Pimp quotes about narcissism to the extreme collection (42 quotes)

Peeper shrimp quotes about narcissism to the extreme (Article 1)

1. That day I said it is best to break up, you also begged me to say do not go, I let go of your hand pulling my hand, said that after we are still friends.

2. Left a tooth still stuffed teeth - eat lotus root!

3. Life is desperate, only in desperation plus a little hope, become more desperate.

4. You do not understand my silence, and how will understand my sadness. I, will not cry, will not laugh, tired I will disappear for a while.

6. Children's words are reckless, out of the mouth is unthinking talk, outlined is full of loopholes but to the feelings of the nature of me.

7. In the distance to see a handsome man, go over to take a closer look, it turned out to be a mirror.

8. I slept at home for a day and a night, dreaming of her shadow.

9. When a woman is no longer late at night to urge you to go home, she has been disappointed in you.

10. If I really love you, will you forgive me for all the mistakes I made.

11. Master looks handsome, please do not surround.

12. I suddenly want to go out and rely on my handsome face to cheat money to mix food and drink, and live a lustful life comfortable and easy.

13. In the right time to meet the most handsome people, is a kind of happiness; in the wrong time to meet the most handsome people, is a sad.

14. Close to me before you want to think clearly, in addition to handsome I have nothing.

15. There is no destiny between us, relying on my face value to die.

16. Will not be strong, more not strong, the most sad time, I can not do to face with a smile.

17. No one urged me to go to bed, no one and I say good night, really can not sleep.

18. Every time I go shopping, there are a lot of people to send me small ads, small flyers, alas, this is me, the beauty of the paper.

19. The party needs me handsome, I can not handsome?

20. Don't do what you can, don't spend all you have, don't believe all you hear, don't say what you know.

21. Children's words are not reckless, out of the mouth is not thinking about the statement, sketched is full of loopholes but to the love of * I.

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22. Don't take the speed of your throw video to challenge sister to pull the black technology!

23. Others praise me for being too beautiful, I praise others for their good eyesight.

24. The world is always the same, just our mood and encounter is not the same.

25. Some people say that cats are the most adorable creatures in the world, I disagree, they must not have seen me.

26. Lao Zi said, fight with bricks, to the head of the Hu, Hu did not die care. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to do it.  ̄

27. has been imitated, has never been surpassed, will be you, these lost sheep, can never pass the flaming mountain.

28. The electric fan is mankind's best friend. I asked the fan if I looked ugly. The fan silently shook his head all night.

29. Handsome is not my fault, it is the factors that cause trouble.

30. Deacon's hand, will be dragged away. If the son does not go, shoot stunned continue to drag away.

31. I do not expect to understand, just need you to listen to my heart.

32. Brother is not the center of the city, please do not turn around brother!

33. Every day I keep refreshing a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

34. Why is it that I haven't seen anyone more handsome than me until now?

35. Being a human being is really tiring, a handsome on the handsome for more than ten years, and have to continue to handsome.

36. Feelings are such that you hurt others, no matter intentionally or unintentionally, there will always be a person to hurt you.

37. The external manifestation of selfishness is to love to say that others are selfish.

38. "From childhood to adulthood, there is no one to think of to make your heart sweet and sour?" "There is ah, the uncle who sells sugar gourds in front of my house."

39. Is not I so radiant, just shake you nonsense?

40. A star falling, dull not starry sky brilliant, a flower tone zero, barren not the whole spring.

41. Know how to hurt a person, it is desperately good to her, suddenly draw out, she may not cry out.

classic to the extreme qq mood quotes

classic to the extreme qq mood quotes

1. I am a madman, for a liar, and then gave up a fool.

2. Watch a movie that doesn't itch and doesn't hurt, and talk about a love that has no purpose

3. We have to live very happily every day, because we are going to die for a long time.

4. The most beautiful is not a rainy day, it is the eaves of the house that has been hiding from the rain with you.

5. Day long is not necessarily born love, but must see the hearts of people, sometimes also afraid, time will speak the truth.

6. It is easy to call a wife, but it is a lifetime commitment to call an old woman.

7. People's life, there should be a time, love at first sight.

8. How many times disappointment indicates how many times expectation Facts proved that happiness is difficult

9. One day, you will meet a rainbow of people, thump and heart

10. like you, want your present. Those who love you, will give you the future.

