1, the weather is cool, please add clothes in time, pay attention to warmth and lust.
2, the crowd looking for her a thousand degrees, suddenly looked back, that person is still disdain for me.
3, the problem first from their own body to find the reason, don't a constipation on the blame for the earth no gravity.
4. Give me a pillow, I can sleep for a century.
5, the poor monk from the East Kingdom of China came from the Great Tang, specifically to go to the West to worship Buddha and seek relatives.
6, no one can replace your position in my heart, because you simply have no place in my heart.
7, people have is the background, and I have just back~~.
8, I am not the square fortune-telling, nagging so many you love to hear high.
9, the big carrot encounter watery small Yanghua, this will be a sexual commotion, a heavyweight shock.
10, brushing teeth is a mixed blessing, because a hand holding a cup, a hand holding a wash.
11, life is like Supergirl, hold to the end of the pure men.
12, cattle bi appearance hides a two-bi heart
13, marriage is to give freedom to wear a piece of cotton, the activities are not convenient, but will be very warm.
14, a crooked river in front of the brother; sister chest swinging layers of waves.
15, thank you, thank your grandfather, thank your whole family, thank your ancestors eighteen generations.
16, the heart does not go with love, say yes on a night
17, brother is a legend, do not ask brother is which unit
18, is the gold always have to shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I myself do not know which one is.
19, although I'm not very handsome, but when I was a child, I was also complimented on my left nostril is very idolatrous
20, others laughed at me to see not to wear, I laughed at others what is not to wear.
21, the world is not much of a lady, can be loaded with loaded more.
22, if you do not give up, this life will not leave; if you do not like it, die aside.
23, when I have money, I will take my most annoying people to the best neurological hospital!
24, head up 45 ° just to not let the snot stay, head down 45 ° just to wipe the snot do not let people see.
25, look at the sky girl is lonely, look at the sky boy is looking for UFO!
27, I was on the side of the road, picked up a QB.
28, like me, no knowledge and no culture, can only do the boss's wife later!
29, it has been proved that feelings can withstand the wind and rain, but can not withstand the bland; friendship can withstand the bland, but can not withstand the wind and rain.
30, is the gold always have to shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I myself do not know which one is.
30 laughs classic quotes _ absolutely classic funny
1 , I have been urging my husband to exercise fitness, yesterday on a whim want to see the results of his workout, said: give me touch abs. Hubby took my hand to his stomach, said this is the abdomen; and then moved his hand down, said this is the chicken I was powerless to refute.
2, a lot of people say that the south and north of our country have huge differences, after personal experience, feel no difference, I can not find a girlfriend in the north, came to the south of the same did not find.
3, for God a few days ago quietly bought a bib last night to wear in front of her husband sexy results. He said: you wear this like Nezha, Nezha Nezha wool ah,
4, summer, a friend to the powder store to eat powder, get powder, he shouted: boss, please turn off the fan! The boss said: "It's so hot, what's the point of turning off the fan? I'm afraid that these slices of meat fly!
5 , eat in the restaurant, the waiter mopping the floor, the mop touched my newly purchased shoes, he apologized to me and said: handsome, sorry ah, trouble to collect the foot. Look at the newly bought shoes have been dirty, I said angrily: Are you blind? He listened and then changed his mind and said: ugly pussy, sorry ah, trouble to collect a foot.
6, finally know what is called no zuo no die. lz test bank practitioners, and the same as the test license subject one, computerized question and answer, on-site scores, the examination room discipline is very strict, not allowed to use cell phones and other extraneous supplies. This is the background, cut yesterday's examination, a sister handed over the volume, just over the score line, overjoyed, immediately took out his cell phone to take pictures, both ready to upload and then the results were canceled eliminated
7 , a fat girl jumped on the bridge to the river, passing by the public in the nick of time to pull her hand. I think we all guessed what happened later, due to too heavy, the good citizens also fell.
8, the niece of the love lost to tears, I comforted her: uncle is over, you have to believe that a love lost nothing, and will meet a better object. She sobbed and replied: you cheat! I said: I'm your uncle, lying to you for what. She sniffled: I mean you have never been in love, not even over!
9, the company met, I recently sales to the boss made a brief report. The boss said: you'd better say a little more detailed. So I pinched my throat and said again.
10, girlfriend's parents do not agree with us. Well, I love to play mahjong mother-in-law bought a mahjong machine, to love smoking father-in-law bought 10 Chinese, to the younger brother a notebook.
