Adorable and funny quotes
Instead of an appetizing person to accompany me through the long years ah, we can eat meat together with meat together with meat together with meat. A simple mood
Adorable and funny quotes
Instead of an appetizing person to accompany me through the long years ah, we can eat meat together with meat together with meat together with meat. A simple mood of a sentence to say although only a sentence, but can actually reflect our current mood, those a sentence of the classic quotes, but also contains the philosophy of life and wisdom. Here are the classic quotes I organized, I hope you like it.
? In the future, I will only sell cute to you, okay?
? Why are you crying?
? I'm touched by myself?
I can't stretch the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. It is only when I am fat that you look thin, lest I look ugly when I am thin.
Teacher: ? That student, you also do not listen to the class that you go out. I'll draw a circle for you.
The teacher said: "I don't know what to say, but I don't know what to say.
The first time I saw this, I was able to see it on the screen, and I was able to see it on the screen.
It's that time of year again, when you can't take a shower, you can't get out of the shower, and you can't get out of the bed, and you can't get out of the bed, and you can't get out of the bed, and you can't get out of the bed, and you can't get out of the bed, and you can't get out of the bed, and you can't get out of the bed. Yuck! My ears are pricked up and you're giving me this Xin Yiwu "Promised Day"
? What's it like to be in math class?
? Do you know what it's like to watch an American movie without subtitles?
He Wenxuan once said to Li Qingyuan: The reason you're not GAY yet is because you haven't met the man who makes your heart sing.?
To let the father and son in conflict with each other to recognize as '
Pressing the impossible 'let the son to the father to say I'm wrong'
is the same as to ask the father to the son to bow down and say sorry for the same difficult?
I don't understand how adults always tell us to give up our seats for our elders'
but when we become adults'
we stand our ground'
to give up our seats for our elders'
but our elders don't accept us?
But the elders don't accept it, and they stand with us, the juniors. The first is a battlefield.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
The only two things I can do in my study life is to see the academic performance and the couple show their love
Achievements are very dangerous, but I have to warn you, how do you not know, please don't give me exercises, I panicked myself
Even the nibs of the pen are almost suspended, the exams, a thought is also close to the thought of thinking, but it's so strange to think of it, are you determined to bye
Feeling a black in front of me, especially when you look at me, the image of the function of the book makes me feel that I'm a little bit tired, but I'm not sure how to do that. I've been trying so hard to get a clear picture of the function in the book that it almost took my breath away, please girl
But I just want to finish writing about you, about your after-school questions, and those puzzles make me a little unsure, and I'm getting mad at you
The figure of the master of the school is stuck in my heart, and it rubs the passion out of my eyes, and I'm not sure if I can do anything else. Oops, I forgot my wallet, what should I do? Only to see TAO this goods slowly from the pocket to pull out Bai Bai's wallet, and then said:? I know you've been losing your mind, so I've brought it for you," he said.
Luhan:? Sehun na, brother asked you a question oh, how did you enter the SM company?
Wu Shihun:? The year grade at the roadside to eat fried rice cake was discovered by the talent scout, and then came to SM.?
Wu Shi Hoon: ? Deer pot, how did you come in SM company?
Luhan: ? Oh, I came in through the gate. Oh, I came in through the front door? The topic of the end of the conversation is true to its name.
?Which one do you choose, wifi or EXO?
?EXO?
? Why?
? Because they come with their own deer router and wu line network?
(Part 1)
Luna! Can you not use the inferior red string to hold my marriage? Every now and then break ah ~ ~ ~ ~
In fact, all in all, it is the parents of the parents of the hard 'once the elders want you to do everything to be the best of themselves' put all let you learn 'because once you are still small' and how to step out of the circle are also in the elders of the scope of their 'so when it does not worry about your wrong line of work error 'even if you are wrong' elders can make up for the past in a timely manner 'nowadays, on the contrary, not to relax your own The behavior is not only still follow your footsteps of the strange all by you again how to grow up 'in the eyes of parents and elders will always be that the history of careless children'
(Part II)
Although not winning the lottery?
But there are always free previews?
Nice get?
But there's always a free preview.
Knowing what you know?
The way to fulfillment?
Math is an amazing subject. There's the gym teacher who can't count the money for a ball, the librarian who doesn't know how many books are in the library, the homeroom teacher who doesn't know how many students are in her class, the oddball who doesn't know which store to go to, the crazy pool attendant who pumps water while draining the pool, the perverted farmer who locks up rabbits with chickens and doesn't know how many they're in, the amusing fruit grower who sells apples by the pound, the driver who doesn't know if she'll tailgate, the man who drinks juice while refilling the water, and the man who sells apples without counting the pounds, the driver who doesn't know if he'll tailgate or not. There's Ming, who drinks juice and refills water at the same time, and there's A and B, who keep running.
