Xiao Shenyang’s 99 classic lines
1 Why is this?
2 Take other people’s paths and leave others with no way to go
< p>3 I am so talented, I was a tailor in my last life4 Everyone says I look shabby, but my mother is very jealous of me. My mother said she took me to the park when I was a child, and many people gathered around and asked. My mother said, 'Sister, where did you buy this monkey? Now I've grown a lot.'
5 After becoming famous, I still have to develop slowly. Look at the clothes I'm wearing. What, you said my red and green combination doesn't look good. Don't look down on people, my The clothes are all bought from specialty stores.
6 I was walking in a shopping mall and asked a waiter, how much did you sell these clothes for? She said, 180 yuan. I said, can you sell it for 30 yuan? She said yes, and then asked me to pay. I said, I don’t want to buy it, I just take a walk.
7 The sun rises in the east and the bright mountain cannon looks like me
8 How festive it is
9 - I see you look so young. This cosmetics is good It’s amazing. Looking at a person in his sixties, who can tell?
——Who is sixty and not a single flower has bloomed?
——Yes, it’s a cactus. Flowers bloom in ten years
10 pia pia I just walked around, I was so naughty!!
11 A day passed when I closed my eyes and opened them. A lifetime has passed! 12 I’m home, and you’re still chasing after me!!
13 No need to take pictures, just rest when you get to my class!
14 I see who didn’t applaud, by the evening I'm afraid of your window~~
15 My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang, my English name is xiao shen yang!
16 Old girl, can you catch me? Ah~~
17 My clothes are wrong, oh my god, why is there no crotch in the aisle?
18 I am a person with status, what is status? What about people? People with ID cards are people with status!
19 The sun comes out and shines on the earth! Everyone is welcome to come to the show
20 If you ask me which one I am, I will be nicknamed Little Gong Li
21 Oh my god, I really miss my little bag. 320. . . 15 after discount
22 I will kill you~
23 Audience friends~~ They all say that I look like a pervert~!
Let me tell you, I actually look nothing like me~! ! ! ! ! . . . . . . I am. . .
24 Fart you colorful moonlight cable!
25 I just wander around, no matter who calls me, I won’t look back.
26 Come to my class and howl, you don’t have to clap. Your wrists hurt and my heart hurts.
27 You are blind!!! I am Cotton cover only!!!!
28 Oh, I said you won’t run if others run away, right...You despise me, right? I said, why don't you do it~~I'm coming....
29 Come on, brother? I'm Xiao Tang, um, I'm in the land of girls~ Damn it~ I'm so cruel~ I slap my mouth~ If you want to be happy, watch Erezhuan, if you want to be upset, just watch football, if you want to die, just watch Chinese football
30 People should not be judged by their appearance and the sea water should not be lame
31 As for Iraq, you said that the country is about to become yellow
32 You look so ugly and you still go out for a walk, at home Just watching you hit the tree
33 Thank you for being silent~
34 Although I am not a celebrity friend, I am friends with countries like Malaysia and Thailand around us. , Vietnam, Singapore, and Russia ha---------------- I have never been there~
35 Even though I look abnormal, I am actually very talented.
36 This feeling is out of breath. . . Ah Ma. . .
I feel short of breath when I go up
37 Hello, aunt, aunt and husband~
38 (Imitating Adu) Did you hear that? Uh~ I haven’t sung yet~
39 Sister, don’t be afraid that I’m a human and not a ghost~
40 You’re shameless~
41 Let me tell you, I will pass on my casual clothes~
42 You said that I am a boy or a girl, which makes me completely contradictory~
43 Grandma, you really don’t want to go That's a great coat~
44 Grandma, I'm not a toy
45 Hello everyone, it's about nine o'clock in the evening!
46 I have been consecrated ceremoniously.
47 Four or five old men chased and beat me as I ran, and I ran into a graveyard. They They saw me lying on a grave and didn't move, so they asked me what was going on. I told them that I was home, and they were so frightened that they turned around and ran away.
48 They carved my name wrongly, so I came out to change it
49 Take other people’s paths and leave others with nowhere to go
50 I’m home, You are still chasing me!!
51 Hey, old girl, why do you think this is? Why?!
52 I have had enough with you in this life, and I will live with you in the next life. Be sure to find a prince riding a white horse.
——The person riding the white horse is not necessarily the prince. Sometimes Tang Monk also rides the white horse.
——Tang Seng is also better than you! !
——Yes, if you can live with it, live with it. If you can’t live with it, just eat meat.
53 I am so talented, I was a tailor in my previous life
54 A person is like a horse or a saddle, I will be hungry if I don’t have a meal!
55 All They say I look shabby, but my mother is very fond of me. My mother said that when she took me to the park when I was a child, many people gathered around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I've grown a lot.'
56 Look at the clothes I'm wearing. What, you said I don't look good in red and green. Don't look down on me. I buy all my clothes from specialty stores. of. Shroud specialty store!
57 My little sister was happy when she saw me. Oh, brother, you look like the sea. Unfortunately, brother, I am seasick. I feel like vomiting when I see the sea!
58 I was walking in a shopping mall and asked a waiter, how much did you sell these clothes for? She said, 180 yuan. I said, can you sell it for 30 yuan? She said yes, and then asked me to pay. I said, I don't want to buy it, so I just walked around and said nothing.
59 When the sun rises and the east shines, I will look like the mountain cannon