MaoMao says: 10 + 4 = 2, and the teacher is right, why? Answer: 10:00 + 4:00 = 2:00 p.m.
2
Ming Ming is nearsighted and a notorious glutton, put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the books, what do you think he will look at first? Answer: Nothing
3
What is the longest train ride in the world? Answer: Traffic jam
4
What is the largest number of people traveling on Nanjing Road in Shanghai? [Answer] Answer: Chinese people
5
Three gold "Xin", three water called "River", three people called "crowd", then three ghosts should be called what? What should the three ghosts be called? Answer: "Help"
6
Small red pocket original 10 coins, but they all fell, what is left in the pocket of small red? Answer: a hole
7
A monkey can break one corn every minute. How many corn can a monkey break in 5 minutes in an orchard? Answer: not a single one
8
A slip (hint: note the harmonics) of three trees, to tie 10 horses, can only be tied to a single can not be tied to a double? Answer: How do I tie them, please?
9
There is an animal that is the size of a cat and looks like a tiger, what kind of animal is it? Answer: a small tiger
10
Blaze's birthday is on March 30th. Answer: March 30th of every year
11
Two dogs are running in a race, dog A is running fast and dog B is running slow, when they reach the end, which dog is sweating more? Answer: Dogs don't sweat
12
Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly toxic harmless to people? Answer: as long as you don't drink it
13
What was Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married? Answer: No one came to drink the wedding wine.
14
Small Ming will only spend money, days spend a lot of money, but finally became a millionaire, why? Answer: used to be a billionaire
15
There were two people who decided to have a bicycle race to see whose bicycle was fast, the race took place in a flat and spacious stadium, but when the race started, neither of them wanted to lead, instead, they both rode slowly, it is known that both of them would not be humble to each other, and there was no interference from external factors, in short, everything was very In short, everything is normal. Answer: They swapped bikes
16
When does four minus three equal five? Answer: Something with four corners cuts off one corner.
17
Why does the needle only point to 5 when the fat sister, Ying, stands on the scale? Answer: The needle has already turned around
18
On a windy night, the power went out, and Xiaoxiao forgot to blow out the candles when she went to bed, and when she woke up the next day, the candles were still very long and not burned out, so what happened? Answer: Blown out by the wind
19
Chubby is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the diving platform, but did not dare to jump down. Why? Answer: Because there is no water in the pool
20
The police faced two thugs, but he only had one bullet left, he said to the thugs: who moved to hit who, and the result did not move instead of getting a bullet, why? Answer: because it's better to fight without moving
1
What kind of people don't use electricity? Answer: the Burmese.
2
At least how long does it take to finish Tsinghua University?
Answer: a few seconds.
3
There is only one matchstick left in the matchbox. what should Mr. A light first if he wants to light a kerosene lamp, make a fire in the coal stove and boil hot water?
Answer: The matchstick should be lit first. If the matchstick is not lit, the other parts will not work.
4
A fashion model, who wears new, unreleased clothes even on weekdays, often sees people wearing exactly the same clothes as her. Why is this? Answer: Because she sees herself reflected in the mirror.
5
When does the clock strike 13?
Answer: bad times.
6
What is a situation where there are two tigers on one mountain? Answer: one male and one female.
7
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? Answer: trees don't jump.
8
In the pool at the hunting park, the crocodile was biting the superintendent's hat and swimming away; only to see all the superintendents outside the pool screaming and cursing together. But no one's hat is missing! Why?
Answer: the crocodile swallowed the administrator who was wearing this hat.
9
A certain order was written on a piece of paper. However, the person who reads this writing can never read the order. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: The paper says, "Do not read out this text".
10
What would an air conditioner become if it fell from a building? Answer: a murder weapon.
