A butcher came home late in the day, and all the meat in his burden was sold out, leaving only the bones. Halfway there, he met two wolves, which followed him for a long way. The butcher got scared and threw the bones at the wolves. One of the wolves stopped when it got the bone, but the other wolf still followed. The butcher threw another bone, and the wolf that was following behind him stopped to eat the bone, but the one that had stopped in front of him arrived again. The bone had been thrown out, but the two wolves were still following together as before. The butcher was very nervous and embarrassed, fearing that he would be attacked by both wolves. He saw a wheat farm in the field, and the owner of the farm piled up the firewood in the middle of the yard and covered it up with mats, like a small mountain. The butcher ran over and leaned under the pile of firewood, put down his burden and took up his pig-killing knife. The wolves didn't dare to come forward, and stared straight at the butcher. After a while, one of the wolves went straight away, and the other one sat down like a dog in front of the butcher. After a long time, its eyes seemed to be closed, and its look was leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up and slashed the wolf's head with his knife, killing it with several cuts. He was about to leave, when he turned around and saw that behind the woodpile, another wolf was making a hole there, trying to burrow its way over. Attack him from behind. The wolf was halfway in, showing only *** and its tail. The butcher cut off its thighs from behind and killed it as well. Only then did he realize that the wolf in front of him had pretended to be sleeping in order to confuse his enemy.
Wolves are also very cunning, but in a short time, both wolves were killed, how much can the beast's cunning deception? It only adds to the laughter of the people.
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There is a butcher to sell meat back, the sun has set, suddenly came a wolf, see the meat in the burden, greedy saliva flowed out, the butcher walk it also walk, has been followed by a few miles, the butcher The butcher was afraid and took out a knife to scare it, the wolf backed off a little, the butcher turned around and walked forward, the wolf followed the butcher again. There was no way out, and he thought in his heart that what the wolf wanted was meat, so he might as well hang the meat on the tree for the time being, and wait for tomorrow morning to come and get it. So he used a hook to hook up the meat, tiptoe hanging to the tree, and then let the wolf look at the stretcher has been empty, the wolf stopped, the butcher also went home.
The next morning, the butcher went to get the meat. From a distance, he saw a big thing hanging on the tree, like someone hanging himself, and was shocked. Slowly walked to the front to see, it turned out to be a dead wolf, raised his head to take a closer look only to see the wolf's mouth with meat, meat hooks penetrated the wolf's palate, as if the fish swallowed the bait. At that time, the price of wolf skin was very expensive, sold more than ten taels of silver, the butcher made a small fortune. That wolf marginally climbed up the tree to harp on the meat, and ended up being hanged, which is also really ridiculous.
2. The translation of the ancient Chinese text "The Wolf" Funny version
A butcher came home late in the day, and all the meat in his load was sold out, leaving only the bones.
Halfway there, he met two wolves, which followed him for a long way. The butcher was afraid, so he threw the bones at the wolves.
One of the wolves stops when it gets the bone, but the other wolf still follows. The butcher threw another bone, and the wolf traveling behind him stopped to eat the bone, but the one that had stopped in front of him arrived again.
The bone was thrown out, but the two wolves were still following together as before. The butcher was very nervous and embarrassed, fearing that the two wolves would attack him from both sides.
He saw a wheat farm in the field, and the owner of the farm piled up the firewood in the middle of the field and covered it with a mat, like a small mountain. The butcher then ran over and leaned under the pile of firewood, and put down his burden and took up his butcher's knife.
The wolves did not dare to come forward and stared straight at the butcher. After a while, one wolf went straight away, and the other sat down like a dog in front of the butcher.
After a long time, the eyes seemed to be closed, and the look was leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up and struck the wolf's head with his knife, and killed it with several cuts.
He was about to leave, when he turned around and saw that behind the woodpile, another wolf was making a hole there, trying to burrow over. Attack him from behind.
The wolf was halfway in, showing only *** and its tail. The butcher cut off its thighs from behind and killed it as well.
