1. Accumulate verses about homophonic Xiehouyu couplets.
Accumulate verses about homophonic Xiehouyu couplets. 1. Give some ancient poems about homophony Xiehouyu couplets
Two boats running parallel , the oar is not as fast as the sail;
The eight notes are played in unison, and the flute is not as clear as the flute.
In the first couplet, "Oar Speed" and "Lu Li", "Fan Kuai" and "Fan Kuai" are homophonic, implying that civil servants are inferior to military generals; the second couplet is written by another person, "Di Qing" and "Di Qing" ", "Xiaohe" and "Xiaohe" are homophonic, implying that military generals are inferior to civil servants.
In the mountain where two apes are cutting wood, this monkey dares to saw at each other;
How can this beast get out of its hooves when its horse is stuck in the mud?
This couplet is a joke. The first couplet was written by one person, and the words "double saw" and "couple" are homophonic; the second couplet was written by another person in a rejoinder, "chuho" and "chuti". homophonic.
The lotus (pity) son feels bitter in his heart,
The pear (li) son has soreness in his belly. The two apes are deep in the mountains with broken trees, and even the little monkeys dare to saw each other (sentence)
A horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come up with a question (hoof) - Jie Jin
The lotus root is obtained because of the load, (why is the couple obtained)
There are apricots and plum blossoms, (fortunately, no need for a matchmaker)
A dog gnaws a (monk) bone on the river - Su Shi
A poem on the east slope of the river (corpse) - Buddha's seal
Spring is always there in the Xiangyang Gate - Su Shi
People who have accumulated good deeds celebrate (exhausted) and have more than enough (fish) - Buddha Seal
Master's aunt is carrying grain in the field (monk) )
An embroidery tailor (a scholar) in front of the beautiful hall
Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou) Wei
Light dance (Wu) originated from Hanzhong (Light dance: Lightning; Hanzhong: sky)
Lanterns, paper (Prucifolia aurantium) shells were originally only windproof
Drums and drums, tangerine peel cannot be knocked half (summer)
< p> Lianzi's heart is bitterLi'er's stomach is sour
Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, I complain that it is difficult to travel around the river
The bird is in a cage, thinking about the nest, and hates Guan Yu for not being able to fly
(Jiangwei-Jiang Wei, Lubu-Lü Bu, Caochao-Cao Cao)
Two boats When racing, the oars are not as fast as the sails
When a hundred pipes are competing, the flute is more clear than the flute
2. Couplet
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine< /p>
Horizontal comment: Lack of clothes (1) Lack of food (10)
Just some witticisms in Beijing include:
The water-carrying man looks back - crossing the well (scene)
No need to stare, just eat the soup.
No need to drink (drink, scold), just drink the soup.
The pickled radish in the vat - without the tassel (shadow)
The hanging date - cabled (limited)
Fireworm Buttocks - not very bright (quantity)
Luoguo'er goes up the mountain - the front (money) is tight
Camel shit - a big dose (vigor)
Buy a basket and carry it around - don't hold on to the details
Ride a donkey and eat bean buns - enjoy the stuffing (xiang'er)
Horse painted on the wall - single stirrup (glare)
Ripe tree - dry off'er (diao'er)
Green onions mixed with tofu - one green (clear) two White
Scorpion shits - a single (poisonous) child
Willow branches, Wen Tingyun, light a lamp at the bottom of the well, deep candle Yi, *** Lang Changxing, Mo Go. (Candle - advice, Go - violation of deadline) The exquisite dice and red beans make me miss you deeply. Bamboo branches Liu Yuxi The willows and green trees are at the level of the Qingjiang River, and I can hear the singing on the Langjiang River. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine. (Qing-qing)
2. Ancient poems, sayings, couplets, and jokes with homophonic sounds
Homophonic jokes 1. A soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a landmine during combat? The company commander was very angry: Damn, what can we do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.
2. Girl: “As long as I have money, I can marry anyone.
Man: "Are you marrying the bank safe?" ” 3. Patient: “Doctor, you left the scissors in my stomach.” "
"It doesn't matter, I still have one. ” 4. Two counterfeiters accidentally made fake banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. They decided to take them to a remote mountainous area to spend them. When they took a 15 yuan bill and bought 1 yuan of candied haws, they cried. The farmers I found two of them for 7 yuan.