11
Smoking is prohibited in the movie theater, but as the play reaches its climax, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is shrouded in smoke. However, none of the audience came out to protest, why is that? Answer: It is because the man who smokes is a character who appears in the movie
12
There was a car accident on the road, and when the police rushed to the scene immediately, one person was dead although the driver was trying his best to help. According to the driver, the person did not die in the accident but was killed by lung cancer. The driver and the deceased were the only two people in the car, and there were no witnesses; however, the police immediately realized that the driver was not lying. Why? Answer: Because the driver was transporting the man who died of lung cancer in a hearse
13
There was a fire in a place, and although there were many people putting out the fire, no one called the fire department, which is strange, isn't it? Answer: The fire department is on fire
14
Director Li sings loudly while brushing his teeth in the morning. Answer: He brushes false teeth
15
Mr. Wang looks so relaxed when he stands for how long during tai chi, why? Answer: Because he's in the picture
16
One night, Mr. A was at home reading an interesting book when his wife turned off the light. Despite the darkness of the house, A. kept his hands on the book and read it with great interest. What is the reasoning behind this? Answer: Mr. A is blind and he is reading a Braille book
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: How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain peak millions of meters high? Answer: starve to death.
18
Behind every successful man there is a woman, what would be behind a failed man? Answer: too many women
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At what point are you more sure you are Chinese? Answer: when taking a foreign language test
1
: What kind of person makes money every day by luck? Answer: A worker who carries gas.
2
A hunter, a gun, rob range 100 meters, there is a wolf 200 meters away from the hunter, the hunter and the wolf do not move, but the hunter shoots the wolf to death? Answer: the gun is 100 meters long.
3
What does the person who makes it know, the person who buys it knows, the person who sells it knows, but the person who uses it doesn't know ? Answer: coffins
4
Why do Indians eat rice with their hands?
Answer: because hands are cleaner than feet.
5
A chicken and a goose, put them in the freezer, the chicken freezes to death, but the goose lives, why?
Answer: it's the penguin.
6
Why don't hooligans get paid to ride in a car? Answer: the prison car.
7
Three men, standing vertically in a row. There are five hats, three blue and two red, and each person brings one, and each is not allowed to look at his own color. Then ask the first man what color hat he brought, he said he didn't know, then asked the second man what color hat he brought, again said he didn't know, and asked the third man what color hat he brought, he said I know. Ask the third man what color hat he is wearing. (The first man stood at the end of the row, he could see the color of the hats of the first two men)
Answer: it was blue.
Ming's eyes are very nearsighted, but they are still blurry even though he wears glasses, why?
Answer: Because he wears eyes without lenses
Dull rides a big bull, why doesn't the bull eat grass?
Answer: Because the bull is human
Daoming's English is very good, but some foreigners can't understand it, why?
Answer: foreigners don't understand English
What's the best way to keep from getting carsick?
Answer: Walking
Small Ming is only 4 years old, but he is already a "father", is it possible?
Answer: Playing house
Why does the old king feel dirty after wiping the table?
Answer: Because Wang's glasses are dirty
What is "innate", that is, the physique inherited from parents?
Answer: The day after tomorrow is tomorrow's tomorrow
What is something that people don't like to eat?
Answer: Losses, of course
Why do swallows fly south for the winter?
Answer: Because it travels too slowly
Of the two bottles of flowers, one is a fresh flower and one is a paper flower, name which one is a fresh flower?
Answer: The flower with butterflies flying on it is a fresh flower
Which organ is the thief most afraid of encountering?
Answer: public security authorities
What is the most popular way for a prisoner to die?
Answer: die of old age
How many birds are left when 8 birds are standing in a tree and one is shot?
Answer: one dead bird
What is the most frequent visitor on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?
Answer: pedestrians
Who is the male barber's least favorite person?
Answer: bald men
The polar bear is a carnivore, why doesn't it eat penguins?
Answer: Can't eat
What comes out of a lover's eye?
Answer: eye poop
What's the best way to find a missing pin right away?
Answer: barefoot
Old James has a dog and never bathes it, so why doesn't the dog get fleas?
Answer: because no the dog will only have puppies...
Scissors． Rock, Paper, Scissors! Miss City plays cloth and Miss Going plays rock, why does Miss Going win?
Answer: Because Going punched Miss City in the face
How do you get the best of both worlds?
Answer: Have a bear that only catches fish
Dr. J was swimming in the pool, and as he swam, why did the water suddenly get deeper?
Answer: someone peed Answer: less A | 8 | 2011-7-12 20:51
What does a pig become when it goes to England? Answer: pig
What solves all mysteries? Answer: riddle Answer: 115707970 | Grade 4 | 2011-7-12 20:59
A pig runs again and crashes into a tree and dies Why? Answer: zoubin321a | Grade 3 | 2011-7-15 10:34
1 winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin can be eaten, what melon can not eat?
