Jia Ling Zhang Xiaofei Skit "Wrongfully Accused Memory" Line Script
Cousin: Cousin
Cousin: Huh?
Cousin: How come we seem to be spinning around and back to the same place. We're not lost, are we?
Cousin: It's okay, cousin, don't be afraid, I'll go look for the way, you stay here and don't move.
Cousin: Cousin, hurry up
Cousin: OK
Cousin: Eh, what is this? Notice: This mountain is called the Valley of the Wicked, and a female devil will appear after dark. Cousin! Cousin! Cousin you come back quickly ah! Cousin! Cousin! Aah! Aah! Ah!
Jia Ling: don't shout, it's bad for your voice
Cousin: who are you?
Jia Ling: I can't say, I'm not a goddess, I'm a woman.
Cousin: But you, you, you, you can't be, that notice said female devil, right?
Jia Ling: I'm not, I'm a good person
Cousin: Good person? How can a good person appear in the middle of such a deserted mountain? You are the bad guy!
Jia Ling: I am not!
Cousin: You are!
Jia Ling: I'm not!
Cousin: you are!
Jaelyn: I'm not!
Cousin: stand away!
Jia Ling: Okay, look, if you tell me to stand farther away, I'll stand farther away, am I a good person?
Cousin: so, you're a good person, why are you here?
Jia Ling: I was wrongly accused.
Cousin: wrongly accused, what wrongly accused ah?
Jia Ling: twenty-five years ago, my husband failed to do business, he wanted to jump off the cliff to kill himself, but fortunately I found in time, he was about to jump, I rushed out to tell him: "husband, you do not jump, think about it, you still have children, and parents and family." My Sagittarius hesitated, and I pushed harder, "You still have me." He jumped straight away, and then they said that I had killed my Sang-gong, I felt particularly wronged, so I left home and moved here, so you should believe me, right?
Cousin: I don't believe it, if you want to be a good person, how come there is blood at the corner of your mouth?
Jia Ling: Blood? It's not blood.
Cousin: It is blood.
Jia Ling: It's not blood.
Cousin: what is this not blood?
It's from eating spicy chicken, don't believe me, try it.
Cousin: I don't eat spicy, what a mess, then you tell me, how do I get down the mountain?
Jia Ling: take the carriage ah
Cousin: this deserted mountains where the carriage ah
Jia Ling: 13 years ago, the sky is dark clouds, I was sleeping, all the phenomena are particularly perverse:
Wind? Kuchacha?
Cousin: I beg you, you just don't torment me OK, you just directly admit that you are a female devil, OK?
Jia Ling: I'm not a lady, I'm just a young white head, and I'm not a witch
Cousin: Eh eh eh
Cousin: Cousin, don't bully my cousin
Jia Ling: I'm not bullying your cousin
Cousin: Stay away from me
Jia Ling: Okay
Cousin: Who is she
Jia Ling: She's a witch
Jia Ling: She's a witch, she's a woman. Cousin: Cousin she's a demoness
Cousin: I'm sorry, I didn't know you were in this business, give me a break, ma'am
Jia Ling: I'm not a ma'am, I'm just a young white man, and I'm not a demoness
Cousin: Then how come there's blood on the corner of your mouth
Jia Ling: It's from eating spicy chicken, don't believe me, try it
Cousin: I don't eat spicy, no, what's this mess?
Jia Ling: 15 years ago, after my husband died, I felt particularly lonely, so I thought I'd dress up a little bit, so I started plucking my eyebrows, and I accidentally trimmed them down to a few hairs, and then a chicken came over, and the chicken said, "Not a few hairs, not a few hairs, not a few hairs, not a few hairs, not a few hairs," and I said, "Eh, you're a chicken. As a chicken, how dare you laugh at me, I grabbed it.
When I was thinking about what to do, suddenly over there came another duck, the duck said to me, plucked it, plucked it, I thought you even let me pluck my eyebrows, I a hand also caught the duck, after going home, found that their stomachs are full of eggs, so the chicken laid eggs, eggs lay chickens, and I had a lot of spicy chicken to eat, I said so you should always understand it
Cousin: I What do you understand? You stay away from me
Jia Ling: Can you stay away from me
Cousin: Yes, don't be afraid
Cousin: I'm not afraid, I'm so hungry
Cousin: But there's no food
Cousin: Cousin, there's some salted fish
Cousin: Can you give us some salted fish to eat, I'm really hungry
Cousin: No, no, no.
Cousin: Please, can you give it to us to eat? I'm really hungry
Cousin: Please, can you give it to us to eat? I'm really hungry
Cousin: Please, can you give it to us to eat?
Cousin: Please, can you give it to us?