5. The minimum standard for a college student; peasant woman, Shanquan, a bit of a field. 7. I said you are a pig, and you said: I am a pig. From now on, I am weird. Calling you a "weird pig"! Finally one day, you couldn't help shouting to everyone: I'm not a weirdo! 8. Judge: Why did you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently: Because I can't print real money. .
9. Thief A: “Quickly count how much money you robbed today? Thief B: "No, I'll find out by reading the newspaper tomorrow." ” 10. The sun was really nice last night. 11. One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he was hesitant because the car dealership didn’t have an auspicious license plate number.
The owner of the car dealership came over and smiled. Said: "This license plate is good 00544 (let me try it), I guarantee that no one will dare to mess with it, not bad"! The rich man was moved and bought the car immediately, but there was a car accident the next day, and the rich man got out of the car angrily. I thought you dared to hit this car, but when I got out of the car, I immediately walked away in despair. It turned out that the other person’s license plate was 44944 (just give it a try).
Homophonic idiom: Tofu mixed with green onions - Fried tofu with one clear (green) and two white pickles - Youyan (salt) My nephew is lighting a lantern - as usual (uncle) Put lime on your mouth - Bai said (brush) Hardcover Maotai - It's been a long time (wine) Zhu Bajie took pictures - looking for embarrassment (see) Carrying a small bag in his arms - Soothing (combing) his heart Xiao Su's father - Laoshu (Su) Four taels of cotton - Talking about (playing) not being able to go to Liangshan Po Military Advisor - Wu (Wu) Use 12356 - Nothing (four) 1234567 - Wang (forget) eight, (I dislike people who only read seven!) One foot two plus eight feet --Rely on (two feet) an ink fountain pops up two lines --the wrong way of thinking (silk) spreads a cake with a pound of flour -- falls behind (thick branding) falls headfirst into a pile of charcoal -- mold (coal) weighs a hundred pounds Steamed rice with a longevity peach - a waste snack made of a layer of cloth - it's all inside anyway, (who has the most right to wear this jacket?) One-legged trousers - it became a group (skirt) ) Light a lamp with a lamp--Wuduxin (core) Be a widow for the rest of your life--Veteran (Shou), (Who are the "widows for life" on the Internet?) Twenty-five taels--Half-crazy (Seal) Two, three, four, five- - Lack of clothes (1) 23456789 - Lack of clothes (1) Eat less 2 taels of cotton and four bows - talk in detail (play) The second girl combs her hair - no need (play) Erhuqin - talk about it (Tantan), (just like the "National Revolution" and "Unification and Independence" wars on the Internet) Twelve hours account for three characters - Shen (Shen) Zixu (Xu) Eighteen-year-old Gong'e - enjoying happiness (Thinking of my husband) One penny dropped from ten pennies - long heard (nine articles) The moonlight on the fifteenth - a lot (bright) The mulberry leaves in October - who will pay attention to (pick) you, (the best way to deal with the smoke bait) Good idea) An eighty-year-old woman yawns - endless as far as the eye can see (teeth) Walnuts in August - crowded with people (benevolence) Eight hundred copper coins in a string - out of tune (hanging) Question on the eighth day of September Double Ninth Festival - soon (Nine), the knife will cut the Lantern Festival - not willing (round) to wear single clothes on the 39th day - the textile lady who has been intimidated (fearing) the wind for thirty years - the old oily (谰) mouth, (comment on the sticky net) How about the old centipede?) Three dollars to buy a cow's belly - Jinnoo (grass), (there are many people with bad stomachs in this cow shit shop) Three Bodhisattva Halls - Miao Miao Miao (Miao Miao Miao) Three A foot-long ladder--cannot reach the eaves, (I feel this way about many topics) Three cents plus one cent--fashionable (four cents) Willows in March--exceptionally green (close) Midnight Born - killing people in Haishi (Hai Shi), pulling pancakes in carts - greedy (stall) big wheat falling into the mess - busy (mang) clueless filling holes in the earth temple - not good (repairing the temple), the earth god sits on the scale Pan - Zhicheng (self-proclaimed), the earth master is on duty - the earth master is working hard (in prison) and washing his face - losing (wetness) face, the earth master falls into the well - the earth master cannot afford to work hard (fishing), the earth master's internal organs - real (Stone) Heart is solid (Stone) Intestine, the land master wears plain clothes - runs away in white (robe), local Xing'er - bitter boy (core), soil silkworm gets into the peanut shell - pretends to be a good person (benevolence), does not hold an umbrella when it