It is said that now Firewind is loved by the majority of female compatriots as a typical representative of the new good man. His original name was Huo Feng, and twenty years ago he was also said to be in rock and roll. There is no way to mix, so began the vicious music towards, ten years ago singing "big sedan chair", ten years later singing "wife wife I love you", the fire of this song means civilians? Means the beginning of good times? Don't look at Firewind dressed as a crop duster, but he still has quite an eye for finding a pretty wife. Disgusting index: 4 stars.
2. Xie Yuxin "Hubby Hubby I Love You"
With the shell rich man jailed, some time ago Xie Yuxin by the shell rich man to support the scandal finally surfaced, but this woman is not a simple character, intends to put this scandal book published. Director Chen has said, "Can a person be so shameless to such an extent?" Firewind's song is a double-yolked egg. The song remains the same, with a different word for the woman to sing to her husband. "What will go to the end", "what is made of" these fashionable slogan songs used to be the patent of Xie Yuxin MM. Just have a bright skin is useless, the bone. Say it again I have become a network mob. Vomit index: 5 stars.
3. Yang Chengang "I am your husband"
Yang Chengang, a network singer with a toad's face, has been upgraded after "Mouse Loves Rice" and is not willing to be lonely to once again release this song "I am your husband", I'm a man, you're a woman. So you're mine and I'm yours. Come on Yang Chengang, no one blames you for your poor language grades, it's okay if you are ugly, I will think you have a beautiful soul, but you have nothing to do but to concoct these trashy children's songs to poison the flowers of our motherland when a foreigner points to "The Mouse Loves Rice". Said to me in a mocking tone, "Is this your popular Chinese song?" I was speechless. Yang Chengang, this is a disgrace! Vomit index: 5 stars.
4. Xie Jun's "That Night"
Speaking of this song, I have to mention a certain remote county leader's blog on the China Blog Network, who, while documenting a bed***pillow escapade wild experience, had the lyrics of this song doctored into his limerick, "What that night, I forced you." I have always admired the lowly ignorance of the aesthetic sensibilities of a county official from a poor countryside. His acreage, which I frequented, would constantly create punchlines that would make me, as well as my coworkers, laugh. To give a small example, the county's economy is not very prosperous, so in the Teacher's Day before the arrival of the moon cakes sent to everyone in advance, the flavor of the moon cakes is still good, eat can not finish can slowly eat it!
A few decades ago, the popular ditty song again this year, I do not know how Xie Jun, anyway, the market, cab everywhere to listen to "that night, you did not reject me! That night, I hurt you, that night, you were full of tears, that night, you got drunk for me, that night, I broke up with you, that night, I hurt you, that night, I raised my glass, that night, my heart cried drunk." Vomit index: 5 stars.
5. Vow "Seeking Buddha"
This song by Brother Vow is really good, I would simply describe it as a "classic". "Can we still see each other again, I've been begging for thousands of years in front of the Buddha, willing to use a few lifetimes of our lifelong love affair, hoping to move heaven". Sensational enough, pious enough! Please, dress with some taste. This is a good way to see the Buddha, it will make people misunderstand that it is a human demon!
Hopefully, when Lord Buddha hears this song, he won't be so angry that he'll be in a rage. Vomit index: 3 and a half stars.
6. Xiang Xiang's "Xiang Piao Piao"
Xiang Xiang must be secretly happy that a country girl, a karaoke enthusiast, can actually become popular overnight through the Internet, and the "Song of the Pig" may be another fire in the Year of the Pig, and don't you see that "Xiang Piao Piao" has been chosen as a milk tea commercial song? Don't look at her singing without skills, who let people in their previous life is a lucky star reincarnation! Vomit index: 3 stars.
7 Ah Niu "Peach Blossoms"
Don't look at Ah Niu's big popping teeth and naive appearance, capturing the public's psychology can be really a set of, as the saying goes, New Year's Eve is the most suitable for visiting relatives and friends, and now Ah Niu is here, with a bullock cart full of songs and a bellyful of misses, the drums and gongs are going to come to congratulate you all the lord and lady of the New Year happy! Prosperity and peace! Peach blossoms bloom! As I write this, I can't help but look around, there won't be any Peach Blossom Spirit or any other demons or ghosts appearing, right? Vomit index: 3 stars.
8 Guo Meimei "not afraid of fear"
Global hit dance music "Mai Axi" the first cockroach Chinese version of the "not afraid of fear" officially on the stage. The lively tune has nonsensical lyrics. Coupled with Guo Mei Mei panting singing, indeed too childish, love of singing is a simple idea, a simple belief, you though you can be in the KTV self-satisfaction intoxicated a bit, are 24 years old, pretend what cartoon small kind of it? Compare and contrast the two versions, it's pure techno, why is it that MM Kwok's vocal cords emit such a bizarre childish sound? Vomit index: 3 stars.
9. Pang Long "You Are My Rose"
Back in the day, Pang Long was in Changzhou's big and small concert halls for a while, who knew that the time was right, all kinds of lowly animal songs are endless, from rats to sheep, and then to butterflies. The times make the man! Pang Long's appearance fee is now tens of thousands of dollars anyhow. Since butterflies are popular, a little more romantic roses wouldn't hurt, as long as the streets are circulating! Vomit index: 4 stars.
10 Flowers' "Hip Swish Swish"
The red-hot "Hip Swish Swish" was pointed out by netizens the other day as an alleged plagiarism of Japanese group PUFFY's "K2G Running Toward You," with the chorus parts of the two songs being identical. To this, the flower band responded in a dismissive manner, "People are red, people are right and wrong." Brainstorming, is this plagiarism? Or is it a cover? It's still a good boy to learn from your mistakes. Vomit index: 4 stars.