Coax people happy words selection:
1, in the pool, the ant is swimming elephant said, you come up, the ant said to the elephant you can go down, the elephant angry, asked what you want to do? The ant said I see you wear my swim trunks did not?
2, this era: get a house, get a lifetime; park a car, a bunch of sheets; pick a stretcher, call the voice; mundane, no law; play a fool, fishing for a seat; step away, run to the silver.
3, wish you good luck today, send you a piece of chocolate. Although yesterday fell on the ground, you have to eat don't care. Delicious is really very delicious, do not fart after eating. Shit, you let go? Then I tell you, that is a piece of playdough.
4, there is a priest to persuade the poor to believe in religion, he asked a poor man: you want to die in heaven or hell? The poor man answered: said: alas! See where the cornmeal is cheap, go wherever you want.
5, a Taiwanese married mainland sister as his wife, the wedding night, clouds and rain when the groom proudly said: finally attacked the mainland, the bride retorted that it is not surrounded again! The groom yelled Kinmen and Matsu two small islands are still outside which!
6, the night was about to have sex, his wife suddenly turned on the light, surprised to see the husband with a large cucumber! Sexually impotent scumbag! You use this and I have sex for five years? Yes, I have to ask you, how did the three children come to be?
7. A duck dances on an upside-down pot, and the acrobatic owner sees it and buys it at a high price. A few days later, the owner found the owner of the duck: it refused to dance! The owner: did you light a candle at the bottom of the pot?
8, small Chen: yesterday I was mosquito bites the whole arm swollen! Wu: I was also bitten by mosquitoes on the thighs of a big bag! Xiao Song: that's nothing, my sister was mosquito bites the whole stomach swollen.
9, the modern man portraits: a good hand by the computer waste, a good stomach by the waste of alcohol, a gentleman by the waste of RMB, a good heart by the reality of the waste.
10, I was in the Danshui River to watch the sunset, see the water actually floated through a transparent condom is coincidentally three girls, only to hear them pointing to the condom in the water, said: look at the new species of jellyfish, yeah!
11, my feelings for you are increasing every day, my extravagant hope for you has not changed, I know when I want to realize, baby I want to see you! But I looked for half a day can not find you in which pigsty ~
12, Wang Qiang's wife died, he was very painful, next to someone to comfort him, said: said not difficult a year later, you will marry a more beautiful woman. Wang Qiang sadly said: wait another year? I think I can not pass tonight ah.
13, I heard that people you look so ugly that you can not marry, your parents sent you to the rice field as a straw man. In the end, not only scared away the birds, but also scared the three birds to once stolen corn all sent back.
14, I heard that you once went to drink wine. When the electricity suddenly went out, you were worried about people stealing food, so you suggested that we clap and sing. Being clapping when the electricity suddenly came, we look, you are a hand to clip vegetables a hand to slap yourself.
16, today's rich and poor is not average, really the more I think the more sad, want to do business without funds, had to do the duck to pull out the gold, the service object of the old, young and middle-aged people, do not sell the feelings of selling only fine, if the customer is like a gorilla, had to make love to close their eyes.
17, people, ah, an older love cherish, the past 10 cents / article, now do packages, a top N, can be said to launch the SMS heart does not hurt, hand does not shake, even - send you this makes me miss the little friend are enough Oh!
18, money can buy marriage but can not buy love, can buy a clock but can not buy time, money is the root of the pain, give me your money, let me suffer!
19, the female mayor was injured in a car accident chest. The editor admonished the new reporter: not allowed to use the word chest, to change the word expressed in euphemisms. The new reporter racked his brains and wrote: she was injured in a car accident (...) (...) She was injured in a car accident (...) (...).
20, you know I think you want to think of how painful, working during the day to think of, eating at night to think of, sleeping or think of, what time are thinking. That all the words into a sentence, I do not know when to have your 1 million dollar prize!
21, you are simply the first stingy! Just because there are a few people with you to borrow handkerchiefs you can come up with such a way, but your word writing is good, you see the forehead that word dragon flying: I have no handkerchiefs!
22, a school students to take advantage of the next ten minutes out of school, buy 2 cups of milk tea and 2 taro. Seeing the class bell ringing soon, in a hurry, said to the boss: boss I want two tits!
23, a person to the restaurant, ordered a lobster found missing a leg, then asked the waiter: this shrimp legs to go there? Waiter: is a fight when lost. The one that won the fight to me up
24, a man playing grasshopper, put it back, put it back even put to catch seven times, grasshopper cried: big brother, you are Zhu Geliang, right? You recognize the wrong person, I am not Meng Yu.
25, mom asked Ming Ming: today's exam test what? Ming Ming: three times seven is how many? Mom said how do you answer? Ming Ming thought for a moment: where I care about the three seven, directly wrote on a nine.