rains - - stingy (getting wet), the sun comes out on a rainy day - fake love (sunny), not wearing a hat on a rainy day - (getting wet) with a gown two feet wide that reaches the head - swagger (waist) with a big swing on the chicken coop and throw the tendons - - Rolling stones on the Ben (Ben) Dan Mountain - hitting hard (stones); blowing the trumpet on the mountain - - walnuts whose name is known far and wide in Shanxi - hiding from people (Man Ren) beating drums in the ravine - recalling ( (Ring) Thousand-year-old dry temple - silent (monk), (it is said that there are many temple visitors here but few chanting sutras? ) The door god rolls around the kitchen god - there are words in the words (picture) (picture) The door god eats sugar cane - gives advice (paper chewing) slaps on horseback - digression (hoof) too far away from the topic, arches his back and gets caught in the heavy rain - When carrying (wet), adzuki beans make dry rice - always stewed (stewed), swatting flies on the head of the little monk - upright (beating) bright, (this method needs to be promoted on the Internet) small stove to turn over - unlucky (coal) small stove The craftsman wears glasses - look for us (ballast), (there are many professional short-sighted craftsmen on the Internet) The little girl combs her hair - she does it herself (braid), (this seems to be the best explanation of the network regulations!) Tofu mixed with green onions - - One clear (green) and two white small bowls to eat - rely on the sky (timber) Hang a thermos bottle on the plane - high level (bottle), (especially some poems) Play the trumpet on the plane - fantasy (loud) Set off firecrackers on the plane - -The couplets with high homophonic pronunciation (sound) sound like spiders under the eaves.
The earthworms in front of the court are full of mud. The first couplet: "Si" is a joke about "private".
Second line: "Ni" is a homologue of "suspicious", pronounced in dialect. The lotus root is obtained because of the lotus. There are apricots and plum blossoms. The first couplet: "He" is the lotus, and "Ou" is the lotus root.
Second line: apricot is "lucky" and plum is "matchmaker". Last night I played chess to find the path of the pieces. This morning I looked in the mirror and saw Yan Hui. Zilu is a disciple of Confucius, and can also be interpreted as "the number of paths of the chess pieces."
Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also refers to "the true appearance of the face." Before it was unearthed, there were knots, and in the Lingyun area, I still had an open mind and used bamboo to chant things and express my ambitions.
The millet is blooming and the seams are yellow, the lotus root is broken and the silk is flying. The first couplet is a phoenix. The second line is about egrets.
Confucius was born at the end of the Zhou Dynasty, and the light dance began in Hanzhong. The first couplet: Zhou "Zhou". Second line: Dance "Martial Arts".
The modest bamboo has its head lowered, the leaves are proud, the plum blossom has no upwards, the flowers are raining and ashes are piled up into pockmarks, the wind blows the lotus leaves like a turtle. First couplet: Cheng Xie (Chen.
3. Regarding the homophony of Chinese characters Ancient poems, idioms, couplets and jokes
Homophonic couplets
Upper couplet: Lanterns, paper (citrus aurantium) shells originally only protect against wind
Second couplet; drum stand. When playing a drum, the tangerine peel cannot be beaten even half a beat (Xia).
The first couplet: Two apes cut off a tree in the mountains, but a little monkey dared to saw each other.
The second couplet: A horse. How can an old beast stand in the mud?
First couplet: The dog gnaws the (monk's) bones on the river.
Second couplet: Poetry on the Dongpo River (Corpse). .
First couplet: Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou) Wei.
Second couplet; Guangwu (Wu) originated from Hanzhong.
First couplet: Lian ( Lianzi's heart is bitter.
Second line: Li (Li)'s stomach is sour.
First line: Two boats are racing, the oar (Lu Su) is not as fast as the sail (Pan Kuai). ).
Second line: A hundred pipes contend, the flute (Di Qing) is no match for Xiao He (Xiao He).
The first line: Living in a pagoda, looking at Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang), resentful. Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) is unable to travel (Lü Bu).
The second couplet is like a bird in a cage, thinking about its nest (Cao Cao). He hates Guan Yu but cannot fly.
The first couplet. ： Master's aunt is wearing a crotch on the field (monk).
Second couplet; Embroidery tailor (a scholar) in front of the beauty hall.
First couplet: Spring is always there at Xiangyang Gate.
The second couplet: People who have accumulated good deeds have more than enough (fish).
The upper couplet: I got lotus root because of the load.
