The Moonlight Box of Journey to the West with Big Lies classic lines and quotes

Zhi Zun Bao: Long night without sleep, I thought only I can not sleep, the original Jing Jing girl you can not sleep ah!

Zhi Zun Bao: I Kao!I served You!

Bai Jing Jing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you!

Zhi Zun Bao: is thinking you give me a reason to kill me first!

Wukong: I have the body of vajra, ten Guanyin I do not put in the eyes.

(Another fight, Guanyin put Wukong into the bottle of manna.)

Guanyin: Today, I'm going to do the right thing!

Guanyin: I can't explain to the Jade Emperor if I don't destroy him!

Tang Monk: Please tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to pay for one life! (Sitting on the ground, he threw his staff into the air) Mumble Amitabha Buddha! (The staff smashed the Tang monk to death.)

Maiden: I see, you're crazy!

Zixia: Then let's all start this relationship immediately!

Tang Monk: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like that?

Goku: wow-! Shut up!

Tang Monk: You scared me again!

Tang Monk: Wukong, go ahead and stab me to death, what sorrow in life, what suffering in death, when you understand the righteousness of giving up life, you will naturally come back to sing this song with me! Mumble Amitabha, Mumble Amitabha, Mumble Amitabha

Zhi Zun Bao: Hey, hey, hey, hey, why be so serious and impulsive?

Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?

Goku: Ha! I am not concerned about you, just mole crickets still steal life, the gods dry into your like, simply do not do it!

People are born from their mothers, demons are born from their mothers, if this demon is still a little bit of humanity, it must be a human demon

Moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it will pollute the environment, and what if it smashes into the children? Even if it doesn't hit the kids, it's still not good for the plants and flowers!

It's raining, it's thundering, it's raining, it's collecting clothes!

If you want to talk about it, you don't have to say it, how do I know you want it? Although you look at me with sincerity, you still have to tell me what you want. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?

Don't blame the master for muttering; put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid to die and don't tremble; carry the black pot I'll do it, send to death you'll do it, and fight with all your might for the sake of all beings! The sacrifice is also worth it.

Being a demon is like being a human being, to have a kind heart, with a kind heart, it is no longer a demon, is a human demon.

People and goblins are born of mom, the difference is that people are born of his mother, the demon is born of his mother your mom your name?

Guanyin: Sun Wukong, you animal, you originally promised Buddha to escort your master Tang Sanzang to get the Western Scriptures, you actually collude with the Bull Demon King to eat your master, do you know that the great crime committed?

Sun Wukong: less nagging! You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I do not kill you, do not think I am afraid of you!

Tang Monk: Wukong, how can you talk to Guanyin sister like this?

Guanyin: You are not afraid of me, and why did you hurt Zixia Fairy and snatch her Moonlight Box? You do not just want to avoid me.

Wukong: Since you can't hide, then old Sun will fight you to the death! (Wukong threw the Moonlight Box with his hand and it hit the Tang Monk on the head.)

Tang Monk: What are you doing again?

Wukong: Well (ready to do it)

Tang monk: ah ah! People don't get angry, anger will violate the anger precepts! Wukong you also too naughty, I told you, told you not to throw things, throwing things so do (Bam, Wukong stick fell to the ground) You see I have not finished it you put the stick and threw it away! The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if it hits the kids? Even if it did not hit the children hit the flowers and plants is not right ah!

(Wukong grabbed the box in the hands of the Tang Monk)

Tang Monk: What are you doing?

Wukong: Let go!

Tang Monk: You want it? Wukong, if you want it, you just say it, how do I know you want it, although you look at me very sincerely, but you still have to tell me you want it. Do you really want it? Then take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?

Wukong: I Kao! (Wukong punches the Tang monk down.)

Guanyin: Huh? Sun Wukong!

Goku: Did you see that? This guy has nothing to do with long-winded mother-in-law gibberish, as if there is a fly all day long, buzz sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz fly into your ears, help ah! (Wukong fell to the ground and rolled over, in unusual pain.)

The Second Master: You know it's a black store, but you still dare to come in, aren't you afraid of the sheep into the tiger's mouth?

Chunsanny: It's too early to say who is a sheep and who is a tiger. If you are robbers, are you not afraid that I am the head of the robbers?

The Second Lord: Huh?! Who the hell are you?

