Cai Ming: Lao Bi Lao Bi, Lao Bi Lao Bi, Lao Bi shut up.
Li Yong: the last one to speak is not Lao Bi, auntie, good New Year, tell us about your retirement life is still accustomed to?
Cai Ming: Are you used to having a shorter face?
Li Yong: How can you say that?
Bi Fujian: You don't know how to ask a question, speak scientifically, you have to ask this way. Auntie, happy retirement! Auntie ah!
Cai Ming: Who do you call auntie? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it!
Zhu Jun: Alas, look, look at you two, touched the nail, right? Really can not speak you, (Lao Bi: that you ask) did not hear it, the other aunts are not willing to mention the matter of retirement! (Li Yong: you come to come, you come to come) Auntie ah, I know that you were working when ah for the cause of a lot of sweat, that you think. ......
Cai Ming: Don't be melodramatic, I can't cry!
Zhu Jun: Let me cry, this this . ......
Cai Ming: Okay, okay, go down, this is my place
Li Yong: This is a public **** place ah!
Zhu Jun: We've been here for years!
Li Yong:Yes!
Cai Ming: Okay, okay, the ugly ones can stay.
Cai Ming: I still can't cure you guys? Cut. ...... male dragon set (Mu Xuefeng): baby, baby, you do not angry
female dragon set (high sparkling): you do not follow me
male dragon set: ouch, baby, I beg you, you do not angry
female dragon set: ouch, you do not follow me
male dragon set: Aiya, baby, I swear, I love you only in my life, good ......
Cai Ming: Hey, hey, hey, go home and get tired of it
Male dragonet: Hey, we are talking here, what's in your way?
Cai Ming: Of course it's in my way
Male dragonet: I'm in your way today! I'm in your way! I'm in your way! I'm in your way!
Cai Ming: Hear that, girl?
Female dragonet: You have heavy tastes!
Male Dragonet:I didn't mean ......
(Another male Dragonet Liu Chang came on)
Male Dragonet:Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha zee... ...... (actually Cai Ming made the sound)
(The male dragonet leaves the stage in embarrassment)
Cai Ming: It's finally quiet! LOL!
(Pan Changjiang comes out)
Cai Ming: Hey, hey, hey, hey, that kid!
Pan Changjiang: Are you calling me?
Cai Ming: Huo, this kid looks really old
Pan Changjiang; Er ...... I'm an adult
Cai Ming: Adult disaster na! What do you want here?
Pan Changjiang: I'm practicing the national standard
Cai Ming: National standard? You look like a mouse!
Cai Ming: I'm afraid of chaos, I want to be quiet (Pan Changjiang heard "close to close")
Pan Changjiang: What do you mean, we've never met before, the first time we met, and you want to be close to me?
Cai Ming: "It's quiet," she said! The first time I saw you, I was so happy to see you, I was so happy to see you, I was so happy! You are a miniature person, but your heart is still obscene!
(The audience laughed and applauded)
Pan Changjiang: (pointing at Cai Ming) A good man doesn't fight with a woman! (Turns on his portable tape recorder again and continues to dance)
(Pan Changjiang dances for a few seconds, but is surprised by Cai Ming, who turns off the tape recorder)
Pan Changjiang: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... can you stand up?
Cai Ming: Who says I can't stand up?
Pan Changjiang: Then why are you in a wheelchair?
Cai Ming: I'm willing! I'm dizzy standing up! Ah, I'm dizzy.
Pan Changjiang: you dizzy, you can go home ah
Cai Ming: too cold.
Pan Changjiang: too cold to go to a lively place to sit!
Cai Ming: I'm tired of it.
Pan Changjiang: You're an old woman who is harder to serve than Cixi!
Cai Ming: Have you ever served Cixi?
Pan Zhangjiang: Ah, who has served Cixi ah! Hey, big sister, so ah I have to grab here to practice ten minutes.
Cai Ming: No.
Pan Changjiang: Because I have an appointment with my partner to meet here in ten minutes.
Cai Ming: You're the only one with a partner! You're the only one who has a partner, right?
Pan Changjiang: seven, seven old ladies every day chasing me behind the back of the strong request to dance with me as a partner, I do not want to, that one of the long, snow white, snow white, like a princess
Cai Ming: seven snow white princess (Pan Changjiang: ah) and a dwarf (audience applauded), or a fairy tale!