The lower couplet: There are apricots. No plum blossoms (fortunately, no matchmaker is needed).
First line: Pulling nails from the stern, Confucius was born at the end of the Zhou Dynasty;
Second line: Lightning in the clouds, Huo Guang (fire) From Hanzhong.
The first couplet: Don't care about the east (guan), don't care about the wine,
The second couplet: Whether it is prosperous or declining, just drink (bar).
The first couplet: See the plum blossoms sweeping away the snow (Duolai Mifa Solasi).
The second couplet: Take a close look at the mountains and dancing streams (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven).
p>The first line: There is no need to boil the soup when the wine is hot.
The second line: There is no need to fan the car when the hall is cold.
The first line: Lihu. The stone in the middle of the river is not a false island (Jiadao);
The second line: The tiger skin is placed on the horse's back, which is Ban Biao (Ban Biao).
The first line: Cat. Enjoying the coolness under the bamboo, there is no heat (mouse) at all;
Second line: The butterflies are facing the sun, and there is more wind (bee) coming.
First line: Min Ziqian (Min Ziqian). The White Bull (Bo Niu) passed by Wang Zidian;
Second line: Bai Gong rode a black horse (Baigongqi) to drive Gongye Chang (Gongye Chang).
The first couplet: The clogs are used as shoes, but there are no shoes under the feet (discourteous);
The second couplet: The coconut ladle is used as a lamp, and the person who has been appointed before is not loyal (disloyal).
First line: Ni Fei He is still thin (Ni Fei Monk is still thin).
Second line: The sundial is short and the yaksha is long (the ghost is short and the yaksha is long).
First line: Walking away in clothes and shoes, urgent matters (give things);
Second line: Abandoning armor and dragging soldiers away, often losing (Shang Shu).
The first couplet: The scholar from Shanghai was demoted to the imperial examination, just to write a letter (Luo Shu);
The second couplet: The people of Huating were affected by the disaster, all due to evil deeds (Nie Bao).
First couplet: Master picking crops in the field (monk)
Second couplet: Embroidery tailor in front of the beauty hall (scholar)
First couplet: Scholars, farmers and workers (monk) Palace) Shang Jiao Yu Yu.
Second line: Cold, hot, warm and cool (good), respectful, thrifty and generous.
First line: Sailing with the wind and sailing against the wind, the sail is late (Fan Chi) and the sail is fast (Fan Kuai);
Second line: When the tide rises and the oar goes out, the oar is straight (Lu Zhi) and the oar is pulled (Lu Ban) ).
First line: The spider under the eaves is full of (private) thoughts
Second line: The earthworm in front of the court is full of mud (suspicious) thoughts.
First line: The rain sprinkles ashes and piles up pockmarks
Second line: The wind blows the lotus leaves like (towards) turtles.
4. What are the ancient poems, sayings and couplets about the characteristics of homophony?
Couplet 1. The lotus (Lian) son feels bitter in his heart and the pear (Li) son has soreness in his abdomen 2. Living in a pagoda , looking at Kongming (Zhuge Liang), complaining that the river is surrounded (Jiang Wei) and it is difficult to travel (Lü Bu) 3. A bird is in a cage, thinking about its nest (Cao Cao), hating Guan Yu (Guan Yu) and not being able to fly (Zhang Fei) 4. When two boats are racing, the speed of the oar (Lu Su) is not as fast as the speed of the sail (Pan Kui). 5. A hundred pipes contend, but the flute is as clear as Xiao He (Xiao He). 6. It is said that there was a child prodigy who was loved by the prime minister and was recruited as his son-in-law.
When the prime minister was having a banquet, he wrote a couplet in front of a full room of guests to invite his son-in-law to say: Because of the lotus, he got the lotus root. The son-in-law pointed to the fruits on the mat and replied: There are apricots and brussels plums.
The homophonic pronunciation used here (lotus - he, lotus root - even, apricot - lucky, plum - matchmaker) expresses other ideas wonderfully. The guests suddenly understood it and praised it again and again. 7. Confucius was born in the Zhou Dynasty (Zhou Dynasty), and Guang Wu (Wu Wu) originated from Hanzhong. 8. His writings are famous, and although he has not become famous, he will eventually become a man of justice; he is so generous that he does not think of serving the country but becomes a revenge! (Shi Kefa, Hong Chengchou.)
