A: Thank you, thank you all~
B: En~
A: Qian'er brother has not slept for a long time~ I don't know what he did to him~
B: Oh~ this is not to stay with you~
A: Hey~ this is not right this ah~~~
B: Hehehe
A: so many people have come
B: ah
A: look at the guys heart is happy
B: Yes
A: hold ~ really support
B: Yes
A: listen to more comedy has the advantage of listening to more comedy shows that you love the country
B: love the country?
A: The 5,000 years of traditional culture are reflected in the comedy~
B: Enn~
A: You see, nowadays, so many people can't get to the scene~
B: Enn~
A: You can listen to it by downloading it from the Internet~
B: It's available everywhere~
A: Ah, so many people have MP3s filled with
B: I like this one.
A: It's convenient.
B: Yes.
A: It's okay if you can't come to the theater, but you can listen to it just the same.
B: Just pick it up and listen to it.
A: The times they are a changin', the society's a-changin'-
B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. MP3?
B: Where was it then?
A: No ah ~
B: No ~
A: What do you know about fitness back then?
B: Not even then
A: Look at the camera a hundred years ago
B: No
A: It's not as good as that
B: Yes
A: (to the person who took the picture under the stage) And there's no picture taken of the person
B: Crap
A: (to the person who took the picture)
B: (to the person who took the picture)
A: (to the person who took the picture)
A: (to the person who took the picture)
B: (to the person who took the picture, with a V sign)
B: Hey
A: Hurry up and take the picture, I can't hold out much longer, they won't do it
B: Diabetics can't do it
A: It's not next to this one, is there a cell phone in the past?
B: No.
A: You don't need to talk about the past, you can go back a few years, a decade or eight years, is it so popular?
B: It's not like that at all.
A: No, it wasn't. It was your grandfather's time.
B: Before the liberation of China.
A: At that time, his grandfather was responsible for the village.
B: Yes.
A: There was a big tin horn.
B: It's just a sound amplifier.
A: "Come out, folks, the Imperial Army doesn't rob food."
B: What's wrong with traitors?
A: That's his grandpa.
B: That's not what he did.
A: And then there's the electricity.
A: And then there's the electricity.
A: And then there's the electricity.
B: ah ~
A: the village also installed that ~ loud speaker ~
B: yes ~
A: there is a man in the house shouting ~
B: charged
A: his uncle in the village shouted this, his grandfather ~
B: also responsible?
A: the east end of the village Zhang widow ~ Wang widow ~ Li widow ~ if you do not pay the electricity, I will kick your door at night ~
B: ooh ~ ~ ~ kick the widow's door na?
A: Ah~
B: Doing this?
A: The times are changing, and now this cell phone is in everyone's hands.
B: Alas, everyone has one.
A: It's getting more advanced by the day.
B: Yes.
A: Including the colored bells.
B: There are many colored bells.
A: There were many of them in the first two years.
A: There were none in the first two years.
A: There were no SMS bells.
A: There were no SMS bells in the first two years.
B: Now there are all sorts of them
A: My cell phone is
B: Is that so?
A: Every different friend calls with a different voice.
B: There's a difference?
A: ah ~ "tang tang li li loli loli lodong, ............" This is a friend of the song circle ~
B: Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ monochordal ~ ~
A: A: Hey, sing the monochord ~ "Kick Ta ~ Ta's Ling Ta Collar Ding Ta ~" sing the fast board ~
B: Hey ~
A: "Rise up, people who do not want to be slaves ~" my daughter-in-law ~
B: Ah? ~ ~ ~ the result of long-term oppression this is ~
A: "Dad ~ pick up the phone"
B: This is?
A: (do answer the phone) Yu Qian'er ~ ~ ~ ~
B: (push a) go to ～～～～ give me a ringtone ah ~ ~ ~ ~
A: that means ~ ~ ~ right ~ ~ ~ ~
B: What does it mean ah ~ ~ ~
A: the times are evolving ~ ~ the society is progressing ~ ~ the people's standard of living has increased ~
B: Ah! ~ ~
A: People go higher ~ water flows lower ~
B: Yes ~
A: People want to be good ~ all want to succeed ~
B: Yes ~ '
A: Do something great ~
B: Yes, yes ~
A: Mr. Yu is even good ~
B: I ~!