11, the company a strange colleague, very cherish their own bodies, do not smoke, do not drink, never eat outside the restaurant. Do your own cooking. Dishwashing for fear of pesticide residues, wholesale a box of two pots of head specializing in dishwashing. One year the company physical examination, his physical examination was found to be heavy alcohol fatty liver
12, everyone's values are not the same, some people think that iphone6 is very expensive, some people are not the same, they think that iphone6 is damn expensive crazy.
13, the morning office in the chat with a sales buddy said last night to accompany customers to find a girl, encountered a good also took. After taking a shower and removing makeup found Nima ugly. Another colleague asked how ugly with your daughter-in-law! Then the whole office stirred
14 , in fact, I do not like people always ask me in the end is important to me or important to work? Is it important to me or the game is important? Such a question. One is sometimes really busy, two is to do what is ultimately to be single-minded. It's like I can't take time out to kiss you when I'm pooping, do you have to say that shit is more important than you?
15 , wife previously said that after pregnancy to buy a doll I use, honestly heart is still very curious, and so pregnant after she also fulfill her promise. Your mother, a meter eight big bear.
16, after dinner and his wife had a big fight, his wife angry to go, I turned around and pulled open the door: dark outside the danger I do not worry, you do not go I go! Special men left home, all the way to stride: Nima, buddy three lack of one is waiting for me!
17 , I and my husband this argument is very intense! I sorted out their luggage, standing in the doorway, tearful looking at my husband, who knows he just sipped his beer, did not make a sound! I dragged my luggage in anger and slammed the door... I just went down a floor, my husband chased me out, I know he loves me and will not let me go! Hubby: help me bring down the beer bottles...
18, his wife does not like the taste of orange peel, smack break orange peel will stay in the hands of the flavor, so they created a non-stained flavor break orange trick, the steps are as follows: 1, take out the stalk of a tangerine. 2, break off the orange stalks. 3, tangerine stalks in the orange peel to pick a mouth, and then slowly pick off the rest of the skin. 4, no surprise, I will be in the steps of the time to look at the eyes of the 2 to help her break! good.
19, a successful man, have their own business, have a beautiful wife, there is a good brother, God Reply: you know the Water Margin, there is a buy baklava, have their own business, there is a beautiful wife, there is a good brother, but his last death is very tragic
20, a long time no contact with the old classmates in QQ asked me: in? See I did not respond for a long time, he said: do not worry, today is not to find you to borrow money. I am relieved: what is the matter? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to find a way to get the money back tomorrow.
21, now we have a very cold Northeast, I see Wang Chao work also wear broken jeans, leg hair frozen flint outside, very ugly, out of concern for subordinates of the leadership, I asked him: how do you not wear fall pants today? Wang Chao said: wear, I also cut holes in the position corresponding to the fall pants.
22, a man before the end of the decision to donate human organs, the doctor asked him to donate what he said a very bullish words: I'm going to donate my penis, even if I'm not there, but also to let it cool.
23, on the highway a little sleepy, two daughter-in-law just learn driving license that can be open to her on the side of the open I slept, not a moment of this two goods shook me awake and said husband, the brake is that side? I was instantly awake.
24, mom: young man, can you give me a seat? Young man: Auntie, you will dance square dance? Auntie glowing: of course, I'm a leading dance lad: then you stand it
25, a cab driver, pulled a person. The man said: master, remember to take that curve in front of ah. Driver: straight road. Passenger: curved road. Driver: straight road. Passenger: I said it was a curve. The driver was furious: I fucking say know, forcing chatter endless !!!!
26, as long as people rise to 25, 26 level, will receive the main task of life married. This task can be difficult, you first have to participate in a variety of activities, blind dates, dating. Then you can get the key props girlfriend, and then you have to take this girlfriend for a variety of team activities, so that the pro-density up to standard. Finally, you have to spend a lot of gold to buy various props, after these branch line tasks, there is a hidden task to buy a house and a car. After buying all of them, complete the marriage mission. The reward is a wife! After finishing, you also have to take your wife to fight small monsters, and then rewarded with a cute pet. This is even more annoying! Have to come up with more gold coins to buy medicine and take him to upgrade! Spend money to let him learn skills! Raise it for twenty years! Also have to watch out for a guy named Old Wang who's a professional hacker! Alas! The fear of the heart!
27 , Ma Yun and Wang Jianlin tea together when he received a phone call: I kidnapped your son, within half an hour to prepare 1 million in cash, or tear the ticket! Ma Yun a moment of panic, quickly asked Wang Jianlin: you have no body with 1 million change? Wang Jianlin was not happy: you when I am a beggar ah! Ma Yun said the situation, Wang Jianlin comfort him: do not worry! Perhaps my driver car there, I ask to see!
