qq space funny sayings:
1. You are like a bitter melon, wear so cool, grow so defeat fire.
2. Don't think that you have a rare kind of growth, we should be rare as precious.
3. In this age of thinness, to think that others will not forget you, the best way is to owe money
4. Fart, is the food you eat the soul of the unyielding.
5. I also had a youthful force, but unfortunately, now the youth is gone, there is such a force.
6. Happy to say: in the spring I planted my boyfriend into the ground, and in the fall, I forgot about this crop.
7. There is no fat person in the world, more thin people, there are fat people!
8. Often wake up from a dream, because of a hungry dream, so hungry and hungry dream.
9. I said to the mirror; mirror, mirror, I am not the most beautiful in the world, the mirror is broken
10. Have you seen the Water Margin? The story of the Tang monk and his four disciples were forced to Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.
11. People who like me are good people. Those who don't like me are bad people. Those who hate me are not people.
12. I counted on my fingers and realized that you are missing me in your life.
13. The three things I am most afraid of in my life First, I am afraid of dying Second, I am afraid of getting sick Third, I am afraid of dying when I am sick.
14. Three points are destined, seven points rely on hard work, and ninety percent in the teacher there.
15. Never argue with the same fool, because arguing to the end, will not be able to distinguish who is a fool.
16. The life of an eater is like a train, summarized as, shop - eat, shop - eat, shop - eat.
17. Every time I see couples, I will sing that song, happy breakup, wish you happy,
18. The new era of women, on the hall, over the fence, fight the three, fight the hooligans, just can not get off the kitchen.
19. Do not want to pick up my phone straight, do not always let people move to help you say sorry to me ~
20. No heart, no lungs, can live for a hundred years, ask the heart, not tired of being a person.
21. Last night I took your promise to feed the dog, the next morning found the dog dead.
22. Drink more water, but also can not finish urinating loneliness.
23. Brother face that is definitely not acne, that is called youth.
24. Master Mrs., after the approval of the old Na's surplice, you are the old Na's people.
25. The first guy to know that milk is drinkable, what did you do to the cow?
26. Every dormitory has one that grinds its teeth, one that talks in its sleep, one that snores, and one that sleeps very late.
27. A good friend doesn't need too many, two are enough, one is willing to lend you money, when he asks you for debt, the other is willing to beat him to death~
28. Whoever bullies me in the future, I'll just carve his name on a piece of wood, and then light two white candles
29. In addition to money and beautiful women, I can withstand anything.
30. I think it's good to talk on the phone, so that every word said is worth money.
qq space funny saying a sentence: you wear a dangerous, but long very safe
qq space super tug funny saying selected one:
1. I think the earth is so dangerous, I want to Mars.
2, there is no health insurance and life insurance, do not see after dark.
3, your complex features can not hide your simple intelligence.
4, I think you really are not a qualified friend, you'd better be my wife instead!
5, if the man does not help you wear a wedding dress, you send him a robe.
6, pay the cell phone bill, only to know, the original my words so valuable.
7, first learn not to be angry, and then learn to be angry.
8, Confucius said: three people, there must be my wife. Choose the one who is beautiful and marry her.
9, the old man can not fight, children can not fight, women can not fight, men to the death.
10, if the hair is cut is cut memories, then I cut into the bald head is not amnesia?
11, you now live well? If you're not doing well, I'm relieved.
12, the end of the world where there is no cow dung, why single love a piece of shit.
13, people are iron, rice is steel, there is no soup inside the bones.
14, some people tender to a pinch of water, but I'm a goat to a pinch of snot bubble.
15, which after the famous family ah, your father is the canopy Marshal ah!
16, sorry, the public **** toilet does not fit your gender.
17, I did not say that you are shameless, I said shameless are you like this.
18, you said you are my friend, in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of mankind.
19, Obama, do you remember the little bin Laden on the shores of Daming Lake?
20, there are farts do not put, suffocate the heart. No fart hard squeeze, exercise.
21, goose goose goose, curved neck with a knife, plucked hair and scooped water, fire cover the pot!
22, although I can not Bodu all beings, but I can scourge the living.
23, everyone is a prisoner, the phone number is the number
24, the high-voltage electricity in your eyes, enough to make my cell phone with a year.
25, you can not stop turning around in my head, you are not tired?
26, the sky is pale and wild, you eat grass and I eat sugar.
27, the mountain is not high, there is a fairy is clear, the water is not more, can drink on the line.
28, do not care I want to feel safe, you think I am specialized in anti-virus software ah.
29, some people say I'm too lazy to cramp, in fact, I'm not even lazy to cramp.