Pan Changjiang: look down on me, is not it? You see me down this action ah! A da da , two da da , three da da , four da , alas, you see? This action, the popular community gyro dance steps, I invented, my stage name is called small gyro! （
Cai Ming: No wonder I want to whip you so badly!
Cai Ming: I said small carrot
Pan Changjiang: what small carrot ah
Cai Ming: small screw?
Pan Changjiang: What little screw ah, little Tuo ......
Cai Ming: I know! Little ostrich! (Live applause)
Cai Ming: This is my place, you can't jump here!
Pan Changjiang: Why are you so overbearing, you old lady? According to you this is all my territory! (Angry)
Cai Ming: Your turf?
Pan Changjiang: Ah!
Cai Ming: You left a mark under this pole? (Applause)
Pan Changjiang: You, me, I'm practicing here today, so what? Hey, I don't believe in that!
Pan Changjiang (clearing his throat, singing): mountain top on the follow along;
Cai Ming (mess, the following are mess singing): sister opposite singing a sweet song.
Pan Changjiang (sung): day and night on you and my love
Cai Ming (sung): sister when will you let me through you ah your river.
Pan Zhangjiang: I beg you, can you not make trouble?
Cai Ming: Okay, okay.
Pan Changjiang (sung): mountain top on the follow up, sister opposite singing a sweet ...... (audience applauded)
Pan Changjiang: ah finished finished, this high song I practiced for half a year, let you a sentence to me high to the river can not climb up!
Pan Changjiang: Hey, you old lady (Cai Ming extended palm), what do you mean, you still want to hit me ah?
Cai Ming: I mean you only have five minutes left.
Pan Changjiang: Alas, alas, is not it. （
Pan Changjiang: Look, this is my grandson.
Cai Ming: He looks just like you. （
Pan Changjiang: My grandson asked me to buy him a rag doll so that he could play with you for a while, and then I practiced for a while, and you didn't make any trouble.
Cai Ming: Let's watch grandpa dance, OK?
Ragdoll (Cai Ming's imitation of a ragdoll's voice, hereafter): Yes!
Pan Changjiang: hey hey hey hey hey hey
Pan Changjiang: one da da, two da da, three da da
Ragdoll: huh huh huh huh huh huh huh ......
Pan Changjiang: what are you laughing at?
Cai Ming: I didn't laugh, he did, don't laugh, ah! Hey, hey, hey, hey ...... grandpa dancing dancing how nice it!
Ragdoll: vomit vomit!
Cai Ming: This child is really naughty, I said he ah! Ah, grandpa is waiting for his dance partner, or you can be his partner, okay?
Ragdoll: I want to go to shit (death)!
Cai Ming: What's wrong with this kid, what's going on? Uh , well, well, well ...... not to not to grandpa as a dance partner! Inappropriate, inappropriate, okay
Ragdoll: Uh-huh, uh ah ah ah ah ah, oh oh
Cai Ming: oh oh oh oh, (to Pan Changjiang) you see the child to the aggrieved! I'm kindly taking a doll to play with you for a while, and I'm practicing for a while, but you two are united to play with me, aren't you! (Angry)
Cai Ming: You still don't let people talk? Your dance is disgusting, it's disgusting, it's disgusting, it's disgusting!
Ragdoll: It's disgusting!
Pan Changjiang: this old lady talking mouth enough damage ah! She's all alone!
Cai Ming: You're not single too!
Pan Changjiang: How do you know?
Cai Ming: Look at the looks.
Pan Changjiang: hey, hey, on my looks, but also, but also ......
Cai Ming: seven Snow White and a dwarf, that's not a fairy tale that's a horror movie (aggravated tone)!
(Pan Changjiang's cell phone rings)
Pan Changjiang: Haha! My dance partner called me! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! My dance partner, where are you? Do you want me to pick you up?
Pan Zhangjiang: Ah? You're not coming? No, why don't you come? You decided to be Old Zhangtou's partner, as we agreed? No, say good things how can you say ...... Oh line, it's okay, do not have to consider me, good, I wish you success in cooperation! Good
Pan Changjiang (hung up the phone): this said good thing how to say change on the change it? (Taking off his wig to show his gray hair)
Cai Ming: How old are you? (Surprised)
Pan Changjiang: I, this year is still small, only 70.
Cai Ming: you are rare, you ......
Pan Changjiang: hello hello! (call) Lao Wang big brother, I, small gyroscope, hey, Lao Wang big brother, your thousand hands Guanyin still lack of people? I'm going to go, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!