11. I will never again defy the odds to love someone, even if it is you.

12. I hate those who do not understand me, but to me to point fingers.

13. There are no two people who can not be together, only the two hearts that do not lean together.

14. Being cared about by the people who ignore, will be sad. And even more sad is to pretend not to care at all.

15. Close your eyes, clean up your heart, the past let it go.

16. The world where so much love is desire to cause trouble

17. Love is when you fall in love with a person willing to give up their freedom in exchange for his freedom.

18. There is always a person who can make you smile right away with a text message.

19. Sometimes, the most suitable person for you is precisely the person you have not thought of the most

20. Lovers are always divided, but we love each other more and more y.

21. Life is like a dance, teaching you the initial steps of the dance, but may not be able to accompany you to the scene

22. Don't take the past as a good memory.

23. In the dead of night, I think of you, and I think of you when people come and go.

24. I rejected so many ambiguities, just for you an uncertain future.

25. Do not love, even if, if you want to stay, I'm sorry, I do not love you

About shrimp hysteria

Hysteria by the working people in their daily lives to create, with distinctive national characteristics and a strong sense of life. Hysteresis humor, intriguing, for the majority of the people are happy to see. Ancient hiatus although rarely seen in written records, but in folk circulation is certainly a lot of, such as Qian Daxin "HengYinLu" contained: "Thousands of miles to send goose feather, the gift of light affection, Fuzai contained in the Song Dynasty proverbs." This kind of hiatus, until today also continue to be used by people.

Fried shrimp - red man (kernel)

Fried shrimp - red through (① metaphor has been cooked. ② Metaphor for a favored person.)

Fried shrimp - red through

Fried shrimp and other not red - too anxious

Eating melon seeds eat out of shrimp - what people (ren)

Prawns out of the pot - bowing (back bow) curtsy

Shrimp out of the water - jumping and jumping; jumping and jumping

Fish and shrimp in the spring floods - follow the flow

Fish and shrimp in the spring floods - follow the flow

Fish and shrimp in the spring floods - follow the flow

Big sharks do not eat small shrimp - do not see

Prawns fried chicken claws - curled legs with arching back (a metaphor for the insertion of bowing and bending the knees, the appearance of a low three.)

Prawns fell into the frying pan - made a big red face

Big shrimp fried chicken claws - cramps with arching waist

Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp (shrimp) - the big bully the small; the small fish eat shrimp (shrimp). -the big bully the small; the strong eat the weak

The big fish eat the small fish, the small fish eat the shrimp, the shrimp eat the green slime - one thing leads to another

Shrimp in the mouth of the big fish - can't run away

Falling Shrimp in a pot of boiling water - red eyes in a hurry

Bean sprouts fried shrimp (shrimp) - two not worth (straight); low head low head, stooping stoop

Freshly caught fish shrimp -

The Dragon King's retch - shrimp soldiers and crab generals

Dryland fish and shrimp - hard to live; hard to keep alive

Dryland fish and shrimp - can't live (metaphorically speaking).

The prawns on the painting - they look greedy, but they can't reach their mouths

The prawns on the melon seeds - a good man

The prawns on the melon seeds - a good man

The prawns on the melon seeds - a good man

The prawns on the melon seeds - a good man

The shrimp and the carp - good and better

The Dragon King's helpers - shrimp soldiers and crab generals

The shrimp that fall into the pot - still want to jump a few times

The shrimp that fall into the pot - still want to jump a few times

The shrimp that fall into the pot - still want to jump a few times

The shrimp seller who doesn't take the scale is blind

The leech shrimp (small shrimp) chopped up the stuffing is short of head and no tail

The leech shrimp kicked backward (li-o jue zi)

Running away from the shrimps and catching the carp - better

Running away from the shrimps and catching the carp - extra good

Wash the shrimps in a bucket of leather -- popping and jumping; jumping and jumping

Shark's hook for shrimp (small shrimp) -- making a big deal out of it

People in the mountains have firewood to burn, people on the shore have fish and shrimp -- mountain people have wood to burn, and shore people have fish and shrimp - dry jumping

