A super funny sentence

1. Please remember 1: You must have breakfast 1! Of course. Not because you are unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal in your 1 day!

Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

3. God gave me the nature of eating food, but didn't give me the identity of a local tyrant or the figure of a model.

The collapse of young people begins with employment, the collapse of middle-aged people begins with borrowing money, and the collapse of old people begins with learning to dance square dance.

5. Male: Before engagement, be obedient like a grandson. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

6. You just

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Ten years old, it's normal not to meet someone you like. The later you will find that you probably won't meet them.

Seven. Girls would rather be Gao Shuai's spare tire than accept diaosi's behavior, which ensures the progress of human beings genetically.

8. The so-called good man is not allowed to be cool with his wife, not to make her jealous, not to give in when quarreling, and not to be beaten!

9. A man hurried to see a doctor and covered his bleeding finger. The doctor asked him how he was injured. He said the dog bit him. What dog did the doctor ask? The man replied, my wife.

If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life. 1 1. You always say my husband is poor. But I don't think we should look at the problem so one-sidedly. You can't ignore his ugliness just because he is poor!

12. I used to think that I couldn't find a handsome husband because I was a handsome playboy; Now that I am mature, I feel that I can't find the ugly ones, because the ugly ones are not only gaudy, but also ugly!

Thirteen. I fight for face in spring, figure in summer, temperament in autumn and personality in winter, but I can't afford anything but a full reduction.

14. Ugly children should run hard, because they are fast and have double images, so others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

15. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old!

Sixteen years old. I did well in this exam. I failed only two subjects, liberal arts and science.

17. Real warriors are greedy when they are fat, stay up late when they are sleepy, return to idolization when they are poor, and control ugliness when they are ugly.

18. If you want to catch a person's heart, you must first catch a person's stomach. Feed your partner fat, and no one will want to rob you.

Nineteen. What's on every day

Three things: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.

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I am a millionaire at midnight, a billionaire at midnight, the richest man in the world at dawn, and an unemployed man in the morning.

Twenty one. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. A sense of cure all diseases, a sense of dry Kun.

Twenty-two The most popular at present

Three major diseases: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, it is lazy, cheap and poor.

23. You are so beautiful. Thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

Twenty-four Eating food is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

Twenty-five In this life, the first truth I understand is that people are iron and beds are magnets.

Twenty-six. I've known you for a long time, and I haven't given you any benefits. How's this? Leave what you want most in the comments, and then you can save money to buy it yourself, and I will supervise you.

27. Be kind to your wife. Because one day, when you are lying in a hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor who dominates your life, it is not necessarily your buddies who drink and drink, and it is not necessarily those young people.

San Xiao

Fourth, it is your wife, and only she has the right to sign "continue to rescue" or "give up treatment"!