2, there are 6 buns in the basin, 6 children each share 1, but the basin still left 1, why? --Answer: The last child took the basin with him
3. Can you turn ice into water as fast as you can? --Answer: Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".
4. In winter, the baby was afraid of the cold, and refused to take off his hat when he arrived at the house. But he saw a person obediently take off his hat, who is that person? -Answer: barber
5, the old king to shave forty or fifty times a day, but his face still has a beard. What is the reason for this? --Answer: the old king is a barber
6. There is a word that everyone who sees it mispronounces. What is this word? --Answer: It's the word "wrong"
7. Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? --Answer: Himself
8. What are eggshells used for? --Answer: for wrapping egg whites and yolks.
9, do not have to spend effort to fight what? --Answer: yawning
10, You can do it, I can do it, everyone does it; one can do it, two can't do it together. What is this doing? --Answer: dreaming
11, what each person must do seriously every day? --Answer: sleep
12. What man is always afraid to take a bath? --Answer: Mudman
13. Why did Ming get a model student even though he never studied? --Answer: Ming is a deaf student
14. What kind of car can't move an inch? --Answer: windmill,
15. Which month has twenty-eight days? --Answer: Every month has 28 days
16, you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? --Answer: not as comfortable as bed
17, what wine can not drink? --Answer: iodine
18, what eggs can not be broken, boiled, and can not eat? --Answer: zero egg "0" for the exam
19, what do you hit, do not have to spend effort? --Answer: doze off
20, the train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours, exercise 3 hours, the train should be in what place? --Answer: on the tracks
21, when the clock will not go? --Answer: the clock would not have gone
22, what books can not be bought in the bookstore? --Answer: suicide note or secretary
23, What is the narrowest road? --Answer: a narrow road of wrongdoers
24, What can't you eat? -Answer: the direction of "something"
25, a person fell from the plane, why did not fall dead? --Answer: The airplane stopped on the ground
26、What is a flower that blooms all year round? --Answer: plastic flower
27, what English letter most people like to hear? --Answer: CD
28、What kind of person never goes to the doctor when he is sick? --Answer: blind
29, Xiao Ming knows the test paper's --Answer:, why does he still look at his classmates' frequently? --Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher
30, why can't you break an egg with a hammer? --Answer: of course the hammer won't break
31, boxing champion is easy to be knocked out by whom? --Answer: Sleepyheads
32: What is it that God doesn't know, but you don't know and I don't know? --Answer: a broken sole
33: A man was walking on the beach, but no footprints were found behind him, why? --Answer: He was walking backwards
34: A truck driver knocked down a motorcycle rider, the truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcycle rider was fine, why? --Answer: the truck driver was not driving at the time
35、What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? --Answer: Open your eyes
36、Can you write in red with a blue pen? --Answer: How hard can it be to write the word "red"
37. When a car turns right, which tire does not turn? --Answer: the spare tire
38: What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? --Answer: the son of Confucius is on the left and the son of Mencius is on the top
39、Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third year? -Answer: It's not bad to learn a lesson in two days from the first to the third year!
40, how many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? --Answer: one. Because after eating one is not an empty stomach
41, when Columbus one foot on the New World, immediately after what to do? --Answer: on the other foot
42, the caterpillar came home, said a word to his father, his father fainted on the spot, what did the caterpillar say? -Answer: the caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes."