(Chunsanniang flashed the peach blossom mark on her shoulder

Chunsanniang: (flashed the peach blossom mark on her shoulder) Where the peach blossom passes, not an inch of grass grows, and where the money falls to the ground, the head of the man is not guaranteed. (Throw down the copper money on top of the head of each person, the people are terrified)

Zhi Zun Bao: Chun Thirty Niang come to Wuyue Mountain what for? This female devil has always been unable to reach without treasure, could it be, there will be a big deal here? (Open your eyes) You fools still put silver on your head for what! Put it down!

The second leader: no ah! If the money falls to the ground, the head will not be protected!

Zhi Zun Bao: What did you say? The second pawn--! (A pinch grabbed the blind man's neck) you are so gutless how to be my second-in-command?

Blind: Master I am not the second in command I am blind ah! He is the second in command! (

Blind: I'm not the second in command, I'm blind!

Zhi Zun Bao: You think I don't know! (Pointing to a person next to him) I scolded the blind man who made you ashamed? (A turn) You still run-!

(chased to a dog in front of) look at you this kind of virtues, sneaky, disgraceful, cloaked, human-like, how to come out with me to break into the world, ah?

The second leader: master, I am here ah!

Zhi Zun Bao: still not show up? (Bewildered)

Maiden: I see, you're crazy!

Zixia: Then let's all start this relationship immediately!

Tang Monk: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like that?

Goku: wow-! Shut up!

Tang Monk: You scared me again!

Tang Monk: Wukong, go ahead and stab me to death, what sorrow in life, what pain in death, when you understand the righteousness of giving up life, you will naturally come back to sing this song with me! Mumble Amitabha, Mumble Amitabha, Mumble Amitabha

Zhi Zun Bao: Hey, hey, hey, hey, why be so serious and impulsive?

Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?

Zhi Zun Bao: do not need?

Bodhi: Do you need it?

Supreme Being: don't you need it?

Bodhi: Need it?

Supreme Being: don't need it?

Guanyin: Are you no longer attached to earthly things?

Zi Zun Bao: it does not matter, life is also why sad, death is also why bitter

Big Story Classic Lines

Big Story Classic Lines

1, I do not want you to look at me when the heart is thinking of another person.

2, with my life, hold your hand.

3. Look, that person seems like a dog. The sea of bitterness is flooded with love and hate, and it is hard to escape the fate of this world.

4, the reason you have not yet become the Monkey King, because you have not yet encountered the person who gave you three moles.

5. Who says I'm cross-eyed? I'm just focusing my vision on one point to change the way I used to see things!

6, you see, that person seems like a dog hey.

7. I used to see things with my naked eyes. But at the moment of my death, I began to use the heart to see the world, all things can really see unprecedentedly clear

8, be careful which, thunder, rain collection clothes ah!

9. Goddess of Mercy, I am beginning to understand what you said, I used to see things with my physical eyes. But at the moment of my death, I began to use my mind's eye to see the world, all things can really see so clearly as never before that the girl in my heart shed a tear, I can completely feel at that time she was how sad!

10, if you can not with my favorite people together, even if I let me do the Jade Emperor I will not be happy which.

11, wife, the Bull Demon King do not fight, out to see God!

12, in the future you are my people, and my donkey as well, to give you a stamp.

13, I guessed the front, but I can not guess the ending.

14, I like you so much, you like me a little will die ah?

15, my lover is a hero, one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me, I guessed the front but I can not guess the ending.

16, I left one thing in your heart

17, your conscience tells me that your favorite person is not me, is another woman. After I saw what she left in your conscience, I felt that the person you came back after these 500 years to find was not me, but her. You and I have to believe that this is all God's will, the legendary destiny.

18, come on! As you said, it is useless to be unhappy even if you live forever!

19, I want to stay because there are things waiting for me to do, you guys run faster to reincarnation. In this life, I harmed you to be cut a knife, I hope the next life can have the opportunity to return!

20, I'm not spying on you, I just want to study some subtle feelings between people, Zixia in your mind is an exclamation point? Or a period? Is your head full of question marks?

21, I saw her in my heart left a tear, I can completely feel how sad she was at that time!

22, leave some memories okay? Don't, to stay, leave your people.

23, my man of the hour is a hero, one day he will step on the colorful clouds to marry me, I guessed the beginning, but I can not guess the ending

24, the moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it will pollute the environment, smashed into the children how to do? Even if you can't hit the kids, it's not good to hit the plants and flowers!

25, you are referring to which bitch, say it, now everywhere is a bitch na.

