In the daily study, work or life, we always have to contact or use the text message, text messages of many kinds, can be divided into holiday congratulations blessings, major events, expression of thoughts and other emotions, business interactions, entertainment, humor, funny, advertising and other types. I believe that many friends are editing text messages feel very distressed, the following is my carefully organized April Fools' Day whole person confession SMS, for your reference, I hope to help friends in need.
April Fool's Day whole person confession SMS 11, the wolf came to the pig's nest in a mess, the pig's mother arranged: the big pig to block the door! The second pig to block the window! When I saw the little pig, the pig mom came to fire, yelling: old three, do not read the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!
2, golden, is the sun; red, is the lantern; fragrant, is the rice; hot, is the hot pot; hot, is the wine; numb crisp, is you ... and electrocuted it, long ago you do not look at the text message!
3, the world is big, there is always a position belongs to you; the sea is wide, there is always a boat can carry you; time is long, there is always a destiny waiting for you; festivals are more, there is always a set for you, in the not to, I wish you a happy April Fools' Day!
4, send you twelve Chinese zodiac signs: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a goat, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog, long as a pig. Happy April Fool's Day, coworkers!
5, frankly speaking, I like you very much, your eyes, walking posture, happy look, pampered cute and even the way you sleep, I am fascinated! But what makes me most angry is that you don't catch rats, but also the old hair!
6, one day, a pair of flies mother and son eating lunch together. The son asked the fly mom: "Why do we eat poop every day ah?" The fly mom said angrily, "Don't say such disgusting things when you eat, eat while it's hot!" Happy April Fool's Day!
7, four rats bragging: A: "I take the rat poison as sugar every day;" B: "I do not step on the rat folder foot itchy;" C: "I do not every day but a few times the street is not solid;" D: "I do not have a few times the street;" "I do not have a few times the street is not solid;" D: "I do not have a few times the street is not solid;" "I do not have a lot of time to eat. "D:" time is late, go home and hold the cat to go." Happy April Fool's Day!
8, the miser has something to go out, afraid of others to drink the wine he just called, so wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. A moment later he came back and found a few more words on the note: "I also spit a mouthful!" Happy April Fool's Day!
9, a restaurant, the baby crying, the young woman rushed to lift the clothes ready to breastfeeding, the waiter immediately came to stop, the young woman angry: is not this also can not? Waiter: show breasts can, but can not bring their own drinks!
10, if you are a meteor I will chase you, if you are a satellite I will wait for you, if you are a star I will fall in love with you, but unfortunately ...... you are an ape I can only see you in the zoo! Alas, pity!
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1, April Fools' Day, I wish you life as fools, ability to more than fools, wealth month to month fools, do not spare fools, eating and drinking fools taste endless, tea fools after dinner to talk about laughing and so worry about fools dissipate clouds, Happy April Fools' Day!
2, April Fools' Day, I wish you a life of fools, wealth, monthly fools, do not leave no fool's force, ability to be more than a fool, diet fools taste endless, for the people of great wisdom, Happy April Fools' Day!
3. Today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be fooled by others you ah! I heard that the recent popularity of fools disease, the symptom is always holding a cell phone looking at the text messages, grinning the most serious, you have to be careful oh!
4, the day of the true and false, vulgar roses and fleshy love words, on one knee in the crowded square, said love you. Dear, forgive me can only use these the most stupid and stupid way, wish you, happy holidays!
5, spring, I will send you a smiley face, let you sleepless, spring, I will send you some small poems, let you think of, spring, I will send you a heartbeat, let you April Fool's Day than anyone else is happy.
6, a little like a little love, happy life has no help, work between you in, you say is not someone in, walking on the street to see people bad, up I straight to the head to drag out. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
7, apple you bite into a famous brand, KFC you called the sound of grandpa red around the world, Japan, you said the word Sara, tsunami and earthquake, your charm, the world's power, April Fool's Day to wish you a happy.