43, the airplane fell from the sky, why is not one injured? --Answer: all dead
44: What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? -Answer: it's the word flat
45, what is the world's smallest island? --Answer: a safety island on the road
46, put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why the chicken died goose did not die? --Answer: penguins
47, four people in a cabin to play mahjong (no one else is watching), then the police came, four people ran away, but the police came to the house and caught a person, why? --Answer: Four people were playing mahjong in the house, and the police caught him
48. Who is the king of all animals? --Answer:The director of the zoo
49、What can you use to solve all the riddles? -Answer: the answer
50, What kind of people appear after death? -Answer: people in movies
51, Who is the person who specializes in prying into other people's business? --Answer: journalists
52: Who speaks the furthest? --Answer: the person on the phone
53 What has the same manufacturing date and expiration date? --Answer: daily newspaper
54, Mimi spent the whole night on her history textbook last night, but her mom still scolded her for not working hard the next day, why? --Answer: she slept with her history textbook as a pillow
55、Can you cover the sky with leaves? --Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves
56: A cow walks 10 meters to the north, then 10 meters to the west, then 10 meters to the south, and then 10 meters to the south, and then backs up and turns to the right, so ask the cow where its tail is facing. --Answer: toward the ground
57: Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? --Answer: fear of biting their hands
58、Dividing 8 into two halves, what is it? --Answer: 0
59, People who stutter suffer the most? --Answer: making international calls
60, what makes people cry and laugh? --Answer: mask
61, ID card dropped how to do? --Answer: pick it up
62, there is a man walking on a log bridge, in front of a tiger, behind a bear, how did the man pass? --Answer: fainted
63, there are two prisoners in the prison, one night the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the door to see that there is still a prisoner inside? --Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "Du"
64. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest only son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and the third son is called what? --Answer: Of course it's called Xiaoming
65: Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? --Answer: to catch mice
66, what does the left ear of an elephant look like? --Answer: the right ear
67, the needle fell into the sea how to do? --Answer: buy another one
68, there is a man walking on the beach, turn back but can not see his footprints, why? --Answer: because he walks backwards
69, a migratory bird from the south to the north in one hour, while from the north to the south in two and a half hours, why? --Answer: isn't two and a half hours an hour
70, what kind of person cheats others as well as himself? --Answer: cheaters
71, Mr. Lee went to the 16th floor to talk business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor, and then climbed the stairs on foot up, why? --Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor
72, a child and an adult walking in the dark night, the child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father, may I ask why? --Answer: Because they are mother and son
73. What word is common all over the world? --Answer: Arabic numerals
74. A man has a big, thick, wide book in front of him, and he tries to cross it, but he can't. Do you know why? -Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner
75: What is the secret of human longevity? --Answer: Keep breathing, don't break your breath
76、When do you see the moon the biggest? --Answer: when you go to the moon
77, What person only works one day out of the year? --Answer: Santa Claus
78, What is better to turn a blind eye to? --Answer: Shooting
79: Why do newborn children have only one left eye? --Answer: People have only one left eye
80: Which tooth grows out last? --Answer: dentures
81, the room was on fire, Xiaoming how can not pull open the door, may I ask how he went out later? --Answer: pushed the door open
82、Lanlan wasn't sick, but she had her mouth open and closed all night? --Answer: She ate melon seeds
83. What is the best at making false statements? --Answer: a magician
84: Is there a box with two sides? --Answer: there are! Inside and outside
85: Iron will rust if left outside the house in the open air, what about gold? --Answer: It will be stolen
86, Take an egg and throw it at a stone, why didn't the egg break? -Answer: If you take an egg in your left hand and throw a stone in your right hand, how can the egg break?
87, "Xinhua Dictionary" has how many words? --Answer: four
88, Superman and Batman what is the difference? --Answer: one underwear wears inside, one wears outside
89, what people have the worst heart? --Answer: people who get gastroenteritis.
90, guests sent a basket of strawberries, Beibei noisy want to eat strawberries. But mom said there are no strawberries at home why? ---Answer: the guest sent only a painting
91, never seen the grandfather he is what grandfather? --Answer: God
92, two pairs of father and son to go hunting, they each shot a duck, but the total *** but only 3, why? --Answer: 3 grandchildren
93, a patient went to the hospital to do a health check, why the doctor said: "you stay away from me" May I ask what disease this patient has? ---Answer: Cock-eye
94, what is not eaten when it is green, eaten when it is red, spit out is black? --Answer: watermelon
95, why does the sun rise earlier than people every day? --Answer: Because: people sleep later than the sun!
96, a wolf into the sheep pen, want to eat sheep, but why it did not eat and did not eat sheep? -Answer: Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!