26, two miserly, A birthday, B took the eggs: man, send a fat chicken, just a little tender; B birthday, A cut a bamboo: wise brother, birthday send fresh bamboo shoots, just a little old.
27, lend me lend me a picture of you! One is fine! Thanks! You don't know, I have to see you to be inspired, this dinosaur thing is so hard to draw!
28, Dahua first swimming lessons, learning half an hour, he said to the teacher: practice here today can, teacher? The teacher said why? Because I really do not want to drink water.
29, resigned, colleagues came to see off. Beautiful Xiaoli tearful, pulling my hand: brother, in the past every assessment is your bottom, you go I can do?
30, Arabia and Hawaii let me tell you: the recent weather in Jerusalem, pay attention to more wear a Himalayan shirt, nothing during the day to sunbathe in the Pacific Ocean, the best night to sleep on the best pad on the Barkis blanket.
Let people happy words:
1, rainy weekend, the school communication room moncler outlet online watering flowers, someone asked: how you still water? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. moncler outlet online, the first time I've ever seen a woman in the world, I've seen a woman in the world, I've seen a woman in the world.
2. One day, a drunkard went to the art square and hugged the statue of a woman in the square, saying: "Ah! God gave me an angel! The next day he woke up in prison and screamed: ah! God you gave me another mansion!
3, a pair of lovers to go to a high-class restaurant dinner, the woman found that love to eat the dishes are very expensive, she asked her boyfriend: you love me to what extent? Boyfriend said sincerely: I see more than fish and meat, but not to the grilled lobster!
4, a long-distance runner driving a new car to the street encountered a red light, he did not stop the car, but increased the gas pedal sped, and was stopped by the traffic police. A face of remorse to the traffic police said: at that time I always think of fast line!
5, the mind is not where it lives, but where they love.
6. My cooking skills are very good, next time I have the opportunity to do it to you to eat.
7. I have loved you since before you were born.
8. I'm just waiting to lay at your feet like a puppy who loves you.
9. I hope you know CPR because you are so beautiful that you make me stop breathing.
10. I don't care if you have money, I'm sure you have a future.
11, I do not ask for a name, the important thing is that we love each other.
12, the world's farthest distance is not the end of the world, but I'm by your side, you do not know I love you!
13, deep summer night, a frog ambush in the bushes, a little dark light from the eyes, the frog suspected that the prey, busy with the tongue into the belly. Suddenly the frog jumped up and cursed: Damn, who threw the cigarette butt?
14. If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
15. Honey, I will love you forever.
16. How can you steal the stars and put them in your eyes?
17, you are so warm, even my underwear are melted by you.
18, you are very talented, to know you really lucky.
19, nothing, just think of you.
20, steamed buns have been very satisfied with their white skin and full figure. One day she met on the street, the oil bar, the oil bar on her disdain: you're out of date, now popular with me so bronze skin bone beauty!
21, two love if it is a long time, and not in the morning and evening.
22, today's rain is really big. That's because God is drooling over you.
23, inexperienced first love is fascinating, but the test of love is priceless.
24. The food is in the pot and I'm in bed.
1, when you are tired of studying, take a sip of green tea; when you are tired because of work, smell the fragrance of flowers; when you are unhappy, go and blow the breeze, so that the breeze disperses your worries.
2. The mind is not where it lives, but where they love.
3, life is not too laborious, make yourself very tired, happy and happy more experience, worry and worry do not have to chase, eat some good don't mind expensive, contact friends don't owe, the sky is vast, let you fly, and then don't back off more difficulties!
4. Happiness is a good expectation for a better life, but also a persistent pursuit of human nature. As the saying goes: "Things are people, rest assured that everything is life; the situation is created by the heart, step back and heaven and earth wide." Marx famously said, "A good mood, more than ten pairs of good medicine can remove the physical exhaustion and pain."
5. There is no happy place in the world, only happy people.
6, happiness is sugar, when you are depressed, this fructose will quietly advance into your mouth, and for a moment, your world boiled! A flower of sweet silk open in your mouth.
7, I do not ask for the name, the important thing is that we love each other.
8. Life is hard to avoid bumps and bruises, so let the happiness into clouds densely decorated your sky!
9, people live in the world, there is no reason not to be happy. There is no reason not to be happy. The blue sky and white clouds, the green mountains and green water, the birds and flowers. This is a wonderful world! Living in this world is the reason to be happy.
10, people can not be too greedy to live in the world, to learn to take, learn to enjoy the happiness of the simple.
11, rainy weekends, the school communication room moncler outlet online watering flowers, someone asked: How do you still pour? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. moncler sale outlet
12, the world's farthest distance is not the end of the world, but I'm at your side, you do not know I love you!