8, this year, there is no heavenly reason: students have to test results, workers have to test performance, the leadership has to test performance, April Fool's Day is fast approaching, and to test the brain, nerves taut, so that the high IQ occupy the high ground!
9, the train speed up, the Beijing-Shanghai high-speed rail was opened, thinking to keep up, April Fools' Day is coming, get ready in advance: play twelve points of the spirit, focus fifteen points of energy, do not be friends fooled by the bad on the Amitabha Buddha!
10, there is no one has told you: you are very long set? The first thing you need to do is to get a good look at the color of your eyes, and then you'll be able to see the color of your eyes. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
11. Primary class: fertilizer will evaporate. Happy April Fool's Day!
12, looking for pigs: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: intelligent, understanding, with a cell phone and access to text messages, love pigs read the message, speed to the master back to the message! The owner now wants you so much!
13, a lazy cat crazy pursuit of a mouse finally married, after the marriage of the cat on the mouse all kinds of harsh, the mouse soon became fat, the mouse is very touched: dear why am I so good ah! Cat hee-haw laughed: wait for you to get a little fatter to know.
14, Notice: April Fools' Day is coming, April 1, you received the text message are fake, the meaning is exactly the opposite, please pay attention. The following is the first: you are handsome and dashing jade tree wind looks beautiful as a flower devil body of the public lover!
15, the sand monk said: I have 16 changes! The eight ring said: I have 32 changes! Wukong said: I have 72 changes! The Tang Monk was furious: the road to the West also did not see you change a phone, look at the other monsters are taking a cell phone to see the text messages it! Happy April Fool's Day!
16, April Fools' Day is here, I want to wish you a happy April Fools' Day: I wish you a high trick of the whole person, fooling has a wonderful trick, funny has a trick, April 1 in my trick, was my whole no worries, the day happy. This text message is a forecast.
17, all the holidays are forgotten, April Fool's Day also have to send you information. A text message, a greeting, a happy life; a text message, a greeting, a kind trick: Happy April Fools' Day!
18, send you a basket of fruits: inside there are gourds like your body, watermelon like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and durian like your body odor! Happy April Fool's Day!
19, there have been many opportunities in front of me I do not know cherish, until I realized that it is difficult to have the opportunity to say those five words to you. I prayed hard and looked forward to it, and finally waited for God to give me this opportunity. I will say it out loud to you now: Happy April Fool's Day!
20, I almost forgot what day today is, if not think of you, I am not aware of. I'm not going to forget that today is your day, so I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
1. Toad pursued the swan, and the swan said disdainfully: If I had grown into you like this, I would have died long ago! The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a conversation with a man who had a lot of money and a lot of money. The pig heard, feel very aggrieved: I just look at the text message, who I invoke who?
2, an urgent reminder: the recent fear of tornado weather, go out and be sure to carry two 10 kilograms of dumbbells, so as not to be rolled by the wind on the west sky. Weight less than 50 kilograms must be doubled!
3. Attention: You have been sending out a lot of yellow text messages, and we are officially warning you! If found again, will be given instant shutdown processing and registration reimbursement number, please user self-discipline! Mobile monitoring and investigation.
4, dear users, February 5, organized by the phone bill giveaway day is quite successful, popularity is very strong, in order to show appreciation, especially in the near future to hold a roundabout contest, slogan: 2, 5, 2, 5, Wang. Continuously say 25 times the fastest person to gift phone bill 250 yuan, as soon as possible to practice, to be attended.
5, now please touch the face, to the mirror look forward to a smile, if the skin color pink, face fluffy tender and soft, that means you are very healthy. Well, this time our "pig knowledge seminar" is here.
6, one day a drunken taxi home, reach out to stop a 110 patrol car, and yelled: even if you are a piece of one per kilometer, there is no need to write so big!