At this point he realized that the wolf in front of him pretended to sleep, which was to confuse the enemy. The wolf is also very cunning ah, however, not a moment's effort, two wolves were killed, the beast of the cunning deception means can be how much? It's just a way of giving people something to laugh about.
_____________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________ There is a butcher to sell meat back, the sun has set, suddenly came a wolf, see the meat in the stretcher, greedy drooling out, the butcher walk it also walk, has been followed by several miles, the butcher was afraid to take out the knife to scare it, the wolf was a little more than a few miles. The butcher was afraid and took out a knife to scare it, the wolf backed off a little, the butcher turned around and walked forward, the wolf followed the butcher again. There is no way, the heart of the dark thought, the wolf wants is meat, why not temporarily hang the meat in the tree, and so early tomorrow morning to take.
So he used a hook to hook up the meat, tiptoe to the tree, and then let the wolf look at the stretcher has been empty, the wolf stopped, the butcher also went home. The next morning, the butcher went to fetch the meat.
From a distance, he saw a big thing hanging from the tree, like someone hanging himself, and was shocked. I was shocked. I walked slowly to the front and saw that it was a dead wolf. I looked up and saw that the wolf's mouth was full of meat, and the hook of the meat penetrated the wolf's palate, as if a fish was swallowing the bait.
At that time, the price of the wolf's skin was very expensive, and sold more than ten taels of silver, the butcher made a small fortune. That wolf edge of the wood to fish climbed to the tree to chatter meat, and ended up being hanged, but also really ridiculous ah.
3. Rewrite the ancient text "Wolf" to be funny 300 children on the lineThere is a butcher sold meat home. It was late in the day, when suddenly a wolf came rushing in, looking straight at the meat in the stretcher, as if it was very greedy, and it followed the butcher for several miles. When the butcher was afraid and frightened him with his knife, he retreated a little; when the butcher went forward, he followed him again. The butcher thought that the wolf wanted meat, so he might as well hang the meat on the tree for the time being and come back for it the next morning. So he hooked the meat, stood on tiptoe and hung it on the tree, and then showed the wolf the empty load, and only then did the wolf stop following him. The butcher went back, and when he came to fetch the meat at dawn, he saw from afar a big thing hanging from the tree, as if a man had hanged himself, and was greatly alarmed, and hesitantly approached to see it, but it turned out to be a dead wolf. Raise his head to look carefully, see the wolf mouth bite meat, but the hook hooked its palate, really like a fish on the hook to eat bait. At that time, the price of wolf skin was expensive, worth more than ten gold, so the butcher had some money. People say climb up a tree to seek fish, but this wolf climbed up a tree to seek disaster. This is really funny!
Rewritten into the vernacular:
Today is really bad luck, a rabbit did not catch. It was already late in the evening, and I wandered along the path with my big brother, my stomach rumbling with hunger, holding a hint of fantasy and hope, waiting for the arrival of the prey.
Suddenly, a butcher appeared at a distant fork in the road, stoutly built and carrying a burden toward the front. Both of our eyes immediately put out a light, while the night is now approaching, sparsely populated, why don't we hurry to do it? So my big brother and I coincidentally tailed the butcher forward.
The butcher still has some leftover bones in his stretcher, and he probably found us, so he threw a bone out in a panic. I stopped to chew the bone first, and my big brother continued to follow it. Alas! We have been hungry for a day, these few bones which can satisfy the craving ah! When the butcher threw the second bone, my big brother stopped to gnaw on the bone, I followed again. We have discussed, tonight this fat sheep is absolutely can not let go!
Well, the bones are finished, my brother and I continue to follow him, ready to wait for the opportunity to start! The butcher was so scared that he was soaked with sweat. The two of us, on the other hand, are even more pleased, planning how to subdue him in one fell swoop. But the butcher, after reaching a wheat field in the field, suddenly ran to a mountain-like pile of firewood, put down his burden, picked up the butcher knife, facing us.