13, happy is actually very simple, simple to learning progress is happy, simple to the family reunion is happy, simple to "learn from time to time" is happy ......
14, happy to know how to share, in order to doubly The first thing you need to do is to share it with your friends and family.
15, happy life, sad sad also life, happy to live it, why not?
16, happy hidden in every detail of life, more often than not, she you are wealth, not power, but a positive and healthy state of mind, do not again for those trivial things and trapped themselves in the unhappy, anything will have a solution.
17, happiness is a pure colorful bridge around the people.
18, I'm very good at cooking, next time I have the opportunity to do it for you to eat.
19, I don't care if you have no money, I believe you will have a future.
20. I have loved you since before you were born.
21, the world is not lack of happiness, but lack of eyes to find happiness.
22, I am just waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy who loves you.
23, I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that you make me stop breathing.
24, a long-distance runner driving a new car to the street encountered a red light, he did not stop the car, but increased the gas pedal sped, and was stopped by the traffic police. A face of remorse to the traffic police said: at that time I always think of fast line!
25, a pair of lovers to go to a high-level restaurant dining, the woman found that the love of food are very expensive, she asked her boyfriend: you love me to what extent? The boyfriend said sincerely: I see more than fish and meat, but not yet to the grilled lobster!
26, a good state of mind, is sunshine, can light up your life. A life full of sunshine is the soil that breeds happiness. It can make your mood as bright as the sun, it can make your world full of warmth, full of flowers!
27, I like to live every day with a smile; I like to infect everyone around me with a smile; I like everyone around me is happy.
28, one day, a drunkard drunkenly walked to the art square hugging the square in the female statue said: ah! God gave me an angel! The next day he woke up in prison and screamed: ah! God you gave me another mansion!
29, life, whether happy, often does not depend on how much you have. Therefore, do not count pay and harvest, do not always let yourself in the self-seeking unhappy. Self-inflicted trouble is probably the biggest self-wrongdoing in life. And why should you wrong yourself? Don't be like this, and don't always feel that you always lack something, as long as you are happy, you don't lack anything.
30, when you are busy every day, you will be very happy, because you find the fulfillment in it: when you bury your head to record the dense notes, you will be very happy, because you find the knowledge in it: when you do a puzzle and a puzzle to figure it out, you will be very happy, because you find the answer in it.
31, quickly forget those unhappy things! You see even today's sunshine is so bright and brilliant, are trying to expel your worries and anxieties, I hope your gray mood at this moment brighten up to meet a better tomorrow!
32, life can not be smooth sailing, if not happy, eat a candy, tell yourself today's day is sweet, is happy. Although the smile is not necessarily happy, but the smile is a kind of transmission, is a happy baton. So smile and gently turn up the corners of your mouth.
33, happy to give people a sense of comfort, happy to give people hope, happy to inspire people to forge ahead, happy to give people a sense of mystery. Happiness allows us to feel the clarity of nature, to discover the mysteries of the earth, so that people are never depressed, every day to maintain a happy mood.
34, life is a mirror, you smile at her, she smiles at you.
Let people happy words
1, a child in the delivery room after the birth of a child laughing, the nurses are very strange, gathered around to observe the children found children's fists clenched, after breaking open the discovery of a grain of abortifacient medicine, only to hear the child say: he *! Want to kill me? The first thing you need to do is to get rid of it!
2, the pig looking for God asked to be reincarnated as a human being. The emperor asked: plowing? A too bitter. He said: to do labor? A too tired. Said: monkey? A too difficult. The emperor asked what he wanted. A: can eat, drink and whoring! The emperor was shocked: dog days still want to be a national cadre!
3, as long as the kung fu deep, shit also seriously.
4, a restaurant to raise a parrot hanging in the doorway, a guest to say: hello welcome! A regular customer thought: I quickly into see how you react. One day he rubbed and ran in, the parrot said: ****! Scared me!
5, lovers become family.
6, I want to fall in love early, but it's already too late.
7, Beijing-Kowloon Railway opened to traffic, people along the roadside to watch, a female passenger in the car to change the sanitary napkin thrown out of the window, face-to-face stick a citizen's face, the public took down and said: I ****! This car is fast, floating a piece of paper can hit the nose bleeding!
8, in this world I only believe in two people, one is me, the other is not you.
9, where to fall where to lie down.
10, there are two counterfeit bills accidentally made face value of 15 yuan of fake bills, two people decided to get the remote mountainous areas to spend, when they took a 15 yuan to buy 1 yuan of sugarplums, they cried, the farmer found them two 7 dollars.
11, the farmer wanted to kill the rooster but could not catch, so he grabbed the hen and said to the rooster: and then do not come down to let you be a bachelor! Rooster: you fucking think I'm stupid ah, I go down she became a widow
12, the sea of learning, turn back to the shore!