28, Pang Mai Lang picked up a lamp on the beach, rubbed a few times emerging from a genie said: young man, you saved me, I can meet any one of your wishes. Pangmailang thought for a moment and said: please shut up. Said Pommern continued to rub the lamp.
29 , yesterday the company's sales department came to a customer . Others told him to pay 12 million down payment. At this time he came a comrade I have a 200,000 note can be used to offset the down payment. At once the whole sales office of the people ............
30 , those who mocked the girls removed makeup can be Halloween boys, you take off their pants can be Children's Day.
30 very philosophical classic life quotes
1 Facing other people's time to touch is their lives, examining their own time to go deep into their souls.
2 Counting too much becomes a kind of detention, lost for too long becomes a kind of pain. Too much care will reduce the joy of life, look down on everything will be more life release.
3 A person becomes himself, that is to reach the peak of happiness.
4 The growth of each tree has to accept the sun, but also tolerate the wind and rain.
5 He who thinks he has wealth is in fact possessed by it.
6 There is a kind of edge, after letting go of the scenery. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. If you understand, I am close to heaven; if you don't understand, I will pass through.
7 No matter how many people you have loved, no matter how painful or happy you love, in the end, you are not learning how to fall in love, but learning how to love yourself.
8 Hurtful emotions are a waste of a short life and are really not necessary.
9 People who can envision for others are never lonely.
30 very philosophical classic life quotes
10 Plan does not change fast, change does not call fast, set goals to leave room for themselves and for others. But be sure to follow the plan implementation.
11 Remedy a mistake, and time has nothing to do with the initiative to seek a new start is never too late.
12 Smoking and drinking are not as terrible as they are portrayed, but you have to have the virtue of smoking and drinking.
13 Learn to express your thoughts correctly, starting with I want to practice, the more direct the better.
14 To leave the footprints of life, you must take one step at a time; to take the road less traveled in life, you must think twice.
15 How big is your heart, how big is your world, you just look forward to a nest every day, you are just like that.
16 The lack of money on the surface, the essence of the lack of concepts, the lack of fate is the choice, the lack of courage in the bones, the lack of knowledge in the stomach, the lack of perseverance in the cause, the lack of action is to change!
17 years old, you will be very easy to release some things, forgive a person, lazy to calculate, do not care about anger, a lot of words want to say are buried in the heart. On the other hand, the moderate naivety, impulsiveness, say stupid things, guilty of stupidity, is precisely the most powerful proof that you are still young. Never be harsh on your own growth, growth is a natural thing, sometimes forgive yourself more important than forgiving others.
18 Life needs a little spirit of adventure, otherwise you can not seize the high ground; life needs a little sense of risk, so as to effectively protect themselves.
19 Vanity is the patent of women, you do not want to be vain, as a man that is very shameful.
20 Hurt can sharpen your mind, deceived can grow your knowledge, abandoned will teach you the skills of self-reliance, criticized can help grow your wisdom.
21 Don't deliberately try to guess what others are thinking; if you don't have the wisdom and experience to judge correctly, you will usually be wrong.
22 A good sport is healthy, a good thinker is wise, a good helper is happy, a good reader is knowledgeable, a good traveler is happy, and a good seeker is successful.
23 You can be nothing, but never nothing.
24 We do live a difficult life, one to bear all kinds of external pressure, but also to face their own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone to you to cast a glance of understanding, you will feel a kind of life warmth, perhaps only a brief glimpse, it is enough to make me feel excited.
25 The greatest asset of an individual is health, the most important content of health is the body, the most critical part of the body is the mind, the mind is the most valuable thing is thought.
26 You have to tolerate those who have different opinions with you, this way the day is better. If you keep trying to change him, then you will be very painful. You have to learn how to tolerate him. The first thing you need to do is to learn how to tolerate him.
27 Don't always feel slighted, ask yourself if you have any weight.
28 There is only one road that cannot be chosen that is the road of abandonment; there is only one road that cannot be rejected that is the road of growth. You want more than others, you must pay more than others.
29 Give up anyone can, never give up yourself!
30 The roots of life include not only all the answers we get, but also all the questions we ask.
30 Love Classic Quotes
1. Let what really belongs to you, ultimately belong to you.
2, the end of the road, there is still a road, as long as you are willing to go; sometimes, it seems that there is no road, in fact, it is time for you to turn the corner!
