So what kinds of jokes are best not to open? I'm going to list four for you to explore.
1. Mock each other's big head.
Peace and victory are workmates, peace and introversion, victory wild, one day off, peace in front of the walk, victory let go of the voice in the back shouting: big head, wait for us. Peace turned back to look, only to realize that he was shouting his own, and victory together with a few people are laughing. Peace heart is very upset, ignore him, straight home. See his wife dressed up dainty, asked her where to go, his wife said: rice I gave a good, you go eat, I went to find Aunt Wang to learn to dance square dance to go.
This in the usual, peace will not think much, but it is because of the victory just now that sentence, so that he was skeptical, is the wife behind their backs to do something dishonorable? Immediately stopped his wife, do not let her go, and exports hurt, said the square dance are not what good things.
The strong personality of his wife on the spot on the fire, the two had a fight, and finally the peace of the victory of the joke with his wife, his wife to find the victory of the family, to give him a scolding, the two families have become enemies.
There is another example, Shuhang wife would have been derailed, and his wife is in the divorce, one day, a woman on the same floor without knowing the sky, walking across the street shouting his big head, Shuhang was furious, back to the house to pick up the knife to kill her, but fortunately she ran away quickly to hide in their own houses, otherwise the consequences are unimaginable.
2. Take each other's parents as a joke.Yun Yun and Gui Zhi is a neighbor, one day Yun Yun to go to the ground on the way to dry farming encountered Gui Zhi, said to her: I went to catch up with the meeting today, ran into your brother, he asked you to quickly go to your mother's home, said that your mother has a disease. Gui Zhi believed, think brother called for a message, must be the mother has a big problem, take the child hurriedly rushed to the mother's home, her mother is in the courtyard and people chatting and talking, laughing loudly, only to know that the bait. After a while in her mother's home, she went home, went to the house of Yun Yun, scolded her to the head, the neighbors said scolded well, parents sick joke is available to mess with?
3. Saying that other people's children are not like their parents.Power and Longteng two families of children in a school, every time the two a piece of transportation of children, vigorously with a curious expression to say Longteng's children do not look like him, not like his wife. Said more often than not, Long Teng has suspicions, once, he and his wife asked to go to the child to do DNA identification, his wife was annoyed, the results of the test down, really is the two biological children, Long Teng to his wife to apologize, his wife refused to accept, the two eventually divorced, and vigorously also became a sinner.
4. Shouting other people's nicknames without distinguishing the occasion.
Shuxin and Xiaojie are hometown, used to be workers, Xiaojie shouted Shuxin in the old home nickname vegetable bag, causing workers to laugh many times. Shuxin privately explained to Jie let him not shout the nickname in the future, directly shout the name on the line, Jie is not moved, still I do not know what to do. Later tree new was promoted to section cadres, once he led a few workers to go to the work surface to see, Jie and show off the shouting of vegetable package to, tree new a stream of humiliation attacked the heart, but also do not speak, went up to Jie's face is a hard punch, Jie suddenly face blossom, a few people are busy to pull away from the loss of sanity of the tree new, but also have to accuse Jie of a bit overdoing it.
Of course, people and people can not open the joke is far more than the above 4, we still have what can not mess joking example? Welcome to spit! Thank you!