30, the water is clear, there is no fish, people cheap is invincible.
31, you do not have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.
32, this year the chance of finding true love and the chance of being struck by lightning is almost the same.
33, the most painful thing in the world, sleep well woke up by urine.
34, I do not know my enemy, nor do I know my lover.
35, who do you think you are? You are the water that is thrown out, I don't even want the basin.
36, fat so thick, move a little so hard!
37, playing all the world's soy sauce, let others eat vinegar to go.
38, in order to be a civil servant, I gave birth to the leader's son.
39, beauty is heaven for the eyes, and hell for the fanny pack!
40, the state of the world's chickens know best, the human cold and warm ducks know first.
41, the bright moon when there, they look up.
42, once upon a time , his eyes God like Dong Cunrui like death.
43, when I looked at you, because my brain into the water, now my brain shake dry.
44, thin can not always in the commotion, eat not fat are emboldened.
45, your long shape is not allowed, the proportion did not play well.
46, if people live by eating, the rice is not called rice, called fodder.
47, I'm not only a good hand, but also a good foot.
48, reading to the cramps, the literary side can be like a urinary avalanche!
49, the train to hell, has departed, please do not disturb.
50, just because in the crowd to see you more than a glance, and then blind.
qq space super tug funny sayings selected two:
1, in the northeast, there is a movement called rolling calves.
2, non-honest do not disturb the female guests and then cattle will also extinguish a male light, dormitory downstairs aunts can extinguish a whole building!
3, in more than ten years ago, a September 1, I danced and smiled on the back of a small bag, bumbling into the school, and then embarked on a road of no return.
4, a news said iphone4 stopped the robber's bullet, saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If it is with our Nokia, the bullet has already bounced back to finish the robbers.
5, have to change the laptop, the boot takes 5 minutes, the battery only support to 3 minutes!
6, Li Bai boat will want to go, suddenly heard the sound of singing on the shore. The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was so excited to see you in action.
8, Wukong, there is not enough firewood, get more scriptures. Wujing, go and see if the eight rings are cooked.
9, the Monkey King three beat the white bone spirit story tells us that women are too fickle will be killed by a man with a stick
10, women, what reason do you not be strong, you are bleeding for a week will not die of the animal.
11, the high school teacher said, this do not need to understand, the university will speak, the university teacher said, this does not speak, high school teachers have spoken.
12, now the society, insert the queue have to line up.
13, last night to see the Titanic premiere of the only highlights, is Rose off half of the fast finish when the camera was suddenly switched, the whole scene in unison that sentence: grass!
14, I was a friend of my classmates and called the three great unsurpassed gods.
15, Ms. sorry, this man is my, please manage their thighs and spring heart.
16, MM buckle signature: full of big men, hot.
17, why ape nostrils big? Because it is very thick fingers
18, if I die, my first sentence is: finally do not have to be afraid of ghosts.
19, center parting to see the nose, Qi bangs to see the face, oblique bangs to see the temperament, no bangs to see the five senses. I am suitable for masked!
20, yesterday watching TV said smoking leads to sudden death scared me heart shivering! I clenched my teeth and stamped my feet and made up my mind! After not watching TV.
21, Titanic gave me 15 years of time, I was not able to find people to accompany me to see it.
22, you dress dangerously, but grow safe.
23, God, I will never call you master again. You don't love me as a granddaughter at all.
24, if a week of five days of vacation two days of class, then no one will go to absenteeism.
25, A: wow good hot! B: what hot? A: water. B: drink slowly. A: foot washing water
26, said the word as his person. I read the medical records. Do not dare to imagine the doctor's appearance.
27, later, I'm going to shoot a those years, we have no one to chase the girl, I do not believe not red.
28, yesterday to participate in the city's pigeon race, the results of my one person to go
29, the whole school water two days, the next day I found a lot of girls in the class I do not recognize.
30, small sunflower mom classroom opened, the child cough old bad, most likely waste.
Funny personality signature says: you wear a very dangerous, but long an
Funny personality signature says:
1, I know that the strong twisted melon is not sweet, but fucking quench the thirst
2, and then important people let you disappoint more than become unimportant
3, deception is more lethal than poison, more than falling into the sea also choking nose more than the fall of the cliff still collapse
4, I hope that a certain person will be able to get the best out of his life, and I hope to see him in the future.
4, I hope that someday at my funeral there will be a friend who can tell me about my life
5, no friend of the embrace of how you can be based on how you can make progress without the enemy's chase
6, I am not a bad person is not a good person, but please remember that you treat me a few points I will return you a few points
7, is not a person all the way, how do you take a shortcut is useless.