Big brother said, can not act rashly, he has a weapon in his hand, we have to be on guard. The butcher stared at the eyes, staring at the two of us, we really do not dare to pounce on the front, so also stared at him. However, this is not the way to go on, big brother thought of a good idea, it let me pretend to sleep in front of the butcher, so that the butcher to relax their vigilance, he himself pretended to leave, in fact, ready to come from behind the woodpile to a sneak attack.
The plan was finalized, the big brother walked straight away, and I, like a dog, squatted in front of him, slightly closed my eyes, leisurely, pretending to sleep. Suddenly, I felt my head was cut by some sharp weapon, followed by a few knives on my body. Woe to me, I haven't had time to fight back, I lost my own life, really die in peace ah!
(When I got to hell, I was about to talk to the king of hell, and my big brother came. I was busy asking him how he got there. I said that half of his body and head had already been drilled into the pile of firewood, and it was so close, but the butcher cut off his legs from behind and killed him without mercy. Alas! The death was even more unjust than mine! (I think my two wolves are so cunning, but in the blink of an eye, both died in the hands of a human, really a joke ah!)
4. Zaozhuang wolf spoof of the literatureShandong haunted wolf said
Written by: Ziyunjushi | March 31, 2012 AD (non-chemistry year March 10, You time)
Harmony ten years in the spring, there are gray wolves now in Shandong Zaozhuang Tengzhou boundaries, wolves ferocious and cunning, fat and strong, do not know where to come. Day scurrying on the road, chasing and devouring the townspeople, causing an old woman to die. The public security heard the police, was surrounded and wanted to catch it, unsuccessful, shot to death. After two days, some people told the wolf also, public security quickly out of the capture, pay experts to check, also said that the wolf! So all the people are afraid, fear of encountering wolves. Tomorrow, the capture of the wolf for people to know, not wolf, but good dog said husky, cover this animal form similar to the wolf.
Zi Yunjushi said: beasts such as hungry wolves, foraging for food regardless of people, this nature. In recent years, the ecology of the day down, its type of survival is more difficult, but also poor. However, the wolf harming people is particularly hateful, and must be killed only after the pleasure, this is also comforting! If we talk about catching dogs as wolves, it is really ridiculous! Look at today's dynasty and the field, the accumulated ills for a long time, loyal and virtuous people, were falsely accused and the people do not dare to say, is not it a big mistake! Scourge of the country and the people, covering the temple, oppression of the people, the great harm, the wolf is not as bad, and the people are also angry and can not be controlled. The "wolf" does not stop, "Lu difficult" has not been, sadly!
5. spoof of the languageButcher's business is not half and had not been able to damage the mound of the father. The first thing I want to say is that I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I think I'm going to be able to do it. However, the guards of the ministers of their sordid also can not stand, loyal people of thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow, cover the chase butcher all day long to see the field of beauty, the more you see the more into. It is appropriate to take the road to the bamboo, go to the country, it is not appropriate to open up the Holy Hearing, face stabbing the widow's fault, to plug the road of loyal advice.
Palace in the House, all the bad sauce for the stinking oil, checking and punishing Zang Fu, pectinately. If there is a traitor and for the loyal and good people, it is appropriate to show their tail, bare chest and breast, to show that His Majesty's not favorable.
Squire Yu Shinan, Zhang Suiyang, Zhang Fangping, etc., which are all beasts, stumbling big? I thought the reading matter, all to consult with, will be able to read "click" to four drums, sprinkled with not tired.
General Qian's donkey, sex behavior is very love a song, understand the military, trial in the past, butchers said it "two shares of the war, a few want to go first," is to the crowd raised Zhongyong for the governor. I thought that the matter of war, all to consult with, will be able to make its flag down, its rut chaotic, ring and attack and not win.
The pro-foot fluttering, far from the eyes of the disorientation, the first Han so all the waste is also emerging; with the eyes of the disorientation, far from the feet of the fluttering, the next Han so decadent in its midst also. Butcher in the time, each with the minister slack stretches holding a knife, eyeing each other, did not sigh in my shot is not fine. Taihang, Wangya, neighboring the son of the Kyoto clan, the god of the snake, this is chastity and good death section of the ministers, I hope that Your Majesty's pro letter, then the Han dynasty's capitulation, the end of no success.
