Fifth grade appropriate comedy,, skit

Posted a comic "Your Grandpa My Grandpa", hope it works. Your Grandpa My Grandpa

A:Ask you something?

B:What is it?

A:Do you know my grandfather?

B:Oh! Your grandfather!

A:You know him well, don't you?

B:No!

A:.... I know.

B:Aiya,really amazing ah,you even know your grandfather.

A:Otherwise people say I have a high IQ!

B:I have a higher IQ than you.

A:Huh?

B:I not only know my grandfather, I know my father.

A:I not only know my dad, I know my mom.

B:I not only know my mom, I know myself.

A:Why, you're both prodigies.

B:What kind of child prodigy? You know your grandfather is worth bragging about? I've been playing with my grandfather since I was a kid.

A:My grandfather has been holding me since I was a child.

B:Since I was a kid, I liked to touch my beard, and I used to pull my grandfather's beard.

A:Since I was a little girl, I liked to eat milk, and I often ate my grandfather's milk.

B:What?

A:No. I used to eat milk warmed up by my grandfather.

B:My grandfather is older than your grandfather.

A:My grandfather is older than your grandfather.

B:My grandfather fought in the war against the United States.

A:My grandfather fought in the Anti-Japanese War.

B:My grandfather participated in the Boxer Rebellion.

A:My grandpa took part in the Great Yu's Water Cure.

B:My grandfather's beard was white when Dayu cured the water.

A:Oh, I see.

B:What do you understand?

A:Your grandfather is an ape.

B:Fuck you.

A:For your information, my grandfather is retired.

B:My grandfather retired a long time ago.

A:Yes, yes, yes, your grandfather should have retired a long time ago.

B:Why?

A:Look, which unit still has apes at work?

B:You are not allowed to talk nonsense!

A:I mean, your grandfather is an old-timer.

B:My grandfather is a retired cadre with a monthly pension of more than a thousand dollars.

A:My grandfather is also a retired cadre and has a monthly pension of more than a thousand dollars.

B: My grandfather's pension is entirely at his own disposal, and he often has money in his pocket to buy whatever he likes.

A:My grandfather's retirement, completely to my father, just two dollar steel boom left.

B:Your grandfather has no autonomy.

A:Your grandfather has no responsibility.

B:My father said: your grandfather has had a hard life, and he should have done his duty a long time ago.

A:My father said: "If your grandfather lives one more day, he can earn more money for the family.

B: My father often advised my grandfather: children and grandchildren will always have their own blessings, not for the children and grandchildren as a horse and cattle.

A:My father often encouraged my grandfather: "The old steed in the stable still aspires for a thousand miles. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do with this.

B:My father supported my grandfather to join the sunset red tour group, go out to play in the mountains.

A:My father supported my grandfather to buy a tricycle and go out to collect rags to earn money.

B:My grandfather's favorite song is: "The most beautiful thing is the sunset red...

A:

Your grandfather is not as good as mine:

B:How does your grandfather sing?

A:Rags for sale?

B:Is that singing?

A:Same same.

B:My dad bought my grandpa two jinghu, and a suona.

A:My father bought my grandfather a mop and two brooms.

B:When my grandfather is happy, he plays the jinghu and suona.

A:When my grandfather is happy, he pulls the mop and blows the broom.

B:What?

A:No! My grandpa puts down the mop and picks up the broom.

B:My grandfather used to get old friends to sing opera.

A:My grandfather mopped the floor at home every day.

B:Your grandfather didn't like recreational activities?

A:My grandfather especially likes recreational activities! Holding the mop with his mouth still chanting the drum beat of the cotillion.

B:How?

A:Boom Chacha, Boom Chacha, Boom Chacha

B:Wait a minute, why doesn't he have a partner?

A:Yes! This dance partner was inseparable from my grandfather.

B:Who?

A:Mop.

B:Dun... Why doesn't he go dancing in the square?

A:My father said: labor is the most beautiful dance, let my grandfather experience the joy of dance in labor.

B:Your father has quite a few ideas!

A:My dad's ideas are not as many as my mom's.

B:What other ideas does your mom have?

A:My mom sang pop songs to my grandfather!

B:That's a great idea!

A:My mom handed my grandpa a pile of dirty clothes: sing it! My grandpa sings as he does the laundry:

B:How?

B:Your grandpa can't even do it!

A:My dad says my mom's song is wrong,

B:So what should your grandpa sing?

A:We have the power of the workers,

B:We have the power of the workers,

B:We have the power of the workers,

B:We have the power of the workers...

B:Don't tire your grandfather out.

A:My dad says the more you work, the stronger you get.

B:My dad taught me: be a child who honors the elderly.

A:My dad encouraged my grandfather: to be a model of love for the young.

B:He bought a watermelon and gave the sweetest flesh to my grandfather.

A:When you buy a watermelon, you give the sweetest flesh to me and the rest to your grandfather.

B:When I grow up, I want to...

A:Wait, when you grow up?

B:Yeah! When I grow up, if I have a daughter, I'm going to make her care for her grandfather.

A:Right, right, right, when I grow up...

B:Ugh, what are you going to do when you grow up?

A:When I had a son, I told him to be strict with his grandfather:

B:When I bought a watermelon, I told my daughter to give her grandfather the sweetest flesh.

A:When I bought a watermelon, I told my son to give the rind to his grandfather to chew on.

B:Would your father be happy to chew on the rind of the watermelon?

A:In order to let my father gnaw comfortable, gnaw sweet, gnaw happy, my father while gnawing the watermelon rind, his grandson while singing:

B:So your father is happy?

A:My son sings beautifully!

B:How?

A:Spit out what you've eaten...

B:It's like that!