1. Chinese traffic jam, Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, Tai'an section, three cars tailgating, but after the car to see the needle, resulting in the clearing of the car can not enter the scene, blocked for more than an hour.
2. Every day there are ten thousand intersections eight thousand ways.
3. "Commuters living in Jiangbei, driving across the bridge every day, is to fight a battle across the river ah.
4. We watched the sunset together, and if we were stuck in traffic for a while, we could watch the sunrise together.
5. Miserable? Shoe mud car trapped unattended!
6. Traffic jam, traffic jam is the car, is the time, of course, the traffic jam is people.
7. Japanese people would have been distracted by the traffic jam jam into this batch appearance.
8. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, you can call your family, your friends, and even your customers. The longer the traffic jam, the more profound the emotional exchange. Some people have harvested long-lost affection, some so talk into a big business, some also harvested love ... ... traffic jam also really promote the feelings between people.
9. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are integrated into the high-speed traffic jam game, lively and extraordinary.
10. House leakage coincides with the rain, festivals are always met with traffic jams.
11. There is a kind of pain called others to you are still stuck in the road, there is a kind of happiness called flying in the sky to see the traffic jam.
12. I can't keep up with the times, others say the next stop happiness, I do the next stop traffic jam
13. blocked me, more than an hour, great, in Beijing taxi more expensive ah, you also give me a traffic jam
14. and then buy a car, be sure to buy auxiliary driving and sound double bully. Listening to the song, watching the car drive itself, the traffic jam is not so annoying
15! The road is blocked in the road to go forward not backward are no place to go home the road is originally blocked traffic and meet the fog closed road mmp
16. "Bridge every day traffic jam ah, one day to drive to work, not traffic jams, smooth on the bridge, it is really the lottery won the prize ah!
17. annoyed to death, to be cranky to death a holiday on the traffic jam, one-stop to sit for forty minutes can not wait to get off to go one-stop to the subway station, and now just sit on, live in this shabby place to be depressed to death
18. two banks of apes crowing can not be, the family does not live in the car to stay.
19. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the road home.
20. The car is blocked from the toll gate to the provincial highway, why not free release?
The humor of the traffic jam said that no electric car runs fast the second
21. Ten o'clock in the evening on the highway, looked at it, it should be almost to Jiangyin Bridge ah, every time I go back to my mother's home are so tossed. I'm looking forward to the high-speed train the year after next. Leave the place that makes me tired, go back to see my dear friends. I'm not excited, but more calm and relieved. I know someone will always be there waiting for me ~
22. It is not easy to line up to get on the highway and traffic jam! I am easy to go back to my home.
23. Horns sound, fog lights flash red. The driver's heart is burning, just hope the sky clears up.
24. Cup of tea, immediately to the home of the highway traffic jam
25.10.10. Early in the morning to get up irritable; traffic jam jam heart.
26. Before going to bed to see you in a traffic jam, sleep and wake up you are still in a traffic jam.
27. I am a highway traffic jam for an hour at the moment to ten mai speed to Jinan to climb outside the wandering wanderer.
28. Traffic jam on the road, but also a kind of travel.
29. I thought the car show, the original is a traffic jam in Dubai.
30. Every day, the traffic jam does not rest, from spring to fall, driving on the road, squeezed into a pot of porridge.
31. The fifth time to Jinan, still very sad, from the time of highway traffic jams, last night's pit concert to the moment of the high-speed rail late, the feeling that there is no which is not looking for things
32. Hangzhou people collapsed, why, because of Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a microblogging information, all can not see the hope of lifting the traffic jam.
33. It looks like my first day of the National Day, to spend in the car, every National Day traffic jam, which is very anhui.
34. House leakage is always late, always meet a big traffic jam.
35.36. I chose the easiest time to go to the bank in the traffic jam. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. Sleeping in the car feels great
36. May Day vacation is here, you are still a person? I'm not a person, it's a dog!
37. Traffic jam mood is not good how to do, jump square dance it.
38. I did not expect it, actually someone went home last month, this month.
39. Home for New Year's Eve is a wonderful journey home, but the good will always be accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.
40. To tell you a thunderbolt from the sky, to cry, shocking news: Hangzhou bypass highway traffic jam section up to kilometers! The entire bypass traffic is fast becoming a circle.
