II. What is a male god? It's the kind of man who takes one look at you and thinks you have nothing to do with you in this life.
three. Before a blind date, you must say that you are ugly, if you are a beautiful handsome man, people will feel that you are very modest. If you're really ugly, at least you'll be able to find another good thing about you, which is honesty.
IV. The most mysterious department ever: the department in question.
v. Eaters are generally kinder because all they think about every day is eating and they have no time to count others.
6. I discovered that I have supernormal capabilities . Whoever looks at me will get pregnant, for example, yesterday with a girl on a blind date, I asked her: "What do you feel when you see me for the first time?" The girl said: "Nausea!"
VII. Life's three major illusions: start working hard tomorrow, today must go to bed early, and then buy I will chop hands.
VIII. I've forgotten what it feels like to be moved by someone's heart, and the last time my heart beat faster was because I sneezed three times in a row.
9. When I was y ashamed of my looks, I thought, "It's okay, when I'm rich, I'll be related to anyone. When I had the money, I got plastic surgery, and the doctor looked at me and said, money isn't the answer to all problems.
1 What to do when you meet a fool? Support him in all his views . Make him more stupid!
11. Playing chicken I can drive must not walk, can crouch in the house must not lie down on the hillside, the reality is so bleak, the game can not be no car no house.
xii. A scum early love, was called to the office to talk to the class teacher. After a few hours of gradual enlightenment and guidance like education, the class teacher finally understood the reason why he has not been able to find a girlfriend in his 30s.
Thirteen. Which incident shocked you at your own ignorance? When I was a kid, I was asked to write my pen name, and I always wrote "Chinese Drawing Pencil".
XIV. I licked my finger and cried.
15. Since I got married years ago, my mom has never nagged me again. Every day in addition to watching TV shows is to dance, obviously better than before too much, this is what people often say, "marry a daughter-in-law, Wang's mother" it!
15. More and more hate the game now. It is not moving to recharge, it is not moving to invite friends, if I have money and friends, but also play what game!
Seventeen. One day, you will meet such a girl, she is gentle and considerate, beautiful and generous, do not mind you poor, do not mind you ugly, do not want your money, do not want your car, do not want you.
18. Can't figure out why so many people hate math so much. Math is so terrible, anyway, when I was in school, the math class was one of the happiest things, and I slept especially well every time!
Nineteen. Princesses are woken up by a prince's kiss. And you, in addition to waking up hungry is waking up by the urine.2 When I was a child, I saw my parents fight. I have often struggled with the question of whether I should get married when I grow up. I didn't realize it until after I reached the age: I really thought too much.21. Arguing with my girlfriend. Girlfriend yelled: "Even if you buy me the last time I saw that lipstick and I have long desired that bag, I will not forgive you!" I understood and hurriedly coaxed her, "Don't worry don't worry, I won't buy it!"
Xxii. The best thing in this world is nothing better than eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, always treat each other sincerely.
Xxiii. According to research, good-looking girls are better looking than average girls.
XXIV. From the convenience store to buy things out of the push electric car ready to go home, was stopped by the boss's wife non-said I stole something, but also to search, I did not steal anything why let her search, stalemate, the boss ran out of the boss's wife said, "and looked at the monitoring, but really not her, clothes are the same, the face of that theft is not so big."