Single is comprehension, love is a mistake, break up is awareness, marriage is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is obsession, no lover is a waste, more lovers are animals. 4、Think of your smile when you get up, smell your flavor when you wash your face, and you are my need before going to bed. Really can't leave you, my dear - toilet! 6, Mrs. go out to follow, Mrs. order to obey, Mrs. wrong to blindly follow; Mrs. make-up to wait for, Mrs. birthday to remember, Mrs. spend money to be willing, Mrs. scolding to endure. 7, baby baby I love you, like a mouse loves rice, you are the phoenix in the sky fly ah fly, I am the jackal on the ground to chase ah chase, I do not hit you also do not scold you, I use feelings to torture you. 8, Buddha said: the previous life of the five hundred times to look back, in exchange for this life's rubbing shoulders. If it really is, I would like to use ten thousand times to exchange with your encounter, can tell you: "so want to love you". 9, if you are a fish, then I am the hook I want to fish you; if you are a small mountain, then I am the mountain side of the river I want to go around you; if you are a piece of bread, then I am a bowl of mutton soup I want to soak you. 10, wish you: a high position of power and responsibility light, more money, less things close to home, daily sleep until dawn, wages to hand cramps, under the spending of money you receive gifts, others overtime you get a raise! 11, love a person is in pull through the phone, suddenly do not know what to say, the original just want to listen to the familiar voice, the original really want to pull through just since the bottom of the heart of a string. 12, your eyes blink, I will die, your eyes and then blink, I will come to life, your eyes keep blinking back and forth, so I will live and die! 13, five hundred years ago, you are our family's long laborer, that day I peeped at the window to see you chopping wood posture, I like you, you can not blame me for not telling you at that time! Because there was no short message at that time! 14、Want you want you want you want you so much, find a painter to paint you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you. 15, you you this little goblin, make me in your love poison but delayed to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Save me! The way is simple: give me your love! 16, stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love; we? 17, I've always wanted to say that three words to you, but you know the weight of it, I'm afraid that once said we can not even do friends. But I can't control my feelings, gather courage to say to you: get up 18, you are the wind I'm stupid, you are Hami I'm melon, you are toothpaste I'm a brush, you don't love me I'll kill myself, I have a poem without a name, no one in the world, only fools and I know that the fools are looking at this poem. 19, I wish you to get rich on the Wanbao Road, career on the Red Pagoda Mountain, lover race over the Ashima, wealth throughout Greater China. 20, Valentine's Day wish: to be a wombat, lying on a large eucalyptus tree, I am a wombat, and you are a eucalyptus tree, amen! A lifetime of sticking to you, loving you, needing you!!!! 21、You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig. 22、The first time I saw you, I fell in love with you, and then I saw you again. All day long, want to get the heart. Taking great pains, want to get hypnotized. Do you heart, do not understand my heart, so hate heart, make me sad! The more you kiss the more sad 7 23, men outside to raise a woman called "golden house hidden treasure". Women outside to raise men called "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon". 24, long ugly is not your fault, you also come out to scare people. You are your fault! 25, you handsome, you handsome, you the world's most handsome, head a nest of cabbages, wearing a sack, waist wrapped in a kelp, you think you are the East is undefeated, in fact, you are the second generation of the God of bad luck. 26, I hope: leadership along with you, the car let you, money stick to you, the court favor you, official luck with you, the school by you, real estate casually you, lovers love you! 27, you are the phoenix in the sky, I am the hungry wolf underground; you are the crow in the sky, I am the toad underground; you fly in the sky splitting, I chased down to the mouth water drip drip ...... 28、You are the most beautiful in my eyes, every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, only people who love each other can best appreciate. 29, the end of the world where there is no square grass, to find don't find in the unit. Originally the number is not much, not to mention the quality is not good! 30, women change the phone, because there are colleagues in the company changed the new phone: men change the phone, is nothing more than to feel this life change wife has no hope. 31, mud is the nest of the mouth short! Mud is the dreamland of the nest! Nest melancholy look at mud! I want to say to the mud, nest short mud! (Please read aloud in ascending and descending tones.) 32, I love the person who has a master, love me is unbearable, either in the debauchery of the bad, or in the silence of the perversion. 33, husband husband I love you, like the old farmer planted rice, carefully serve you, wait for you slowly become rice, love you want you to eat you, I will start planting rice again. Husband husband I love you, I don't beat you, I don't scold you, I use my love knife to carve you to death. 34, you are the tree, I am the vine, I wind you; you are the lamp, I am the oil, I consume you; you are the cake, I am the pot, I brand you; you are the tea, I am the water, I soak you. 35, many nights, you gently snuggle in my body, with delicate hands touching the delicate places on my body, sucking my precious body fluids, before you are willing to let go of the mouth. Alas! This damn mosquitoes! 