I've crossed mountains and rivers and seas but I can't cross the sea of people in the cafeteria.

1. A kind of night do not want to sleep, do not want to wake up during the day disease. 2.

3. Don't say I'm fat, I'll think you're jealous of me eating better than you guys!

4. I hope you can take a bag of snacks to smash my face, is to be so simple and rough friendship.

5. Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in the world, and I slammed a math book in his face.

6. The first time I looked at you not very good, but then more owed.

7. What's the greatest racism you've ever seen? ?56 ethnicities, 55 plus points.?

8.There is always a group of schoolboys in parents' mouths who are called other people's children.

9. Every time you do your homework late, there are two little people in your head, one says forget it, don't do it, and the other says well, well, well, well.

10. What is the class teacher's favorite game? The big change of life!

11. Every day we look at the different flavors of sleeping pills on the podium to walk around, and let people learn.

12. I have crossed the mountains and rivers and the sea, but not across the dining hall sea of people.

13. What is a light bulb, that is, two men and a woman walking on the street three people will feel like a light bulb.

14. math class, the teacher to 4G speed lectures, the school god to wifi speed to listen to, the school bully to 3G speed to remember, the school bitch to 2G speed to dry look at, the school dick often drop line, the school is unable to search for the scum can not be connected to the last automatic shutdown!

15. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a pair of pincers, and you'll be able to do that.

16.One day, you will wait for a person who will give you peace of mind, like the kind of peace of mind of the fall pants tied in the socks.

17. Exam is like Sprite, before the test heart fly, after the test through the heart cold.

18. Apple is the real boss of the fruit world. One tempted Eve, one smashed Newton, one became a cell phone brand, one dominated the square dance.

19. Empty of a jerking heart, God has given me a great aunt's body.

20. I wanted to turn my head and smile back at the god, but I did not expect to laugh out a snot bubble.

21. The most popular three diseases: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, difficulty in choosing, and frankly speaking is lazy, cheap, poor.

22. When do you think your girlfriend is the most stupid? So far failed to find me, stupid?

23. The four tragedies of life: poor enough to do bad things, familiar enough to do couples, hungry enough to know what to eat, sleepy enough to sleep.

24. Don't always use salted fish to describe themselves, be careful of sticky pot.

25. The class went out of focus, want to know the teacher to the first few pages, only to find that the people around the number of pages are not the same!

26. I have been bearing my age should not have handsome and witty, I am so tired.

27. The teacher handed out the paper behind the girl took an extra one, shouting: ? Teacher, I have it, have it! As a result, the boy sitting next to him said: ? I've got it!