WeChat beat a beat funny copy

WeChat shoot a shot funny copy (selected 36 sentences) 1. It is said that when girls answer the phone, if it is a strange caller, the voice must be delicate, if it is a bosom friend caller is comparable to the voice of the big mother. 2. I kind of found out that some foodies are looking for someone to fall in love with, purely because some places are not suitable for a person to eat. 3. The same meat, why grow in the chest is very popular, but grow in the stomach is so annoying? Is this regional discrimination? 4.My son is a week and a half old, and today he finally speaks, and his first sentence is ? "Call Daddy"? I'm sorry, but that's what I taught you. 5. Life tells us that when you meet a douchebag, you should decisively stay away from him, otherwise you will probably become good friends in the future. 6. Don't fall in love with someone because your brain is in the water, in case the water runs dry one day. 7. When I was a child, I didn't love to eat, which led to my shortness now; now I love to eat, which led to my fatness and shortness. The heartache of hugging the chubby self. 8. When we were small, we are the motherland's flower buds, as time goes by, some people bloomed some people bear fruit, some people open branches and leaves, and some people peach and plum world. But there is such a small group of people, they finally grew into? Oddballs! For example, I. 9. before people say my eyes small, I still always do not believe, finally one day, I lie on the couch watching TV, suddenly my mom came back to turn off the TV, and then silently help me cover the quilt. 10. I wanted to buy a down jacket, but to more than 3,000, and then carefully weighed, cold medicine is just a few dozen dollars, or buy cold medicine cost-effective. 11. My wallet is like an onion, and every time I open it, it calls me to tears. 12. like to eat the same thing can not hide, even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from the fingers. 13. Today on the street heard a couple of dialog? Woman: do you want to be with me every day? Male: I want to. Woman: I also want to be with me every day, just afraid that Zhang Liang does not agree. 14. When you are young, don't ever despair because you don't have money, because you have to know that there are many more days after you don't have money. 15. After all, not every relationship can have a perfect ending, I and math is this 16. Don't sing what after the rest of life, girls do not work hard to earn money, do not give up to become beautiful, after the rest of life, cooking is you, laundry is you, housework is you, be disliked by you, look at the children or you. 17. What is security? A sense of security is to have money in your wallet, an electric car full of electricity, and a boyfriend who can send breakfast in time every day. 18. Girlfriend fell down, the awkwardness, very funny, I quickly took out my cell phone to take pictures. Girlfriend face a sinking:? You are laughing at the same time, have you ever thought about others. I froze, and hurriedly took the photos just now to send tweets. 19. Eat one meal less every day, and you can save a lot of money in a long time, which can be left to see a stomach doctor later. 20. Today a foreigner asked me for directions, I and he exchanged a little English played a tie, I said he did not understand, he said I do not understand. 21. Sometimes do not go to seriously talk about a relationship, you simply do not know a person over how cool. 22. They say I look shabby, but my mom quite rare me. My mom said that when I was a child, I took me to the park, the old people gathered around and asked my mom:? Sister, where did you buy this monkey on the shelf? 23. Parents can never tell the difference between explaining and talking back, you explain is talking back, you say another sentence is to carry. 24. buyer: boss, have chocolate? Seller: Yes, Dove, and Golden Emperor. Buyer: I mean cell phone! Seller: Oh, after you so reminded me that I realize I am selling cell phones. 25. It's too expensive to fall in love these days. Christmas, Christmas Eve, New Year's Day, Spring Festival? Forget about it, just wait a little longer. 26. Wife: Hubby, the typhoon is coming! You have to hold me tight, in case I blow to someone else's house, others do not return how to do? Husband: you can pull back! Just like you, people will have to send you back against the wind! 27. Years is a pig knife, is for those who look good, it looks ugly people have no way at all. 28. What is the difference between no one loves and loving the wrong person? God Reply: One is no food, one is to eat to shit. 29. Going out don't always let the boys pay, you don't know that parents are poor to raise children rich to raise women ah, their pocket money which have us more ah? Are swollen face, please you eat a meal they do not want to eat meat a month. 30. Dust to dust, earth to earth, wave goodbye to two hundred and fifty. 31. Every girl's closet has a dress called: once bought it poor dog, now smack it wearing ugly. 32. Yesterday a person asked me to ask the mayor of Nanjing is not called? Jiang Qiaoqiao? I said no. He said that I took the train to cross the river in Nanjing when how to see a billboard written: Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge Welcome! 33. Common sense must be repeated, or it will be forgotten; injustice must be exposed, or it will continue to do evil; justice must be hype, or it will be buried alive. 34. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Siddhartha Gautama? They both have one big curl and one small curl in their hair. 35. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their past life; after marriage, couples often suspect what sins they have committed in their past life, which is really two worlds of fire and ice. 36. The bull B of the news broadcast is that even if you have been changing channels, you can still watch a complete news.