7, glutinous rice and buns fight lost, very unconvinced walk on the road and met the seller hit the head, only to see the seller immediately take off his coat, angry, said in fact, I am undercover!
8, you are the rose in my heart, but unfortunately thankful; you are the moon in the sky, but unfortunately covered by the clouds; you are Chang'e down to earth, but unfortunately the face of the first on the ground.
9. Grandmother and granddaughter in the clinic. Undressing, the doctor said to the pretty girl. No, doctor, said the old lady: I am a patient. Is that so? Then stick out your tongue.
10. You - beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really a lot of advantages! I'm not going to be able to do that. This message was sent to me, April Fool's Day to lend you a look!
11, your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, your eyes are brighter than Zhu Geliang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is emptier than the Monkey King.
12, an old lady loved to play mahjong before life, after the death of the children proposed to send mahjong funeral, a woman but worried: in case of insufficient manpower she came to call us how to do?
13, cucumber cried out of love, eggplant to comfort her: love is not only sweet, just intoxicated, and heartbreak, and tears. Alas! Who let you fall in love with onions?
14, I dreamed last night that I was walking on the beach with you, and suddenly a water monster jumped out and grabbed you just want to eat and threw you away, I asked why it does not eat you, it replied: "I'm afraid of getting sick.
15, if the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in paradise; if I go, I will let her take care of you. Really, she's not a bad pig farmer!
16, I look forward to a long time, wages rose; read a long time, property prices fell; bought a long time, the lottery won; thought a long time, daughter-in-law has a long time; did not have a long time, your holiday came, I forgot to tell you, the above is the April Fool's Day to send you a gift.
17, annoyed, you are free of disturbance to me; miss, you kiss my ears; helpless, you say hello to me; happy, you accompanied me to dance; without you, I don't know how to be good! April Fool's Day to say thank you: cell phone.
18, no your sky is not blue, less your earth does not turn; you are our pride, you make this festival more beautiful; at this moment I send you a congratulatory message, I wish you in your 'holiday smile bright; Happy April Fools' Day!
19, Note: April Fool's Day is coming, April 1, you receive the text message are false, the meaning is diametrically opposed! Please pay attention! The following is the first: you are as beautiful as a flower, a jade tree windy, handsome and handsome with the devil's body of the public lover!
20, April Fool's Day is here, I want to wish you a happy holiday: I hope you have a high trick of fooling people, fooling has a wonderful trick, funny has a great trick, April 1 in my trick, by my whole no worries, days happy. This text message is a forecast.
21, in April Fools' Day before the arrival of remind you: fools to be thorough, be fooled not angry, the whole person to be hidden, the plan to be well thought out, cheating by text messages, sent to a large number. Fool with purpose, fool with meaning, fool with unprecedented.
22, all the laughter today into cream, all the fun into chocolate, all the happiness into a cake to you. Then write my blessing on it: Happy April Fool's Day! May you have a relaxing and happy day.
23. The fisherman sits in his fishing boat in the rain and catches thousands of fish. Happy and happy a basket, wealth and success a string, health and good luck fishing endless. May you have a relaxing and enjoyable day. Wish the luckiest fisherman: Happy April Fool's Day!
24, what is called lover? The person who spends the whole day with his own flowers! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. What kind of person is a fool? Read the text message of this kind! Oh, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
25, want to cheat on the cheat it, today cheating is rare ah; want to curse on the curse it, today cursing are false; want to blow on the blow it, today bragging is not a crime; want to send on the send it, a text message is not what, haha, April Fool's Day in the joy of flowering!
26, the world's most painful thing you know what? It is obvious that you are very smart but was cheated. The most painful thing in the world you know what? Is that you obviously very smart but had to live this holiday - April Fool's Day.
27, alarm: someone look at your eyes are not right, but also towards you bad smile, or text message in advance that you are a well-known animal fool you, that is a kind of care for you, smile and accept, not just a day! April Fool's Day everyone with fun!