A: In the world of comedy, this is the head of the ditch, right?
B: I don't dare to say so ~ ~
A: You're enough steel front ~
B: Which is the case
A: Amazing ~ the manager of our theater ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ said that the other actors "can't ~ no one can do it ~"
B: do not see?
A: Only mention Mr. Yu, he picked three thumbs to praise you~
B: The theater manager three hands?
A: He's got a six-finger~
B: Hey~~ not really~~
A: You're ah~ terrific~~
B: No~
A: He's got a great family, too~
B: inculcate~~
A: Mr. Yu's fathers~~~ ah~~~ in this~~~
B: don't add 'we' word ah this?
A: There is such a coincidence?
B: It's not coincidental~
A: There's someone at the police station! Picked, right?
B: No~`
A: Huh?
B: The son takes his father's name, that's what you have to say~
A: Their old man was a great man, otherwise he would have had a son like that?
B: Hi~~huh~
A: Huh?
B: That's true.
A: The government said, "Anyone who can find his father's place will pay 100,000 dollars, and if they can send him here, they'll pay a lot more."
B: What about the most wanted man?
How is it?
A: pulling a spare tire~~
B: what does a spare tire care?
A: By today Mr. Yu is even better~
B: Enn~
A: Dresses well~
B: Ah~
A: Eats the best~ what comes down (ripe) ~ what he eats first~
B: Ah~
A: Terrific~ lives in a nice house~
B: En En ~
A: Upstairs and downstairs four floors ~ seven hundred square meters with motorcycle ~
B: I put the three bandages like a house to go again?
A: No~
B: Why?
A: with that is a small door ~ go in and can open the roof 。。。。。 Oh~ elevator~ elevator~~`
B: Hey~ with elevator you said clearly~
A: I'll learn from you~~`
B: can't talk about learning~
A: Okay?
B: No~~
A: Because I have always I know so sentence ah ~ "contempt of the high people guilty"
B: Hey ~ this is right ~
A: you can afford to be big is big ~ you do not serve others that can not be ~ scolding the street is not a solution to the problem ~
B: ah ~ ~ ~ choking Fire is useless~~
A: Learn from Mr. Yu, I will become an outstanding person~
B: You ah? You have an advantage?
A: I'm a good person in my own right.
B: Ah, that's basic.
A: Hey, look at me, I'm a good person, let's put it this way.
B: Ah, I'm a good person in my own right.
A: I'm a good person in my own right.
B: Yes, I'm a good person in my own right.
A: I'm a good person in my own right.
A: I'm a good person in my own right.
A: I'm a good person in my own right.
B: ah
A: this is if I ~ waiting for the owner ~
B: alas ~ ~ ~ this is right ~ ~ ~
A: en ~~~~ pick up the money this four words say I ~ ~ ~
B: you can do?
A: Of course ~ waiting for the owner ~
B: good ~
A: the owner of the main said do not ~ I want to ~
B: Hey ~ people do not want ah? What do you tell people when you see them?
A: Don't tell him ah
B: Ah? Then what are you waiting for?
A: You wait for him to pass ~ oh ~ sure it's him ~ he's gone ~ you go home again ~
B: Well ~ you this money really collapse ~
A: I ~ I'll be successful ~
B: Ah
A: I'll be a distinguished person ~
B: Then what are you capable of ah?
A: Bah~~~
B: What?
A: You're a bully you're called~
B: How do you bully?
A: you from so many people to me down ~
B: no I just ask a na ~
A: you this you this speak human words?
B: I said what are you capable of?
A: A big mouth "what you have the ability", you are called insulting me know?
B: How insulting?
A: I've ruined a lifetime of wisdom in your hands~
B: What wisdom ah?
A: No
B: No? What would I have destroyed if I hadn't?
A: There is also destroyed in your hands ~
B: This is not no it?