If your boyfriend is Oh Se Hoon, when you want to take something high up but can't get it, Oh Se Hoon sees it and says? You idiot will not call me to help you?
If your boyfriend is Park Chanyeol, Park Chanyeol will touch your head and say? You have to grow taller ah fool.
If it is Bo-hyun, he will say: ? Don't look at me, I can't get it either!?
Deer pot asked Xingxing:? When you are bored, what do you think of when you see me?
Xingxing said:?
The first thing I did was to ask for a drink.
Deer pot asked why
Xingxing said:? You guessed it!
Deer pot said:? Is it because you feel lonely and bored and want to kiss me so compare me to a cigarette?
Xingxing said:?
Xingxing said: "No, I just want to smoke you because I am bored.
Genetics calmly told us: cross-species love is doomed to be no good result of the "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Peach Blossoms"
? Just short of subject homework not written, so comfortable.?
? The school bully! Which two subjects are missing?
? Arts and science!
Why do girls need to be so calculating with each other, anyway, in a few decades are going to go to the square dance together...
I think ...... You think about it on the line
If you are really hungry call me, I'll eat some snacks chew to you
I give you taiji rush syrup, please do not follow me again.
? Want to turn into thick chocolate wrapped around your broken hazelnut heart so we become whole and delicious.?
? Love or no love, give me a one word answer? No love? Are you bad at math, start over?
Sometimes I think I'm being ridiculous to suspect that less than half of the people in the world like me
I like you, I must like you, but I like myself the most
She said she wasn't drunk, but she was staggering around in tears, and you said that you loved her, but you didn't give her a home
I'm not going to be able to say that I like you, but I don't dare to say it.
I am odd how at least obscene slut shining brightly Oh not frank and openly
When I was a child, I liked to play hide and seek, and when others hide, I will go home to eat.
"If this final exams can pass, I must redo next semester"
Lovely Santa I do not want sugar I do not want chocolate I do not want new clothes you put my lover in my big sock on Christmas Eve it Note head outside thank you
Hungry and think of you have to endure
? I like you and you like me, okay?
I wanted to give you a super cute New Year's gift, but the courier wouldn't let me drill into the box.
Suddenly I feel like I'm stuck with him for the rest of my life.
Don't say I'm fat I'll think you're jealous that I eat better than you
Make a little bun in the winter with your favorite filling.
? Do you have superpowers? Yeah I'm super into you?
Suddenly it feels like this life is all about him.
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The feet are easy to cold because the legs are too long, the altitude is too high to supply blood, finally found the reason for so many years of cold feet ...
Every day when I look in the mirror I ask "mirror ah mirror who is the world's most adorable person" mirror every time to show my appearance ah silver really shy
Like to go to confession ah! You can't see that Like is spelled immediately
Fairy from Heaven
Those who look especially good but do not know it are both pitiful and hateful so please remind me often
I guess a I guess a you will love me is not it
I'm cool I don't want to like you all like people because I can't beat you
I don't like you all like people because I can't beat you.
Don't forget to say goodnight to your favorite people
When you can't find a good `angle` for your selfies you have to realize that you look better in person than in pictures
The cutest and most adorable person in the world is in my mirror!
. I like the person may not have long eyelashes may not have white skin may not wear white speculation shirt may not be able to play basketball may be you
You are the fog is the wind I like you still thick
"Hum I do not want you to who want to nose on the long one inch," said the righteous indignation after I secretly panicked to go to look in the mirror
You are in my heart so naughty do you know
The four kinds of girls who are not good at finding a partner, it is said that they will be the most important thing in the world to find a partner. It is said that four kinds of girls are not good at finding a partner, one is not love make-up, two is more homely, three is the character of the Hanzi, four will not be pampered and cute know the truth of my tears fell
I launched the temper, I was afraid of their own fear of other people to hit me.
It's windy outside, there is something to be said in the nest
You are not even worth it to wash my hair.
In this world where we all take what we want, I just want to marry you
I also want to sunbathe in the sun all day long like clothes and play hide-and-seek with the wind and have a conversation with the blue sky, and then in the evening, someone hugs me and goes home
I hope that life will be as simple as eating your favorite baked gluten and then feeling satisfied with it, and smelling the flavor of the aroma and feeling cozy
I can tolerate it when you say that you are long and good-looking, but also long.
In my next life, I will live next door to your house, so that the two of us will be childhood sweethearts.
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