Don't just take the girl's head?
What does your majesty mean by asking me to patrol the mountains?
Journey to the west sequel episode 44 "brave lion camel ridge"
The king asked me to visit this mountain.
Singing: Little Drill Wind
Your majesty taught me to travel, huh?
I'll swim North Mountain after I swim South Mountain, eh, eh?
Your majesty taught me to travel, huh?
Watch out for the monkey king, eh, eh?
Bees that turn into flies, e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.
What does your majesty mean by asking me to patrol the mountains?
The landlord of the six-year version of Journey to the West should remember, right? Isn't there an episode of Little Potato singing while patrolling the mountain, or something like "The king asked me to patrol the mountain"? Because it seems that this song is very sensational now, everyone likes to use this format to tease. It means free play and free use. Usually used to indicate that you are just passing by. .
Moreover, the king asked me to visit the mountains, which is the ending song of the movie "Never Imagine: Journey to the West" 20 15. I didn't expect it to be very popular. This song is also very rhythmic and very popular.
What do you mean, the king sent me to patrol the mountains?
Your majesty sent me to patrol the mountain to see if there were any idle people.
The king sent me on a mountain tour, which was the 74th time of The Journey to the West in the 86th edition. Tang Priest and his disciples met a mountain patrol monster named Xiao Zuifeng in Shituoling, and Xiao Zuifeng sang a mountain patrol song.
Xiao Zuanfeng, who worked for the King of Jinjiao and the King of Yinjiao, was remembered by the audience for a song "The King invited me to visit mountains, Nanshan and Beishan ...".
What do you mean, the king forbid me?
It seems that your majesty will not agree to my suggestion.
classical Chinese
His son, also surnamed Yang, surnamed Gongsun, and his ancestral surname. Shaoyang is good at learning the name of punishment, while Wei Xianggong's uncle is a middle-aged son. Uncle knows his talents, but he didn't enter. Will get sick. Wei Huiwang personally went to inquire about his illness and said, "Uncle's illness is like being taboo. What can we do about it? " Uncle said, "Gong Sunyang, an illegitimate child, is young and talented. I hope the king will listen to him all over the country. " Wang hey ran way. When the king left, the man on the other side of the screen said, "Even if the king doesn't listen to martingale, he will kill it and leave the country without order." Wang promised to go. My uncle asked Yang to thank him and said, "Today, the king asked me if I could be a matchmaker, and I agreed, but the king wouldn't let me. We are the monarch before the minister, because it is said that the king killed it with martingale, and the king promised me. You can go and see the birds. " Yang Yang said, "He can't take your words as his minister, and can he kill him with your words?" The pawn is not going. King Hui went and said to his left and right, "Your uncle is very ill and very sad. Isn't it wrong for me to listen to Sun Yang with my country? "
After Gongsun Shu's death, Gong Sunyang heard that he ordered the sages of the whole country to repair Miao Gong's inheritance and invade the land in the East, so he went to the Western State of Qin. Because of filial piety, he prefers Jing Jian for filial piety. Xiao Gong met Wei Yang and talked for a long time. Xiao Gong always listens while sleeping. Later filial piety angered Jing Jian and said, "The son's guest is arrogant, be safe, and use it evil!" Jing Ke asked Wei Yang. Wei Yang said, "I say that the public should follow the way of the son of heaven, but his ambition is not realized." After five days, I want to martingale again. Seeing filial piety again is good for Yang, but it doesn't achieve the goal. And filial piety and let Jing, Jing also let martingale. Yang Yang said, "I said that the public is king, but I don't want to enter. Please look at martingale again. " Yang also sees filial piety, and filial piety is useless. Go away. Xiao Gong said to Jing Jian, "You are very kind, but you can talk to me." Yang Yang said, "When I said that the public was overbearing, I used it intentionally. If you see me again, I know. " Wei Yang sees filial piety again. Gong Yu, I don't know that I am at my knees. I took the trouble to say it for days. Jing Ke said, "Why is Zi superior to our king? My monarch is very happy. " Yang Yang said, "I said you compared the emperor Wang Zhidao to three generations, but you said,' I can't stay any longer. And those who have virtue are well known all over the world. Can they stay in the city for hundreds of years and become emperors? "So, I speak with the power of jun, jun said loud and clear. But it is difficult to compare with Germany in the Yin and Zhou Dynasties. "
Filial piety with Wei Yang, want to reform, afraid of the world from the discussion. Wei Yang said, "Doubt is nameless, but doubt is useless. And the husband has a master walker, firmly seeing that he is not on earth; Those who are worried about their own knowledge must see that they are proud of the people. A fool is darker than success, and a knower is budding. People can't start with worry, but they can succeed from happiness. On the most virtuous people are not vulgar, and those who achieve great things are not different from the public. It is a saint who can strengthen the country: breaking the law; If it can benefit the people, don't follow its rituals. " Xiao Gongzheng: "Good." Take Wei Yang as the first, and make political reform.