A: I'm very good at what I do.
B: What do you know?
A: I can cut up mutton slices
B: Huh?
A: I can also cut slices of beef~
B: ooh~
A: I can also sharpen knives~
B: after sharpening the knife ~~~~
A: cut slices of mutton~
B: good~
A: also cut slices of beef~
B: don't cut it~ you're not a chef, is not it done?
A: right ~ can ah ~ line of work is a good man ~
B: Yes
A: right? We have a fellow traveler, an older woman, a chef.
B: Who is it?
A: Da Chang Jin~
B: Da Chang Jin?
A: Korea ~ Korea's ~ far ~ Road far ~ ~
B: Yes
A: with there through the superb cooking, the emperor are hooked up ~ I through my cooking
B: ah ~
A: I how to get two ladies together with a life ~
B: heart is really big, get two ladies?
A: Well, there's one in the palace and one on the other side.
B: Well, don't think about it!
A: I'd love to do that~
B: Ah~
A: I've opened a restaurant~
B: Yeah~
A: Korean food~
B: En En
A: I'm called Little Changjin~~
B: Little Changjin?
A: I'm open for business, and I've got customers, so I'll have a bowl of halibut
B: Why are you still selling halibut?
A: He thought he was buddies with the small intestine Chen'er (isn't that the name?).
B: Well, it's not a chain store this ~
A: I ~ I thought ~ I have to get a lucky ~ ~ ~
B: How to get lucky?
A: I first have to ask for a ~good~ auspicious ~~~~~
B: Omen?
A: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
B: You can also invite ah
A: I want to do a great job I have to ask for good luck
B: how to ask ah?
A: There is an old temple in the western mountains of Beijing, where there is an old fairy who is an old monk? That early?
A: I'm very pious.
B: Oh...
A: It's very important...you've seen our Tibetan lamas...
B: I know...
A: They're the ones who kowtow to the longest head...
B: Ah...
A: That's a sign of piety...
B: Right...
B.
A: "bia" and threw it there~~
B: It didn't fall that hard~~
A: Really, really, really~ "kua" and kowtowed~~~
B: Yes~
A: I'm going to be rich, I'm going to have six lamas in my house.
B: What for?
A: Mopping the floors
B: Huh? You're using the lamas as dunnage?
A: What's going on here?
B: Walking?
A: You have to walk, too.
B: Heh
A: You have to be pious.
B: Oh
A: I've walked to the west mountain, at 12:00 noon, for the whole morning.
A: I've been pious enough, haven't I?
B: It's fine
A: It's pious enough, isn't it?
B: En En
A: Step by step, into the temple, the little monk welcomed out ~
B: Ah ~
A: Where are you from? I said, 'I came to fight the Great Tang of the East'
B: Ah? To fetch the sutra to come?
A: Don't joke~ Don't joke~
B: That's right
A: Are you here to ask for an autograph? Or for health care?
B: What temple is this? How do you still have to do health care here?
A: This ~ this temple is called the sword temple
B: What sword temple ah?
A: When a legend ~ the king of Yue Goujian ~ ~ cheap ~
B: Who is cheap enough na?
A: The opposite is quite cheap ~ there is a big sword ~ and then the sword ~ grinding ~
B: (stop) we do not listen to the history of it
A: can cut the mutton slices
B: also cut the mutton slices it?
A: No, you don't understand this
B: I don't understand, you just say this ......
A: It's all science (XIAO two voices) ah, it's all ~
B: In the temple you just say this .....
A: He later his sword with that offer, cover this temple called the sword temple ~
B: Oh oh oh oh oh ~ ~ ~
A: We come to seek are that smile small sword ~
B: Oh ~ amulet ~ ~ ~
A: do a small person with a red rope tied to this ~ amulet ~ ~ ~ ~
B: En En
B:
A: I'm not sure what to say, but I'm not sure what to say, I don't know.
A: A big sword ~ small sword ~ right?
B: Don't mention it, you just
A: We are willing to ask for this
B: Oh
A: I said I asked for a sword ~ hey ~ you come with me up to the back of the room
B: Go in
A: The master is in the back of the room
B: ah
A: beat it to the punch
A.