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2. Getting up early, driving out, and hours later still not getting out of your favorite city.
3. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?
4. Feel out so long, can give me care but some friends. National Day traffic jam on the road, in fact, I also look forward to parents to make a phone call over, ask me where I am now, hungry or not, there is no motion sickness, back late home door to me to stay! Heh, it feels kinda small.
5. Traffic jam jam to doubt life ... cab masters and sent me to the exit ... stayed in the year still can not find the entrance to the station I really good sad.
6. I can think of the happiest thing is the National Day at home with you to see traffic jams around.
7. Traffic jams are very distracting, and when I become rich, I'll go buy an airplane, fuck him.
8. plug plug plug ...... yesterday around the highway became a sea of cars. And, behind the traffic jam and involved a social topic: civilized travel from me.
9.31. heart, if the private car is less good, so the road is not blocked, if the private car can be civilized queuing, the car is not blocked. If people are not crowded we will go home quickly, and friends in a hurry will not be upset because of the traffic jam, fewer private cars.
10. At the next intersection, waiting for you. This intersection, traffic jam.
11. I wish all the people who go to travel today on the road are stuck in traffic so that you do not come to accompany me.
12. The highest state of the traffic jam is: not blocking the traffic you still think the heart is not comfortable.
13. The car is blocked and the people are easy to turn over!
14. Although happy to go home for New Year's Eve, but the traffic jam is still painful, at the moment on the road, serious traffic jam.
15. It is not easy to line up to sit on the car on the highway is also a traffic jam! Back to a home I'm easy to do I.?
16. The old driver told us a truth: traffic jam, go the right of the fastest road; smooth, in the middle of the road, the throttle most 6 most powerful
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18. Once a year, the May Day holiday has come! Hurry to open the circle of friends 4-day tour.
19. high-speed traffic jam, I shouted who want to play the King of Glory, the results of the laugh spray lover is waiting out, think about whether it is on the road traffic jam or lost
20. really envy those who go out on the May Day holiday travel friends, like us at any time can go out of the travelers, simply can not experience that kind of happiness.
21.11. Hey, early in the morning to be angry, first of all the city traffic jam, and then by the black heart of the freight forwarding malicious high forklift charges, and then the customer has to order I have been clearly informed of the discontinuation of a product, it is really enough
22.the world there is no way to go more than the road, the road is clogged.
23. In front of the traffic light, blocked into a pot of sticky cooking. Waiting for a minute, not yet employed half a step.
24. National Day traffic jam ...... can be, minutes of driving traffic jam three hours yet.
25. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. A motionless minutes, is also served. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
26. The cow hairs of the rain is dense, haze and cloudy days are not afraid, as long as you go out on the road, encountered a traffic jam on the head.
27. Horns sound, fog lights flash red. The driver's heart is burning, and he hopes that the sky will clear up.
28. Since everyone realized that the holiday highway will be traffic jam, traffic jam time in advance.
29. hours of travel, hard to go an hour.
30. and daughter-in-law to discuss where to go on vacation to play, this time the age of the son said leisurely: let's bring a sleeping bag snacks good music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam very leisurely.
31. Traffic jam another landscape, couples anyway, there is no emergency, just use this time and environment to talk about love.
32. New Year's home, all kinds of traffic jam, traffic jam is not blocking the heart!
33. Shenzhen-Shantou high-speed massive congestion, car owners get off to play tennis!
34. New Year's home serious traffic jam, has been blocked for more than three hours, there is all the way to the traffic jam teammates do not.
35.16. Traffic jam to doubt life ... cab masters and sent me to the exit ... stayed 4 years still can not find the entrance to the station I really good worry.
36. Traffic jam on the road every day you can see the scenery, sports cars lined up for your choice Oh!
37. The bridge is blocked into an egg, the bridge is still under the road long, crowded in the middle of the difficult to move, you say this can be done.
38. Eleven Nies are out to play on the highway to join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or in the local wave? Anyway, I am now in the highway traffic jam.
39. Weekdays spit it haze traffic jam demon wind, but a first snow a heavy rain a piece of evening sunshine and can trigger a storm of praise. The fun of Beijing.
