuss. This magic treasure is supposed to be a double-edged sword, once it is offered, either the enemy dies or I die.
You give me to stand there do not move, let me slowly pack you! The first thing you need to do is to get rid of it!
Snake spirit: the result is just thrown over?
Urrr.
Chihua: Huh? I'm not ashamed to say that I'm a snake charmer. You actually caught my strongest kill move.
Snake spirit: this is still the strongest killing move ah, completely unimpressive ah old wet!
Chihua: (collapses in pain) Uh.... Ah....
Snake spirit: but look at this blood spray is really shocking ah.
NARRATOR: Seven Wards, pouncing. Gameover...
Snake spirit: Since ancient times, there is a legend that when the collection of seven Fu Luwa put into the alchemy furnace refining,
could call out the divine dragon! Oh hahahaha, summoned out to be strange ah. You think it's the Dragon Balls.
Toadstool 1: What is the king doing? You're spitting on yourself.
Toadstool 2: It doesn't matter, that's what happens when the king gets too happy.
Snake spirit: Hey, up! 。。。。 That said, I haven't studied how to use this thing yet, why does the Combine
take up such a big space? Isn't that easily confused with alchemy? In other words, this alchemy stove can also cook ah Hey.
Uh, that should do it. ...... It's finally good.
Boss: Uh, as everyone here can see, in recent quarters, the company's performance has been down, each
Departmental managers have no good solutions to get the company out of the current predicament.
Manager 1: Take a pay cut!
Manager 2: Layoffs!
Manager 3: Jump off the building!
Boss: What kind of solution is that last one. Hmm? Which department are you from, don't you know that today's meeting
is important, and you're still late! Tomorrow you don't have to come to work!
Manager 3: All of them will go to jump off the building. I love jumping off buildings.
Snake spirit: (crying) so touching.
Toadstool 1: Where was the touching?
Toadstool 2: The king will become like this when he encounters something he can't understand.
Snake Spirit: It's finally okay.
Toadstool 1: What's with the strong sense of immediacy! The great king himself alone time backward ah Hey!
Narrator: Snake Spirit Play did not expect that it was the time she re-closed the alchemy furnace, it missed the best time to refine
. Gathering the power of the seven Fortuna, the strongest Fortuna, Fortuna Jr!
was born at this moment!!!
Fortunate Little Vajra: Come to your senses, Snake Spirit!
Snake Spirit: (y intoxicated)
Fortunate Little Vajra: The power of the Daeva.
Snake Spirit: ah...
Fortunate Little Vajra: Erwa's ability.
Snake spirit: uh...
Fortunate Little Vajra: Sanwa's ability.
Snake Spirit: yaaaay band...
Fortunate Little Vajra: Shiva's ability.
Snake spirit: so hot...
Fortunate Little Vajra: Five-wa's ability.
Snake Spirit: so icy...
Fortunate Little Vajra: The ability of the Seven Wards.
Snake Spirit: ah... Wait, how come there's no Sixth Eva's ability.
Blessed Little Vajra: It's always been used!
NARRATOR: From then on, Fortune Little King Kong and Snake Spirit lived a happy, xingfu life.
End ....
Old Grandpa: what about me.
Scorpion spirit: Enhahahaha, I am the infamous scorpion spirit! I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid of you.
Hey, the subtitles are out already? Is the movie over already? I'm late.
NPC (obviously Ruwa): You have nothing to lose, even though it's already a blooper reel, at least you showed your face. Some people, even if they appear in the main movie, it's still the same as not appearing.
Scorpion Spirit: You're...
NPC: In the end, invisibility or something why is a passive skill ah, the manga that bastard author want to be lazy on
never mind, why is it so hard to animation that gang of original drawers and voice actors also follow the brush the lower limit ah.
Scorpion Spirit: uh, this, indeed worse than me ah.
Episode 7
--- Generation Master Episode Omitted--
The King of the Birds of Prey: Humans, your existence is the greatest insult to this king. Just wait and see how much longer you can be happy, hmmmmmmmmm!
Sao Ning used this word instead of that character : Just in the past 2012, there was no solar storm, no global earthquake, no super volcano eruption, and no meteorite invasion, and the end of the world was used by people as a laughing stock after tea. But we all don't know, in fact, the end of the world, just a few months late, I, almost saved the world.
Passerby: Dawa headgear, red quality, one piece of hardware.