A: ah ~ that sitting (action, meditation) opposite to do a girl ~
B: do a girl?
A: Ouch this beautiful ~ too beautiful ~
B: Why ah?
A: do health care ~
B: or do health care well this?
A: What the heck?
B: nonsense ~ why did she come ah?
A: she also seeks the sword ~ seeks the sword to ~
B: Oh oh ~
A: the girl is too good-looking ~ broken elephants are better than you look good ~
B: do not take me compared to ~
A: with this sitting ~ also come to seek ~ seeks the sword ~ ask the old monk to point out the way to the lost ~
B: Oh, also ~
A: Ennn~The master is giving her a lecture~
B: What is the lecture about?
A: (Singing) 'Throughout the ages, a beautiful marriage, Wang Er Sister Zhang Tingxiu has passed on that good story through the ages~'
B: Ao~~~~The old monk sang a duet before getting married~This one~
A: Let's be respectful, shall we?
B: Nonsense, that's what he sings about
A: I said, "I'm a long way from home."
B: Ah
A: I'll be out at 5:00, and I'll be here at 12:00, so I'll add an extra stopper, okay?
B: Heh~
A: You're tired, you sit this way~
B: You come up to the front~
A: I'm here with this, I said master ~ I beg you to point out the confusion ~
B: Hey, you say ~
A: "female master ah ~"
B: I'm here with this, I'm here with this, I'm here with this, I'm here with this, I'm here with this, I'm here with this, I'm here with this, I'm here with this, I'm here with this, I'm here with this.
B: Hey, what kind of look is this?
A: Ah?
B: change the person here~
A: moncler outlet store ~ moncler outlet store ~ I `~ I ~
B: ah ~
A: moncler outlet store ~ look ~
B: change the moncler outlet store ~
A: (action, open eyes around to find) you move that went you ~ oh ~ jacerelle ~ (to the girl) wait for me for a while ah
B: also not What serious monk this ~
A: "Say it, say it, what is the matter, say" Master, please point out to your disciple lost ~ I want to struggle, I want to become a great man, you see what I should pay attention to?
B: Say ~
A: (action, end frame, and then to the girl) wait a moment wait a moment ah
B: Do not think of her ah ~ this is still a person it did not see it?
A: "Bodhi is not a tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing, why would it stain the dust" ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
A: really good, really good
B: What did it say?
A: Who knows~
B: Huh?
A: It's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.
A: Master!
B: "One more"
B: "One more"
B: "The old monk with a flip-flop"
A: "En~En~~~Dao got the Three Emperors and Five Emperors~Famous Xiahou and Shang Zhou~Five Hegemony and Seven Heroes Spring and Autumn ~ ...........
A: I'll give you one more...one more...
B: Ah...
A: "One more? （
B: Don't worry about that.
A: "One more..."
B: It's not over yet.
A: "Listen to this one... listen to this one..."
A: "I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
A: "Listen to this one.
A: "Wang Er Sister ~ ......"
B: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
A: Anyway, it's just a little narrower in the belly and a little narrower in the workplace.
B: Nothing else?
B: the amulet ~
A: "wait ~" the little monk hit the back to bring ~ the teacher picked up respect ~
B: Oh ~
A: "master, this sword is not trivial ~ "
B: the sword is not trivial ~
A: the sword is not trivial. "
B: Why?
A: "En~ It was specially walked light by the poor monk! Ah~"
B: You first put it down~first put it down~okay don't talk about it~purposefully naked ah?
A: Yes, the old monk was naked on purpose.
B: I've never heard of it... Look who's hanging a bare-assed old monk!
A: Don't talk nonsense, okay?
B: Nonsense ~ old monk naked why?
A: naked, people are temple monks ~ people monk ~ people walk ......
B: open ~~~~ open ~~~~
A: (froze) you lied to me, right?
B: What am I lying to you about?
A: When we were young, we played together, the children played together, who pants down, that is called ~ enlightenment it ~
B: that is called walking light ~ know?