Answer: fool
2 pot with 6 buns, 6 children each share 1, but the pot still left 1, why?
Answer: the last child took the basin with him
3 Can you turn ice into water as fast as you can? Answer:
Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".
4 In winter, the baby was afraid of the cold and refused to take off his hat when he came inside. But he saw a person obediently take off his hat, who is that person?
Answer: barber
5 The old king had to shave his face forty to fifty times a day, but still had a beard on his face. What is the reason for this?
Answer: the old king is a barber
6 There is a word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it. What is this word?
Answer: It's the word "wrong"
7 Who does Xiaohua look most like at home?
Answer: Himself
8 What are eggshells used for?
Answer: to wrap egg whites and yolks.
9 What is something you don't have to put effort into beating?
Answer: yawn
10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone does it; one person can do it, two people can't do it together. What is this doing?
Answer: dreaming
11 What must each person do seriously every day?
Answer: sleep
12 What person is always afraid to take a bath?
Answer: Mudman
13 Why did Ming get a model student even though he never studied?
Answer: Ming is a deaf student
14 What kind of car is hard to move?
Answer: Windmill
15 Which month has 28 days?
Answer: every month has 28 days
16 Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class?
Answer: It's not as comfortable as being in bed
17 What kind of alcohol should you not drink?
Answer: iodine
18 What kind of egg can not be broken, boiled and eaten?
Answer: "0" from the exam
19 What is not necessary to beat?
Answer: doze off
20 train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours to exercise 3 hours, the train should be in what place?
Answer: on the tracks
21 When does the clock not go?
Answer: The clock doesn't move in the first place
22 What book can't you buy in a bookstore?
Answer: suicide note
23 What is the narrowest road?
Answer: a narrow road of enemies
24 What can't you eat?
Answer: the direction of "stuff"
25 Why didn't a man die when he fell out of an airplane?
Answer: The plane stopped on the ground
26 What is the flower that blooms all year round?
Answer: plastic flower
27 What is the most popular alphabet?
Answer: CD
28 What kind of person never goes to the doctor when they are sick?
Answer: blind people
29 Why does Ming look at his classmates' answers when he knows the answers?
Answer: Ming is a teacher
30 Why can't you break an egg with a hammer?
Answer: of course the hammer won't break
31 Who is the boxing champion easily knocked out?
Answer: Sleepyheads
32 What is not known to heaven and earth, but to you and me?
Answer: a broken sole
33 A man was walking on the beach, but no footprints were found behind him, why?
Answer: he was walking backwards
34 A truck driver ran over a motorcycle rider, the truck driver was seriously injured but the motorcycle rider was fine, why?
Answer: the truck driver was not driving at the time
35 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: open their eyes
36 Can you write in red with a blue pen?
Answer: How hard can it be to write the word "red"
37 When a car turns right, which tire does not turn?
Answer: spare tire
38 What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius?
Answer: the son of Confucius is on the left, and the son of Mencius is on the top
39 Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third year?
Answer: It's not bad to learn a lesson in two days from the first to the third year!
40 How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach?
Answer: one. Because it is not an empty stomach after eating one
41 What did Columbus do immediately after he put one foot on the New World?
Answer: put the other foot
42 When the caterpillar came home, he said something to his father, who fainted on the spot, what did the caterpillar say?
Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."
43 Airplanes fall from the sky, why is it that none of them are injured?
Answer: they all died
44 What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?
Answer: it's flat
45 What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: a safety island on the road
46 When you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why did the chicken die but the goose didn't?
Answer: penguins
47 Four people were playing mahjong in a hut (no one else was watching) when the police came, and they all ran away, but when they got to the hut, they caught one more person, why?
Answer: Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught him
48 Who is the king of beasts?
Answer: The director of the zoo
49 What can be used to solve all the riddles?
Answer: answer
50 What kind of person appears after death?
Answer: the people in the movie
51 Who is the person who loves to pry into other people's business?
Answer: journalists
52 Who speaks the loudest?
Answer: the person on the phone
53 What has the same manufacturing date and expiration date?
Answer: the daily newspaper
54 Mimi spent all last night on her history textbook, but the next day her mom still scolded her for not working hard, why?