Cai Ming: I'll go!
Pan Changjiang: Oh, it's just a matter of swinging your arm and shaking your hand. I can stand at the last one to shake my arms
Cai Ming: Can I still see you then?
Pan Changjiang: If you want to believe me, put me on the first one.
Cai Ming: That would be a thousand-handed centipede!
Pan Changjiang: No, the old Wang brother really can not is not it, that's fine, then your stilts team is still short of people?
Cai Ming: Stilts?
Pan Changjiang: Great! I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!
Cai Ming: Holy shit!
Pan Changjiang: Aiya, not just on stilts, you tell me how high, ah, two meters four ah? （
Cai Ming: Oh my God, is that a potato on a bamboo pole? I said, you are old! What are you still doing?
Pan Changjiang: Life is movement!
Cai Ming: Wrong! Life is still! Look at that bastard, how many years has he lived there without moving?
Pan Changjiang: Don't look at him, look at me!
Cai Ming: I'd rather look at the bastard!
Pan Changjiang: I used to be a sick man! It is because of square dancing after this body is good. Big sister, you're called retirement syndrome! The heart wilts and the body wilts, the less you stand the more you can't stand up! You have to be grounded, you have to work on the ground a lot, the more you work, the healthier you get!
Cai Ming: The more you grind, the shorter you get, right?
Pan Changjiang: I simply have no way to communicate with you!
Cai Ming: All right, all right! Go home! There's no one to take you out today!
Pan Changjiang: Yes, no one to take me, ah ah heh, ah, ah, who said no one to take me to play, look, look, the national standard dance team Zhao captain personally give me a phone call! Hey, can you see it? This has a display ......
Cai Ming: You have to be more than just a person to hang up!
Pan Changjiang (answering the phone): Ah, hello! Sister Zhao, hey hey hey, you call me is our dance team finally want me? Ah, no way, no, that, that, you are giving me three months to find a dance partner, but those seven old ladies who are dead set on not wanting to dance with me! What's wrong with that? No, Sister Zhao, just let me go. I can help you with the clothes and order lunch! Of course I'll pay for it! No, Sister Zhao, wait for me at home. I'll be right there. Let's work it out. Oh, you're not home? I'll be right there. Let's talk it over.
Cai Ming: Hey, I have a temper!
Pan Changjiang: No, Ms. Zhao, I beg you, listen to me, let's, that, hello ...... hey ......
Cai Ming: (grabbed the phone) Ms. Zhao, you're a bit of a bully, right? Ah, who I am is not important, are a thousand years of fox you give me to play what chatting ah! Doesn't he just want to dance? Then I tell you, he has a partner. Yes, I'm his partner! What? You want us to come over now? We're not coming! (slamming his cell phone)
Pan Changjiang: Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, this seems to be my cell phone yeah! Not ......
Cai Ming: you come over (Pan Changjiang: ah) I tell you small pineapple!
Pan Changjiang: small gyro.
Cai Ming: It's changed from now on! （
Pan Changjiang: I've been wanting to change it for a long time!
Cai Ming: I told you little slippers!
Pan Changjiang: What am I called?
Cai Ming: I'll call you whatever comes to mind!
Pan Changjiang: I'll listen to you!
Cai Ming: Listen to me, little camel! (Right hand on Pan's left shoulder)
Pan Changjiang: Oh my god! This is the first time I've ever seen a camel in my life! Hey big sister, why are you standing up?
Cai Ming: You're standing up like you're not standing up, and I'm standing up, so what's the reason for me not to stand up? (Applause)
Pan Changjiang: No, how many people are standing up?
Cai Ming: Listen to me, from now on, I am your partner!
Pan Changjiang: Really? (claps hands)
Cai Ming: Really! I've even thought of my stage name, which will be ...... Little Gyro!
Pan Changjiang: Hey, then, what am I called?
Cai Ming: You're still called a little motorcycle ah!
Pan Changjiang: I changed the car again, line ah car on the car it (push away the wheelchair, the staff pick up) dance partner next ......
Cai Ming: Spin it, the small bewildered!
Pan Changjiang: I'm completely crazy me!
(A large number of dancers came on the stage, followed by Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang, and the background was lowered)
Pan Changjiang (sang): mountain top Just follow along There is nothing to stop the future
Cai Ming (sang): day and night Just you and my love There is nothing to stop the future
Collaboration (sung): Iyi Iyi;, you're not there, I'm not there. Come together, friends, come together, come together!