The text of Ma Zhiming's "Learning to Dance" (Bragging) comedy line is requested

A: This comedy, like yours, is based on speaking

B: Yes, it's a language art

A: However, in terms of body shape and performance, you all lack a little bit. See, see how much time I have, I'll tell you about it

B: Tell me, what do you do for a living

A: Can't you see it?

B: I can't tell

A: The shape, the meaning

B: Huh?

A: You can't tell?

B: I don't know

A: I'm a dancer

B: Oh, a dancer

A: They call me a dancer

B: Oh, a dancer

A: Oh, a dancer

A: Hey

B: I don't think I've ever seen you do that before

A: Bullshit! I'll dance for you! I'm old now. I was a kid when I was a kid

B: Oh

A: I danced when I was a kid. I opened the door especially early when I was a kid

B: Yeah

A: I was very young. The year I was only 8 years old

B: Early enough

A: 8 years old. 8 years old. I just pinched the milk

B: Yes

A: The adults looked at it.

B: A: I love to eat it, what do you care

B: Hey, who cares, eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat.

A: I'm in my fifties now, and I don't dance much anymore

B: Oh, not anymore

A: Occasionally, I give demonstrations

B: Oh, I'm a teacher now

A: I teach my students

B: Yes

A: I've been teaching and so forth

B: Yes

A: I've been teaching, and I don't teach much in China

A: I've been teaching a lot. I seldom give lectures in China

B: Oh, you've been abroad

A: Often

B: Oh, where have you been abroad

A: Oh, that's a lot

B: Tell me about it

A: What does it mean to say Britain/America/France

B: Oo

A: Europe/Africa/Austria

A: Europe/Africa/Austria

B: I'm not sure what I mean by that.

B: hmmm

A: India/Burma/Turkey Pakistan/Hungary

B: hmmm

A: And Mexico/Hawaii Uganda/Burundi Guinea/Somalia Chile/Brazil and Egypt Japan/Germany/Italy These countries

Home...

B: all have been

A: none have been

B: hey .... (reacted) did not go to you say why he ah!

A: not a single one has not fallen All often go

B: Oh, these countries you often go

A: always go

B: Oh

A: but my long standing ah

B: ah

A: resident

B: Well

A: is the United Kingdom

B: Oh, the longest time in England

A: England

B: Hey, there is so called

A: the most days living there

B: Good

A: Well, this British customs ah

B: ah

A: habits ah

B: Yes

A: I all

B: Oh

A: It's us who go there often

B: Uh-huh

A: I'm not blowing smoke up your ass

B: Oooh!

A: We've got the money, we've got the pounds, we're always spending it

B: Yeah

A: Hey, big British restaurant, nice!

B: Oh?

A: It's not just the little restaurant you go to, it's not that one

B: Oh, oh

A: That big restaurant, you see it outside, it's like a big garden

B: Yeah

A: There's a big disk in the middle of the room when you walk in the door

B: Oh, the big disk

A: The one with bricks in it

B: The big disk

A: The brick building.

B: Uh-huh~

A: And there was water pouring out of it, and it was pouring out of it, and it was pouring out of it, and it was pouring out of it, and it was pouring out of it, and it was pouring out of it, and it was pouring out of it, and it was pouring water out of it.

A: High steps, one after another, that door is a turnstile

B: Yes, there is this kind of door

A: This door is like a spinning wheel, so you have to go in one person at a time

B: Yes

A: Both of you go in together, banging your feet on the backside of the door

B: How refreshing it is

A: There are English waiters when you go in

A: There are English waiters when you go in

A: There are English waiters when you go in

B: There are British waiters when you go in.

B: ah

A: is the waiter na

B: Oh yes

A: come over to bow to me

B: how polite

A: we are the money

B: Yes

A: I do not even look him in the eye

B: yo?

