Mother's Many Sisters -- Doubtful (Aunt)
The Pallet on the Theatre Stage -- Failure (Cloth Castle)
The Whip on the Theatre Stage -- Plus Size (False Horse)
The Guanyin Hall is on Fire -- Wonderful (Temple Disaster)
Sun Monkey Sitting in the Golden Palace -- Unlike Jen (Man)
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Jun Shouxing shooting at targets -- old accent
Shouxing playing the lute -- old talk
Wheat stalks blowing fire -- cheap
Running a horse in the alley -- difficult to make a question (hoof)
Dry charm to worship the Night Fork -- try to (essence) hell
Bamboo shoots outside the garden -- nephews
Men do not beat their wives -- good fortune
Men do not beat their wives -- good fortune
Men do not beat their wives -- good fortune
Men do not beat their wives -- good fortune
What is the meaning of the term "wife"? （
The scholar who writes poetry -- has two hands
The bald man who takes off his hat -- has the first name
The girl from the He family is given to the Zheng family -- is just right
The boat in the stomach -- an insider
The turtle measuring rice -- what a sound
Tugging on a moustache to cross a river -- modesty
Tearing on a bell to get across a river -- excessive modesty
The man who pulls a bell to get across the river is a man who pulls on a moustache.
To pull the bell to the middle of the air -- 空想(响)
抓蜂吃蜜 -- 恬(甜)不知耻(刺)
两百钱的花生 -- 有得驳(剥)
两手捧寿桃 -- 有理(礼礼)
护国寺买骆骆骆 -- 沒那事(市)
花椒掉进大米里 -- 麻烦(饭)了
花椒落入大米里 -- trouble(饭)了
5. Hundreds of tubes competing for the sound of the flute Qing (Di Qing) is difficult to compare with the Xiaohuo and (Xiaohuo)
6. Lotus root due to the lotus (due to the Ho and even) Apricot does not need to be Plum (fortunate does not need to be a matchmaker)
7. Confucius was born in the Zhou Zhou (Zhou) not , the light of the dance (Wu) from Hanzhong
8. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night.
Shi Kefa, Hong Chengchou.
Three ancient poems that reflect the harmonic characteristics of Chinese characters:
1, two apes broke the wood deep in the mountains, the little monkey also dared to saw (sentence) A horse stuck in the sludge, how can the old beast out of the question (hoof) -- Xie Jin
2, lotus root because of the lotus (because of the what and even), apricots do not have to plum, (fortunate enough to not have to be a matchmaker)
3, the dog gnawed on the river (monks) bone -- Su Shi, water flow Dongpo poem (corpse). Water flow Dongpo poetry (corpse) - Buddha Yin
4, to the sun doorway spring is always in - Su Shi, accumulation of good family celebrations (exhausted) have surplus (fish) - Buddha Yin
5, the teacher aunt on the field to carry Harvest on (monks), the beauty of the hall in front of the embroiderer cut hold (Xiu Cai)
6, Confucius was born in the boat (Zhou) Wei, light dance (Wu) from Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)
7, the lantern cage light, paper lanterns, paper lanterns, paper lanterns, paper lanterns, paper lanterns, paper lanterns, paper lanterns, paper lanterns, paper lanterns. 7, lantern cage lamp, paper (Hovenia) shell original only windproof , drum frame drums, Chen Pei can not knock half down (summer)
8, lotus (pity) child heart bitter , pear (away) child belly sour
Four, Chinese characters harmonic characteristics of the joke:
The name of the place concerned
New Year's Day evening, my brother brought two overseas students to the home for dinner, a temperament of the openness of one of the more restrained. During the dinner, the cheerful one laughed and pointed to the shy one and introduced him to us, saying, "He's from Burma, so he's a bit shy." He then raised his glass in a toast, tilted his head back and drank it down, then said, "I'm from Yangon." Principal angry
The principal was furious about the inefficiency of personnel administration at the end-of-semester school board meeting. He said, "Those in charge of board business are ignorant; those in charge of personnel management are unconscious; and those who are officers are not!"
Village meeting
A village meeting, due to harmonization, the village headman said: "Rabbits, shrimps, do not pulp melon, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, townspeople, do not speak, now the meeting.) The host says, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (The mayor will now speak.) The mayor said: "Rabbits, shrimps, today's meal dogs eat, everyone is a big bastard." (Comrades, townspeople, today's rice enough to eat, everyone with a big bowl it )