1. Coach: I only know that you do not distinguish between southeast and northwest before, and now it seems that you can not distinguish between left and right.
2. People's mood will really fall to the bottom because they have to learn to drive I realized.
3. The student who practiced with me once stood up when he braked!
4. Brake hot feet? I don't want to step on it yet!
5. The coach said that your license to learn and then go to a class to learn to fly the plane it so fast only on the sky
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7. It is difficult to practice Oh, why do you want to learn to drive coach is very good is that I am not good.
8. Section II test three times, sent away three batches of students.
9. I'm very happy to talk to you so long today, and today it's here, and then I realized that there are a lot of little friends tomorrow, and I wish you all the best.
10. Once again, I practiced reversing pile, suddenly heard the coach say next to me: "Where do you hit the direction?" I heart a tight, hurried to the opposite direction to play, and heard the coach said: "You also to that side to play?!" Heart and then a nervous, stalled, depressed, look back, the coach is training another car students.
11. You drive like this test points are not much more than a hundred deductions
12. right lane change, driving into the left turn signal. The coach said I: "What, confuse the enemy behind it?"
13. Other people step on the clutch, I step on the sad and happy clutch.
14. The steering wheel is not good, your hands were born to do
15! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. Recently, my parents have been urging me to practice driving, and I'm so annoyed.
Funny saying about learning to drive the steering wheel (Part II)16. bumper dog, square dance, driving school instructor two hundred and fifty-five.
17. Master I poured into it? Master:
18. Summer, a woman is on the road test. She was nervous and kept looking down at the gear, the examiner stopped. This woman is more nervous, look up ahead, reaching out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: "I do not eat you that way!
19. My daughter learns to drive much faster than I do, and the waves of the Yangtze River push the waves of the previous generation, and I was immediately shot on the beach.
20. People who are too nervous do not know what they are talking about, the last time we have a student driving school road test, get on the car after all the preparatory work is done, the car is not start, the examiner asked ready? The student said ready, the examiner asked, why not start the car to go? The student said, report dog officer, the car in front of an examiner!
21. I subject two test passed the test passed the test, I cried after the test.
22. Today, I just got a license, the coach said to me seriously: in the future, I can not drive as much as possible do not drive
23. In the end, I still do not open the school to learn the desire to learn the car in these days is incredibly strong.
24. "You will have to wear a helmet when you drive out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people get off and hit you."
25. Learning to drive or tanning I now arms legs and feet have become a crosswalk.
26. road test, I carefully review all procedures, for fear of a little omission: get on the car to play the report, to check the mirrors, instrumentation, change lanes to the left and right to observe the road, over the station, the intersection is to beep the horn, to observe the rear of the traffic time can not be more than 12 seconds ...... Chest on the car, pretending to touch the mirrors. Turn on the left directional light, sound the horn, start the engine, gear, put down the handbrake is ready to start, the instructor said: "The test is over, please get off!" The first time I saw this, I forgot to fasten my seatbelt!
27! Back to the right! You play a few laps of your own you can not remember?
28! Put it in gear! You step on the clutch? Brake it, do not see almost hit it! Tap the brakes! Overtake ah, waiting for dishes! Put on the turn signal! Steering wheel is dead! You give me down, nonsense like!
29. It is difficult for me to buy cigarettes for the coach to buy breakfast end cups end water. )
1. I was learning to drive, with a very old pickup truck, we have a group of our school's chef, the force is big, there is a ramp parking time, the coach said: you make efforts to pull the handbrake, you make efforts to pull, you make efforts 。。。。 As a result, the chef made a strong effort to pull the handbrake out.
2. "See that guy in front? Run him over" "Not so good" "Not so good you still don't fucking step on the brakes?!"
3. Today! Finally took a subject 2 test! It's not easy for a fool like me.
4. I had to come to this one! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or what, but I have an inexplicable fear of driving. My parents have been pushing me to practice lately and I'm so annoyed.
5. I'm rude and always make a lot of noise when I'm practicing. The coach has been reading: "Ouch, with so much force, you want to pull my steering wheel off? Do you want me to get a tank for you to drive ah?"
6. Coach: See that guy? Cadet: saw the coach: crash him Cadet: I dare not coach: dare not your still not brake
7. There is also a time to hear next to the coach in the training of students: "This will not learn ah, you yourself good enlightenment!" I also Zen it!
8. My classmates, mm, road test is very nervous, the heart has been reciting "fasten seat belt fasten seat belt! And then the seat belt into the passenger side of the hole inside the ~ examiner asked her "you do not feel strangled panic it!"
9. Section three exams five times, not as a last resort, I never touch the car.
10. Like the coach will not say anything else, the coach most often say a sentence is: Fortunately, I do not have a heart attack, or else ......
11. Coach: so hard to pull the steering wheel why, is it want to take it home?
12. Suddenly I hope that there is a dependence on the side. Good night. Tomorrow, I'm going to take the test, and I hope I can pass it.