26, like a person need reasons? Need? Do not need? Need?

27, it turned out that the girl left a tear in my heart, I can completely feel how sad she was.

28, if you want then you talk, you do not say how do I know you want it, although you are very sincere look at me, but you still have to tell me that you want. You've got to be able to get the best out of it, and you've got to be able to get it right. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?

29, I have long seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, you want to sit in my seat right?

30, I never knew, originally love a person is so painful.

31, life is not happy, death is not bitter.

32, my intention is a hero, one day he will be wearing golden armor, foot colorful clouds to take me back.

33, because you are my master ah, you left me alone to stay here what is the meaning of ah?

34, people and leprechauns are mom born, different people are people fuck, demon is demon fuck

35, my sweetheart is a big hero, one day he will ride the colorful clouds back to marry me.

36, today I came to give you back your heart.

37, one day when you find that you love a person you hate, this relationship is the most deadly!

38, in that case, let's start this relationship immediately!

39, save you! Change what image, do your mountain bandit this promising career to go!

40, I do not want to rationalize the sunset warrior, I want to sandstorm his eyes, I will take the opportunity to charm his soul.

41, used to accompany people to see the moon when called people little sweet, now the new man wins the old man, called people Mrs. Cow!

42, Wukong, you despite stabbing me to death, life and why sad, death and why bitter, when you understand the sacrifice of life, you will naturally come back to sing this song with me! Mumble Amitabha, Mumble Amitabha

43, love and death, we are powerless to resist. You can escape the destiny of love, but I can't avoid the end of death.

44, running are running so handsome, I am so happy!

45, and so you understand the reasoning of giving up life, you will naturally come back to sing this song with me. onlyyou~~~~~

46, Qingxia: Ha, but also said that it is not a neurological disease! Zixia: It's not a neurosis, it's an ideal!

47, the long night, mindless sleep. I thought only I can not sleep, the original Jingjing girl you can not sleep.

48, the wind dance bright moon, the dream falls between the flowers. A dream to wake up, like a world apart, between the two eyebrows, lovesickness all dye.

49, you shaved your beard for what? Do you know that you have no character with less beard?

50, I guessed the front but I can not guess the ending.

51, in the past to accompany me to see the moon, called people small sweet! Now the new man is better than the old man, call him Mrs. Niu!

52, cheating on cheating, like moths, know that will be hurt, or to jump to the fire, moths are so stupid.

53, the reason you have not become the Monkey King, because you have not yet encountered the person who gave you three moles.

54, everyone see? This guy has nothing to talk about long-winded mother-in-law gibberish, as if there is a fly all day, buzzing sorry, not a, is a bunch of flies around you ah, buzzing buzzing fly to your ears inside. Help! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

55, Jingjing said: you are not afraid of me to kill you? Supreme Treasure: afraid, but there is no way, I do not want you to look at me when the heart is thinking of another person.

56, this is not a psychosis, is the ideal!

57, I have a friend said, left something in my heart, I would like to see what in the end.

58, Zixia in your mind is not an exclamation point? Or a period? Is your head full of question marks?

59, Wen also can not martial arts also can not, you do not do mountain bandits, you want to do the scholar ah?

60, people and goblins are born of mom, the difference is that people are born of his mother, the demon is born of his mother's demon your mom's name?

61. How many brothers and sisters do you have? I'm not sure how much I can say, but I'm sure I can. You say something, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

62. Oh, no wonder I've been having the same nightmare for so long. Inside a dark and lonely environment, a pair of very colorful eyes have been staring at me, looking at me very embarrassed. It's your kind of eyes that have made me blush on several occasions. The original destined me to hit the demon today!

63, so just get my body, and can not get my soul. I already have a lover, we will not have results, you let me go!

64, don't blame the master muttered; put on the gold band, don't be afraid to die don't tremble; back the black pot I come, send to death you go, fight with all your might for all beings! It's worth the sacrifice.

65, do not happy, what is the use of immortality!

66, people are born of his mother, the demon is born of his mother, as long as you have a good heart is no longer a demon, is a human demon.

67, the moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it will pollute the environment, smashed into the children how to do? Even if you can't hit the children to hit the flowers and grass is not good!

68, it's all your fault! Look like a pig! Otherwise he would have thrown up like this?