97, there are sold, not bought, and sold a lot of them every day. -Answer: the doorway
98, what boat is the safest? --Answer: a boat parked in the beach
99, There came a flock of sheep on the hillside. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ****? --Answer: still a flock of yah!
100、What should be the first step when you want to turn your dream into reality? -Answer: Get up.
101, what is the biggest regret in the life of the giant panda? --Answer: no color photos
102, it's raining, everyone is in a hurry to go home, but there is a man walking unhurriedly (he did not hold an umbrella) Someone asked him why he did not hurry home, he said a word, so that the man fainted, may I ask what words he said? --Answer: "What's the hurry, there's still rain ahead!"
103, the boss never cook, but he burns the same dish every day, what is it? --Answer: "fried squid"
104, what is the most embarrassing thing for a reader? --Answer: When you want to buy a book, you suddenly realize that you don't have any money in your bag
105、Brother bought 3 bags of rice, brother bought 2 bags of rice, when they got home, they put the rice in 1 big bag, how many bags of rice do they have now? --Answer: 1 bag of rice
106、Why did Ming cry when he scored 100 points in the exam? --Answer: The joy of crying
107, Xiao Wang is a good soldier, on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly feel toward him, why he turned a blind eye? --Answer: He was aiming at the enemy~
108: Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang bite on their first meeting that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk? -Answer: Zhuang Zhuang is a goat
109, there is a thing that rises at the same time will fall at the same time will fall at the same time will rise, what is it? --Answer: see-saw
110: Do something from scratch. --Answer: shaving the head
111, There is a rooster laying eggs on the roof, do you think the eggs will fall from the left or the right? --Answer: the rooster does not lay eggs
112: What is the one thing that Hercules could never lift? --Answer: himself/herself
113、Why does a frog jump higher than a tree --Answer: trees don't jump
114、What is a double-minded person? -Answer: a person with many hearts, because that person has three hearts.
115, Who will win a race between an 80-centimeter-long red crab and a 30-centimeter-long black crab running? --Answer: the black crab. Because the red crab is cooked.
116: When is a marshal one rank higher than a general, and when are marshals and generals equal? --Answer: playing chess
117、What doesn't get wet when it falls into water? -Answer: shadow.
118, Xiao Wang is a driver, one day driving a car accident, when the police arrived, found that there is a dead man in the car, Xiao Wang did say that no matter his business, why? -Answer: Wang drove a hearse
119, what animals stay up late every day? -Answer: panda, it stayed up with dark circles under its eyes.
120, a piglet is sold for 200 yuan, why two piglets can be sold for tens of thousands of yuan? -Answer: Because piglets with two heads are really rare.
121, a man, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, a cabbage, the man wants to take these three things, transported to the other side of the river, send those two first? --Answer: send the dog and the cabbage first
122、What kind of person likes to be told to get lost the most --Answer: people in prison
123、What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? -Answer: hard
124, why do people like to climb up? -Answer: because people are monkeys.
125, how did the elephant's long trunk grow? --Answer: at birth.
126, a boat can withstand up to 50 people, now has been seated 49 people, and came another person, and that boat sank, why? --Answer: because it was a submarine
127、There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table, which one to light first? -Answer: matches
128、Why did the zookeeper cry his eyes out when the elephant died in the zoo? -Answer: because he thought of digging such a big hole and might die of exhaustion.
129: Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now? - -Answer: they all become human beings.
130、Small Ming talks all day long, why didn't he say a word today? --Answer: Because his voice is mute.
131: Why are there two holes in the newly bought socks? -Answer: How else can you wear them
132. Why did the teacher not say anything to Xiao Dong when he slept in class? --Answer: The teacher didn't see it
133: Why did a big green horse fall into the rice bowl and drown? --Answer: the nickname of a cricket
134, what thief can be put to death immediately after catching? --Answer: a squid
135: A caterpillar (eight feet) walked up a pile of cow dung, but after getting down to the ground, it found only six footprints, why? --Answer: cow dung is very stinky, two feet pinch the nose
136, geese why fly south? --Answer: thought walking too slow, then fly ah
137, there is a bridge can only multiply the weight of 70 kilograms, a man weighing 65 kilograms, he wanted to take two balls weighing 2.6 kilograms across the bridge, did not borrow anything from the bridge to bring the two balls over, how did he go over? -Answer: Throw up one ball and when it is about to fall throw up the other.