13. Tomorrow to take the test two, nervous nervous, sleep early tonight, tomorrow cheer cheer cheer.
14. Learning to drive is so difficult ah, almost be scolded to death, I am too poor, and wimpy and weak.
15. In the end, the school is still not open I learn the car desire these days is incredibly strong.
On the learning car difficult humor funny say (Part II)16. Learning car first day, the DMV system problems I do not gas I do not gas I do not gas at all.
17. reverse pile test, the assessor rushed out of the house and waved his fist and roared at me: "Fail! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, OK! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
18. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
19. I have never thought of my own learning progress so slow because the test is not about every day at home, so boring!
20. A candidate smoothly on the car, sitting in the driver's seat on the ignition, step on the gas pedal after checking the instrumentation to the examiner said: "Report examiner, the instrumentation check is normal, requesting takeoff." (should be requested to start.) (This should be a request to start, and I guess the candidate has had the ideal of being a pilot since he was a child.) The examiner replied calmly, "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high-voltage electricity in front of you."
21. "Coach, I'm so nervous." "What are you nervous about, the one who should be nervous is the one who walks!"
22. Master I fell into? Master:
23. I'm speechless, said every day to learn the car to learn the car, engaged in my dreams yesterday are driving.
24. It seems that after all, we have to learn to drive well ah, no one to rely on, can only rely on themselves.
25. In order to get a driver's license, my brother got up at 5:30, really hard.
26. Partners blessed me tomorrow driving school subject two successful promotion it, 3Q.
27. In order to your future safety, learning to drive scolded is actually very necessary drops. Any you mouth a thousand heavy, I since the stalwart, maybe you can also take this opportunity to exercise their own little heart, and later you can be more bold in the community to break through. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car!
28. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reverse parking to the other driving school to scrape the car.
29. "I'm sorry coach, I parked again crooked". "The first day of the year, I was able to get a good deal on a new car, and I was able to get a good deal on a new car!
30. As the saying goes: dust to dust, earth to earth, cursing people do not mention the mother: bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and five.
Learning to drive was scolded particularly miserable funny saying collection (30 sentences)
Learning to drive was scolded particularly miserable funny saying a
1. Today just get a driver's license, the coach: in the future can not drive the case do not drive ......
2. Before the road test, a candidate, as usual, before getting into the car stood in front of the driver's seat to report, for example: "Report examiner, student xxx request to get into the car." The examiner should reply: "Permission to enter the car." One unfortunate girl said: "Reporting to the examiner, trainee xxx is requesting permission to get into bed." Most of the small cargo and large cargo test car is a whole group of students and instructors traveling together. At that time, all the students laughed into a ball. What's worse is that the examiner was happy to hear, back: "Permission to go to bed. You see which is appropriate?"
3. Grass, this horse right steering wheel to death, reverse parking full marks, between the horse must have passed the subject two, mouth and mouth that is not as good as the horse ah.
4. Daughter learning to drive much faster than me, the Yangtze River wave pushed the front wave, I was shot on the beach.
5. My colleague learned the other day on the road, the coach told her to step on the gas pedal, her feet underneath the fishing half did not step on it, out of turn:
6. Section two make-up exams twice, the most tragic are dead in the curve driving.
7. Once practicing, I heard a coach next to me training students:
8. This time thank you, I am in the driving school days, in addition to waiting for the car is waiting for you, very happy, thank you for refusing to let me down, so that I can rest assured that I wish you happiness.
9. Speechless learning to drive is really the most negative thing I have experienced since childhood.
10. Suddenly I hope that there is a dependency around. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to get through this, but I'm going to be able to get through it.
11. Inverted pile test, the assessor rushed out from the house and waved his fist to yell at me: "Fail! Knocked down seven, you tmd how to learn!"" I admit I'm a poor driver, but don't exaggerate, okay! A *** six pole, where seven?" That does not coach is also lying there!
12. Dare not go to learn, afraid of being scolded by the coach.
13. In order to get a driver's license, the brother got up at 5:30, it is really desperate.
14. Open the bad not blame you, blame us coach no good.
15. On the car ready to finish just start, coach: gas. The student: good, thank you coach. Coach: I shouted to you to step on the gas pedal to refuel!
16. I'm very happy to talk to you so long today, and today it's here, broken sleep, and found that tomorrow there are a lot of small partners to take the subject of two wish you a hand over.
17. The coach said that your license to learn and then go to apply for a class to learn to fly the plane bar so quickly only to the sky
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19. out of the long-distance, after the test coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time said "gas gas". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" Coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."
20. How in the world can I get my parents not to force me to learn to drive, I really do not want to learn to drive, I am too afraid to drive.
21. hot dead hot dead, why so hot, learning to drive so tired, time is so slow, I sun into a salted fish dry!
22. I have never thought that my progress in learning to drive so slow because the test is not about every day at home so boring!
23! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that! You can't even remember how many laps you've played?
24. Subject two test twice did not pass, because in the field to learn the car so want to give up, please give me an advantage of not learning the car.