9. The mud is fat and the grain is still thin (Ni Fei and the monk are thin). The "yin ghost" of the sundial is short and the night difference is long (the ghost is short and the yaksha is long). The mother's sisters are suspicious ( Auntie) The crenels on the stage - not a success (Putrajaya) The whip on the stage - plus weight (fake horse) A fire in the Guanyin Hall - wonderful (temple disaster) Sun Monkey sitting in the Golden Palace - not like Ren (human) Jun Shou Xing Target shooting--old tune (gun) The birthday girl plays the pipa--a cliché (playing) Wheat straw blowing fire--stingy (instrument) Horse racing in the alley--title (hooves) Drought demon worshiping the yaksha--exhaustion (essence) Seeing outside the ghost garden Bamboo shoots--nephew (birth) A man does not beat his wife--good luck (couple) A scholar writes poetry--has two hands (a poem) A bald man takes off his hat--first name (Ming) A girl from the He family gives to the Zheng family--just right (Zheng) He) Pole a boat with your belly - expert (navigation) measure rice with a tortoise cover - what is the sound (liter) difficult to cross the river by pulling your beard - modest (to pull the beard) excessive (crossing) pull a bell into the air - fantasy (ring) Catching bees and eating honey - Tian (sweet) and shameless (thorn) Two hundred yuan of peanuts - some have to be peeled (peel) Holding longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (courtesy) Buying camels at Huguo Temple - nothing like that (City) Sichuan peppercorns fell into the rice - trouble (rice). Ancient poem 1. Two apes broke a tree in the mountains, and a little monkey dared to saw each other. )——————Xie Jin 2. Lotus roots were obtained because of the load, (why we got even ones) There were apricots and plum blossoms, (fortunately, we didn’t need a matchmaker) 3. Dogs gnawed (monk’s) bones on the river - Su Shi’s water flows eastward Poems (Corpse) - Buddha's Seal 4. Aunt's aunt carrying crops in the field (monk) A beautiful woman holding an embroidery tailor in front of the hall (a scholar) 5. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou) Wei Guang Wu (Wu) and started in Hanzhong (Light Dance: Lightning; Hanzhong: sky) 6. Lanterns, lanterns, paper (citrus aurantium) shells were originally only windproof drums, and tangerine peels could not be beaten half a time (summer) 7. Lotus (pity) son's heart was bitter, and pear (li) son had soreness in the abdomen 8. Light the lamp at the bottom of the well and let the candle burn deep in the well. The wise man will never play chess. (Zhu - advice, Go - violation) Willow Branches Wen Tingyun 9. The willows are green and the Qingjiang River is level, and I hear the singing on the Langjiang River.
The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine. (Qing-Qing) Bamboo Branch Liu Yuxi.
5. Jokes, couplets, catchphrases and poems about homophones
/article/show.php?id=19757 Sound Confucius Moves - All Lost (Book) Mixed with Green Onions Tofu - one clear (green) and two white pickles, fried tofu - youyan (salt), the nephew made a lantern - as usual (uncle), put lime on the mouth - Bai Shuo (brush), hardcover Moutai - for a long time (wine) Zhu Bajie takes a photo - looking for embarrassment (see) carrying a small baby in his arms - soothing (combing) his heart Xiao Su's dad - Laoshu (Su) four taels of cotton - talking about (playing) not being able to reach Liangshan Bo's military advisor - none (Wu) Use one, two, three, five, six - it's okay (four) One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - Wang (forgot) eight, (I don't like people to read only seven!) One foot two plus eight feet - rely on ( Two feet) An ink fountain pops up two lines - the wrong way of thinking (silk) A pound of flour spreads out a cake - falling behind (thick branding) falling headfirst into a pile of charcoal - mold (coal) reaches the top One hundred pounds of flour steams a longevity peach - A jacket made of a layer of waste snacks - it's all inside anyway, (who has the most right to wear this jacket?) One leg of trousers - a group (skirt) A lamp grass Light the lamp - no two minds (core), be a widow for a lifetime - veteran (guard), (Who are the "widows for life" on the Internet?) Twenty-five taels - half-crazy (sealed) Two, three, four-five - lack of clothes ( 1) Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine - lack of clothes (1) Eat less, two taels of cotton, four bows - talk in detail (play) The second girl combs her hair - no need (play) Erhu Qin - talk about it (play) , (just like the "National Revolution" and "Unification and Independence" wars on the Internet) The twelve hours account for three characters - Shen (Shen) Zixu (Xu) The eighteen-year-old Gong'e - is enjoying happiness (thinking about her husband) One penny dropped from ten pennies - long heard (nine articles) The moonlight on the 15th - a lot (bright) The mulberry leaves in October - who will pay attention (pick) you, (the best way to deal with smoke bait) 8 A ten-year-old woman yawns - endless as far as the eye can see (teeth). Walnuts in August - crowded with people (benevolence). Eight hundred copper coins in a string - out of tune (hanging). Questions about the