69: Did you see that? This guy has nothing to talk about long-winded mother-in-law gibberish, as if there is a fly all day, buzzing sorry, not a, is a bunch of flies around you, buzzing to your ears inside, help ~ life ~ ah so I grabbed this fly squeeze its belly to pull out its intestines and then use its intestines to strangle the neck of the hard pull. The whole tongue came out! I was in the hand up and down, wow the whole world is clean.

70, less nagging! You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman I do not kill you, do not think I am afraid of you!

71, I am your husband after five hundred years, five hundred years after you because I have come back here through thick and thin, here to do all these things are all for you.

72, who says I'm cross-eyed? I'm just focusing my vision on one point to change the way I used to look at things, why? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.

73, my lover is a hero, one day he will be wearing a golden armor, riding the colorful clouds to marry me. I guessed the beginning, but not the end.

74. It is because of the extra burden of you, he will be a little higher!

75, but I really do not understand, hate a person can be ten years, fifty years or even five hundred years of such hate, why the hatred can be as big as this?

76, my intended, is a hero, one day, he will ride the colorful clouds to marry me, I guessed the beginning but can not guess the ending.

77, there was a sincere feelings in front of me, I did not cherish, until after the loss, I just regret! The most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to the girl: I love you! If I have to add a period of time, I hope it is ten thousand years!

78, there was a sincere love in front of me, I did not cherish, when I lost the time I regret, the most painful thing in the world than this. If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will ...

79, I will not make it difficult for you. Please sister tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to pay for one life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Please sister, you understand that I do this, is only to try to penitentize the inferior disciples, in line with the Buddha's compassionate spirit of fearlessness ah!

80, now I solemnly declare that all the things on this mountain are mine, including you.

81, with you also want to take me, you think you are Buddha Buddha ah?

82, my intended is a gaijin. Since heaven arranged for him to draw my purple and green sword, he must be an extraordinary person, no mistake! I know that one day he will appear in a situation where all the attention is on him, wearing golden armor and holy clothes, feet on the seven-colored auspicious clouds to marry me!

83, at that time the sword from my throat is only 0.01 centimeters, but a quarter of an incense burner, the sword's mistress will be completely in love with me, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one I think is the most perfect.

84, voice-over: at that time, the sword was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat, but after a quarter of an incense stick, the mistress of the sword will completely fall in love with me, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one I think is the most perfect.

85, big brother, you're just a robber, do not learn from others to be learned!

86, ha! I'm not concerned about you, only mole crickets still steal life, the gods dry into you like this, simply do not do it!

87, that man looks so strange. I also saw, he looks like a dog.

88, No, you see that person, like a dog!

89, Hey, hey, hey! People do not get angry, angry will violate the anger precepts. Wukong you are also too naughty, I told you told you not to throw things, how do you again you see, I have not finished you threw the stick! The moonlight box is a treasure, you throw it away will pollute the environment, if you hit the children how to do, even if you can not hit the children, hit the flowers and plants is not right.

90, to be a demon is like being a human being, you have to have a kind heart, with a kind heart, it is no longer a demon, it is a human demon.

Moonlight Box classic quotes

1, be a demon is like being a human being, to have a kind heart, with a kind heart, it is no longer a demon, a human demon.

2, people are born of his mother, the demon is born of his mother, if the demon is still a little bit of humanity, then his mother must be a human demon

3, the moonlight box is a treasure, throwing it will pollute the environment, smashed to the children how to do? Even if you can't hit the kids, it's not a good idea to hit the plants and flowers!

4. I won't make it difficult for you. Please sister with the Jade Emperor said, poor monks are willing to a life for a life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Please sister, you understand that I do this, is only trying to probation of the inferior disciples, in line with the Buddha's compassionate spirit of fearlessness ah!

5. It's thundering, it's raining, it's collecting clothes!

6, used to accompany people to see the moon when called people little sweet, now the new man is better than the old man, called people Mrs. Cow!

7, I understand, you're crazy!

8, I'm not spying on you, I just want to study some subtle feelings between people, Zixia in your mind is an exclamation point? Or a period? Is your head full of question marks?

9. How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Say something, I just want to make one more friend before I die.

10, people and goblins are born of mom, the difference is that people are born of his mother, the demon is born of his mother's demon your mom's name ah?

11, normal ah! I have a lot more hair on the rest of my body, how is it, is not to see your heart itchy ah?

12, open sword and gun can not fight her, dark arrow she is difficult to prevent, tonight three with five poisonous incense let her taste, first rape and then kill!