40. The development zone is paralyzed, traffic jam jam ah, send children to school in the morning back and forth for an hour
rain traffic jam humorrain traffic jam humor said a
1. See you before going to bed in a traffic jam, wake up and you're still in a traffic jam.
2. New Year's home, all kinds of traffic jam, traffic jam is not blocking the heart!
3. The longest National Day in history plus the longest traffic jam!
4.18. Traffic jam jam upset, a motion, I rolled down the window to blow the wind, the side of the car dude saw me, said hello, hi, your beard and long and dense, quite handsome, stay a long time it. I said not long, just shaved before going out.
5. The highway traffic jam, hungry, called home delivery.
6. Other people on vacation in the Mid-Autumn Festival in the highway traffic jam in each show their skills, we look at their microblogging in the office to entertain themselves.
7. Eleven Nies are out to play on the highway to join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or in the local wave? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway right now.
8. High-speed traffic jam army passing by, high-speed service area littered with garbage, please prepare your own garbage bags, do not throw the highway into the garbage dump!
9. 11 long vacation travel traffic jam, always a nightmare!
10. Hangzhou people collapsed, why, because Hangzhou traffic radio released a microblogging information, everyone can not see the hope of lifting the traffic jam.
11. On the way to the traffic jam, everyone showed their skills, there are fishing, there are walking the dog, there are out of the activities, I just sit in the car to enjoy a play and a play.
12. Whenever the traffic jam on the worry, I worry on the oil, played a song and a song, the road ahead or no end.
13. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the company!
14.38. Chinese traffic jam, Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, Tai'an section, three cars tailgate, but then the car saw the needle, resulting in the clearing car can not enter the scene, blocked for more than an hour.
15. Traffic congestion upset, such as the capital into a tycoon went to buy a plane, fuck him.
16. Home for New Year's Eve is the perfect way back, but perfect will always be accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.
17. Traffic jam and non-mainstream increase is the prelude to the Spring Festival.
18. Bitter or not? City roads are jammed every day!
19. Christmas Eve humor to say 1-
20. I am a high-speed traffic jam for an hour at the moment to 10 mph to Jinan climb outside the wandering wanderer.
The heavy rain traffic jam humor said two21.morning up, drizzle, Mrs. let me drive to work, on the way to send her to the unit. I said angrily: "Why? I also mopped the floor, the bowl also brushed, housework are done, why still use such brutal means to punish me? --I'd rather be on my knees than drive to work." The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a bike and get out of the way!
22! The road is jammed in the road to go forward not backward have no place to go home the road is already jammed and meet the fog closed road mmp
23. the world there is no road, walking more people, the road is jammed.
24. Sorry, the road traffic jam.
25. You open, or do not open, the road is blocked there, do not go not move.
26. The days are like a stove, nowadays life is full of clothes and food. The driver is already a common thing, in and out of the sun can be avoided cooked. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it.
27.26. Highway traffic jam .... A car four people, three people in the cell phone playing mahjong ... I... Will not ...
28. A line of egrets on the blue sky, the old man squeezed in the very center.
29. Traffic jam, almost suffocated by urine. Lesson learned: drink water in small sips, not too much to drink at once.
30.30. These days in the north of the meeting, every day on the road back and forth for 4 hours, 90 kilometers, I drove my back pain headache distraction, 2 ring to 4 ring, all day in traffic jams, a few years ago can really not be so, the car is too much!
31. I didn't expect it, but someone actually went home last month and arrived this month.
32. Every day there are ten thousand intersections eight thousand ways.
33. Highway, please toll it!
34. New Year's home, the traffic jam is also happiness, of course, do not block too long, I have to rush home to eat it!
35. Feel out so long, can give me care but some friends. National Day traffic jam on the road, in fact, I also look forward to my parents to make a phone call over, ask me where I am now, hungry or not, there is no motion sickness, come back late home door to me to stay! Heh, it feels kinda small.
