1, come to my house for dinner? I personally poisoned.
2, cooling, do you want to add a girlfriend.
3, there was no princess in the world until I appeared.
4, you live well others may not know, but you a fat others know at a glance.
5, I keep young method is to lie about their age.
6. I wish to get a good heart, so as not to be old.
7, outside the couple so much, I do not dare to go out, I'm afraid they regret having objects.
8, calm and steady to do, eat a little fat, and calm and steady.
9, a handful of age is still so lovely, I am really a sinner.
10, every day when I wake up the first thing is to want to sleep.
11, I also want to look down on myself, but my weight does not allow.
12, you said you like to play games, I specially downloaded the king, suddenly found the game is much more fun than you.
13, do what you can't, eat first.
14, nothing to sunbathe in the sun, no one will say you're an idiot if you get a tan.
15, I hope all things are as simple as growing fat. 16, collect the object, collect the broken object, collect the rotten object, collect the object that can't be used, change the clippers for the kitchen knife, change the pot for the bowl.
17, do not laugh at the bad luck, a smile on the face.
18, my friend asked me, you will find someone to marry because of age? Just kidding, you can find it just by looking.
19, with me to mix it, in the future I have a mouthful of food, you have a bowl brush.
20, life is always looking for success, more often than not to find the success of its mother.
21, often by their own stupid cry, and can not afford to beat themselves.
22, recently someone always praise my beauty, think of a night, in the end who leaked the wind.
23, the moon does not sleep I do not sleep, I am a little delicious on earth.
24, I am a pile of problems, a pile of trouble, and then there is a pile of meat.
25, Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer 10 dollars to me, you are the success payment.
26, other people praise me, I am worried, worried about other people praise not enough.
27, the winter is so long and cold, I must find a person who gives me porridge together.
28, a hundred causes must have fruit, the next rich woman is me.
29, you are so cute, you must have stolen the spring of many people.
30, although you can not grow taller, but you can continue to be fat. 31, the earth is so big, but not my six rooms and three halls, two kitchens and three bathrooms, a back garden plus a swimming pool.
32, the idea of people will change, before I also want to get rich, but now only want to get rid of poverty.
33, teach you a fast way to become thin, put your heart in me.
34, you actually dare to say that they are pure? I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm a good person, and I'm a good person.
35, young what? I'm not sure if I've ever been young! You've been old? I'm not going to be able to do that.
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