13, a military exercise, a shell deviated from the far, sent to check the soldiers found: shells fell in the farmland, the field is standing you, your clothes broken black face full of tears, said: to steal a cabbage guilty of using shells bombardment?
14, walk their own way, let others take a taxi to go!
15, I don't know who is my daughter-in-law in bed, my daughter-in-law do not know in whose bed!
16, only in the train station long queues, to truly realize that they are the heir of the dragon.
17, the farmer drove a donkey into the city, encountered a scoundrel, scoundrel: eaten? The farmer said: eat. Scoundrel: I asked about the donkey. Farmer heard, turned to the donkey fan two slaps: Damn, the city has relatives also do not say a word.
18, 20 years ago, mom held you waiting for the car, people are laughing at the child long ugly, mom cried, a banana seller boss pat mom said: big sister don't cry! Give your monkey a banana to eat! The poor are hungry and hairless.
19, I am like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
20, the giraffe married a monkey, a year after the giraffe filed for divorce: I no longer want to live in this jumping up and down days! Monkey angry: leave on leave! Who has seen a kiss still have to climb the tree!
21, the hunter hunting, look at the tree there are two birds, raise the gun down one, found that it is a hairless, is wondering, the other bird flew down cursing the hunter: he *, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, you hit her down
22, ducks and crabs race, and at the same time to reach the end of the finish line, it is difficult to distinguish between the winners and losers, the referee said: the two of you to the rock-paper-scissors cloth it! Duck furious: he *! Black whistle ah! Counting on me, I out is cloth, he out is always scissors!
Let friends happy words
1, give me a small part of your heart, take my whole!
2, love, must be renewed from time to time to grow and create.
3, inexperienced first love is fascinating, but the test of love is priceless.
4. The mind is not where it lives, but where they love.
5. I'm just waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy who loves you.
6. I don't ask for a name, what matters is that we love each other.
7, you are very talented, to know you really lucky.
8, love - it is not a heart to knock another heart, but two hearts *** with the impact of sparks.
9, the TV is playing Jay Chou's concert, Lili ran over, as intoxicated: Wow, handsome! Grandma raised her eyelids, line of sight across the bridge of the nose on the presbyopia: Humph! Handsome did not see, dull is dull enough!
10, when you see this short message, you have been in a fierce and incomparable love poison, the only antidote is to marry me, do not have to think about it, let's get married!
11, on the wings of song, beloved, I take you to fly, toward the wilderness of the Ganges, where there is the most beautiful place.
12, no matter what, I believe in you.
13, love me less, but longer.
14, love is the flame of life, without it, everything will become night.
15, love is the ancient long bright lighthouse, it is clear looking at the storm but not for the move, love is full of life, as full of wine glass.
16, love is not according to the logical development, so we must pay attention to its changes. Love is not eternal, so it must be constantly pursued.
17, love you, feel the ground are moving.
18, love, is never have to say sorry.
19, deep summer night, a frog ambush in the bushes, a little dark light from the eyes, the frog suspected that the prey, busy with the tongue into the belly. Suddenly the frog jumped up and cursed: Damn, who threw the cigarette butt?
20. If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
21. Honey, I will love you forever.
22. How can you steal the stars and put them in your eyes?
23, you are so warm, even my underwear are melted by you.
24. There is nothing wrong, just think of you.
25, steamed buns have been very satisfied with their snow-white skin and plump body. One day she met on the street, the oil bar, the oil bar on her disdain: you are out of date, now popular with me such as bronze skin bone beauty!
26, two love if it is a long time, and not in the morning and evening.
27, today's rain is really big. That's because God is drooling on you.
28, rice in the pot, I'm in bed.
29, rainy weekend, the school communication room moncler outlet online watering flowers, someone asked: how do you still water? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. moncler sale outlet
30, one day, a drunkard drunk to the art square hugged the square female statue said: ah! God gave me an angel! The next day he woke up in jail and screamed: ah! God you gave me another mansion!
31, a pair of lovers to go to a high-class restaurant dinner, the woman found that love to eat the dishes are very expensive, she asked her boyfriend: you love me to what extent? The boyfriend said sincerely: I see more than fish and meat, but not yet to the grilled lobster!
32, a long-distance runner driving a new car to the street encountered a red light, he did not stop the car, but increased the gas pedal sped, and was stopped by the traffic police. A face of remorse to the traffic police said: at that time I always think of fast line!
33, I'm a very good cook, next time I have the opportunity to do it to you to eat.
34. I've been in love with you since before you were born.
35. I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that you make me stop breathing.
36. I don't care if you have money or not, I'm sure you have a future.
37, the world's farthest distance is not the end of the world, but I'm by your side, you do not know I love you!