Of course, our classmates from Yang Yuhuan not only lost at the starting line in terms of age, but also couldn't pick up any advantage in terms of appearance. We might as well dig up the old accounts of the other three beauties and realize that they came from civilian families after all, while ours is unabashedly white. Her old father, Yang Xuanxuan, worked as an official in Zhou Shu and was a seventh-ranking official. As for the old ancestors, it was even worse. There were at least eight generations, all of whom were high-ranking bureaucrats in the imperial court at the time. It was reasonable to say that with a prominent family background, it should be cheaper to choose a beautiful woman. But the common people with voting machines don't eat this.
But despite our age and family background, our Sister Yuhuan's path to the top was rather awkward. As it turns out, she was the first princess of the long-lived King Li Mao, and Ben had long been ready to kill in bed. At the time, I didn't think about my father-in-law, Tang Xuanzong Li Longji. Somehow, I was moved to start a beauty contest. It was just a beauty pageant with a unique rule: there was no threshold. That is to say, regardless of your ethnicity, skin color, political background, marital status or even gender, as soon as you enter the emperor's eyes, a green channel is immediately opened and you are directly air-conditioned into the palace. Needless to say, our sister Yuhuan, a natural beauty, was pestered by the eunuch. As a result, this beautiful woman climbed out of the hot comforter, was wrapped in a brocade quilt, and was sent directly to another big bed in a hurry.
Not to mention Zhaojun, for the sake of the long-lasting peace and stability of the two countries' diplomatic relations, they will eventually lose their slim bodies and be thrown into the desolate and barbaric land. Even if the story of Shi and Throwing Sims in bed to do their best to charm Fu Cha and Dong Zhuo, can hardly be said to be honorable, but it can also be said that the sacrifice of life for the sake of justice, shoulder for the country for the people's temperament. As for Yuhuan's younger sister, with her impressive appearance, she jumped on the bed of Li's father and son, making waves in the harem and causing a lot of trouble, and her reputation was naturally no better than that of her predecessors. Such several factors, a mix, Yang Yuhuan naturally ranked after the four great beauties, settled at ease.
While not as good as several sisters, Yang Yuhuan should have no problem sitting firmly on the throne of the first beauty of the Tang Dynasty. For example, Bai Juyi, the head of the Lotte School, said the romantic poet Du Mu was born with a good skin. Even though he was used to romantic scenes, he couldn't help exclaiming that there were a hundred spells if she just turned her head and smiled, and even Du Fu, a bitter poet in and out of the six palaces of powder and paint turned to nothing, sighed with bright eyes and white teeth when he opened an old photo of Yang Yuhuan's personal space. Of course, Li Taibai, the Tang Dynasty literary leader, had a once-in-a-lifetime love affair with Yang Yuhuan, and the throbbing of his heart couldn't be stopped after all. On FaceBook, Twitter and other social networks of international caliber, he even made a disgusting analogy.
But nowadays, Sister Yuhuan is often mentioned, not because she is so stunning, but because she is responsible for being fat. Nowadays, some women who can't lose weight or are still on the road to fatness are always bringing up Sister Yuhuan when they are teased by others about their bad luck. It is true that the Tang Dynasty generally honored the round and plump body of women, but our Yuhuan classmate is ridiculously fat. Of course, because I was fat, I ended up getting sick. Li Bai, who always likes to pat Yang on the back and doesn't understand women's hearts, wrote on Facebook, "E
Who is Zhao? She was the thinnest woman in the Han Dynasty. The allusion to being as light as a swallow comes from the people of Iraq. To talk about thin people in front of fat people is not a pot calling the kettle black. So Yuhuan threw in the towel and ran to his old bed buddy Li Longji and told him that Li Bai was too ignorant. He compares himself to Zhao, who is nobody but an unknown vice slut with skin. Isn't this insinuating that you, Emperor, are dim and ignorant? After such a stir, Li Bai finally drew a line, and when he was leaving, he played a scholarly temper, huffing and puffing and threw out a sentence, oops, how can I solemnly grovel to those high officials who never suffer. From then on, Yuhuan Taibai was a passer-by.