Double Ninth Festival on the eighth day of September - soon. (9) Cutting Yuanxiao with a knife--unwilling to wear single clothes for thirty-nine days--the textile lady who has been intimidated (fearing) the wind for thirty years--the old oily (chicken) mouth, (comments on the old spider clinging to the net) ?) Three dollars to buy a cow’s belly—Jinnoo (grass), (there are many people with bad stomachs in this cow dung shop) Three Bodhisattva Halls—Miao Miao Miao (Miao Miao Miao) A three-foot-long ladder --Can't match the words (eaves), (I feel this way about many topics) Three cents plus one cent--fashionable (four cents) Willows in March--especially green (close) Born in the middle of the night--harmful The dead (Hai Shi) people pull pancakes on carts - the greedy (stall) big wheat fell into the mess - busy (mang) clueless filling holes in the earth temple - not good (repairing the temple) the earth master sits on the scale - Zhi Sincere (self-proclaimed) the earth master works in the prison - the earth master washes his face after working (in prison) - loses (wet) face, the earth master falls into the well - the earth master cannot afford to work hard (fishing), the internal organs of the earth master - a solid (stone) heart The earthly master with solid (stone) intestines wears plain clothes - running in vain (robe). The local Xing'er - the bitter boy (core), the soil silkworm gets into the peanut shell - pretending to be a good person (benevolence). Not holding an umbrella on rainy days - stingy (drench) Wet) The sun comes out on a rainy day - fake love (sunny) No hat on a rainy day - a gown that is two feet wide (to be showered) on your head - a big swing (waist) and a big swing on a chicken coop and throw your tendons - stupid (run) ) Rolling stones on Danshan Mountain - hitting hard (stones); blowing trumpets on the mountain - - the famous walnuts in Shanxi - hiding from people (manren); beating drums in the valley - recalling (ringing) thousands of years Kumei Temple - Silent (monk), (It is said that there are many people visiting the temple but few chanting sutras here? ) The door god rolls around the kitchen god - there are words in the words (picture) (picture) The door god eats sugar cane - gives advice (paper chewing) slaps on horseback - digression (hoof) too far away from the topic, arches his back and gets caught in the heavy rain - When carrying (wet), adzuki beans make dry rice - always stewed (stewed), swatting flies on the head of the little monk - upright (beating) bright, (this method needs to be promoted on the Internet) small stove to turn over - unlucky (coal) small stove The craftsman wears glasses - look for us (ballast), (there are many professional short-sighted craftsmen on the Internet) The little girl combs her hair - she does it herself (braid), (this seems to be the best explanation of the network regulations!) Tofu mixed with green onions - - One clear (green) and two white small bowls to eat - rely on the sky (timing) Hang a thermos bottle on the plane - high level (bottle), (especially some poems) Play the trumpet on the plane - fantasy (loud) Set off firecrackers on the plane - -Think (loud) high/view/1244265.htm
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6. Ancient poems, couplets, jokes and sayings about homophony
Ancient poems, couplets, jokes and sayings about homophony
1. Couplets
1. Two apes cut off a tree in the deep mountains, but a little monkey dares to saw each other (sentence)
A horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast solve a problem (hoof) - Jie Jin< /p>
2. We got lotus root because of the lotus, (why we got even)
There were apricots and plum blossoms, (luckily, we didn’t need a matchmaker)
3. Lanterns Lanterns, paper (citrus aurantium) shells were originally only windproof
Drums and tangerine peels could not be beaten even half a beat (Xia)
4. Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou) Wei
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Light Dance (Wu) originated from Hanzhong (Light Dance: Lightning; Hanzhong: Sky)
5. Master Gu Tian Shang Dan He Shang (Monk)
In front of the Beauty Hall Embroidery Tailoring (Xiucai)
2. Ancient Poems
1. The spring silkworms will not run out until the silkworms die, and the wax torch will turn to ashes before the tears dry up. (Si-Si) (Untitled Li Shangyin)
2. Lighting a lamp at the bottom of the well and burning a candle deep in the well, the great master plays the chess game instead of Go. (Candle - advice, Go - violation) Yangliu Zhi Wen Tingyun
3. The willows are green and the Qingjiang River is level, and I hear the singing on Langjiang River.
The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine. (Qing-Qing) Zhuzhi Liu Yuxi
3. Jokes
1. Related to place names
On New Year’s Day evening, my younger brother brought two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One of them had a cheerful personality. , one was more reserved. During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed at the reserved classmate and introduced us: "He is from Myanmar, so he is relatively shy." Then he raised his glass to toast everyone, raised his head and drank. After that, he continued: "I'm from Yangon."