A: I'm just going to take this sideways glance and go inside, and we'll ignore him

B: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

A: No

B: Alas

A: Good

B: Aiya

A: amateur amateur this person he does not know, do not know, do not know

B: Oh, I'm still an amateur

A: We have to look at the person to look at it so

B: ah

A: It is the straight light

B: Oh, straight light

B: The straight light

A: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

A: Oh, straight light

B: Oh, oh

A: You have to look at it this way, this is the side light

B: Look

A: Have you ever filled out a form

B: I have filled out ah

A: fill out a form there is a direct lineage of the side lineage of the

B: ah ah

A: There are two bladders, you look at it, a here, a here, a here

A: There are two bladders, you look at it, a here, a here, a here. A here a here

B: Hey hey hey what ah What ah what also by the light that is called afterglow

A: afterglow also line

B: What do you mean also line ah

A: I'm not holding that cane ah

B: crutches ah

A: crutches why ah I'm not old and 80 years old that's called the walking stick

B: Why do

B: Why do

B: Why do

B: Why do

B: What do

B: What do you mean, what do

B: What do you mean? What

A: such a long stick

B: ah

A: there is a big round lump in the head of the British gentry with the status of this thing you know

B: tsk, you see

A: this is called Paier

B: Paier good

A: take it

B: give it

A: give him

A: give him also don't want it.

A: He didn't want to give it to him

B: Then why

A: There is a checkroom, store it

B: Oh, store it

A: He gave it back to me when we left

B: Oh, OK, OK, OK

A: I can't wear it, it's gone

B: Hmmm

A: Store it, ah, the scarf

A: I'm sorry.

B: ah

A: took off

B: ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, hmmm

A: gloves

B: good

A: hat

B: hey

A: mask

B: hmmm?

B: There are clean stools

A: Sit there and put on a new tablecloth

B: Okay

A: Put on a napkin

B: Okay

A: Light a cigarette

B: Okay, also dun dun

A: (learns the sound of the lighter)

B: Well, that's the flint. A: (like the sound of a lighter)

B: Well, it's time to change the flint

A: Go

B: Go? On what?

A: Whiskey

B: Huh?

A: Brandy, bread, jam, and a few cloves of garlic

B: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

A: Just eat it

B: Huh?

A: eat like this, never leave the garlic, the whole head of red garlic, you know, red garlic, 咵 peeled, 咵 chewing, chewing can not be swallowed, swallowed hot heart

B: Oh

A: chewing poof ~ spit out another clove chewing, useful

B: what is the use of it ah

A: the big British restaurant next to ah, all with a that ballroom

B: Oh, the ballroom

B: Oh, the ballroom

A: there is the first time that I have to eat, and the last time I was in the restaurant, I was in the restaurant, I had to eat.

A: there is that British girl

B: ah

A: girl understand

B: young girl

A: yes, a person to come to the dance

B: ah

A: have to find a partner ah

B: ah

A: I know, I'm a dancer

B: ah

A: know I'm a dancer

B: ah

A: I know, I'm a dancer

A: I know, I'm a dancer

A: I know. I know I'm a dancer

B: Oh

A: I'm a young man who looks like this from afar

B: Hey

A: You'll have to ask me to dance with her

B: Oh

A: She's not a good dancer and you're saying that you don't want to give her face, so I don't want to dance, and I don't want to dance.

B: How do you do that

A: When she invited me, I burped at her, and when she smelled it, wow

B: Hey! A: I don't know if you're a good dancer

A: It's just that they're not good dancers

B: Oh, they're not good dancers

A: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

B: You're not a student, I don't need you to teach me, I already know how to dance

A: You know how to dance?

B: How new it is

A: You don't

B: Why are you still talking nonsense

A: I'm going to test you

B: How are you going to do that

A: Tell me

B: What do you mean

A: What kind of ballroom is it

B: What's the matter with it

B: What's the matter with it? The ballroom

A: You've never been there, you can't tell me

B: Who said so? Once inside the big glass door, there are flashing traffic lights on the top side, waxed floors at the bottom, a circle of couches around it, and a small band playing music, and then we started dancing

A: A small band?

B: Oh

A: A small band isn't like the band in your opera troupe, it's all foreign music.

