1. Following the big brother, you will starve for nine meals in three days.
2. Put on your socks first and then your shoes. Be a grandson first and then a master.
3. It’s hot and my temper gets angry. If I don’t smile, don’t make trouble.
4. That’s it for now, let’s eat first.
5. If you don’t hold the milk tea cup in winter, you will be lonely and have no one to chase you.
6. I have no ambitions, I just want to make a small fortune.
7. Will you come to my house for dinner? I administered the poison myself.
8. Nine out of ten knights are sluts, and one is in plaster.
9. I’m staying up late, and I’ll call you when I’m done.
10. Recruit long-term boyfriends, not long-term boyfriends.
11. I washed my hair and found that there was a lot less hair, but I was not particularly sad. Because at least I have a head, and my head has nothing.
12. Every time when my friends and I complain about the troubles and misfortunes in life, they will pat me on the shoulder affectionately and say sincerely: Hahahahahahahahahaha~
13. I won’t sleep unless the moon sleeps. I am a little delicacy in the world.
14. He is dull and difficult to deal with.
15. The little love tank will shock whoever it hits.
16. What if I get old? Those square dances are so difficult.
17. When you miss me, treat me to something to eat and I’ll be there right away.
18. Share the blessings together, and you will grow if you have meat. We share the blessings, but it is difficult to withdraw from the group.
19. I have always respected milk tea. I didn’t remove the ice, didn’t use less sugar, and didn’t drink less.
20. Accept the Peace Elite to play with you. Those who are bad at fighting, have a rough voice, have a bad temper, like to tease teammates, and feel that life is too smooth can come and experience the hardships of life. I can’t let you have super equipment. , but it can make you feel the pain, five yuan a game, come sincerely, no bargaining.
21. Life is getting better and better, and technology is developing more and more rapidly. Now you can be stunned by the popularity of strangers thousands of miles away without leaving home.
22. The latest scientific research data from the Science and Technology Park shows that confusing the order of men will not affect reading. For example, you can read this sentence effortlessly because I didn't mess it up at all.
23. My birthday is coming up in more than ten months, so it’s not too late to celebrate with a big elbow.
24. I told procrastination that I wanted to get rid of it. Procrastination looked at me and said: Tomorrow. Me: "Okay"
25. You can curse others, but you can't curse me. You can do it if you want, but please hit my friend.
26. When you are treated cruelly by the world and feel that you are not good enough, just open the window and walk to the zebra crossing downstairs. Sorry, you are just a pedestrian now.
27. You raise your head and say that the moon is really bright, and the moon says that your brain is not bad either.
28. I have been hurt in online dating, I have gone to the countryside to plant rice seedlings, I have jumped across the Yalu River for love. I need a sister and a younger sister to heal all my wounds. Don’t ask why I need two. The love is deep and I am hurt. heavy.
29. I don’t know whether love is an add-on or a necessity, but it can make Alipay, which is not rich, even worse.
30. I am a security guard, protecting the safety of the earth. I go to work in order to get off work, and I am depressed all day long. Love has nothing to do with me, I am just a fool.