The funny sentence of self-hacking oneself

What can I do when I'm old, square dancing is so difficult, I can't learn one.

2. Today, a foreigner asked me for directions, and I exchanged English with him and played a tie, he did not understand what I said, and I did not understand what he said.

3. It's no exaggeration to say that if you fight with me, in less than five seconds you'll be on your knees, pinching me and begging me not to die.

4. Who says I don't know how to play a musical instrument, I'm a good drummer, who says I have no merit, I'm a good bragger.

5. Only after I grew up did I realize that the so-called "big theory" is really reasonable.

6. Anger is like drinking poison yourself, but expect others to bear the pain, stupid or not.

7. A person as simple as me can't do such a math problem.

8. Grateful for my eyes, even if they are small and squinting, I can see, sunrise, sunset, flowers blooming, flowers shedding.

9. When you learn to break the pot, you will find the world open!

10. Dusk was slapped by the setting sun, spitting out the evening sun that looks like blood, people always have to go through countless times of disgrace, before they give themselves a long face.

11. The reason why I became the oldest leftover woman, there are two reasons: first, no one can see; second, no one can see.

12. Smiling at annoying people and things is the disgusting thing we must learn, if we are not disgusted by ourselves, we will be disgusted by others.

13. I'm not really virtuous at all, I'm simply too idle to do anything, don't think I earn very little, but I take in so many calories.

14. I thought I was decadent, today I realized that I was scrapped long ago, thanks to those who knocked me down, lying so comfortable.

15. Heroes are hard to pass the beauty pass, I am not a hero, beauty let me pass the pass.

16. People always like to use the dog to describe themselves, tired as a dog, in fact, the dog is not as tired as you, well.

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