-Excerpt from Biography of Historical Records and Shang Jun.
Shang Jun is the son of concubines, the monarch of Wei. His surname is Gongsun, and his ancestor's surname was Ji. When he was young, Gong Sunyang liked to study the names and spells of criminals, and served Wei's "xianggong" uncle as an ordinary son. Uncle and uncle knew his talent and had not had time to recommend him to Wang Wei. Just when my uncle was ill, Wei Huiwang went to see him personally and said, "What should the country do if something happens to your illness?" My uncle replied, "My middle-aged son, Gong Sunyang, is a wizard although he is young. I hope that the king can hand over all the state affairs to him and let him govern. " Wei Huiwang was silent after hearing this. When Wei Huiwang was ready to leave, his uncle withdrew from his entourage and said, "If you don't appoint Sun Yang, you must kill him and don't let him go abroad." Wang Wei agreed to his request and left. Uncle called GongSunYang to apologize and said, "Just now, Your Majesty asked who can be a minister of state, and I recommended you. It seems that your majesty will not agree to my suggestion. I should be loyal to the king before considering the position of minister, so I advise the king to kill Sun Yang if he is not appointed. Your majesty agreed to my request. Please leave quickly, or you will be caught soon. " Sun Yang said, "Since your Majesty can't hire me as you asked, how could he listen to you and kill me?" Finally did not leave Wei. After King Hui left, he said to his entourage, "Your uncle is very ill. It's really sad Isn't he stupid enough to ask me to hand over all the state affairs to Gong Sunyang? "
Shortly after his uncle's death, Sun Yang heard that he ordered a nationwide search for talents in order to reorganize the hegemony and recover lost ground to the east, so he went to the state of Qin to the west and asked Xiao Gong's minion and eunuch named Jing for information. Xiao Gong summoned Wei Yang, who talked about state affairs for a long time. Xiao Gong dozed off while listening and didn't listen at all. Afterwards, Xiao Gong angered Jing Jian and said, "Your guest is a liar. How can such a person be appointed! " Jing Jian blamed Wei Yang with filial piety. "Wei Yang said. ......
I used the king card, but what does this mean?
Mobile phone binding failed
Bet with a friend that I take Xiao Wang's card, he takes Wang, he plays first, I play 3, and I will play Xiao Wang directly. What can he do?
Let's try.
What do you mean, take the avatar?
Pam: I had a sweet dream last night.
Fred: Oh?
Pan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I dreamed that our state of Chu attacked the State of Qi, and we won a great victory.
Pan De: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Pam: I think this dream is very auspicious.
Fred: Yes, General.
Pan: Go and find a messenger to send my gauntlet to Qi.
Fred: Please find a messenger.
Yi Mingshang
One: Hello, Your Majesty. Hello, General.
Pam: I had a dream last night. This is the gauntlet from the King of Qi.
One: Your Majesty, we have always had a good relationship with Qi. Why should we hit him?
Pan: I had a dream last night that I was going to attack Qi, and we won a total victory. Go ahead.
One: lead life.
Qi state
Xiao: Did your Majesty enjoy his meal this morning?
Hugh: Not bad. Sufu is a little salty. Ha ha ha ha.
Qi 1: Report the arrival of the king's envoy.
Hugh: Which country does it come from?