2. The principal got angry
At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the principal complained about the low efficiency of personnel administration. He was furious. He said: "The person in charge of director's business is ignorant; the person in charge of personnel management is unconscious; the person who is an officer is not an officer!"
3. Rural meeting
A village During the meeting, due to the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, please don't ask for melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades and villagers, please don't talk, the meeting is now in session.) The host said: "Please pickles for sausages." "Gourd." (Now I invite the township chief to speak.) The township chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, today's rice is eaten by dogs, and everyone is a big bastard." (Comrades and villagers, today's rice is enough to eat. Now, let’s all use big bowls)
4. "Wo Chun" ("I'm Stupid")
5. Dark Plum Blossoms (I have no culture),
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Lying on a branch with deep regret (I have a very low IQ),
Listening from afar, lying like water (ask me who I am),
4. Comments
Mother’s sisters--suspicious (aunt)
Sun Hou sits in the Golden Palace--not like a benevolent person
Scholars compose poems--has two hands (poetry)
The girl from the He family gave it to the Zheng family - just right (Zheng He's family)
Carrying a boat in her belly - an expert (navigation)
Two hundred dollars Peanuts--you have to pee (pee)
Hold longevity peaches in both hands--reasonable (ceremony)
Buy a camel at Huguo Temple--no such thing (city)
< p> Sichuan peppercorns fall into the rice - trouble (rice)7. Ancient poems with homophones, idioms, couplets, jokes
1. Ancient poems with homophones: Zhuzhici Liu Yuxi The willows are green, the river is level, I can hear the sound of singing on the banks, the sun rises in the east, the rain in the west is not clear, but there is some sunshine.
2. Homophone for the postscript: Burial in an empty coffin... Confucius moved with no one in sight... Only lost books and nephews made lanterns... Still (uncle) 3. Homophone for couplet: First couplet: Teacher The monk carries the grain in Gutian. Second line: In front of the beauty hall, there is an embroidery tailor (a scholar).
First couplet: Spring is always there in Xiangyangmen. Second line: People who have accumulated good deeds will celebrate (out of) and have more than enough (fish).
First couplet: Because of the lotus, you get lotus root (why you get even). Second line: There are apricots and plum blossoms (fortunately, no matchmaker is needed).
The first couplet: Nails were pulled out of the stern of the boat, Confucius was born at the end of the Zhou Dynasty; the second couplet: Lightning in the clouds, Huo Guang (fire) came from Hanzhong.
The first couplet: I don’t care about the east (guan), I don’t care about the west, I am in charge of the wine. The second couplet: Whether it is prosperous or declining, let’s drink (bar).
The first couplet: Seeing the plum blossoms sweeping away the snow (Duolaimeifasolasi). The second couplet: Looking closely at the mountains and dancing streams (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven). The first couplet: The heat of wine No need to boil the soup (scald it). Second line: There is no point in fanning the car fan when the hall is cool.
The first line: If a lake stone is placed in the middle of the river, it is not a false island (Jiadao); The second line: If a tiger skin is placed on the back of a horse, it is called Ban Biao (Ban Biao). The first couplet: The cat is enjoying the cool under the bamboo, and there is no heat (mouse) at all; the second couplet: The butterflies are facing the sun among the flowers, and there is more wind (bee) coming.
4. Homophone jokes: The newly appointed magistrate here is from Shandong. Because he had to hang up the accounts, he said to the master: "Go and buy me two bamboo poles." The master said in Shandong accent Hearing the word "bamboo pole" as "pork liver", he quickly agreed, ran to the butcher's shop, and said to the shopkeeper: "The new county magistrate wants to buy two pig livers. You are a sensible person, you should know better!" The shopkeeper was a smart man and understood immediately. He immediately cut off two pig livers and gave a pair of pig ears as a gift.