36. Ride my beloved little motorcycle, it will never get stuck in traffic.
37. Before not seen, after not seen, read the road before the congestion, accompanied by the love of the car and snot.
38. A hundred years of precipitation a full blockage.
39. I wish all the people who go to travel today on the road are stuck in traffic so that you do not come with me.
40. I thought it was a car show, but it was a traffic jam in Dubai.
Humor of the traffic jam said mood phrases
Humor of the traffic jam said mood phrases (a)
1. When a ray of sunshine illuminated the earth, we into the high-speed traffic jam game, lively and extraordinary.
2. A hundred years of precipitation a full blockage.
3. Complaining about the National Day holiday traffic jam, all join me, anyway, I drove the car is unimpeded.
4. Traffic jam another landscape, couples anyway, there is no emergency, just use this time and environment to talk about love.
5. Hate it or hate it? The car navigation does not work!
6. Every day there are 10,000 intersections eight thousand ways.
7. This slowly move to what time to the ground ah ~
8. Before going to bed to see you in traffic, sleep and wake up you are still in traffic.
9. This point to go out to play is to squeeze warm.
10. Chinese traffic jam, Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, Tai'an section, three cars tailgating, but after the car to see the needle, resulting in clearing the car can not enter the scene, blocked for more than an hour.
11. High-speed traffic jam in a car with four people, three people on the phone to play mahjong I will not be in front of the traffic jam more highlights the helplessness of life and sadness.
12. Hello blocking, hello blocking, hello blocking blocking.
13. Only this time, the ring road on the beginning of traffic jams, the National Day holiday, and can be clean for a few days, I wish you all go out and travel, do not block the road oh.
14. Traffic jam is a killing knife.
15. Let's bring a sleeping bag, snacks and good music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam very leisurely.
16. Cup of tea, immediately to home on the highway traffic jam
17. Horns sound, fog lights flash red. The driver's heart is burning, just hope the sky clears up.
18.46. Traffic jam upset, in fact, quiet down to look around the mood will become better. You are upset to see me, surely will also be good, unity.
19. Everyone got out of the car to do morning exercises. There are still drivers skating their dogs on the highway.
20. Tourist traffic jam jam.
21. On the highway, the car blocked for more than ten hours.
22. It looks like my first day of the National Day, to spend in the car, every National Day traffic jam, which is very Anhui.
23. Encountered the evening rush hour, go where it does not work, the viaduct on the blockage, the interchanges below the stop.?
24. far from home is really bad, a vacation seven days, then, back and forth two days, taking into account the road traffic jam, may be less one to two days, but what can be done
25. high speed in the end how much traffic jam, wake up and find the car is still in place.
26.30. These days in the north of the meeting, every day on the road back and forth for 4 hours, 90 kilometers, driving my back pain headache and heartburn, 2 ring to 4 ring, all day traffic jam, a few years ago it really is not like this, the car is too much!
27. The house leaks and the festivals are always jammed with cars.
28.9. Every time you go to school is not smooth, three cars hit each other, the highway traffic jam
29.go early, to the late, half an hour to cross an intersection, driving on the road all kinds of traffic jam, lost time is not worth it.
30. 11 long vacation travel traffic jam, always a nightmare!
31. The second ring in the future, less to go to the traffic jam upset do not want.
32. The house leakage is the rain of the night, late always meet a big traffic jam.
33. This car jam is too good, just get off to eat a meal.
34. I envy those who go out on the May Day holiday to travel friends, like us at any time can go out to travel people, simply can not experience that kind of happiness.
35. New Year's home, the biggest change is the feeling that the car is more and more, the small market in our village are traffic jams, or the best use of small sheep.
36. Weekdays spit it haze traffic jam demon wind, but a first snow a heavy rain a piece of the evening sun can trigger a storm of praise. The interesting Beijing.
37. I can't keep up with the times, others say the next stop happiness, I do next stop traffic jams
38. Look at the street inside and outside, the car line such as a turtle, the driver is annoyed, one step does not move, always red light to hold out urine. Traffic so much focus, attracting countless large sums of money on the bus. Pity Audi A6, slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz BMW, nowhere to rage. A generation of pride, Lamborghini, tears to see the electric motor to the car over. All is gone, but also the number of bicycles, while pedaling side smile.
39. New Year's home serious traffic jams, has been blocked for more than three hours, all the way to the traffic jam teammates do not.