I have no idea of the pure Han, high can be two millet Xu, plowing in the north of the hidden soil, to survive in the swinging Yi Chong Chong Chong Chong, do not seek to be heard in the Chu people. Butcher not to minister fierce and strong chivalry, Gu Gu right and left to talk about other things, three Gu minister in the broken mountain temple, by the gratitude, so I allowed the butcher to its realm is too clear, can not live for a long time. Later, when it was overturned, he was appointed at the time of Shiriwei, and was ordered to come between the two stocks, and then he was not available.
Butcher knows that the minister can not be eaten without cups and chopsticks, so the collapse sends the minister to the diameter of the wood. Since I was appointed, I have been holding the yellow, the right Prime Cang, and I only know how to bend the bow to shoot a big eagle, and I am afraid that the entrustment will not be effective to hurt the former emperor's juvenile madness, so I have to rely on the appendage sleeve to whisk Zhang Suoyang, and I am anxious to play with the mo. Now that the South China Sea has been settled, the military leather is not firm and sharp, and the rice and corn are not many, when the award rate of the three armies, 800 miles under the banner of the scorching, miscellaneous and yet the former Chen. This minister so report the duties of the butcher to return by wind also. As for the negative song in the way, the line rest in the tree, then Yu Shinan, Suoyang, Fangping's responsibility.
I wish Your Majesty to be emaciated for me. Not effective, then killed to sue the butcher's knife. If there is no novelist's words, then blame Shinan, Suoyang, Fangping's slow. Your Majesty will also have a big feast for the guests, cut their throats, and kill their flesh. I am grateful for the favor I received
Now, when I am far away, I put out my arms and sleeves, and I want to go first.
6. 文言文 狼 改写The moon at night looks eerie, dark clouds cover the moon from time to time, the sky is cold, giving people a shuddering feeling ...... A bladdered butcher walking alone on the path home, he wore a linen woven clothes, shoulder stretcher, the silhouette of swaying in a hideous The night was terrible.
As business was brisk during the day, the meat in his burden was snapped up, and only a few bones remained. As he walked along humming a little tune, he suddenly realized that there were two vicious wolves trailing behind him, eyeing him intently, their eyes spreading green light, looking at the situation that they were ready to get food from the butcher, and the situation was very dangerous! The butcher's heart immediately became uneasy, but out of no choice but to walk forward, while in the heart of the good plan.
Finally decided to throw the rest of the bone to them, striding forward, but did not expect the bone was one of the wolves to gnaw, and the other is still trailing behind, there is no other way, the butcher had to throw another one, but they ate another one, one continues to chase the butcher, "Alas, this is not the way to go on ah," Butcher The butcher was puzzled. In a while, the bones were thrown out, but the two insatiable wolves still followed the butcher together as they did in the beginning.
The butcher saw that the two wolves did not go away, and his heart was in turmoil, thinking about his critical situation, he could not help but shiver, thinking: "How can I be so unlucky today, encountering these two enemies, if they give me a sudden attack now, attacking me back and forth, how can I cope with it"! Is being this thing is tedious, thinking in case there is no way out, simply and they fight, fierce to the side, see not far away from the field of a blanket, almost all vegetable fields, look carefully, actually found that it also hides a wheat field, wheat field area is large, in the middle of the field there are also owners of the stacked like a mountain of faggots. The butcher planned to use it as a "wolf slaughtering ground" to start a fight with the wolf. After planning this perfect scheme, he took a long breath and sighed: "It can be said that 'when God closes a door, he will open a window at the same time! ' Ah!" Butcher secretly thankful to the fact that he is still lucky, and hastily darted to hide under the firewood with a walk of smoke.
Butcher loose mouth up, unloaded the burden, from which a sharp butcher's knife drawn in the hands, ready to wait for the wolf's attack. The wolves saw the butcher pick up the knife seems to have two, thought: we are now reckless to go to attack him, may be a loss of a wife and soldiers it, or think twice to good.
