2, in addition to teeth, and love.
3. Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!
4. Scary and creepy.
5, pick up the pen cover in class, get up and listen to the unintelligible.
6, you are tea, I am boiling water, I want to soak you.
7, let me kneel on the rubbing board, kneeling electric heating can not stand!
8, do not use my tolerance, do your shameless capital.
9, the world's most difficult to eat one of the dishes is noisy squid.
10, You are happy, I am happy, you are happy, I am happy.
11, play feelings, sister will make you cry in rhythm.
12. People love the whole city. We are in the whole city blackout
13, congratulations on the jackpot, guessed a song unfortunately not you
14, Shenzhou line, I see line, I do not pay to see if you can!
15, your wedding and I have nothing to do. I am only interested in your funeral
16, half of my life is unfortunate, the other half is unfortunate.
17, yesterday went to the city to participate in the pigeon race, I went alone.
18, If even the default bubbles need money, how are we still alive?
19, I found two people together without *** same language is very painful.
20, stars can be more famous if they take off a little bit, but I was caught taking off the light!
21, although you can be as lazy as a pig, but you can not be as lazy as a pig.
22, Contraceptive effect: if it does not succeed, it will succeed lsquo; people rsquo;.
23, women like two flowers in life: one is rich flowers, the second is to try to spend!
24, good men let women understand the world, bad men let women misunderstand the world.
25, I think I should lose weight. The last time I donated blood, lard out 100 milliliters.
26, it is not that I do not want to be a lady, but life forced my mom into a shrew hellip;
27, you can live like a pig, but you will never be as happy as a pig!
28, if one day I become a hooligan, please tell others I am pure.
29, occasionally humor life you will feel very cool, but humor life you will be miserable.
30, with your deception, with your hypocrisy, give you three seconds to get out of the sister's line of sight
31, do not always call me an animal, know me better, you will know that I am less than an animal.
32, ** the most painful is that others use your words to scold you back, the weight will increase dramatically.
33, When did you like Kim Jong Dae? I've always liked it, but I've never been to it!
34, looking at beautiful women on the street, eyes a little higher is to appreciate, eyes a little lower is a hooligan.
35, Goku, not enough firewood, take more scriptures. Wujing, you go to see if the eight rings are cooked?
36, someone silently love you, you know you will move? I think I would change my mind.
37, do good things can not leave a name, but go to the microblogging to leave a real name visible on the microblogging is not good.
38, when I was a child, there are three big idols! Lei Feng! Two Zhang Haidi! Three small soldiers Zhang Ga! Lei Di Ga!
39, look at the United States mm, bitter not accosted, a brick on the side of the road, pick up, go up, classmates, this is what you dropped?
40, my world was gray, but you broke into my world, Nima! Completely turned black.
41, I am very forgetful, so my wife often told me not to pull the umbrella on rainy days, so now there are ten umbrellas at home.
42. Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast, she can't see the changing sky.
43, career is the country's, honor is the unit's, achievement is the leader's, salary is the wife's, property is the child's, the error is their own.
44, I want to write you a love letter. Tell me what flavor you like. Or sour, strawberry or watermelon flavor, with ice or without ice.
45, to write a note to the god of confession, ready to pass him when he stuffed in his hands, the results of an excited pull down his pants, feet will not love again.
46, the farmer drove a donkey into the city, encountered a scoundrel, the scoundrel asked: dinner? The farmer said they ate. Rascal said I asked the donkey. The farmer turned to the donkey slapped and said: to the old man is not honest in the relatives did not say.
47, when you feel lonely, watch a ghost movie, then you will feel someone behind you, someone on the ceiling, someone under the bed, someone in the kitchen, someone in the bathroom hellip; hellip; immediately not alone.
48, the recent community square dance aunts do not jump, asked the neighbor aunt how not to jump, is not embarrassed. Auntie said: I don't know whose children wearing a red belly pocket, we jumped in front of him and said that the children practiced!
49, when I was a child, it was not the time to dream, my dream was not to become a scientist. I fantasized that I was the young master of the landlord's family. My family has a thousand hectares of good land, ignorant all day long. I'm fine to take a group of dog slaves to the street to flirt with this good family girl hellip;hellip;