40. The car blocked the man mania easy to turn face!
Humorous talk about the journey traffic jam
Humorous talk about the journey traffic jam (a)
1. The development zone is paralyzed, traffic jam jam ah, this National Day driving tour seems to be paralyzed.
2. You say, the end of the world, heaven and hell will not be a serious traffic jam ah?
3. It is difficult to get on the bridge, it is difficult to get off the bridge, the elevated traffic jam is severe. It's hard to get off the bridge, it's hard to get on the bridge, strolling in the middle of the car.
4. Today you are "stuck"?
5. 2:30 a.m. airport highway is still in the traffic jam, I really want to vomit blood
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7. This is a traffic jam, more than the God of Gamblers will be blocked!
8. The car navigation can not be used!
9. I can think of the happiest thing is to be at home with you on the Fourth of July to see traffic jams all over the world.
10. New Year's home serious traffic jam, has been blocked for more than three hours, there is all the way to the traffic jam teammates do not.
11. The blocked heart ... the traffic jam is much more serious than in Nanjing
12. Blocked traffic, always blocked, you blocked me so upset, have the patience you block me for life.
13.38. Chinese traffic jam, Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, Tai'an section, three cars tailgating, but then the car saw the needle, resulting in the clearing trucks can not enter the scene, blocked for more than an hour.
14. Before going to bed to see you in a traffic jam, sleep and wake up you are still in a traffic jam.
15. I blocked you blocked everyone blocked, together with the joy of the double festival.
16. High-speed traffic jam, I shouted who want to play the King of Glory, the results of the laugh spray lover is waiting out, think about it is not on the road traffic jam or lost
17. point half off work in Shaxi super parking lot to feel the atmosphere of the hour National Day traffic jam.
18. Finally to go home for New Year's Eve, but this traffic jam I'm really afraid of, I'm now the most afraid of is the traffic jam, this process of transition is too arduous.
19. This year's holiday home, relatives are discussing how long it took to get home.
20. Don't panic if you are stuck in a traffic jam, send a friend circle first.
Humorous sayings about the journey traffic jam (Part II)21. Fear of National Day traffic jam, get up at 4:30 and continue to Lanzhou.
22. In front of the traffic jam more highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.
23. National Day traffic jams are terrible, three or four hours of driving, it is estimated that it will be extended to eight hours or so, the heartache is still on the highway themselves ... Estimated to go back to eat breakfast ~ ... Want to think of the first time you want to apply for a university outside the province, but okay, okay.
24. years, can you get off the night shift, bitter at the intersection of the cold wind waiting; in you want to take a taxi but can not hit the time, take the initiative to ask you want to take the car, in the traffic jams, take the initiative to choose a car for you to choose a road less, there are only black car drivers
25. no longer complain about traffic jams, that's the state of the nation and people's peace; no longer smack of a sea of people, that's the prosperity.
26. Bitter or not? The city roads are blocked every day!
27. Traffic jam upset, in fact, quiet down to look around the state of mind or will become better. You are upset to see me, surely will also be good, unity.
28. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. A motionless minute, but also to serve. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
29. Traffic jams and non-mainstream increase is a prelude to the Spring Festival.
30. 6.6. also said early. I did get up early, but encountered car bad, encountered rain, encountered traffic jams ...... a lot of things really not I try a little harder to do .........
31.Born to be useful, an hour will not move.
32. worry or not? When will you stop planing and digging?
33. Tell you a thunderbolt from the sky, want to cry, shock the world and cry God's news: Hangzhou bypass highway traffic jam section up to kilometers! The entire bypass traffic is almost even into a circle.
34.36. I chose the easiest time to go to the bank. I'm sure it's just what I wanted. It feels great to sleep in the car
35. Xia Yueyue: National Day at home to watch the highway traffic jam, the scene must be very exciting.
36. The car was crowded into a lump, the drivers were annoyed, and the horn was blaring.
37.1. Highway, Pikou, the traffic jam is so bad that it is estimated that it will not necessarily go down at noon.
38. Road traffic jam, just look at the sky, the sky is also jammed.
39.46. Traffic jam upset, in fact, quiet down to look around the mood will become better. If you are upset, look at me, surely it will also be good, unity.
40. You can go, not traffic jam count me out!