138. Usually, dad washes the dishes after dinner, but why didn't he do it today? -Answer: the meal in the restaurant today
139, there is a caterpillar to cross the river, there is no bridge in front of it, ask it how to go over -Answer: into a butterfly to fly over
140, what animal you beat it to death, but shed your blood? What animal did you kill, but it shed your blood? --Answer: mosquito
141, a rusty embroidery needle, at 7:07:07 on July 7, when the moon is in the sky, thrown into the sea of Yunnan bait will happen what reaction? --Answer: fall to the bottom of the sea
142, what tendon injury can not be plastered? --Answer: brain injury.
143, wonderful relationship on the slope, there are two people cart. Oncoming a man, asked the one in front of him, "Is the one in the back your son?" The man said, "Yes!" He then asked the one behind him, "Is the one in front your father?" And he says, "No!" May I ask what kind of relationship is this? --Answer: mother-son relationship
144、What is the one thing that everyone screams about when it is broken? --Answer: a world record
145、Why didn't a man's hair get wet when he fell into the sea? -Answer: because he was bald
146、What is it that people don't want? -Answer: sickness.
147, there are ten birds in the forest, Xiaoming shot one, but the other nine did not fly away, why? --Answer: ostrich
148, what is the biggest shadow you can see every day? --Answer: the night, the shadow of the earth
149, the blocks fell down to rebuild, the house fell down to what? --Answer: To escape
150: Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? --Answer: because no one dares to call it up
151, there is a small round hole with a diameter of only 1 centimeter, while a kind of volume up to 100 cubic meters of the object can pass through this small hole, then it is what object? --Answer: -Answer: it's water, did you just get there?
152, Xiao Ming jumped down from the sixth floor, why has not been injured? - - Answer: he turned around and jumped toward the room.
153, in class, the teacher asked his classmates, "What is the Earth without humans and animals living on it?" The little name quickly answered correctly. Do you know his - Answer: what is it? --Answer: the globe
154, What place is rich in angora rabbit hair? --Answer: on angora rabbits
155、Why does the goldfish always look silly? --Answer: It has water in its head.
156: What should a grandfather do when he has to cross a bridge with a wolf in front of him and a tiger behind him? --Answer: pass out
157, your grandfather's son's father's mother's aunt's sister-in-law's uncle's uncle's uncle with you what is the relationship? -Answer: relatives!
158, a rectangular box, there are 8 corners, 8 sides, ask this rectangular box cut from it, how many corners, how many sides left? --Answer: there are 8 corners and 8 sides left!
159: Why does Dongdong, who is in the first grade, write foreign characters even though he has not studied foreign languages? --Answer: He writes Arabic numerals.
160: Is the black chicken great or the white chicken great? -Answer: The black chicken. Because black chickens lay white eggs and white chickens don't lay black eggs!
161, Why did the teacher know that his father was left-handed as soon as he saw Bao? --Answer: because he has five marks on the right side of his face.
162, you killed an animal, why do you bleed your own blood. -Answer: because killed a mosquito that was sucking its own blood
163, there is a thing that you can take with your left hand, but not with your right hand, what is this thing. --Answer: your own right hand
164, praying mantis invited centipede and gecko to the home as a guest, cooking time found that the soy sauce is out of hunger, centipede volunteered to go out to buy, but a long time to come back, what happened? --Answer: After opening the door, the centipede was found still sitting in the doorway to wear shoes
165, what kind of people heavy not to wash their hair? --Answer: Monk
166: A dog and a frog swam in a race usually the frog swam faster, why did the dog win in one of the races? --Answer: Because the rules of the game was allowed to use the dog paddle, not allowed to use the breaststroke!