28, this day, please always be vigilant. Be alert to all the unknown events that are going to happen. Remember to use your clever brain to distinguish this day full of deception but not guilty. Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!
29, a big cow came to you, angry stepped on your foot, this is the first time, what I said, do not steal my dung again! Happy April Fool's Day
30, I send you this text message for the sole purpose of one, I just want you to be happy, because the bad guys will sometimes fool you on April Fool's Day, I think everyone would not want to admit that they are bad guys, be careful oh! (Read the third word of each sentence)
April Fools' Day Whole Person Expressions SMS 4Weather forecast: a little bit of thinking about you during the day today, turning to big to stormy thinking in the afternoon, the mood will be lowered by five degrees as a result of this, by this low mood, it is expected that this type of weather will continue until you see you.
Love at first sight fell in love with you, hold you without saying a word, come to you in three days, no one kissed you in four, marry you in five days, and do not separate in sixty years!
Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is resolute, getting you is gratifying, accompanying you for life is inevitable.
I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to give you comfort, but I have not learned; I want to give you a knee, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send a text message to chase you, I hope we never blow.
If you are a green leaf, I am your leaf rustling away the wind; if you are a river of water, I am the knot with the sadness of the water moon; if you are a woman picking lotus in the South, I will be the most beautiful one under your wrist ......
The wind through the flowers, chopping constantly on your countless ties and trips. No one knows, this miss is how the heartache, how the heart completely empty and then mercilessly torn to pieces. Your figure always fly in the heart, let me drunk
If one day I gray hair is no longer beautiful, you will still caress my cheeks, said accompany me to the end of the world? If the sky is really old and the sea is really dry, I just wish I could stay with you for thousands and thousands of reincarnations ......
I'm sorry! I accidentally sent "like you" to your cell phone, if you accept please keep; if not, please send it back to me.
There was a point of sincere love, I did not cherish, lost only regret, if I can come back, I will say: I love you. If you want to choose the time to confess, I hope it is: April Fool's Day!
Let the stars into my eyes, watching over you all night long; let the breeze into my smile, smoothing your heart of the stagecoach; let all the good things into my blessings, and always be with you, forever ......
Your feelings for you is a simple natural index, you want to micro-divide a few times can be, unchanged always the same! ...If you like can also be integral, but there will be an additional constant to, and that constant is equal to - I love you.
L-Loyal O-Observant V-Valiant E-Enjoyment. So, love is loyalty, attentiveness, bravery, and joy.
No money for romance, holding your hand walking on the beach full of white sand; 1 yuan for romance, in the cold by the public **** phone booth dialing the phone to care about you; 10 yuan for romance, in the heat of the summer to buy a lollipop ice so that you can cool off
If there is a life after this one, let's do a pair of tiny mice. Dumb love each other, dull life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closed the mountain, you can still nestle in the warm pile of grass tightly embraced bite your ear ...
The MM dominant side, for the scourge of the four sides; to be practiced my skills, career success, to serve their parents; will certainly be captured alive, escorted to the Civil Affairs Bureau of the ambush law!
Meet you is unintentional, recognize you is God's will, thinking of you is the love, do not see you when three heart two minds, see you will be one heart, if one day we have a retreat, at least there are memories!
Walking, scattered, memories are faded; looking at, tired, starlight is also dark; listening to listen, woke up, began to complain; turned back to find you, disappeared, suddenly I messed up ......
If, I am the judge, I will sentence you, life imprisonment. Imprisoned in - my heart.
There is a kind of tears called hard to part with, there is a gaze called can not forget, there is a deep love called heart broken intestine destroyed, there is a kind of attachment called wandering under the moon, there is a kind of love called looking through the autumn water, there is a me called love you for a long time!
I am the rice dumpling leaves you are rice, layer by layer wrapped around you; you are the teeth I am rice, sweet and sticky you; dumplings in how much rice, on behalf of how much I want you; remember to think of me, or dumplings choke you!