Funny Paragraph Phrases:
1. In any situation, you can't play with other people, play people will be played. You are not the most powerful one even if you have a heart.
2. When you introduce your girlfriend to a new friend, put your arm around her waist instead of standing around and pointing with your finger.
3. Don't cry at my grave and dirty my path to reincarnation.
4, remember once and she went to the hotel, the location is such as home, when I pay, she said wait a minute, I have a membership card at that time I was stunned! This woman is too good at life.
5, each successful Ultraman behind there is always a quietly beaten little monster.
6, we hollowed out the lungs, you can hold up a KTV.
7, some people rely on the strength of the exam, some people rely on the vision of the exam, I rely on the imagination of the exam.
8, that day I confessed to her, she said she had a boyfriend, I believe, and then brought a woman to tell me that is her boyfriend, laugh at me.
9, Xiao Ming did good things without leaving a name, but every thing is written into the diary.
10, happy to laugh, unhappy to laugh later.