II. People read a book today, touched me that is the outside of ah.
three. You were born as my person, death is my private.
4. The sky will come down to the people. Must first push it into the fire pit!
5. Good dogs don't block the road, those who block the road - are roadblocks.
VI. Money can buy a house, but can not buy a home; can buy a marriage, but can not buy love; can buy a clock, but can not buy time, money is not everything, but the root of the pain. Give me your money 0.0 Let 0 me 0 a 0 person 0 bear 0 pain 0 suffering 0 it 0!0
VII. I've traveled more bridges than you've ever traveled. That's because I'm lazy. I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice. That's because you have heavy tastes.
VIII. The Chinese weapons are so many that you don't learn to learn the sword. The upper sword is not learned from the lower sword. Iron sword not learn silver sword. Finally learned the human sword, became a sword man.
9. Don't be lazier than me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
Ten. No one to hold hands, I will put in the pocket.
xi. You are a well, horizontal and vertical
two.
12. What kind of identity do you have. At best, you have an ID card!
13. You go out in the sun again. Get a little more tan and no one will call you an idiot!
14. The fool stole the beggar's wallet, the blind man saw it, the dumb man yelled and scared the deaf man, the hunchback stood up to him, the cripple flew up and kicked him, the wanted man wanted to drag him to the Public Security Bureau, and the hemp man said, "Let's forget about it for my sake".
Fifteen. The world is
80's and
90's, but in the end, it is still cheeky.
XVI. How can you say he's in over his head? The premise is that there must be brains, too.
17. Every time I find the key to success. . someone changes the locks!
18. It's not always a magnet that can suck things up, it might as well be a flush toilet.
XIX. If my life was a movie, this one would be at best a small advertisement that pops up.
II
X. The so-called
Three From
Four Virtues,
Three From is never gentle, never considerate, never unreasonable.
The four virtues are not to be hit, not to be scolded, not to be messed with, and not to be spoken to.
Twenty-one. I will definitely boil the cold water you threw at me and throw it back at you.
xii. So from now on, please automatically ball up and roll out of my eyes in a rounded fashion.
23. You are not a color palette. Spare me the colors!
24. Driving ran into an old classmate, the old classmate has been pulling me not to go, in the way of previous love, I still help him up from the pool of blood.
25. Nowadays, people are more and more self-righteous. Never think of others, self-centered, think the whole world should revolve around him, how can it be? It clearly revolves around me!
26. In the future, if someone provokes you and says, "If you have the ability to bite me," tell him I can't bite him! Just tell him, I can't bite you, after all, a tiger can't bite a child.
Twenty-seven. The most sadistic novel I've ever read was my chat with you.
XXVIII. If you're really hungry call me and I'll eat a snack and chew it for you.
XXIX. Look at your hands tearing up the courier package that kind of air swallowed the mountain posture, not at all like even the mineral water bottle cap can not unscrew the weak woman.
Three
Ten. Little guy, know me so lucky to let you catch up, it seems that your ancestors have accumulated a lot of Yin virtues.
XXI. I'm not lying, I'm just twisting the facts to fit the paradoxical reality.
XXII. In a season where a fall can cause burns, those who can go out shopping with you are usually friends for life and death.
XXIII. I must be a sparkling psychopath in your ordinary, uninteresting life.
XXIV. Today is to have a dog together, and then we will walk the dog together, and day after day, the dog will have a dog again.
xxv. Why do girls have to be so calculating with each other, anyway, in a few
decades are going to go to the square dance together.
Thirty-six. Someone asked me if I've ever been chased. Funny, isn't that always the case? Let's just say yesterday, that dog was so mean ....... Chased me
three blocks.
37. Wrapped the quilt again and again. Suddenly, I feel that the quilt is much more intimate than the person: it will not leave for no reason, hold tight and warm, no wonder from ancient times to the present day, no matter whether it is fleeing or traveling far away from home, are all rolled up and left.