Two. Stay up late because you don't have the courage to end the day, stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start the day.
three. If the wife shut down and then turn on the phone to find a husband of more than 20 missed calls ...... instantly feel happy to die; if the husband shut down and then turn on the phone to find a wife of more than 20 missed calls ...... instantly feel I'm dead.
Four. When I was a child, my brother and I teamed up with my mom to steal 5 dollars! I was beaten by my mother, kneeling when I did not hold back a particularly loud fart! My brother laughed out loud, and my dad thought he didn't like it and beat him up again.
V. Six-year-old son: "Dad, I want to be an Arctic explorer when I grow up." Dad: "Great, Dad supports you" Kid: "But I want to start training myself now." Dad: "How?" Kid: "I'm going to eat an ice cream a day."
Six. Young people should never lose confidence in one subject of math, it's not the only one you can't do.
VII. I'll never forget the night I met my girlfriend. That night, a girl ran to knock on the door, my mom opened the door and asked, "What's the matter?" The girl hurriedly asked, "Auntie have you seen a dog?" My mom turned around and pointed to me lying on the couch.
Eight. Recently to buy a car, my dad took me to all the luxury car 4S stores in the city, I was very touched, well, or family is good. Out of the store, my dad turned his head and told me, "See, in the future, these cars are not allowed to crash!"
9. After lunch a buddy asked me with admiration: today's liars so much. Means so rich, and sounds very tempting, why you can always be the first time to recognize the tricks of the crooks, has not been cheated? So powerful, can you teach me? The corner of my mouth showed a trace of disdain, condescendingly said one word to my buddy: poor!
Ten. These days the spending is relatively large, accidentally finished the cost of living. But from the end of the month there are still more than 20 days, ready to please Dad to point out the cost of living. I got up in the morning and cooked noodles for my family for breakfast. The father took the chopsticks and looked at me vigilantly and asked, "How much does this noodle cost for a bowl of ......
Eleven. Apple is the real boss of the fruit world, a seduced Eve, a smashed wake up Newton, a dominated the cell phone, a dominated the square dance.
xii. Recently, the community square dance amazons are not jumping, ask the neighbors how the amazons do not jump, is not a feeling of nuisance embarrassed. Auntie said: I don't know who's children wearing a red bib, we jumped in front of him to say, children drill up!
Thirteen. A friend asked her father, March 8 Women's Day is ready to send her what. Her father pondered for a moment and said, "Then I'll send you back to school.
Fourteen. In the English evening study hall, the chemistry teacher walked into the classroom and said, "Today's lesson is on chemistry." The students asked, "Why? English teachers never take a vacation." The chemistry teacher calmly said, "We played mahjong and he lost his evening study time to me."
15. brother 4 years old. Another coaxed him to sleep on his back patting him well this is to have brought children know after a while, turned to me milky voice said: "sister, don't hit me, I'm going to sleep, tomorrow again for you to play."
Sixteen. During the blind date, the other party said to go to the restroom and didn't come back for a long time. I realized that the other party should be running away, so I called the waiter to pay the bill. Ready to go when encountered high school classmates, so the two people and sat down and began to catch up, the blind date came over ...... looked at me for a while, popped out a "that, I am back to wait for the notice?"