25. Once the coach was I was furious, just shouted: "step on the handbrake step on the handbrake!"
26. The first day of learning to drive, the DMV system problems I'm not angry I'm not angry I'm not angry at all.
27. "You got a license, bought a car, must be driven to the coaching field to let me see, I can remember you, after the road encountered you driving, I good to avoid far away!
28. As the saying goes: dust to dust, earth to earth, cursing people do not mention the mother: bumper dog, square dance, driving school coach two hundred and five.
29. To learn to drive on the first day of a beautiful reversing garage to others driving school to scrape the car.
30. I'm going to die, tomorrow morning big morning test subject two, today was going to practice, however, a big rainstorm, look at the weather, tomorrow is also a big rainstorm ......
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1. ...The coach said I drove like he couldn't learn when he was drunk.
2. Coach: beat the steering wheel to death I: beat who?
3. Road test just got on the car girls nervous, the bank card as an ID card handed to the examiner, the examiner a silence: password?
4. Road test before, I carefully review all procedures, for fear of a little omission: get in the car to play the report, to check the mirrors, instrumentation, change lanes to the left and right to observe the road, over the station, the intersection is to be siren, observation of the rear traffic time can not be more than 12 seconds ...... Chest in a car, pretending to touch the mirrors, and the left direction light, the horn, and the rear view mirror. Turn on the left directional light, sound the horn, start the engine, gear, put down the handbrake is ready to start, the instructor said: "The test is over, please get off!" Dang, I forgot to fasten my seat belt!
5. The steering wheel is not good, your hands are born to do
6. Listen to my uncle told his test car time (years ago) jokes: at that time, we are trying to please the examiner, what bt tricks are used. One got into the car, the first do not start the engine, the side of the examiner a hard smile. The examiner laughed at him and asked him what he was laughing at. He said: I think you how to see how like me three moncler ...... examiner fainted.
7. Hit hit the steering wheel to hit that way, back, back back back to shout you back!
8. People who are too nervous do not know what they are talking about, the last time we driving school has a student road test, get on the car after all the preparatory work is done, the car is not start, the examiner asked ready? The student said ready, the examiner asked, why not start the car to go? The student said, report dog officer, the car in front of an examiner!
9. When practicing the reverse pile, with the Chery Qiyun car, feel the horn is quite fun, while the coach is not there will sneak to press the horn switch. The first time I saw the car, I was able to get it to work, and I was able to get it to work. One day, when I was driving, I suddenly met someone in front of me, and the coach said, "Press the horn!" I rushed to look for the horn button, the results did not find, had to ask the coach: "Where is the horn switch?" The coach was furious: "Can't you see such a big switch?" Originally, the Pusan steering wheel in the middle of a large piece of the whole is a switch!
10. My colleague learned the other day on the road, the coach told her to step on the gas pedal, her foot under the fishing half a day did not step on it, blurted out:
11. The first day of school, the DMV system problems I'm not angry I'm not angry I'm not angry at all.
12. The thought of starting school soon, I am very annoyed, but before the start of school every day have to get up very early to go to the school car I am more annoyed.
13. Coach: so hard to pull the steering wheel why, is it want to take home?
14. Red light you do not go, green light also do not go is not your favorite color?
15. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to give you a horn, anyway, you rely on the roar
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16. With me to practice with the car with the students once braking, he even stood up!
17. I'm here to learn to drive again, confident life two hundred years, will be when the water hit three thousand miles.
18. Brake hot feet? I'm not going to step on it yet!
19. My coach said, get the license on the road to him, he said, he will not go out
20. "You got the license, bought a car, must drive to the coaching field to let me see, I remember you, and later on the road to meet you drive, I good to avoid far away!
21. Today, just get a driver's license, coach: in the future can not drive the case do not drive ......
22. Green light start slow, the coach a sentence, what's wrong, choose not to like the color?
23. I'm going to die, tomorrow morning big morning test subject two, today was going to practice, however, heavy rainstorms, look at the weather, tomorrow is also a heavy rainstorm ......
24. Downhill a little nervous steering wheel began to draw the dragon, the coach: you want to use my car to practice calligraphy?
25. Nightmare news don't want to learn the car don't want to learn the car don't want to learn the car.
26. In the summer, a woman is on the road test. She was nervous and kept looking down at the gear, the examiner stopped. This woman is more nervous, look up at the front, reach out to touch the gear, accidentally touched the examiner's thigh! The examiner did not change his face and said: "I do not eat you that way!
27. I'm speechless, every day that learning to drive a car to learn to drive, so I dreamed of driving yesterday.
28. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: the traffic circle ahead of the left turn, the student said: understand the traffic circle ahead of the left turn, and so after the turn, the examiner said, get off, failed, the student does not understand, you can let me die an understanding? The examiner said: you count how many times you turn around before turning around ~ ~
29. morning on the road to see a car, the car after the sticker a label, labeled with a sentence: driving school removed from the name of the self-study.
30. out of the long-distance, after the test, the coach let me drive to practice, downhill all the time, said "refueling refueling". I was depressed and muttered: "How to go downhill and gas ah? Coach, you're not afraid to die?" The coach said: "Not afraid, I am always ready to jump out of the car."