8, you have the ability to pick a fight, you have to have the ability to get rid of it
Funny personalized signature saying two:
A, God, I will never call you master again. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at this.
Second, one of the fairest things in life is that everyone dies.
Third, long beautiful is not rely on mom and dad, living beautiful is the real skill.
Fourth, yesterday to participate in the city's pigeon race, the results of my one person to go
Fifth, a news that iphone4 stopped the robber's bullet, saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If it is with our Nokia, the bullet has already bounced back to finish off the robbers.
Six, MM buckle signature: full of big men, hot dead.
Seven, why the orangutan nostrils? Because it is very thick fingertips
eight, must be replaced with a laptop that takes 5 minutes to boot, the battery only supports up to 3 minutes!
ix, with time and heart to see people, not with the eyes.
x. Turns out, my crappy shoes were taken to the capsule?
xi. Nowadays, the society, insert the queue have to line up.
twelve, children. Some other day your computer virus. That means you have grown up.
XIII, I was a friend of my classmates and called the three unsurpassed gods.
XIV, do not let people easily get you, or you will be easily forgotten.
xv, last night to see the Titanic premiere of the only highlights, is Rose off half of the fast finish when the camera was suddenly switched, the whole scene in unison that sentence: grass!
XVI, you wear a very dangerous, but long very safe.
XVII. You know how disgusting you are, when your mom felt your presence for the first time she threw up!
xviii. A: Wow hot! B: what hot? A: water. B: slow drink. A: foot washing water
nineteen, the color of the bills in the pocket to determine the mood of the day.
XX, Titanic gave me 15 years, but I was not able to find people to accompany me to see it.
Space funny saying: so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light
1. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth, I looked at my roll, only to find that I was dirt cheap.
2. Teacher, love sleep is not my fault, is your mouth is too hypnotic
3. I am a very simple idea of the person, just want to marry a terminally ill rich woman to live a life of peace and quiet
4. Because of the more like the car, they have earned a little money. So constantly in the car, nearly two years have bought Mercedes-Benz, Cayenne, R8, Porsche 911, two months ago and bought a Lamborghini, feel good. The day before yesterday bought a Maserati, how to say, Masha this brand and Ferrari's relationship is very close, but the car is more inclined to business, open up more comfortable, unlike Ferrari as hard, the speed of the car than a friend's family's GTR, after all, the car is heavy there, but not bad, there is a drawback, it is too costly, four sections of the Nambu a moment on the power. (Really cold)
5. class sleepy, the most refreshing sentence is the following to find a student on the blackboard to do this question
6. two schoolboys, two schoolboys test high, test high, a did not write the name, a did not fill out the answer card really painful, really painful.
7. I am dead, something to burn paper, small things to knock on the door, big things to dig a grave, if you want me to come down to stay with me!
8. and brother, the goddess, together with mountain climbing, climbed to a no man's land, the goddess pasted to the ear to tell me, let your brother down the mountain to buy a bottle of water line? How is it possible? So good performance opportunities do not fight, I am a fool? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at this.
9. Q: How can you play with your cell phone in class to make your table die for you to see the teacher? A: play your desk phone!
10. accompanied his girlfriend to go to Ningbo Phoenix Hill to play, finally waiting for the long-awaited bungee jump. Girlfriend looked below, planning a long time romantic bridge, shouting the name of his girlfriend "xxx, I love you" to jump down, the first time inevitably nervous, just shouted out his girlfriend's name was jumped, was scared of the storm, the results of his girlfriend and the following people heard is this: xxx, I I grass ！！！！
11. Today, the broadband January boyfriend is finally coming back. When the knock on the door sounded, I excitedly opened the door and jumped into the mailman's arms.
12．I must be a sparkling psychopath in your mediocre life.
13．This morning a friend had his wallet stolen on the bus. He took advantage of the thief did not pay attention to steal back, but also more than one
14. Since the beauty of the show, mom no longer need to worry about me can not find a partner, where it is difficult to point where, soeasy, oh yeah!
15. So shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light!
16. Originally, the patriotic movement did not have a great feeling, but just now in the square but really touched by a group of auntie's passion, involuntarily involved. They shouted recovery! I shouted Diaoyu Islands! They shouted to lift the buttocks! I
17. In fact, people's looks are divided into two categories: a class of natural beauty; a class of natural inspiration.
18. In fact, we are all three good students, our three good goals are: eat well, play well, sleep well.
19. It is said that the first time a father hears his daughter has a boyfriend, the feeling is like a farmer's uncle's hard work in a season of cabbages by the pig to arch.
20．Time is the best teacher, but it is a pity that in the end, all the students are dead.