Since they are fat, they can't hide the fact that others are thin. Although Zhao is thin and beautiful, but also the former dynasty forces, Yuhuan just sulked. But if it is the same age, I am afraid that small shoes are inevitable. For example, Princess Mei is one of the affected countries. According to the Song Dynasty Mei Fei biography, Mei Fei, real name Jiang Cai Ping, Fujian Putian people. Legend has it that Tang Xuanzong's talent scout, Gao Li Shi, was stunned when he met Jiang Cai Ping in Fujian Race. She was then brought back to the palace and offered to Emperor Tang Xuanzong with a request for a good gift. Our Jiang Cai Ping is not only beautiful, gentle and elegant, but also from the south and petite. On top of that, she prefers the elegant plum blossoms and sometimes recites poetry. With such an innocent girl's literary style, capturing the heart of Tang Xuanzong was naturally not a problem. Tang Xuanzong in order to win the hearts of the beauties, gave her an elegant name, Mei Fei, and take good care of the environment of the harem, for the beauties planted a plum forest. Spring cold, plum blossoms in full bloom, Tang Xuanzong always pack his clothes, invited his lover to come here, enjoy the flowers and poetry, overflowing with a pool of literary tunes.
It is interesting that such a vegetative and noble literary young woman was very disgusted by Yang Yuhuan, her bedside schoolmate. Of course, Yang Yuhuan's classmate is not a light, so he threw in the towel, and for a time the palace was in a state of incompatibility. As mentioned earlier, Yang Yuhuan was born white, her cultural literacy is not inferior. In addition, she is proficient in music and rhythm, can sing and dance, good at playing the pipa. At this time, Li Longji, who was nearing his twilight years, spent his days drinking coffee with Princess Mei and watching the flowers blossom and fall, and inevitably, his late days appeared bland in his literary tone. However, Yang Yuhuan's vigor made Li Longji find a second spring in his later years. What man is not a dream when an old tree blossoms, and in the end, the old man could not stop.
When you meet the right person at the right time, Yang Yuhuan is naturally proud. On the other side of the lever, Princess Mei is becoming weaker and weaker. To ease her depression, Princess Mei wrote insinuations in her microblog, "Fat maid is pretentious." With others already scarred and this one still a love rival, sister Yuhuan finally got angry. So our Yang Yuhuan, fat and shaking, runs to Tang Xuanzong's bed in front of Hu Yajie, a rich Beijing girl, and throws out a multiple choice question: consort Mei or Yuhuan, with her or without me! Is it unreasonable? Tang Xuanzong sank down and said: My pants are off. Please show me this.
Faced with the unforgiving Yuhuan, Tang Xuanzong finally assumed the majesty of an emperor and put down his harsh words. Does your mom know you're fooling around? And our Yuhuan, being stubborn, actually rolled up her bed and went back to her mother's house. This round, it seems that Princess Mei has won. But a woman's chance of winning is, after all, a man's call. Li Longji, an old man, experienced the rich breasts and fat buttocks of Yuhuan's sister, but he was no longer interested in Princess Mei's skinny airport. Every night, he would always think of Yuhuan's proud breast-pushing posture. After a few such lonely nights, Li Longji finally couldn't hold back and sent Yuhuan a weibo message: take off your pants, you can put them on, but if they fall off, your legs will be cold. Needless to say, Yuhuan returned triumphantly, while Princess Mei was naturally sent to the Cold Palace and became a completely lonely woman, Wenqing.
Finally, gossip about the legend of Yuhuan's shy flower. Legend has it that when a beautiful woman first entered the palace, she found the time when the breeze was blowing, and invited a few courtesans to enjoy the flowers in the palace garden. Yaxing between, accidentally touched the side of the flowers and plants, but the flowers and plants as if invited, put away the blooming flowers. The palace maids looked at the situation, smiled at each other, and gathered around the emperor to kowtow to the new redhead, praising the beauty of the jade ring. Even when they saw the flowers and plants, they felt ashamed and couldn't raise their heads. In the meantime a clever one simply tweeted, so it has been passed down to this day.
But flowers can really get through the aura, and when you meet a beautiful woman, you are ashamed of your beauty. But if you think carefully about the flavor, you will find that there is actually another clue. It turns out that Yang Yuhuan is already fat, and the more fat you get, the more fat you get, and the fox odor is inevitable. The pollen baths were just the thing to reduce the effects of the fox odor. So in many literary works, our sister Yuhuan is either taking a bath or on her way to take a bath. So the situation was roughly like this: Yuhuan invited her friends to enjoy the flowers in the palace, they were in high spirits, naturally slightly hot, and felt sweaty underarms. Suddenly the wind picked up and rushed towards the flowers. Most of the palace flowers are delicate, and suddenly the palace smells fishy and can't stand the toss. Thank you all. So, the so-called shy flowers, in fact, this flower is smoked to death, right?