A: What about this?
B: It's called enlightenment ah ~
A: This is not ~ not picking the old monk pants, right?
B: Nonsense ~ picking the old monk pants why ah?
A: Then who's pants?
B: Who's pants do not pick ~
A: that do not pick ~ how ~ how to open the light?
B: No~ Why don't you understand? This thing is called enlightenment ~ nothing to do with peeling pants ~
A: wearing pants ah? Wearing pants?
B: What a novelty...
A: How can you be naked with your pants on?
B: Who says it's light enough?
A: Who in the end pants stripped?
B: Who pants did not pick ~ not pick pants ~ ~ `
A: not pick pants?
B: This thing is called open light~
A: open light?
B: Hey, right~~
A: ooh~ can be clear about this~~
B: what ac~!
A: I thank you ~ thank you ~ with a good ~ thank you, Master ~ I said you blessed me will be terrific in the future ~
B: ah
A: I ask, I still have anything to pay attention to?
B: Yes
A: "(Singing) Passed down through the ages,"
B: Well, also this paragraph~
A: "A good marriage~ ...... "
B: not sing it
A: not sing it not sing it ah?
B: don't sing~
..................
A: I'll take a pen, and scribble this half-ra, it's a Beijing O ah~
< p>B: Oh~~A: I am the Ministry of Public Security's car ah~
B: ooh ~~~~
A: go home ~ take a pen and paint it after, hung on my that car ~
B: En En
A: drive and came out ~
B: get out ~
A: the police take a look at the "Hey~Hey~Hey~~~~~ down~down~down~down~"
B: Why are you still stopping me?
A: I said what are you doing? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
A: "The Ministry of Public Security still has motorcycles?"
B: Well ~ you do not recognize other cars, right?
A: I've been driving this thing for a long time
B: Let's get another car
A: I've been hit again
B: Yes
A: Why is it that every time I have to get to the end of the line I'm notified of my disqualification?
B: Who let you race?
A: They say you have to pay a little tuition to do great things!
B: No reason at all.
A: I think I can't keep listening to other people... I'm always pointing out that this thing won't work out.
B: That's true.
A: I'll do it on my own... I'll be down-to-earth... I'll be down-to-earth...
B: Hey...
A: I'm starting with the smallest of things...
B: Doing what?
A: What?
A: Step by Step
B: Ah
A: Real Estate first
B: Ai ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ this is not small this ~ ~ ~
A: I ~ have to do something with a record
B: You still have a record?
A: I'm going to Wangfujing to buy a piece of land first~
B: Is there any land in Wangfujing
A: You can't buy it~ I'm going to do it~
B: Why?
A: My uncle is in charge of that area.
B: Oh.
A: Toilet hygiene
B: Huh? Sweeping the toilet?
A: He's in charge of both of those rooms.
B: A man and a woman.
A: I'll find him.
B: Oh.
A: I was just about to find him... my uncle's in charge of both of them.
B: The toilet sweeper's in charge of both of them, too?
A: He can't match the number of whisk brooms with the number of dungarees
B: What's the use of stealing in this thing?
A: I'll have to find someone to fish him out, right?
B: And fishing?
A: find someone to fish him ah
B: ah ah
A: my uncle to the Beijing Municipal Public Security Bureau
B: Oh
A: escorted it
B: escorted?
A: I've never seen them in my life, but I've seen them now!
B: Hey ~ right ~ that can talk to go ~
A: Hey ~ ~ ~ a comic called Li Jing ~
B: Oh ~
A: His uncle in the U.S. ambassador tube ~
B: Hey ~!
A: responsible for toilet hygiene~
B: all the toilet sweepers~
A: I'll find him~
B: why?
A: I said uncle, quickly save my uncle~
B: Ah?
A: ah ~ help me ~ he said I can not ~ can not go ~
B: What is it?
A: I can't go to the kids.
B: Why?
A: I don't have a schedule right now~~~
B: What other schedule is there for cleaning toilets?
A: He's the only one who can keep an eye on the toilets.
B: There's no one to change shifts.