Qi xiaobing 1: Chu state
Hugh: Please come up.
One: Hello, Your Majesty. Hello, everyone.
Hugh: Look at these seats.
One: Thank you. Thank you. King Chu wrote you a letter, but I think you might be angry after reading the contents of this letter. You see first ... he decided to * * *
Hugh: How dare you? I have a good relationship with your Chu state and want to do it. We drag it out and behead it.
One: Slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down.
Xiao: Your Majesty, this man has a point. We really want to do it, but when they are finished, we might as well give it to them as a favor.
Hugh: Ah, the orphan king has always been very kind to others.
One: I can tell.
Hugh: I will spare your life today.
One: Thank you, Your Majesty.
Hugh: Go back and say something nice to the King of Chu. Don't always fight.
One: OK.
Hugh: Go home.
One: I returned it.
Hugh: Oh, I didn't expect him to hit us like this. I will also write a book and send a messenger to them to talk about the possibility of going back to the palace for lunch without calling.
Centigrade thermal unit
Pam: Where is the messenger? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
One: Your Majesty, you didn't even look at me. As soon as I said you were going to fuck him, he got impatient and said, drag me out and cut me. I said, cut me. Can you do it? Is our big country what I mean when I say that the two countries are at war and don't cut? I said you were dishonest.
Pam: Good point.
Chu: Report that the envoy of Qi has arrived.
One: Your Majesty, I'll pick him up.
Pam: Ha ha ha dragged it out and chopped it.
Pam: Come and sit down. I had another dream last night. I dreamed that King Qi and I asked for two cities, and he gave them to me. He was afraid to write again: The King of Qi gave me two cities, and I will spare you. If not, I will * * *.
Fred: Fuck it.
Pan: For the King of Qi.
One: Your Majesty, this is a bit inappropriate now.
Pam: It doesn't matter if he lays a finger on you. General DEBAI led thousands of troops to level his city and took over his magical power.
One: not your majesty. The problem is that I want to give someone a nasty look. If someone doesn't kill me, a messenger will come to consult you. If you kill me, then you can say this …
Pam: Never mind. He will destroy his city. What are you afraid of?
One: lead life.
Qi state
Hugh: I am very angry. Do you think the king of Chu is unreasonable? He sent a messenger to talk about it. He said that the two countries were at war and didn't cut it well, so let me put it back. I made a click and cut me off. I told you that if his messenger came again, I would cut him to pieces.
Qi 1: Report the arrival of the Chu envoy.
Hugh: Drag it out and chop it up.
Xiao: Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hugh: Why?
Xiao: I don't know what this means when I come back. Can we hear it first?
Hugh: Bring him up first, you bastard. How dare you come to me? I will kill you today.
One: Calm down is none of my business. The king has a bad temper. What does it have to do with me? He wants * * * and I don't want * * *, right? Our king has brought another letter.
Hugh: What are you trying to say? Bring the letter.
One: Actually, I think you will be angry after reading it this time. What he means is that if you want this city, you can give it to him …
Hugh: I'll kill you and drag you out to cut you.
One: Your Majesty, wait a minute. I think so. Your Majesty, I came here. My majesty angered you. You didn't kill me. This is your righteousness. There's nothing wrong with you. You sent a special envoy to our country. He clicked and killed you. This must be his fault. But your majesty, think about it. I'm here again. You tried to kill me. This is tit for tat. If you don't kill me, let me go back. This is called good for evil. What do you think of these two ways? You must choose the second option.
Xiao: Big. ......
I never imagined that the king inside sent me to patrol the mountains. What do you mean?
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Singer: Xiao Feng
Occupation: Mountain Ranger
Background: Lion Camel Cave in Lion Camel Ridge
I'm so happy that your majesty asked me to visit the mountains.
I visited Nanshan, but I visited Beishan. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
I'm so happy that your majesty asked me to visit the mountains.
Watch out for that the Monkey King, uh, uh, uh, uh.
He has dozens of changes, e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.
In particular, it will become that little fly, e-e-e-e-e-e-e.
I'm so happy that your majesty asked me to visit the mountains.