167, Xiaowei's schoolbag hides a duck egg, why he refused to take it out to his mother to cook? --Answer: It was the "big duck egg" on the exam paper
168, why do people close their eyes when they die? -Answer: Because if you keep your eyes open, you will scare people to death!
169, why do mafia like to wear white gloves? -Answer: Because the hands are too black.
170, the national anthem a **** how many words - Answer: two
171, a natural black marble, thrown into the Pacific Ocean on January 1, what will happen? --Answer: the marble sinks into the Pacific Ocean
172, there are five little ants, each little ant said it behind a little ant, why? --Answer: one of the little ants is lying
173, What cow doesn't eat grass? --Answer: snail
174、The teacher said that there are 106 bones in our body, but Xiao Ming said that there are 107 bones in his body, why is that? --Answer: Because Xiao Ming accidentally ate a fish bone.
175. What book has no author and no one can read it? -Answer: The book of heaven, of course!
176: Which day of the year does a person sleep the longest? -Answer: The last day of the year, as he crosses over to the next year.
177, the tree "qi" a monkey, underground "yi" a monkey, a *** how many monkeys? --Answer: two monkeys.
178, where is the place to ask for pain? --Answer: pharmacy
179, a cell locked up two prisoners, one of them for theft to be locked up for a year, the other is a robber-murderer but only two weeks, why? --Answer: The robber-murderer was taken out and shot
180: How do you put all your left hands into your right pants pocket and all your right hands into your left pants pocket at the same time? --Answer: put your pants on backwards
181、5 chickens produce 5 eggs in 5 days. how many chickens are needed to produce 100 eggs in 100 days? --Answer: still only 5 chickens are needed
182、What gets bigger the more you cut it? --Answer: a hole
183, What is a net made of? -Answer: made of a hole.
184, did not finish the homework how to do? -Answer: ask the teacher ah, homework is left by the teacher.
185, ceremony priests have presided over a variety of ceremonies, but there is one that he can not preside over. What is it? -Answer: his own funeral.
186、Examination In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in exactly the same paper. What was the reason that the examiner found out but did not consider them cheating? -Answer: they both handed in blank papers.
187, grazing ground painted a circle of ten meters in diameter, inside a cow, the center of the circle inserted a stake. The cow is bolted by a five-meter-long rope, if you do not cut the rope and do not untie the rope, then this cow can eat grass outside the circle? --Answer: yes, because the question does not say that the cow is bolted to the stake.
188: Do you know why fish live only in water and not on land? --Answer: there are cats on land
189、There are two coins, which are fifty-five cents and one of them is not fifty cents, which two coins are they? --Answer: It's a nickel and a nickel, and of course a nickel is not a nickel!
190, do you know whether rice is expensive or baklava is expensive? -Answer: Rare rice. Things are more expensive than rare
191, when is the best time to pick apples - Answer: when the apples are ripe
192, there is a man with five dollars in his pocket, dropped five dollars in the pocket what is left? --Answer: a hole
193, what fish's belly is floating up to the surface? --Answer: a dead fish
194, Xiao Ming is 12 years old, why only three birthdays? -Answer: birthday is February 29
195, why do people hit their heads against tofu? --Answer: because tofu doesn't hit the head
196, Xiaoming eats a master every day, is he a monster? -Answer: Eat Master Kong well!
197, Wang brushed the mouth of the morning, why grandma others still say he has bad breath - Answer: Because Wang loves to curse, so others say he has bad breath
198, Xiao Li threw an egg to more than 2 meters is not broken, why? -Answer: Because the egg hadn't hit the ground when it was thrown more than 2 meters.
199: Two men went to Lukan and slept in a tent at night. Soon one of them woke up to wake up the other. Ask you to see the stars in the sky. What will you think of? --Answer: the tent was stolen.
200: A long stick (you are not allowed to break it), so how can you make it shorter? --Answer: Take a longer stick and compare it with it is not shorter