A: It'll be dirty when he's gone.
B: Ah.
A: I've thought about it.
B: Why?
A: My ~that toilet~ pan down doesn't do much good~
B: So what?
A: I built eighty floors are also two innings~
B: Hey ~ right~
A: Hall is very small ~ right?
B: There's no hall at all. There's one men's and one women's restroom.
A: There's a window to buy paper and stuff
B: Ah~~~The ticket office?
A: Where is the cheapest place to sell?
B: Ah~
A: There's a comedian named Xu Deliang in Deyunsha
B: Oh
A: "I~I know~ my grandma's house~ fifty dollars an acre"
B: It's really cheap
A: Yo, man~ don't tell anyone about it.
B: ah ah ah
A: this is cheap let's not quarrel
B: buy to go?
A: Let's put together a thousand dollars to buy the land.
B: A thousand dollars?
A: Go home and push your bicycles to the entrance of the hutongs
B: What for?
A: Let's go there to buy some land.
B: Oh
A: These shareholders, Xu Deliang, said that I do not go.
B: Ah?
A: "I do not go" I said you chicken thief, right?
B: What?
A: You're too lazy to pedal? I'll carry you on my back, and we'll work in shifts~
B: Carry?
A: "I can't get there."
B: Where?
A: "Tsaidam"
B: Huh? Tsaidam, huh?
A: I heard ah, this is too no
B: not even a little bit
A: Chai Damu ah
B: en
A: that are considered outside the Third Ring Road
B: what outside the Third Ring Road
B: what you do a little bit of geography to see it, okay?
A: What? In the Third Ring Road?
B: What three rings?
A: In the Third Ring Road, outside the Third Ring Road?
B: Xinjiang ~ know?
A: Xinjiang village? Haidian side, I know ~
B: you have not been out of Beijing is it?
A: No ~ not far ~ ~ ~
B: Xinjiang ~ autonomous region?
A: oops ~ not close ~ this trip ah ~
B: ah ~
A: you say that this really build on the house ~ my owners to work is a problem ~
B: think really far ~
A: in order to buy a house for that unit are resigned ~ inappropriate ah '
B: that's ah ~
B: that's ah ~
B: I dig for them. p>A: I give them to dig subway okay? ～
B: the subway from Beijing to Xinjiang?
A: No traffic jam, fast ~ "miso" to the ~
B: Yes
A: digging ~ ~ ~ digging ~ ~ you say I sold the building enough money to dig the subway?
B: Just your previous dollars?
A: It's not good enough, it's not good enough, it's not good enough, it's not good enough, it's not good enough.
A: I dug and dug and dug my way to Shanxi, and then I dug up coal. p>B: ooh ~
A: cleaned ~ written "eight honor and eight shame" resistance to Pan Street (is this place?) then sold
A: cleaned ~ written "eight honor and eight shame" resistance to Pan Street (is this place?) then sold.
B: ooh ~ ~ well ~ ~ the real thing as a fake to sell this is also able to ~
A: en ~ ~ ~ right ~ ~ this is appropriate ~
B: ah ah ~
A: not ~ ~ digging to the Yellow River is still leaking na ~
B: ah ~
A: the subway, my homeowner ~ ~ wearing a straw hat ~ cloaked in a raincoat ~ umbrella? raincoat ~ with an umbrella?
B: ooh~~
A: that much oozing desert?
B: That's it?
A: No, and geographically speaking ah ~ they told me ~ Tsaidam belongs to ~ "Basin" ~ you know
B: Hey ~ no ~ ~ "Basin ~"
A: Basin?
B: Hey! Big words ~ ~ ~ ~
A: Basin ~
B: non-there is a small word ah?
A: How?
B: Basin ~ the two are big words
A: you listen to me this ah ~ "Basin" and you that is directly opposite
B: not teasing you know?
A: I can add words to it.
B: Who added words to it?
A: I can add words.
A: Huh?
B: Basin ~ that's it ~
A: Basin ah ~ water ~ rain water ~
B: ah
A: "hua" a rain ~ four floors are gone ~
B: Oh ~
A: I only built three floors of the house ~
A: I'm just building the house.
