2. sister-in-law's lifelong affairs have not been down, today was mentioned by his wife, asked her what she really want to find a look. Sister-in-law answered: not too fat, not too boring, parents thing less, bold enough, character changeable, who also do not serve. Next to my son interjected: great my aunt, this is looking at the Monkey King ah!
3. That year, Valentine's Day, I'm still single, have not eaten dinner, I sit at home on the sofa watching TV. My father urged me: the boss is not small, today's Valentine's Day, you can not go out and romantic romantic? Your mom and I are so worried about you! Me: I don't have a girlfriend, I'm not going out! My dad stuffed me two hundred dollars: son of a smash, when a single dog already let people very disgusted, you do not be a light bulb it! I'm going to go out to eat a good meal, I'll be with your mom tonight at home for a candlelight dinner!
4. Just walked by a colleague, see his cup of yellow things dotted with red a few goji berries, very puzzled to ask him: what is it? A: coffee ah. I was thunderstruck: drinking coffee you put goji berries? He answered very seriously: people to middle age must not, coffee cups soak goji berries ...... I rely on, I remember is a thermos cup soak goji berries ah!
5. Today and his wife play poker, lost the bullet brain, the results I won all. I did not expect today's wife and usually not the same, not angry and not annoyed, dinner time also gave me a bowl of dumplings. Wife became mature, I was moved to eat a mouthful of dumplings, this time more hot tears, grandmother, filling is used in the morning pepper and devil pepper plus horseradish tuning, let me y understand what is the most poisonous woman's heart ah ......
6. morning with his wife to go to the park for a morning jog, she veiled, running tired, had to let me back her, and then passed by a big man, and then I was in a hurry. Then a passing moncler outlet store, rushed to me thumbs up: young people, good, like you such filial piety is not much. And to my daughter-in-law said: big sister, you can be really happy, my children will not be able to ...... look back at the face of a confused wife, I shamefully laughed out loud!
7. Aunt in my home overnight, early rise aunt wearing his wife's pajamas in the balcony view, I went up from behind a hug. Aunt turned around and said: brother-in-law what are you doing? I: ah, you wear your sister's pajamas, I thought it was your sister! I thought it was your sister. My aunt laughed and said, "You're so funny, brother-in-law! My sister's waist is at least three feet eight, my waist is one foot nine, this you can see the wrong, fooling the ghost? Not good! Behind a murderous aura!
8. I broke my foot, my cousin came to my house just in time to see my husband to rub my feet. Cousin marveled to: brother-in-law you, really man! Hubby smiled: men, you have to be a little better for your wife. Cousin said: to the wife is natural, the key is my sister from childhood sweaty feet, are spicy eyes, so stink you can bear it, really bully ah!
9. Colleagues get together to eat Yunnan cuisine, come up with a beef roll mint, do not dare to mouth, let the only boys eat first, eat everyone asked what taste, he thought about it, said, ate out of the flavor of the encounter. Really literary ah, each girl clip a, eat are thinking, I really did not eat this flavor, could not help but ask why this statement, the boy said: Oh sorry ah, my Mandarin is not allowed, is the taste of the Arrow ......
10. two buddies in college in order to cheat on exams, learning Moore's electric code, and finally a small success! The two of them are in the examination room with a pen to knock on the desktop to communicate with each other, the exchange is as follows: the first question will be? ...... will not, you will? ...... I will not, the second question will? ...... won't, will you? ...... I also will not ......
11. Little nephew: dad, xiong big brainless is what it means! Cousin: It is xiong big but no brain chant! The little nephew said in surprise: that is not my mom! Looking at my sister-in-law's face, I laughed out loud at the side of ...... my little nephew came back to say: aunt, then like you have no xiong and no brain, what is it called ...... brother. Sister-in-law, you guys laugh will not be too big.
12. Just in the movie theater, buy a package with a cup of ice cream ball, just want to reach out and take, the waiter asked the waiter next to: this is a ball or two balls? Next to the waiter said: ah! Looking at the two balls in my cup, my husband said: look at you look good, give you two! Then the waitress looked at me and scooped up the extra ball. Hubby: Maybe she felt blind ...... you big ye, tonight accompany the rubbing board it!