A: Introduce, mainly introduce him
B: Why mainly introduce me?
A: This person is called Yu Qian,
B: It's me
A: My idol ah
B: Cough, can't talk about it
A: Celebrities ah
B: No
A: Great ah, to the station, hey
B: But not like this
A: How spirited ah, look at the face, the eyes look like pills, the face is like a balloon. The face, the eyes look like pills, the ears look like dumplings, the nose looks
like garlic, the hair looks like a fan, the beard looks like a kelp, the mouth is like a bean skin, the teeth are like beans, and the head of this northeastern chaotic
B: A pot of vegetables
A: Famous
B: Not famous
A: There is no such thing as famous
A: Go to that. People are envious, I envy you ah
B: Ao, you envy me
A: when I can be like you, very happy people
B: I'm very good
A: famous people are good to get along with, do anything ah
B: not really
A: when I this one is considered to be a one-stop that
B: what's wrong with you?
A: What's wrong with you?
A: I saw people have a car, saw people live in a house, I envy in my heart ah, you say that my pursuit of happiness
life is wrong?
B: That's right
A: Isn't it
B: Yes
A: I have to be happy
B: Yes
A: I have to start my own business, and I have to get rich
B: Yes, I have to get rich
A: I have to get healthy
B: Oh, I need to exercise my body.
A: I don't drink a lot of wine
B: Oh, no such problem
A: I don't play mahjong
B: I don't love to play cards
A: I'm just a little more diligent in the smoke
B: I love to smoke
A: I watched the TV show on the health program, which said that smoking is harmful to health and prone to sudden death
B:
A: I'm scared, a clench of teeth and a stomp, playing this
B: quit smoking?
A: do not watch the program
B: to the program to quit, how do you think this is
A: for my health
B: ah!
A: I want to be happy ah, I'm afraid that people look down on me ah
B: This is
A: I'm a serious person that, the birth of the innocent, the old good people that, eighteen martial arts piece of loose, enthusiastic
intestinal, good to help, there are difficulties to be helped, there are difficulties to be helped, there are no difficulties in the creation of difficulties to be helped.
B: You actually create difficulties for people
A: I'm afraid that people look down on me, the gas station in front of the door put me angry
B: Then how to find you?
A: They all drive there to get gas, add 200 yuan, add 300 yuan, and there is a gift after that
B: Give a newspaper or something
A: Give a map
B: That's even better
A: A big map, one for each of us, and I'm going to go, pushing my scooter
B: Motorcycle
B: Motorcycle
A: A big map, one for each of us
B: A map of the city, and I'm going to go, pushing my scooter
B: Motorcycle
B: 10 dollars
A: 10 dollars
A: finished.
Where can I get a map?
B: Mainly for the map
A: What do you need that for? Where can you go with that?
B: It's not far
A: Don't you give it to me when you get gas? Give me one. Where are you going?
B: I'll point it out to you
A: I'll point it out to you
A: Okay, I'm pissed off.
B: Don't be angry
A: look down on me, I'm a person with high self-esteem, ah ~~~~, I'll give you a look
B: Why ah you want?
A: We have a Cantonese-style teahouse in front of the door, they are rich people in the morning to go there to eat breakfast,
B: Drinking morning tea
A: I also go,
B: You go ah?
A: what makes me just fried liver dismissed
B: Oh, no
A: stride forward, pull out 100 yuan,
B: Well
A: pop
B: ooh
A: come to the 100 yuan breakfast
B: 100 yuan early morning
A: I'm sorry. Sir, they don't sell halves.
B: 100 dollars to buy half
A: too hurt my pride
B: Yes, indeed
A: I went again at noon
B: still go
A: still sit in that seat, still looking for that waiter, come here! Lobster?
B: Lobster?
A: O, sir, there.
Do you have a two-foot lobster?
B: To be so big
A: Waiting for me to show you go, a moment back, sorry, sir, there are two feet two, huh! What kind of crap restaurant
store, not even two feet long lobster.
B: Ahem, it's still shredded potatoes
A: I've had my revenge, I've had my revenge
B: Ah, I've given people the short end of the stick
A: I can't be better than anyone else
B: You've got to be better than anyone else
A: I've got to be able to have what everyone else has
B: Yes
A: I've got to have what everyone else doesn't have
A: I have to have what everyone else has. I have to have everything that others don't have.
A: I'm going to get a big plasma TV at home
B: You're going to get one too
A: I'm going to get a friend to save me one
B: You're going to save one for a plasma TV?
A: Save one, as big as a wall
B: That big
A: A big TV, Motorola brand
B: Motorola out of TV?