Jia Ling: knife
Cousin: Where did you get a knife in the middle of nowhere
Jia Ling: I picked it up in the carriage
Cousin: No, where did the carriage come from
Jia Ling: 13 years ago, when the sky was full of dark clouds and I was sleeping, all the phenomena were particularly abnormal
Wind Kucha Kucha Kucha Kucha Kucha Kucha
Wind Kucha Kucha Kucha Kucha Kucha
Cousin: I believe what ah, I believe
Officials: hey there are people
Three people: there are people here
Officials: this place is the Valley of the Wicked, quickly with me quickly down the mountain
Cousins: good good good
Jia Ling: slow go
Officials: why do not you go
Jia Ling: I'm not going, I'll take the carriage later
Official: OK, eh, where is the carriage in the middle of nowhere
Jia Ling: Everyone knows where the carriage is, so don't ask, just go, go
Official: I don't know ah, you have to tell me ah, where is the carriage in the middle of nowhere
Jia Ling: the carriage is moving too much, I'm too tired
Officer: You must say where the carriage came from in the wilderness
Jia Ling: I don't want to say it
Officer: I don't want to say it to the government office
Jia Ling: Thirteen years ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds, and all of the phenomena were particularly abnormal
Officer: I asked you where the carriage came from
Officer: I asked you where the carriage came from
Officer: I asked you where the carriage came from. I asked you where the carriage came from
Jia Ling: Yes, 13 years ago, the sky was full of dark clouds
Officials:? I'm asking you where the carriage came from
Jia Ling: Yeah, I'm talking about it. 13 years ago, the sky was full of clouds
Official: Wait a minute, what's that on your mouth? Is it blood
Jia Ling: It's from eating spicy chicken, don't you believe me, ask him
Official: Tell me
Cousin: I don't eat hot food
Official: He said he didn't know. Where can I find spicy chicken in the wild mountains
Jia Ling: 15 years ago, after my husband died, I felt particularly lonely, so I thought I'd dress up a little bit, and I started plucking my eyebrows, and I accidentally trimmed my eyebrows not a few, and then a chicken came running over to me, and this chicken told me, not a few, not a few, not a few, not a few, not a few, and I said, "Eh, you, as a chicken, dare to laugh at me," and I grabbed it.
When I was thinking about what to do, suddenly over there came another duck, the duck said to me, plucked it, plucked it, I thought to myself you even let me pluck my eyebrows, I a hand also caught the duck, after returning home, found that their stomachs are full of eggs, so the chicken laid eggs, eggs lay chickens, and I had a lot of spicy chicken to eat, I said so you should always believe me
Officials: you
Jia Ling: Is it
Official: Wait a minute, where is the carriage in the middle of nowhere
Jia Ling: The carriage is too tiring, the carriage moves too much, and I'm very fat
Official: You're fat or not, you have to talk to me, where is the carriage in the middle of nowhere
Jia Ling: Look at me, I'm wearing thick clothes, you see me sweaty, I'm honest, I'll tell you. Look at me, I'm sweating, I'll tell you the truth, I'm more than 150 pounds
Officer: If you're more than 180 pounds, you'll have to tell me, where's the carriage in the middle of nowhere
Jia Ling: I'm not going to say anything
Officer: I won't say anything to you, go to the Yamen and say it
Jia Ling: I see you're an officer, I'll say it for the last time
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Jia Ling: I just told him the general meaning of it
Official: I just told him the general meaning of it can't be ah, you have to tell me the same as they said ah, say it again
Jia Ling: 13 years ago, the sky was dark and cloudy, all the phenomena are particularly abnormal
Wind Kuchacha Kuchacha Kuchacha Kuchacha Kuchacha
Thunder Chakkoo Kuchacha Kuchacha Kuchacha
Thunder Chakkoo Chakkoo Chakkoo Kuchacha Expanded:
In the sixth installment of "The Comedians", Jialing won the first place in the competition with her skit "Wrongly Accused Memory". In the play, Jialing a full of magic brainwashing dance is a classic, not only vividly describes a "good man is so wrongly accused" of the theme of the skit, but also with exaggerated and figurative body language interpretation of a very interesting weather forecast, the audience and netizens have praised, Jialing this for the description of the wind, rain, lightning and thunder, netizens called the The "Jialing Weather Dance" has been imitated by netizens.
The description of wind, rain, thunder and lightning, the rhythmic rhyme is cheerful and melodious. The audience and netizens said, this dynamic rhythm effect is comparable to the small apple ah, square amahs have a new dance style, even the weather forecast can be hosted this way, but also a large number of netizens have imitated the uploading of the weather dance video, said Jialing weather dance "brainwashing".
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