B: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's called Western music. >B: beautiful

A: all listen to him

B: yes

A: ready

B: ready

A: ready ~ Qi! Dang that Rigel Rondo ah~~

B: Oh no no no no no no... Stop, stop, stop, stop... Ah, he's got to be a dance song

A: You come here

B: You, you let's say

A: Ahhhh

B: Ice skating round

A: Oh

B: Tee~da da da~ dang~ da tik~ bam~ da thump~ tik dai tik~ stomp~

A: Tick tik tik tik~

A: Bop tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik .....

B: Yeah?

A: I'm not sure if I can do it

B: If you can do it, let's do a little ballroom dancing for all of us here today, shall we?

A: Come on

B: Come

A: Just dance

B: Let's do it

A: Ah

B: Let's learn from this man and woman

A: How can you do that

B: That's for sure, you need a man and a woman to dance

A: One man and one woman to dance

A: A man and a woman?

B: Ah

A: I'm a man

B: Uh-huh?

A: the big man

B: where you are the big man na

A: why

B: in general

A: ah

B: the men have to be a little bit taller than the women, you see, see no use, you see, do not lift the foot, this is a natural disaster, it is hopeless

A: Oh, because I am this one is a little bit shorter than you

B: a little bit shorter than you, I am a little bit shorter than you.

B: A lot shorter

A: A woman

B: A woman

A: A woman

B: A woman

A: Yes

A: Hoh, this is a woman

B: A woman

A: A: Oh, it's right, I'll be the one

B: What's the matter

A: I'm a charming woman

B: A: I'm a beautiful woman

A: I'm a good-looking man

B: A: I'm a good woman

B: A: I'm a good man.

A: What's wrong

B: I have a handkerchief here

A: What's the handkerchief for

B: This handkerchief is like a sarong

A: Yo

B: When you put it on, we'll be able to tell the difference between a man and a woman

A: Oh, there's a difference

B: Yes

A: I don't know what to do.

A: Okay

B: You, sit on the couch and wait

A: Where to sit

B: Ah

A: Where to sit

B: On the couch

A: On the couch

B: Ah

A: The couch can be very comfortable

B: That's true

B: There's no such thing as a couch here

B: No. I don't know if there's a couch here. p>A: There is no such thing here

B: Huh?

A: backstage to move to move a sofa

B: where can I move to you

A: you let me sit on the sofa

B: this is not a performance here a crouch here, just gesture ah

A: a crouch

B: Hey

A: this

B: Oh, hey, I mean, you you are not sitting on a sofa here

B: Oh, hey.

A: I'm squatting here

B: You've seen a sofa before, it has a backrest, lean back

A: Lean back

B: Lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back and get comfortable.

A: Come on

B: Come on (learn music) Tee~da da da~ dang~ da tee~ thump~ da thump~ tee dee tee stomp~ Miss, please dance

A: (nuzzle)

B: What's wrong with this one? Miss, please dance

A: (ignore)

B: Who offended her? Another Generation Another Tingtang ...... I live in the Mountain of Flowers and Fruits, and I turn on the lights, and I turn on the strings, and I take a... Ho!

A: (somersaulting)

B: Which one of you has brought the monkey in here

A: This is not a monkey show

B: You're out of line. Do you know the rules of this dance

A: There are rules of dance?

B: Of course, I salute you here, you stand up and return the salute, and we start dancing and chatting at the same time

A: Oh

B: We can even get a date

A: We can get a date?

B: Of course

A: No way!

B: Then do it again

A: Do it

B: Really... (Learning music) Tik ~ da da da ~ when ~ Da Tik ~ Bam ~ Da Bam ~ Tik Dai Tik Stomp ~

A: 蹦擦擦 蹦擦擦 ..... What's your last name

B: My last name is Jia

A: What's your name

B: Jia Da Ya

A: What kind of name is this? Who gave him this name, Jia Da Ya? How ugly is that name

B: My father gave it to him. What do you care? Come on, let's make it work

A: Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo Buhuo ..... How old are you

B: 38

A: What do you do

B: Cotton popping

A: You have a family

B: Not yet

A: Oh, it's late enough. Okay, okay, okay. Fuck you.