Dancing Funny Sentences

1.If I sweat enough, my loneliness will blow dry in the wind.

2. It's not scary to turn the other cheek faster than a book, what's scary is that she still turns it over.

3. One day on the way to work to see an older woman fell to the ground, I rushed to get off the car to help, the mother actually cursed: a small age does not learn, actually learn to bump into people. I was inspired to take out my cell phone and play the "most dazzling ethnic wind", as a result, the mother with a chicken blood like jumping up, the mouth also muttered this said: boy, count your ruthless.

4. My daughter is very beautiful, I am very afraid of her early love. One day my daughter received a text message: I am a senior class XX, very like you, let's talk about it. I replied: I am her father, let's talk about it. I thought the kid would be scared away, but I received a reply: "Uncle, you are a man of the past, you know!

5. Not to marry for the purpose of love, is to raise wives for others.

6. Although I will not be universal, but I will scourge the world.

7. Dance to make the soul turn, burn the night sky with love.

8. There is no dress rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast, not only the ratings are low, but also the pay is not high.

9. You only see my smiling face when I dance, but I don't know how sad I am inside. You have your sarcastic incomprehension, I have my persistent tenacity. You laugh at the big mom dance mechanical boredom, I sympathize with you only Dota online game. You can ignore our existence, we will surely shine in this city! Dancing is destined to be a sad journey, the road is not without cynicism, but so what? We are sugar, sweet to the point of sadness. We are big moms, we speak for ourselves.

10. There are a lot of grandparents in the neighborhood square dancing, once, the old man came to pick me up, actually argued. The old man said: you this old lady shy, just let the old man pulled the dance half a day. I said: dance are not so? The old man said: this is not once or twice and people jumped, not I said she, you have to jump in the square dance to jump out of line.