Answer: she slept with her history textbook as a pillow
55 Can you cover the sky with leaves?
Answer: just cover your eyes with leaves
56 A cow, walks 10 meters to the north, then 10 meters to the west, then 10 meters to the south, backs up and turns right, and asks where does the cow's tail face?
Answer: toward the ground
57 Why do black people like white chocolate?
Answer: Fear of biting their hands
58 What is the number when you divide 8 in half?
Answer: 0
59 What do people who stutter suffer the most?
Answer: making international calls
60 What makes people cry and laugh?
Answer: masks
61 What do you do if you drop your ID card?
Answer: pick it up
62 There was a man walking on a log bridge, a tiger came in front of him, and a bear came behind him, how did the man get across?
Answer: fainted
63 There were two prisoners in a jail, and one night the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the cell door and saw that there was another prisoner inside?
Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "Du"
64 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, what is the name of the third son?
Answer: of course it's called Xiaoming
65 Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse?
Answer: to catch mice
66 What does an elephant's left ear look like?
Answer: the right ear
67 What happens when a needle falls into the sea?
Answer: buy another one
68 There was a man walking on the beach, but when he turned around, he couldn't see his footprints, why?
Answer: because he walked backwards
69 A migratory bird takes one hour to fly from the south to the north and two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south, why?
Answer: isn't two and a half hours an hour
70 What kind of person cheats others as well as himself?
Answer: cheaters
71 Mr. Lee goes to the 16th floor to talk business, but he only takes the elevator to the 14th floor and then climbs up the stairs on foot, why?
Answer: Mr. Lee is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor
72 A child and an adult walking in the dark night, the child is the son of the adult, but the adult is not the father of the child, ask why?
Answer: because they are mother and son
73 What word is used all over the world?
Answer: Arabic numerals
74 A man has a big, thick, wide book in front of him, and he tries to cross it, but he can't. Do you know why?
Answer: because the book is placed in the corner
75 What is the secret of human longevity?
Answer: keep breathing and don't cut off
76 When do you see the biggest moon?
Answer: when you go to the moon
77 What kind of person works only one day in a year?
Answer: Santa Claus
78 What's the one thing it's better to turn a blind eye to?
Answer: shooting
79 Why do newborns have only one left eye?
Answer: People only have one left eye
80 Which tooth comes out last? Answer:
Dentures
81 The room was on fire and Ming couldn't open the door, how did he get out?
Answer: pushed the door open
82 Blue Orchid wasn't sick, but she had her mouth open and closed all night?
Answer: she eats melon seeds
83 What's the best at making things up?
Answer: magicians
84 Is there a box with two sides?
Answer: yes! Inside and outside
85 Iron rusts when left outside the house in the open air, but what about gold?
Answer: it gets stolen
86 Take an egg and throw it at a rock, why didn't the egg break?
Answer: How can an egg break if you hold it in your left hand and throw a stone with your right?
87 How many words are in the "New Chinese Dictionary"?
Answer: four
88 What is the difference between Superman and Batman?
Answer: one wears his underwear on the inside and the other on the outside
89 What is the worst kind of person?
Answer: People with gastroenteritis.
90 A guest brought a basket of strawberries and Beibei wanted to eat them. But his mother said there were no strawberries in the house Why
Answer: the guest sent only a painting
91 What is the grandfather who has never seen him?
Answer: God
92 2 pairs of fathers and sons went hunting, each of them reached a mallard , but the total **** only 3, why?
Answer: 3 grandchildren
93 A patient went to the hospital for a health checkup, why did the doctor say: "You stay away from me" What disease did the patient have?
Answer: Cock-eye
94 What's green when you don't eat it, red when you eat it, and black when you spit it out?
Answer: watermelon
95 Why does the sun rise earlier than people every day?
Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun!
96 A wolf entered the sheep pen and wanted to eat the sheep, but why didn't it eat and didn't eat the sheep?
Answer: Because there were no sheep in the sheepfold!
97 There are sold, not bought, and sold a lot of them every day.
Answer: the doorway
98 What is the safest boat?
Answer: a boat parked in the beach
99 There was a flock of sheep coming up the hill. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ****?
Answer: still a flock of yah!
100 What should be the first step in turning a dream into reality?
Answer: get up. (I hope it's adopted! You can give me more points! Then I'll be gray thank you!!!)