The Troubadour: By all accounts, the year that just passed was a bit too bland. Another step into the new year, but I still the same old thing, nothing to achieve, nothing to do. I can't say I'm sick of it, but every once in a while I'll whine about how this boring world is just going to end.
Then ......
The end of the world came just as I was thinking about it.
The king of the birds: uh uh, hey hey hey, can you hear me? Hello, hello, hello, uh-huh. Well, hello there, people of Earth.
Nice to see you all.
Passersby: Look over there, who's that? Who's that? Alien! (Didn't hear you clearly)
Bird not shit king: Which one am I? I can't believe you guys don't recognize me! (I didn't hear you)
The King of Birds and Shit: Who am I? What a pain in the ass! I can't believe you guys don't recognize me, who is so charming and extraordinary!
Sojourner: talking to himself, this SB.
Passerby: yo, holographic projection, who is using high-tech pranks ah!
The Birdless King: I'd better introduce myself then.
Slutty: It was only a few minutes later that I realized that this chatterbox was responsible for bringing about the end of the planet. But at the moment, I thought it wasn't yet a belated April Fool's joke.
The King of the Birds of Prey: Where's a good place to start with an introduction? LOL There's so much to introduce, it's hard to know where to start.
All in all, I am the strongest in the M77 galaxy. No, I'm the supreme ruler of the strongest and most invincible NEW BLASH star in the entire universe.
So what is M77? Au Bump Man ah aliens ah what is not in M78 it NEW BLASH star this name and where is the joke ah, even if it is a prank, the name can not be so casual ah hello.
The king of the birds do not shit: I am the king of the birds do not shit.
The Birds Don't Shit King: In fact, there is a good news and a bad news to tell you this time.
The Birds Don't Shit King: In fact, there is a good news and a bad news to tell you this time.
The Bird: I know, I know, I know, invade the earth, is not it?
The King of the Birds: Actually, these days, this king and the Great Demon King of Krikorok have been drinking together
Saonian: Well, why are we suddenly talking about other things?
The King of the Birds: I made a bet with the Great Demon King of Krikorok, I bet that there is no highly intelligent life in your galaxy.
The Slut: I'll go. That said, who is this girl! The Great Demon King of Krikorok!
Slutty: You're not even drunk on the bet!
The Birdless King: who knew there was actually highly intelligent life on your planet.
Sao Nian: I thought you had people from the galaxy next door coming to Earth to fight little monsters.
The King of Birds: But it's embarrassing to dance like that.
So, don't bet on it.
The king of the birds do not shit: can not see the Krikoru girl fruit body jumped Kirikou Kirikou this big master most Kirikou dance. I'm not sure how much I'm going to get out of this.
The tart: you in chagrin this ah ！！！！！！！
The King of the Birds of Prey: So the King made a very wise decision. Though it may be bad news for you
This wise decision is: to destroy the Earth!
The Shitty King: Wise my ass! A bet to destroy the earth, how random is your reasoning!
There's good news, too.
The King of Birds: What's the good news? Well, isn't it good news that the king himself is visiting this remote planet.
Sojourner: What good news is that!
The King of Birds: Oh, right, as a gift, tomorrow my vanguard, the Megalodon, will arrive here to start killing
Saonian: What kind of gift is this? I'm not sure why I'm so serious about this, but it's probably just some guy using high tech to mess around with a Megalodon or something, so don't you dare get a little bit more middle-aged
Well, a Megalodon, yeah! --It's really an alien invasion! That's a pretty big dragon!
............People Escape............
The King of the Birds: What's going on? I thought the day was tomorrow.
Men: Report Queen Ah no Report Great King, due to the recent Spring Festival led to wormhole traffic jam, so let the giant toothed dragon beast early departure. It seems to have arrived early then.
Bird not shit king: so ah, forget it How about anything. Okay, then let's start destroying the Earth now!
Everyone on Earth, take care.
The year: Take care of a P ah! How random are you?
............ people run away............
Little girl: (crying) Mom ......
Saunie: Little girl, separated from her family?
Little girl: (crying)
Saunie: Gotta go help her! --See Megalodon Beast Damn! It's too late!
Little girl: (continues to be crying)
Saunie: How can you not save na!!!!
Little sister, I'm sorry, big brother can't take you anymore, you have to go to your mom by yourself!
Che looks like I'm here Obviously nothing has been done yet Sure enough I'm still not happy about it. But at least ......
The end of the show
It's only weird!
Unfinished
Episode 8 is nowhere to be found at the moment, but there should be one in a while, hopefully