3, 3 love is actually a habit, you are accustomed to life with him, he is accustomed to life with you. When you have it, you don't feel anything, and once you lose it, it's as if you've lost everything.
4, life every walk to, are required to pay the price. I got some of what I want, lost some of what I do not want to lose. But this world of beings, who is not so?
5, have missed, there will be a new encounter. Karma is, not too early, not too late, just right.
6. If nothing happens, it turns out to be the best revenge. Why bother to prove anything to the unworthy, live better, is for yourself.
7, the biggest benefit of maturity is: before not get, now do not want.
8, in this city, I believe there must be that one person, thinking of the same thing, with a similar frequency, in a station lonely exit, arranged to meet me
9, even if it is a small a thorn in your body, but also more than anything in the world pain.
10, because of the bland, our love will sometimes swim away from the original cozy harbor; because of curiosity, our trip will be at a crossroads inadvertently turn, in the moment you intend to turn around, you will hear behind the love in a low voice crying.
11, you always like to put things off until the next day, you can not always be so delayed, one day, you will have a lot of things to do, the rest of your life is not enough for you.
12, can save you, can only be your own, do not have to be entangled in the outside world of judgment, do not have to fall into the eyes of others, do not have to distort themselves in order to please the world.
13. If we can love bravely, forgive bravely, be generous enough to be happy because of the happiness of others, and be wise enough to know that we are surrounded by enough love, then we complete the wholeness that other beings have never known.
14. There is a single path in the world that no one but you can take. Where does it lead? Don't ask, just go. When a man does not know where his path leads him, he has climbed higher than ever.
15, time did not wait for me, you forgot to take me away, we are so lost in the strange wind and rain, from now on, the two sides of the world, the two forget.
16, many times, we live too tired, the reason is just three words: can not let go. Can't put away from the people, can't put away once things, can't put away the loss of things; can't put away a section of time, can't put away a memory; can't put away the success or failure, can't put away the honor / humiliation, can't put away not belong to their own everything. After years of rendering, the sea of people floating, we know, put down will be easy, put down to free, the first to release the most happy people.
17, if I am one of your teardrops, I will fall to your lips, long stationed in your heart; if you are one of my teardrops, I will not cry for the rest of my life, because I'm afraid of losing you
18, only now do I understand, the original a person can be sad to, no emotions, no words, no expression.
19, there will always be countless brushes in life, not every encounter can be condensed into mutual respect, not every invitation can be transformed into mutual knowledge. A lifetime so long, life in so many variables, sometimes you think will always accompany you down the person, actually can only accompany you for a period of time. Fortunately, we will always have a little bit of luxury for forever, not to miss the next time love comes.
20, the sky is in love with the earth, but is too far from the earth. So, whenever the sky wants the earth, it will rain
21, when you can read, you read is; when you can do things, you do is; when you can fall in love, you then go to love; when you can get married, you then go to get married. When the environment does not allow it, you can not force it; when the time comes, you can not give up. This is the philosophy of life that a person should have.
22, I do not think too much about the future, because the future is produced by the present. If we can take care of the present, then we are taking care of the future. The future will not come for no reason, it will come out of this moment, and the next moment will come out of this moment. If this moment is beautiful and peaceful and joyful, then the next moment will be even more peaceful and joyful.
23. If I can't help but ask one day, you must lie to me, even if you have a heart of how unwilling, don't tell me that your favorite person is not me.
24, even if, in front of this man, a thousand good, ten thousand good, everywhere is the advantage, he does not love you, this shortcomings, you can never change.
25, love is like a luxurious feast, every dress, the result is always full of cups of wolf. And the next feast comes, but still have to dress up again
26, and then do not love me, I will be old.
27, I have been looking for that kind of feeling, that kind of feeling in the cold days, holding up a pair of warm hands, down-to-earth forward.
28, love is like picking fruit, picking too early, the fruit is not ripe, and bitter and astringent, difficult to swallow; pick too late, the fruit has been completely ripe, either slipped off the branch, or has been occupied by others. Picking fruit at the right time is both a kind of wisdom and a kind of fate. People in this life, to pick a fruit is not easy, can be in the fruit of the most beautiful time in the palm of your hand, purely a creation.
29, only hope, no matter three years, five years, or ten years later. One day, we meet, can still recognize, you shouted, I want to die you. At that moment, I will be in tears.
30, love a person, the eyes will only have her (him), the heart is loaded with her (him), how will it move for others? What distance, what loneliness, what temptation, what helplessness, what impulse. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you'll be able to get your hands on some of them.