Rolling is going to have a parent-teacher conference, and the two Emperors are discussing who will go to the conference.
Feng Jiu: Of course I go, I'm the mother of the roll
Donghua: I think I should go, if the roll is not good, it should be the son does not teach, the father's fault
Feng Jiu: You do not want to go, you go, where is still a parent meeting, I'm afraid that it's not the four seas kowtowing to the emperor will be
Donghua: Xiaobai, do you know these four words?
Phoenix: Which four?
Donghua: Married to the husband. Therefore, Xiaobai, your studies are not yet finished, your parent-teacher conference I have to go to the meeting, you yourself are a student, how can a student have a parent-teacher conference? Or I'm going
Phoenix 9:..................
Rolling: You all have to go. Because the husband said after the parent-teacher conference, but also parents and children to work together to make a food, with the four seas and eight *** enjoy, but also to judge ...... can father ......
Donghua: people always have to grow up, Xiaobai, you go too! ......
番外十三?
Phoenix Jiu feel that they have always been unable to win the emperor, indeed some grievances, so to the emperor challenge to the Qingqiu stall, who earns more money who wins. The two came to Qingqiu in disguise and opened a food stall. Feng Jiu's cooking skills are superb, and the snacks were swept away and returned home fully loaded. Emperor's stall was miserable due to sweet and sour fish.
Phoenix 9: Hahaha, Emperor, you lost
Donghua: Oh?
Phoenix Jiu ah, you are still too young to underestimate the emperor's cheek.
So the next day, the emperor no longer disguise, but to appear in real life, and hang a signboard: had heaven and earth **** Lord, the East China Zifu Shaoyang Jun, Qingqiu son-in-law Donghua special sweet and sour fish, welcome to buy, can not eat, and autographs of a piece. A time to sell crazy, not only the Qingqiu, the four seas and eight deserts are to buy
Phoenix nine: ............ I lost
Donghua: you win, I earn money are not all your
Extra fourteen? Rolling online class
Because of the epidemic, the Kunlun Void suspended classes, take the form of online classes, rolling daily with a divine mirror to listen to Moyuan on God lecture, until one day, Moyuan with stacked aegis technique to contact the East China.
Moyuan: Ahem, Emperor, I can't imagine that you still have that kind of shyness, shrewdness, irrationality, soft and weak side
Donghua: Oh, oh?
Moyuan: Two days ago, did you let Fengjiu make you fox candy? Three days ago, did you say you were dizzy and let Feng Jiu put you to sleep? Four days ago, did you not drive Roll out of Feng Jiu's house? The first day of the month, did you entice Phoenix Jiu to give birth to a younger sister?
Donghua was surprised: Oh?
Donghua was shocked: Oh, how do you know?
Moyuan: Internet class, roll forgot to turn off the Internet, you live broadcast
Donghua thought: this kid must be intentional
Donghua said: Moyuan God is also tired, roll the next I personally teach
Then, roll the long time to eat sweet and sour fish
The extra fifteen after the epidemic
Epidemic end, the four seas and eight deserts
The epidemic is over, the four seas can go back and forth again, but the door to the world of the world, and the world of the world, and the world of the world. It is possible to walk back and forth again, but white masks must be worn when going out. The emperor's family immediately ran to the Bihai Cangling.
Phoenix 9: wearing a mask is a bit difficult
Donghua: I think it's good, you ate too much weight in the past two months, with a mask to block the fat face is also good
Phoenix 9: I do not go to the blue sea Cangling, I want to go back
Donghua: White, in fact, I think that you put on a mask, other people can not see your face to be good, you're so beautiful
Feng Jiu: Donghua ......
Rolling: Father, I think this white mask is not good
Donghua: Oh?
Rolling: white clothes, white hair, white mask, are we clouds in the sky ......
番外十六拼爹父
One day Ah Li and Rolling were together to fight for fatherhood
Rolling: Your father should call me uncle father
Ah Li: Your father should call me uncle father
Ah Li: Your father should call me aunt father A Li: My father is the future ruler of heaven and earth
A Li: My father is the future ruler of heaven and earth
A Li: My father is the most handsome and powerful in the world
A Li: Your father is the most powerful at the moment because he's the biggest, and my father will be even more powerful when he's that old
A Li: Your father is not as powerful as mine.
Li: Your father is currently the most powerful, because he is the biggest, and when my father is that big, he will be even more powerful.
Rolling: make the ugly sweet and sour fish, and talk to hurt people
Li: Er, you win ......
17 Emperor exercise
Emperor recently indulged in exercise, Feng Jiu is puzzled, the strongest emperor in the six realms, but also exercise up?
Phoenix Jiu: Emperor, why do you always exercise recently?
Donghua: Xiao Bai, how much older than you?
Phoenix: Uh, no more, no less, just 33 million
Donghua: So, I'm scared
Phoenix: What's to be scared of?
Donghua: You are still so small, when you grow up, I am afraid to be old, although I think I will always be so young, but still afraid. You say then white hair, white beard I look at you and the six worlds of other male immortals dancing square dance? I can't do it.
phoenix nine: er, emperor you worry too much, even if you white hair and white beard, no one dares to square dance with me
east China: in fact, white, after having you, I want to accompany you all the time
phoenix nine touched: then I accompanied you to work out together
east China: if the two people work out, why not give roll to build a sister
phoenix nine: men's mouth. The ghost of a man's mouth
Extra 18: Ah Li and Roller dye their hair
Ah Li and Roller decide to be rebellious teenagers and go to dye their hair and do their hair style.
A Li: I'm going to dye my hair rainbow colors and do a killer hairstyle
Rolling: I'm going to dye my hair pink and do a tinfoil perm
A Li: Okay, let's go
So they searched all over the world, no one dyed their hair, no one did their hairstyles, and they didn't dare to sell their dyes. Finally they couldn't help themselves and asked why.
The four corners of the world: Fear of the Emperor's Canghe sword?
Rolling: My father doesn't know
Bizarre: You're the only one of your kind in the world, and you're the only one who's got white hair
Li: I don't think I'm going to be able to be a rebel anymore
Rolling: It's not good to have a father who's too strong for you
Li/Rolling: I'm sorry, but I don't know if I can do this, and I don't want to. ......
番外十九 回娘家
Every time Donghua accompanies Fengjiu back to his mother's home, he has a big headache over this matter.
See fox emperor, phoenix nine: phoenix nine see grandpa
emperor: grandson-in-law donghua see, grandpa
See white yi, phoenix nine: phoenix nine see dad
emperor: small son-in-law see father-in-law
See white true, phoenix nine: phoenix nine see uncle
emperor: nephew son-in-law see uncle
Alas, this is this is the past is all They have to bend down to pay respect to Donghua! At night, the more Donghua thought about it, the more he felt that he had lost, so he said to Fengjiu: If only I had relatives, it would be so good. If I had a family, it would be great. If I married a husband, I would follow him, and I would be able to raise you up.
Phoenix Jiu: Emperor is not such a petty person
Donghua: No matter, you have to compensate me
Phoenix Jiu: how to compensate
Donghua: give roll a sister, two people together call me father, always my psychological comfort
Phoenix Jiu:... .........