They are vigilant, do not dare to take the offense easily, but also refused to give up, just staring up at the butcher. After a period of time, both sides did not move, butchers a little relaxed for a while, surprised to find that the front disappeared a trace of the wolf, only the other wolf like a dog crouching, and look very relaxed, eyes are almost closed.
Butcher in his mind after repeated thought, know that we can not miss a great opportunity, then an arrow step over, "wind speed" in general, a wave of the knife, give the wolf a heavy blow - the wolf's head was split open. The wolf immediately felt unbearable pain, not yet had time to slow down, only to see the butcher is again hand in hand a few knives down, the wolf was cut all over the body, powerless to curl up to do dying struggle, the result is finally fell in a pool of blood ...... The butcher killed the wolf is ready to go home, suddenly remembered that "the original is two wolves, how only one of them". How come there is only one left? He couldn't help but look back to the pile of firewood and grass, but it turned out that the other wolf was trying hard to make a hole in it, ready to go in and take advantage of the butcher's unguarded position to attack his back, which was really cunning! The butcher saw that the wolf's body had already drilled in half, only showing the *** and tail, so he seized the opportunity to run to the back of the wolf, and deftly chopped off the wolf's hind legs, and killed this wolf as well.
It was then that the butcher was really clear about the intentions of the previous wolf: the illusion it had created was originally to seduce himself. The butcher then went home happily with his burden.
7. 古文狼的剧本古文狼 (搞笑) 屠夫 (唱): There is a butcher who has some willfulness and some arrogance, and there is a butcher who has some rebelliousness and some madness.
I am this butcher! Hey! Big Wolf: Shit! What the hell is that guy singing in front of him? It doesn't rhyme at all. The second wolf, let's eat him, right? Second Wolf: Brother, don't call us that, readers will think we're Japanese! Big Wolf: You really haven't read any books, have you? People in Japan call their brothers "Tai-wolf" or "Ji-wolf" or whatever ***! Second Wolf: Oh? In that case, even if the mother of the three or four wolves had given birth from the age of eighteen, she would have been more than fifty years old by the time she gave birth to him? Big Wolf: That's right, haven't you heard of a guy named Yamamoto Isoroku? The other old mother is called hard.
The two wolves chatted for half a day, looked up and realized that the butcher had disappeared, and began to chase furiously! Butcher (singing): There is a girl in the village called Xiaofang, good-looking and kind ...... How many times I looked back to see the road I walked ...... Huh, behind these two brothers and sisters so bizarrely followed me, could it be that I look as beautiful as a flower, and I have any illusions about me? The big wolf: Holy shit! The second wolf you cope with it, I spit two mouth first. The second wolf (bear to spit): this handsome you misunderstand, we are also male.
I am the second wolf, next to the wild vomit that is my brother big wolf. Butcher: Oh? You are the big wolf two wolves? Two Wolves: Oh? Butcher: Of course, I'm a big wolf, I'm a big wolf, I'm a big wolf. Butcher: Of course, I'm Qing.
Second Wolf: Ah Qing? Who is Ah Qing? Is Mrs. A-Qing your wife? Butcher: You all dare to pretend to be Wu Dailang and Wu Erlang with this face, I am so handsome of course I can play Simon Qing ah. Big Wolf: I swoon, they say that the chest is big and brainless, I did not think that like you so much chest hair is also brainless.
Can't you see that we are two wolves? I am the boss, he is the second, so called big wolf two wolf ah! Butcher: Oh. So it is a Japanese species.
The second wolf: (aggrieved and cried) See see, big brother! I told you someone would definitely misunderstand. Big Wolf: Don't interrupt.
This friend don't talk about us first, who are you ah you! Butcher: me? You can't see those two words in front of the colon ah? I am the butcher ah! Big Wolf: Butcher? What's your name? Where are you from? Do you have any siblings? How old are you? What are your hobbies? Do you listen to Jay Chou? And, what's your mom's last name? Butcher: The ...... author didn't tell me, I'm just a butcher. Wolf: Butcher? I'm just a butcher. I've never heard of anyone with the last name of Butcher! Butcher: I really haven't read any books! I've never heard of "Farewell My Concubine", don't you know Tu Honggang? Big Wolf: Lao Er, I beg you to stop embarrassing me! Why are you like the CCTV version of Guo Jing? Butcher: Okay, okay, the delivery is almost done.