Catching fish and shrimp on trees - an empty flutter

Shrimp on Taihu Lake - - a waste of time

Catching fish and shrimp in the patio - no way

Prawns jumping on the shore - panicked; not far from death

Fish and shrimp in the nets

The shrimps and crabs are in the same boat - in the water and out of the water



The shrimp falls into a hot pot - a big red face


The shrimp has a big gun on its head - a big red face

Fish eat prawns, prawns eat fish - the law of the jungle

Fish look for fish, prawns look for prawns, tortoises love cuckolds - the smell of the same

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The latest humble to the extreme lick the dog quotes (a)

1. last night, heartbreaking I know I know you like him

2. I think I'm quite good at coaxing the girls to sleep a in it they said to go to sleep

3. treasure The weather is getting hotter and hotter, less your cold ass, I don't know how to do

4. don't always come back to the long time, the world looks back between all.

5. The child was born, I'm with the child's last name

6. Yesterday, you deleted me, I looked at the red exclamation point fell into a long contemplation, I understand that the red represents the passion you want to marry me

7. You do not think about a sentence will be doused with all of my enthusiasm

8. How can I not see your circle of friends?

9. Don't go to the dog market to find me in the future I don't do licking dogs anymore If you want me to go to the seafood market to find me I'm over there as a fish If you can't find the seafood market, go to the garage to see if sometimes I'm there as a spare tire If the garage is also not there, then go to the grassland to see if I'm over there as a cow or a horse

10. Today's payroll, to send you a micro-credit and paypal Oh, remember to look at it. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!

11. You're so nice, and he kissed with all the lipstick I bought, surely you want me to have a sense of participation.

12. I sent you a message, you finally willing to return to me, you said, "you send your mother, boredom" I cried, the original effort is really useful, you have begun to think about seeing my mother, you also like me.

13! Don't go to the dog market in the future to find me I ran out from licking the inside of the dog cage, think of me, come to the seafood market to find me, I'm there now as a fish, but the auto body shop is digging me, want me to go over to do the spare tire

14. You said that in the future you do not have to bring you breakfast, you have a boyfriend. Then your boyfriend's share, put chili?

15. I sat by the window and sent you 99 messages You finally willing to return to me You said: "You send your mother annoying not annoyed" I cried at once It turns out that efforts are really useful You have begun to consider wanting to see my mother, right My mother said that she also quite like you

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16. The artificially cultivated grass is neatly manicured, like a green carpet.

17. First do not marry, wait for me a two-color ball okay

18. Yesterday I still send you a lot of news as usual, today you finally returned to me five words "annoying ah you". You began to care about me to feel no annoyance, I'm too touched, flattered, no annoyance, no annoyance, you scolded me every day I will not feel you annoyed

19. you two days did not care about me I sent a lot of dynamic did not attract your attention I think a lot of I may be a fish in your sea swim I may be a grass, I'm willing to be cut by you at this moment what are you doing it think you

20. so do not call So if you don't call me "Bao", then you are not a qualified dog licker? I insist on not talking to you, not because I don't want you, not because I don't love you, it's just that you give me a feeling like I'm bothering you, continue to lick it tomorrow, my stinky treasure

22. I heard your friend said today out, I dressed up as a spiritual boy to find you, I didn't expect that you even said to me, "Give me a climb, don't come over" I was instantly surprised to hear that you are not a good friend. I cried on the spot, the original true will really move people, you must know, wear soybean shoes walking feet will be very tired, let me climb because this will not be tired feet, in fact, you like me it

23. you in front of me will always be shining, like the entire universe of starlight are sprinkled on you

24. listening to the window, the sparse sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain, the sound of the rain. Listening to the sparse rain outside the window, I suddenly thought of what you said to me, right, the birth of a child would have been enough pain, but also care about who's why

25. Maybe you are very strong, but I do not necessarily look down on you.

26. Baby, I saw you and him kissing in the rain today, and I watched for more than an hour, and I felt so bad. Why don't you go inside? cold can do ah my baby

27. treasure you never know I love you the most when I cried my buckwheat pillows are sprouting

28. migratory birds across the coastline, the rain in the fingertips; to your long thoughts, jumping out of the sea; memories in the pitching, a hundred turns to linger;

29. treasure all right no matter how you are I don't mind, as long as you Don't ignore me on it, lack of money when remember to tell me oh, love you

30. now can't pay for love, torn memories, you recalled maybe just someone else's, and I've been recalling you do not recall.