A: Look at the watch no one, the TV out of the voice: "You are watching TV is not in the service area!"
B: The TV is not in the service area
A: It's too bad, ah, where to reason, the 300 dollars spent
B: Not spent in vain
A: I suspect that he looked for carpenters to play for me.
B: If that's the case, that's not going to make a difference
A: I'm going to be happy anyway, I'm going to be a man of the people.
B: Europe
A: I listen to the symphony, I see the ballet, I see the tap dance
B: line
A: playing abroad to a tap dance, Tetarte, I like this, I love the tap dance and the fast board, and the other
Not love.
B: You are not next to ah, these two.
A: The same, one in the hands and one under the feet. I love to see it, I sit in the front row, Tata Tata Boom
, from the top flying down a shoe,
B: Shoes?
A: I've been there before
B: I've been there before
B: I've been there again.
A: I want to get together that
B: get thank you went on that
A: I want to get together a pair of good ah.
B: ah
A: I want to be happy ah,
B: Well, you want to be happy right.
A: I can not let others than on. How can I get rich walking down the street?
B: Think about it
A: How can I be happy ah? The side over a car, a big Ben, a past, the first day of the rain,
Splash me all over the water, he drove away, I was wet, angry me ah, drink, you are great ah you, you drive a big
Ben great ah
B: this is bullying
A: you buy a car when you did not teach you the five words and four beauties ah?
B: You buy a car and talk about this?
A: You're just one more hood than a tricycle, aren't you?
B: Not even close
A: You think you're a better driver? A: You think you're driving a car? You're a hooligan if you're well educated, you know?
B: also well educated
B: this also use people to tell ah this
A: too dangerous.
B: Run
A: Two groups of people chasing me,
B: How two groups ah?
A: One is the cook, "Give me the money for the shark's fin!" Hit the women's restroom out of a woman, dragging her husband, "
Hit him, hit him. Just now it was him, I don't even dare to come out. He rushed to the mirror nonsense." Guys come over to this
punch me ah,
B: suffered all the wrong
A: grabbed my head to hit. There is a roll-up door next to me, take my head, when, when, when. The door opened
, out of an old man "buy what ah?"
B: Is it to buy something?
A: "beat people" "Oh" clatter
B: Hey, look at you this personage mixed
A: no human nature ah. I am not sure if I am a good person, but I am a good person. It is also a mortal. The beatings also hurt, drink too much
also spit
B: nonsense
A: strong struggling to move forward, why is this? I want to be happy ah
B: that's right
. Extended information: "I Want Happiness" Cast: 1. Yu Qian Yu Qian. Han nationality, born on January 24, 1969 in Beijing, ancestry Shaanxi Lantian. He is a comedian, vice president of the Beijing Rock and Roll Association, and the ambassador for promoting children's equestrianism at the Beijing Equestrian Cultural Festival. In 1982, Yu Qian enrolled in the comedy class of the Beijing Opera School and studied under comedians Wang Shichen, Luo Rongshou, Gao Fengshan and Zhao Shizhong during his school years, as well as under comedian artist Shi Fuquan. In 1995, Yu Qian graduated from the college class of the Film and Television Directing Department of the Beijing Film Academy, and then participated in the filming of the TV series "Ma Sanli", playing the role of Zhao Peiru. In 1996, he also appeared in the TV series "Xiaojing Hutong", playing the role of Fatty, while working as a program writer and host in the long-term programs of CCTV, Beijing TV and local stations. Yu Qian and Guo Degang met on several performance occasions between 1997 and 1998. In 2000, Yu Qian and Guo Degang performed the comic duet "Shackling Dolls" on a stage in an open-air square in a Beijing suburb. This unexpected collaboration led to a strong appreciation for each other "without surprise". Since 2002, Yu Qian has been collaborating with Guo Degang, who performs in small theaters. In 2003, Guo and Yu won a special award from the organizing committee of the Beijing Comedy Sketch Invitational for their comedy "Hello Beijing". In 2004, Yu Qian officially joined De Yun She, and since then Yu Qian and Guo Degang have been regular partners. During this period, they collaborated on the comedies "You Want to Exercise", "Looking for a Church Meeting", "Raising a Bastard" and "Raising a Pet". In 2005, Yu Qian and Guo Degang collaborated on the comedies Yang Naiwu, Learning to be Deaf and Dumb, and Strange Cure for Disease. In 2006, he appeared in the TV series "Miss Beiping"; in December, he and Guo Degang, Li Jing and Gao Feng, three people to worship the folk artist Jin Wensheng as a teacher, respectively