Confess to leniency, you two track me in the end why? Big Wolf: This ...... recently heard that the price of meat and food has risen, our brothers and sisters estimate that your meat today is certainly not sold out, so you want to grab your stretcher of leftover meat and bones to eat. Huh? Where is your stretcher? Butcher: Miserable! I went to see "Ambush on Ten Faces" on the way home, and I couldn't tease myself enough to forget my stretcher at the movie theater! Big Wolf: ...... Butcher: ...... Second Wolf: ...... Big Wolf: Holy shit! Second, it's your line.
Second Wolf: Huh? Oh! (making a naive face) What should I do then? Butcher: Not afraid, I use Colgate! Colgate for foot fungus, a combination of Chinese and Western medicine efficacy, remove gray nails. I use Colgate, a hundred absorbent little pillows, suck what is what! I won't tell the general public! Big Wolf: How do you mess up a breath all said? Butcher: habit, every day TV stations are the kind of commercials in the insertion of TV series, a moment to remember, our neighbors have an amnesia buddy, remember more than me! Big Wolf: Count on you! So what are you going to do now that you don't have a stretcher for picking meat bones? The second wolf: Yes, we can not let us directly eat you, and then the public security to solve the case, then it will become a case-related drama.
It wouldn't be able to go on CCTV's prime time strong gear! Butcher: Yeah, yeah, yeah! You've heard about it, right? The document issued by the Bureau of Radio, Film and Television! It says that because the current crime dramas portray all the criminals as highly intelligent, the public security officers look like they graduated from a school for the mentally retarded, so the crime dramas have been made after eleven o'clock in the evening. The second wolf: Yes, yes, I always stay up late to watch my favorite TV shows now.
Often stay up late so that my face got a lot of, small red bumps. I also can not help but often sneak to see it, look here, look here, look here, look here, look here ...... Big Wolf: two! Two heroes ah! Butcher: Huh? Brother Big Wolf, as a wolf, why are you forcing yourself to make an action similar to a person kneeling down with a difficulty factor of 5.0? Big Wolf: Please! Our author Pu Songling is at least from the Qing Dynasty, can you guys respect the period context of the script when you perform? Second Wolf: Oh? The original author is Pu Songling ah, I did not expect such a wonderful murder story funded by the hands of such a person, Pu Songling the lesbian is really not simple! Big Wolf: ...... Butcher brother don't take offense, my mother gave birth to my brother when the foot water as oral to drink, so he this brain ...... Butcher: really? Do not hide, I read the University of Medicine and Surgery ...... but internship time to a heart patient surgery, sewing after the discovery of the heart forget to put in, my mom said I am very creative, let me go to be a butcher.
55555...... big wolf: happy families are similar, unfortunate families have their own misfortunes ah ...... butcher went up and embraced the big wolf, the big wolf tears embraced the butcher two wolves: wow, people and beasts, but also engage in the glass, there is personality Oh! ! The second wolf was butchered and the big wolf got up his feet at the same time, the butcher used the back of his inner foot and the big wolf used the back of his outer foot, kicking the second wolf flying flying flying ...... Butcher: go on. Big Wolf: Good, oh, you should take the meat bones in the stretcher and throw them to us.
Butcher: there's no way out, I still have two packaged KFC chicken leg burgers here, take it first for emergencies! Big Wolf: Is it slightly spicy flavor? Butcher: ...... You're still picking the fat, aren't you? Big Wolf: Well, go on, you go ahead, I'll keep following you. Butcher: You think you're the FBI, that's called tailing! Big Wolf: Holy shit! Who do you think you are? I'm a wolf! Butcher: I have burgers.
Big Wolf: ...... Tailgating, tailgating. At this time, the second wolf bounces up to the butcher and the big wolf from a distance with an excited face.