13, then we all start this relationship immediately!

14, there was a sincere love in front of me, I did not cherish, until after the loss of my regret. The most painful thing in life than this, if everything can be repeated, I will say to the girl: I love you! If you want me to add a period of time in this love that will be ten thousand years!

15, hey, I'm researching with you, why so serious? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.

16, mother, with the Bull Demon King out to see God.

17, a long night without sleep, I thought only I could not sleep, so Jingjing girl you can not sleep ah!

18, I Kao! I served You!

19, if you want to talk about it, you don't say how do I know you want it, although you look at me very sincerely, but you still have to tell me what you want. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?

20, do not blame the master muttered; put on the gold band, do not be afraid of death do not tremble; back the black pot I come, to send you to death, fight with all your might for all beings! The sacrifice is also worth it. If heaven can give me a chance to do it again, I will say three words to which girl: I love you, if I have to add a term to this love, I hope it is ten thousand years!

2. Oh, no wonder I've been having the same nightmare for so long. In a dark and lonely environment, a pair of very colorful eyes have been staring at me, see me very embarrassed. It's your kind of eyes, and a few times it even made me blush. It turns out that I am destined to hit the demon today.

3, the Monkey King: because you are a woman I do not kill you, do not think I am afraid of you.

4, the Monkey King: everyone see? This guy has nothing to talk about long-winded mother-in-law gibberish, as if there is a fly all day long, buzzing ...... sorry, not a, is a bunch of flies around you, buzzing ...... to your ears inside, help ah ... ...So I grabbed this fly and squeezed its belly to pull out its intestines and then strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled hard. The whole tongue comes out! I'm falling on my hands. Wow - the whole world is clean.

5, Zixia Fairy: Then we all start this relationship immediately!

6. Zixia Fairy: Since heaven arranged for him to pull out my purple and green sword, he must be an extraordinary person, no mistake! I know that one day he will appear in a million wills and purposes, wearing the golden armor and holy clothes, feet on the seven colored clouds to marry me!

7, Zixia Fairy: no matter whether I understand, I'm no longer a fairy, I only understand one thing, love a person is so painful

8, Zixia Fairy: my man of honor is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me, I only guessed the front, but I can't guess the ending ... ...

9, Zixia Fairy: I know that one day he will appear in a crowd of wills and purposes, wearing a golden armor, feet on the seven-colored clouds to marry me. ...

9, Tang Sanzang: Hey hey hey! People do not get angry, angry will violate the anger precepts. , Wukong you are also too naughty, I told you told you not to throw things, how do you and ...... you see, I have not finished you threw away the stick! The moonlight box is a treasure, you throw it away will pollute the environment, if you hit the children how to do, even if you can not hit the children, smashed into the flowers and grass is not right.

10, Tang Sanzang: you want ah! Wukong, if you want then you speak well, you do not say you want how do I know you really want? Although you are very sincere forget about me, but you still have to tell me that you want, can not you say you want me not to give you, you say you do not want me to give you, we have to be reasonable! Do you really want it? Then take it. You don't really want it, do you? I don't know if you really want it, but I'm sure you do.

11, Tang Sanzang: sister, this is your wrong, Wukong to eat me is only a conception, has not become a fact. You don't have any evidence, so what is his crime? Why don't you wait for him to eat me, you have evidence, then convict him of the crime is not too late ah.

12, Tang Sanzang: Hey, that diamond ring size is too bad, the front heavy after light, left wide, right narrow, he wore on the very uncomfortable, sleepless nights will be involved in my well, although he is a monkey, but you can not be so to him ah, the officials know that will say that I mistreat the animals, (classic lines) Speaking of that diamond ring, ah ~ ~ ~ last year, I know a blacksmith in the village of Chenjia, he is beautifully handmade, and the price is fair, the price of a good deal, so why don't you just introduce me to a blacksmith? I'd like to introduce you to another customized one!

13, Bai Jingjing: What are you shaving your beard for? You do not know that you less beard a little character are not ...... hey ... Wen also can not martial arts also can not, you do not do bandits, you want to do the Scholar ah? You want to be a scholar? Change what image, do your good mountain thief this promising career to go!

14, Qingxia: I am a woman ah, play really, I fight with you!

15, the second leader: wow, there is the ascension of the immortal! Huh? Why say "again"?

16. Who says I'm cross-eyed? I'm just focusing my eyes on one point to change the way I see things.