2, hostel management section suddenly came to the dormitory to check whether there are illegal electrical appliances. Poor my two buddies scared out of their wits, one rushed to put away the electric stove to hide in the mosquito net, the other end of the stove boiled on the hot milk also drilled into the in ...... check the push door in, pull the light to see that no one is trying to leave, and suddenly, the mosquito net of a brother was milk cup scalded, and all of a sudden, the cups touched over and let out a horrific screams ...... hostel teacher startled, pull open the mosquito net to see: two boys are not fully clothed to hold together, the sheet on the white a large area of ......
3, a topic requires the following four sentences with associated words: 1) Zhang Haidi sister is paralyzed; 2) Zhang Haidi sister tenaciously studies; 3) Zhang Haidi sister learns several foreign languages; 4) Zhang Haidi sister learns acupuncture. The correct answer should be: "Although Zhang Haidi's sister was paralyzed, she studied tenaciously and learned not only several foreign languages but also acupuncture. As a result, one child wrote: "Although Zhang Haidi tenaciously learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was still paralyzed. Another even more violent child was found to write: Sister Zhang Haidi not only learned a foreign language, but also acupuncture, and she was so tenacious that she was finally paralyzed!
4, high school, a buddy in the class, born in 1981, not big, is the special old phase ..... The following is a little bit of what happened when he took the bus: sophomore year of high school, the buddy seat bus to school, because the road is long, boredom, the neighboring seat of a man about 35 years old to talk to him, the man opened his mouth to come to a sentence: "Big Brother, where to go?" This buddy may be the usual encounter with such treatment more, and not a million surprised, quite calmly replied: "three in the middle". The man's second sentence: "Oh, to see the child, right? It's quite hard for the kids to go to school ......" The dude's face twitched and didn't say anything. Third sentence, "Brother, what grade is your kid in?" That dude was really annoyed, and did not explain, smoothly came to the sentence: "Senior year" At this time, the classic appeared. The man unusually surprised wide-eyed look at the buddy, looked for a full ten seconds, came to the sentence: "Brother, then you married quite late ah!"
5, a go to the cafeteria to play buns, who knows the scratch card machine out of the problem, a row down 25 dollars 3, sell buns brother drummed half a day also add back, pathetic: "all right, I remember you, often come back later, until the more money to use up the row." I had to agree. Poor me upton buns downton buns to eat a semester, buns brother still owes me 2 pieces of 3 ...... The most annoying thing is that four years of college I did not even find a girlfriend!!!! Until graduation, one day I walked on the campus boulevard, I heard a group of girls behind me pointing and whispering: "That's right, that's him! In the future, do not find such a boyfriend, every day to the second cafeteria to eat buns do not give money!
6, one day in the public **** too many people on the car, especially hot, especially stuffy I do not know who put a fart, this is the environment is more deteriorated. My friend really can not stand, and do not know who, no way. Just as the conductor asked: "Who did not buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, hand high in the air, said loudly, "I have bought a ticket!"
7, one day, I went out with my friend to shop, he wore slippers, in the past site when walking slower, suddenly a kind brother of the civilian workers called him to say: dinner.
8, one day, in the unit cafeteria open water. Accidentally splashed water on the hand, behind a MM pulled my hand and asked with concern: "hand did not burn it?" Although it hurts, but in order to show manhood I gritted my teeth and said "nothing, nothing." MM suddenly turned around and said to the people in the queue behind him, "Go back, the water is not boiling again today."
I really hope I can make you happy ^_^