named Yu Zenglu, Guo Zengfu, Li Zengshou and Gao Zengxi. In 2007, he took part in the shooting of the TV series "Running after Happiness", in which he played the role of an infatuated man. In 2008, he appeared in the TV drama "A Clean Officer's Way", in which he played Yu Xiaohuai. In 2008, he appeared in the TV series "The Qing Officials", playing the role of Yu Xiaohuai in the movie. After that, he collaborated with Guo Degang in the comedies "I Want to Make a Scandal", "Who Moved My Diet Tea", and "Half of Your Life". In 2009, she starred in the TV series "Born to be a Man". Afterwards, he collaborated with Guo Degang in the comedy "This Life of Mine", "Dream of the Western March", "I am a Scientist", and "Consigning My Wife to Offer My Son". In 2010, he starred in the sequel to the TV series "Anecdotes of Guo County Magistrate"; then starred in the sitcom "Chicken Hair, Garlic, and No Small Thing 2"; and then appeared in the movie "The Box of Echidna" as a guest star as a sign language teacher. On October 16, 2011, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and some of the actors of Deyunsha held a comedy show at the Town Hall in Sydney, Australia. In June 2012, they went to Canada for a commercial performance, and performed in Toronto on July 1. On September 28, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, together with Deyunsha, performed at the Sydney City Hall on the evening of the 28th, on the third stop of their tour in Australia. In 2013, he appeared in the movie "Blockbuster", in which he played a black boss. Then Yu Qian and Guo Degang made their debut on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala, performing the program "Loser". In 2014, Yu Qian returned to the hosting world, co-hosting the entertainment silent talk show "Big Modest World" with Shixi Media, which aired on Liaoning TV. In January 2016, he participated in the Oriental Satellite TV variety show Joyful Comedians Season Two. He joined the Revolutionary Committee of the Chinese Nationalist Party in the same year. In May 2016, she participated in the Hubei Satellite TV variety show "I'm Wild About Comedy Season 3".In October, she participated in the Zhejiang Satellite TV comedy competition program "Comedy Total". 2. Guo Degang Guo Degang, male, born on January 18, 1973, a native of Tianjin, is a comedian, actor in movies and TV dramas, and TV talk show host. In 1979, at the age of seven, he learned to judge books from Tianjin book critic Gao Xiangkai. In 1981, he began to formally study comedy, and three years later, he learned Xiehe drums from blind artist Wang Tianyu, and comedy from Tianjin artists such as Chang Baofeng; he then performed comedy segments such as Yang Family Generals, Zhang Guangtai Goes Home, and Sui and Tang. In 1989, he studied comedy with Yang Zhigang, then director of the Hongqiao Culture Center and writer, and learned traditional comedy segments such as Nine Arts in the Public Hall, Playing Lantern Riddles, Eight Panels, The Great Bodyguard, and Eating Lanterns. In 1995, Guo began to break into Beijing, outwardly claiming to be the grandson of Bai Quanfu's disciple and Yang Zhigang's apprentice. In 1996, he founded the De Yun Society; he worked once with the famous comedian Fan Zhenyu; and later worked as a host and choreographer for Food Stories. In 2000, he began his collaboration with the famous Beijing comedian Zhang Wenshun, and also started working with Yu Qian. In 2002, he began his partnership with Yu Qian, and has also worked with Zhang Yong Yong, Wang Shiyong and Yang Jinming. In 2003, he hosted Anhui TV's "Super Winner". In October 2004, he studied under master comedian Hou Yaowen. In 2005, he joined his master Hou Yaowen's Railway Cultural Troupe; he then hosted Anhui Satellite TV's "Drama Wind Action" and guest starred in the serial "Underground Traffic Station" in the role of an eater. In 2006, he hosted Beijing TV's "Starry Night Story Show", starred in the TV series "Miss Beiping" with Yu Qian, and appeared as a cab driver in the movie "The 601st Phone Call", and in December, he, along with Yu Qian, Li Jing, and Feng Gao, studied under the master of folk artist Jin Wensheng, and received the names Guo Zengfu, Yu Zenglu, Li Zengshou, and Gao Zengxi, respectively. In 2007, he hosted the Oriental TV variety show "The Smiling Proud Wanderer". In 2008, De Yun She added regular performances at the Bayi Auditorium in Tianjin to its regular performances in Beijing. In 2009, he hosted the Youku Cowman Ceremony; and starred in the TV series "Born to be a Man" with Yu Qian. In 2010, she hosted the variety show "Tonight's Drama" on Tianjin TV, and starred in the Tianjin TV costume comedy "Qingguan Qiaojiejiajia" with Yu Qian and Cui Yi.