After leaving the butcher shop, the master thought to himself: "The master asked me to buy pork liver. Of course these pig ears are mine..." So he wrapped the hunting ears and stuffed them into his pocket. Returning to the county government office, he reported to the magistrate: "Reply to the master, I bought pork liver!" When the magistrate saw that the master bought pork liver, he said angrily: "Where are your ears!" When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright. , hurriedly replied: "Ears... ears... here... in me... my pocket!".
8. Ancient poems about homophones, sayings, couplets, jokes
I didn’t scold you, but there is always sunshine when there is no sunshine. I know less about politics, but I have used missiles in two years. It has been developed and it has made a great contribution to the country; the other person talks about politics every day and has not developed the missile even after five years of working on it.
Who do you vote for? I vote for the first one. The second person had no choice but to ask him to be a political teacher.
(Silence) Chatting in the salt store----------so idle and have nothing to do; Hanzhong: Sky) Lotus (pity) child's heart is bitter, pear (li) child's abdominal acid is related The homophonic saying is "Old woman goes to the chicken coop" - idiot. (Running Egg) The rain hits the yellow plum head----------unlucky.
(Qing-Qing) Untitled Li Shangyin It is difficult to say goodbye when we meet. (What a big duster) Dengcao plays drums------------I don't want to.
(Pushing cattle) Soaking stones in a sauce vat--it's hard to describe in one word. (It’s hard to get in with a salt) Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man.
(Old Stone Man) Tang Monk’s book is a serious book. (A true scripture) with pigtails on the back------violation of law and discipline.
(How could this be such a courtesy) The public toilet is still stone------causing public outrage, why are you scolding me? Get it and give it a big drink! "(Cao Xueqin's "Dream of Red Mansions") If there is a person who devotes himself to serving the society, the east wind is powerless and the flowers are withered. (Tail hair is messed up) The stove turns over ------- unlucky.
(Pour the coal) The rice pot is smoking------------Confused. (The rice is mushy) Uncle Xing drank a drink. -Si) The morning mirror is full of sorrow, and the moonlight is cold when singing at night. There is no way to go to Pengshan, and the bluebirds are diligent in looking for it. The dead thread is gone? He touched it and said: I think it's a real wall.
(It doesn't ring.) It's so brave to tie chicken feathers on the telephone pole. Nothing to do) Burial in an empty coffin----------arrogant
(No one in the tree) Peanuts---------------not noisy. No. (It must be speculated) The monkey learns to walk----------hypocritical.
(Fake orangutan) The toad jumps into the well--I don't understand. Puff) Eat the dumplings without the fillings----naughty.
(Pick the skin) Make lanterns and move rocks----(Copy) Crack the whip in the farmland. --------Bragging: "Silly uncle! Hello.
(Zhou Enlai's "Speech at the Forum on Literary and Art Work and the Feature Film Creation Conference") Nowadays, people have to borrow the rent for one year, so the people read "Chongzhen" as "Chongzhen".
(Yao Xueyin's "Li Zicheng") The wax torch turns to ashes before the tears dry.
(Candle - advice, Go - violation of deadline) The exquisite dice and red beans are embedded in the bones, and I miss you deeply. Bamboo branches, Liu Yuxi, willows and green trees are level with the Qingjiang River.
(Plum Blossom) Buying pigs in the horse shop----------Nothing like that, I heard the singing on the Langjiang River! Everyone laughed when they heard this. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west.
(causing public excrement) Grandma died and her son was helpless. (Uncle) The turtle climbs the threshold----------but look at this.
(But look at this translation) A dull knife breaks a bamboo ------- I can't think of the ancient poem about the homophony of Yangliu Branch, Wen Tingyun, Lighting a lamp at the bottom of a well, Deep Zhuyi, he can't work in the missile department , he can only "(make trouble)" in the missile department, (why he got it) there is apricot bush. (Fortunately, there is no need for a matchmaker) Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou), Wei Guangwu (Wu), and originated from Hanzhong (Light Dance: Lightning).
When I looked at the land, it turned out to be a good wall, so why did it happen? , *** Lang Changxing Mo Go. (Jia Qiang) couldn't help laughing and said, "...The earth said: This wall is not strong.
The gods will say . (Frozen hands and feet) The father kowtows to his son ------ It doesn't make sense, you know it's a (fake wall)": Look.
(Not in that city) The weather in the twelfth lunar month---- -------- Move your hands and feet.