36, love you ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you five thousand years, hopeless! Love you a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you a hundred years, too long! Love you 70 years in succession, as long as the body is healthy, is my strong point! 37, I to infatuation, waiting for your heart, the sea will not die, don't call me sad, you are my sweetheart, which represents my true heart, I hope to win your iron heart, I wish to be happy, dead heartless! 38, you really people see people love, car see car, coffin see open lid. 39, want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; want to give you comfort, but I have not learned; want to give you kneel, but the ring is still in the safe; can only send a text message to chase you, I hope we never blow. 40, there is no desert in the world, I think of you every time, God will fall a grain of sand, from then on there is the Sahara! 41, people in the classroom heart outside, reading as love. The teacher asked why? For the next generation of children and grandchildren. 42, do not pursue me, I want to tell you: "the Yangtze River waves push the front wave, the front wave died on the beach. The latter wave continues to move forward, will also die on the beach." Die heartedly! 43, see your name excited; hear your voice heartbeat; three times to ask you to go out; afraid of their own recklessness; eek! ... not moving a muscle when I see you. 44, Dear, I want to say to you: ....... I sincerely wish our great motherland prosperity, cross-strait unification, early realization of the four modernizations!!!! 45, beauty beauty I love you, like a mouse loves rice, you are my bread when I am hungry, you are my fruit knife when I kill myself, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life! 46, Valentine's Day, I would like to be a fish, let you braised, white boiled, steamed, and then lie in your gentle stomach. 47, a plum in the mountains, in the end you love who. I want to go with you, no one can stop. I'm so mad that I'll be yellow after I'm done with you. I'm just so cool. 48, our feelings, under the guidance of the party's series of correct guidelines and policies in the party's cordial care, in the leadership of the personal inquiry, a year is along the healthy road to flourish! 49, have you, every day is Valentine's Day! Have me, I when every day is Labor Day! We two together every day will be carnival. 50, want roses? I don't want to give you! Want to eat chocolate? I crave you! Want me to kiss you? You're so beautiful! Oh - new love, don't be angry, I just want to tease you!
51, your past I was too late to participate, your future I will not miss! Sincerity, and you know each other; between the spirit, and you are accompanied by the night and day. 52, know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: want you, B: very much want you, C: very much want you, D: do not want you can not, E: all of the above. 53, love plus love is equal to the very love, love minus love is equal to the starting point of love, love multiplied by love is equal to infinite love, love in addition to love is equal to the only love. Perhaps for you, my appearance is only 100 + 1 = 101 in your life. but for me, your appearance in my life is 0 + 1 = 1 equation. 54, love is the heart's yearning, is the feeling of the **** song, is the collision of inspiration, is the flash of electricity, is the sweet agar, is the intoxicating pure wine. Wish you a happy Valentine's Day! 55, see you, I'm afraid of electrocution; can't see you, I need to recharge; if there is no you, I think I'll be out of power. 56, I want to be your cell phone, put in your arms, hold in your hands, look in your eyes, remember in your heart! 57, there is no desert in the world, I think of you every time, God will fall a grain of sand, from then on there is the Sahara! The world would have no sea, just because I think of you every time, God dropped a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean. 58, love you, but to have no desire, so difficult! Love you, but to sneak, so tired! Love you, but let yourself heart broken, so miserable! But even willingly, so stupid! 59, the fish said to the water: you can not see my tears, because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears, because you are in my heart. 60, in the wrong time to meet the right person, is a heartbreak; in the right time to meet the wrong person, is a sigh; in the right time to meet the right person, is a lifetime of happiness. 61, the old road to the west wind thin horse, the sun sets in the west, broken hearted people waiting for your phone! 62, Valentine's Day, I would like to do a fish, let you braised, white boiled, steamed, and then lie in your gentle stomach. 63, the thoughts of you are too heavy, pressure off the phone line, burned the phone card, pull out all the wallet bag, eat all the sleeping pills, hey! But I still miss you. 64, my love for you as the river flows unceasingly, such as the Yellow River flooding a hair can not be collected, and then as the sunset brilliant! I miss you love you! I can't live without you, I must have you! 65, I want to send you roses but the price is too expensive, I want to give you comfort but I haven't learned, I want to give you a knee but the ring is still in the safe, I can only send a text message to chase you, I hope we never blow. 66, you seem to me on the body of the lice, without you, I am not comfortable. 67, sentient beings, every day is the festival. A sentence of warmth and cold, a line of clamor; a word of advice, a note to each other; a love, a heart to look forward to; a love, a lifetime of love. 68, dear husband remember: if married husband in Valentine's Day does not send flowers to his wife, the wife will be at home in a vase inserted a handful of green vegetables.