Second Wolf: Wow! It was so much fun just now, I was flying, let's do it again! The butcher and the big wolf looked at each other, and at the same time, they got up their feet ...... in the sky in the distance, and the second wolf shouted.
8. 文言文《狼》所有原文
A butcher returned late, the meat in the burden is exhausted, but there are leftover bones. Two wolves were on their way, traveling far away from him. The two wolves were on their way, and they were very far away from the butcher. One of the wolves stopped at the bone, and the other wolf continued to follow. He threw the bone again, the latter wolf stopped and the former wolf came again. The bones were already gone. The two wolves drove alongside each other as before. Tu was in great distress, fearing that he would be attacked by his enemies both before and after him. There was a wheat field (cháng) in the field, and the owner of the field had built up his salary and thatched it into a mound. Butcher ran and leaned under it, holding his sword. The wolves didn't dare to come forward, but they were facing each other intently. A little while later, a wolf went away, and a dog sat in front of it. After a long time, his eyes seemed to be closed, and he was very anxious. The butcher rose up, chopped the wolf's head with his knife, and killed him with several knives. When he was about to go, he looked at the back of the pile of firewood and saw a wolf's hole in it, intending to tunnel in and attack the back of the wolf. His body was already half in, but his tail was not exposed. Butcher broke his femur from the back and also killed him. He realized that the wolf was sleeping in front of him to lure the enemy. The wolf is also crafty, and two deaths in a moment, the beast of change and deceit geometry? The first is to make the world a better place to live, and the second is to make the world a better place to live.
Translation
A butcher went home in the evening, and the meat in his load was sold out, and there were only bones left, and on the way, he met two wolves following him for a long time. The butcher was so afraid that he threw the bones to them. One wolf stopped after getting the bone, but the other wolf still followed. The butcher threw another bone at the wolves, and the one that got the bone stopped, while the one that got the bone before followed. The bones in the load were all thrown, but the two wolves were still chasing each other as before. The butcher was in great distress, fearing that he would be attacked by the wolves both before and after him. When he looked to the side, he saw a wheat field in the wilderness, and the owner of the field had piled up firewood in the middle of the field, covering it like a small mountain. The butcher ran over to it, leaned under the woodpile, and laid down his burden and took his knife. The wolves did not dare to come forward and stared at the butcher. After a while one wolf went straight away, and the other sat crouching like a dog in front of the butcher. After a long time, its eyes seemed to be closed and it looked very relaxed. The butcher suddenly jumped up, cut the wolf's head with his knife, and killed the wolf with several more cuts. The butcher was about to leave when he turned around and saw behind the woodpile and realized that a wolf was making a hole in the woodpile, attempting to burrow out and attack the butcher from behind. The wolf's body was halfway in, showing only *** and its tail. The butcher cut off its thigh from behind and killed it with several more knives. The butcher then realized that the wolf in front of him had pretended to sleep to lure his opponent. The wolf was so cunning, but in a moment both wolves were dead. How much can the beasts deceive? It only adds to people's laughter.
9. The ancient Chinese textWolf
Pu Songling
Original:
A butcher was returning home in the evening, and the meat in his burden was all gone, but there were only bones left. The two wolves on the way were very far away.
The butcher was afraid and threw the bones. One of the wolves was stopped by the bone, and the other wolf was still following. The first one is a wolf, and the second one is a wolf, and the third one is a wolf, and the third one is a wolf. The bone is exhausted, and the two waves are driven together as before.
Tu was in great distress, fearing that he would be attacked by his enemies before and after. The wolves did not dare to come forward, but they were facing each other intently.
A short time later, a wolf went, and a dog sat in front of it. When he was about to go, he looked at the back of the pile of firewood, and saw a wolf's hole in it, intending to tunnel in to attack the back of it. The wolf's body was already halfway in, but his tail was not exposed. Butcher broke his femur from the back and also killed him. The wolf was not only a good fighter, but also a good fighter for the future.
The wolf is also crafty, and two deaths in a moment, the beast of change and deceit geometry? The first is to make the world a better place to live, and the second is to make the world a better place to live.
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