2. The strangest thing in the world is that my mom took my dad's paycheck and told me to learn to be smart and not give it to my future wife!
3. Watching my son eat milk, I suddenly realized that human nature is greedy, and such a small child knows that he can eat with his mouth and cover with his hand!
4. A single man is called a single dog, a single woman is called a dog!
5. Every time I see something delicious, I say to myself: I can't eat it, I'll die if I eat it! But it turns out that I am really a hero who is not afraid of death!
6. Girls don't play mind games with each other, they are going to go square dancing together in a few decades anyway
7. I am in a state of having more than enough heart but not enough sleep, more than enough heart but not enough IQ, more than enough heart but not enough balance every day!
8. cute this kind of thing should also be divided into people, good-looking can only be called cute, ugly can only be called pretending to be crazy!
9. The hero is angry for the red face, the red face a smile for money!
10. Raised a fish died, do not want to burial, I want to cremation, who knows that the more this thing is baked the more fragrant, and then I bought a bottle of beer!
11.I really don't understand what qualifications you people who convert rice into shit have to laugh at people who convert rice into meat!
12. Put time on dress up, achievement of beautiful women; spend time on running a family, achievement of affection; spend time on the drinking scene, achievement of alcoholics; spend time on the phone, achievement of keyboard warrior!
13. Every time someone is mean to me, I think there is something wrong with this person, to such a lovely me, he can actually lose his temper, speechless!
14. These days, who doesn't have an instrument to play? I'm a pretty good drummer!
15.Some of the girls who seem to be well off on the surface actually don't even have any extra money behind their backs, and even owe ants for spending money!
16.I fell down the stairs today, and if I hadn't had so much meat to cushion it, it would have hurt a lot!
17. Every day when I get up, I have to play with my beloved quilt: I have to wrestle with it. You and me. The first thing you need to do is to get up and get out of bed. The sadistic and abusive love play with hate!
18. You splash me with cold water, I will boil it and splash it back to you, don't believe me, wait and see!
19. A teacher asked the students said; people die why the body will become cold, a student replied: the heart is quiet nature cool!
20. You all say: if you knew that why did you do it in the first place, then I say: you know that you will die, why are you still alive!