B: Then it's all flooded.
A: That won't do.
B: Oh.
A: Oh, what should we do? Isn't there any higher ground?
B: Yes.
A: Where?
B: Mount Everest ah
A: Yo ~ this is a difference of several stops ~
B: How do you count this?
A: This is to build affordable housing ~
B: that ah?
A: Let's talk about something more appropriate to do to
B: Good to
A: I have the owner of the work ~ we can be picked up by plane to
B: Airplane to work?
A: get up in the morning ~ Everest that there is a stop ~
B: ah ~
A: are bombed on the plane ~ pulled to Beijing to work to ~
B: that can not be ~ where to work ah ~ where your plane landed ah?
A: the air drop on Changan Street ~
B: ah? The parachute?
A: parachute to go ~ also can not ~ this Beijing poles are too many ~
B: En
A: four nine city hanging everywhere is my owners ~
B: well ~ with that pick?
A: If the security guards pick people down, it's just too much work.
B: It's a lot of work, isn't it?
A: Yes, he is cold, is it there?
B: cold ~ ~ ~ ~ year-round snow ~ ~ ~
A: also have to take care of people to go there to plow snow ~ ~ ~ ~ the house how to do it?
B: It's cold in the house too.
A: Heaters?
B: Where do you get the coal?
A: Hey ~ you forget? Digging subway to Shanxi not coal?
B: ah ~ right right ~
A: don't sell ~ burn it ~ ~ oops ~ not a solution ~ they say global warming ~
B: right ~
A: by then it will be melted ~
B: there is no snow ~
A: but my house is built on the ice ~
B: the house is built on ice
A: But my house is built on that ice.
A: What do you think?
B: That can not be helped that ~
A: really worried about the sleep ~ ~ ~ a night and a night sad ~
B: can not be ~
A: What can be done?
B: Yeah...
A: It's really urgent...I need to find some rich friends to work with...
B: Rich people?
A: You always work with poor people like Xu Deliang Li Jing ~ not good ~
B: Oh ~
A: They look at me like a cake ~
B: Well ~ hungry crazy ~
A: This can not be ~ I can not sleep for a night and a half ~ midnight 12 o'clock I went out on the street ~ think ~ where can I find a few rich people to go to
A: This is not good ~ I have not been able to sleep ~ midnight 12 o'clock I walked to the street ~ think ~ where I find a few rich people to go
A: I have to find some rich friends to work with me, I have to find some rich friends to work with you.
B: the heart of the valve ~
A: by the fight over a ~
B: ah
A: dressed in rags ~ you want to hide are too late ~
B: you see ~
A: to hide the poor to hide the poor he came to ~
B: ah
A: "(inverted mouth)"
Mr. Mr. ~ ~ "listen to talk ~ you listen to talk ~
B: that is, do not know where the people ~
A: "Mr. ~ please help me to ~"
B: Heh ~!
A: "I'm so poor that I have nothing left."
B: Heh...
A: "No house, no land, no car, no money... I'm so poor that all I have left is this gun in my hand..."
B: Huh?
A: "I have no house, no land, no car, no money. A: "I'm a hijacker?
A: (nodded) Thank you ~ thank you ~
B: Do not be polite ~
A: (raised his hand) I'll go with you I'll go with you ~ do not make a fuss, good to discuss ah
B: how fresh na?
A: When I got to the place where he lives, I said, "What do you want?
B: Ah
A: "Hey, we have Guo Degang ~ you are his daughter-in-law, right? Take 100,000 yuan or I'll kill him in the morning."
B: Ah
A: My daughter-in-law is happy to say, "It's a deal."
B: What kind of person is this?
A: "I'll send you 150,000 after it's done"
B: Well ~ really ruthless ~
A: The robbers put down the phone to cry all night ah ~ ~ ~ ~
B: Aiya ~
A: "What kind of person is this ah ~ ~ ~ You this day
B: people can not see coherent ~
A: "You might as well be dead ~
B: said ah ~
A: ah?