One, there are generally two consequences of running a red light, either a minute faster than others, or faster than others for life.
2. What is the experience of having a friend who stammers? God replied: We describe him as using a 2G signal when he talks!
Three, nothing when you look in the mirror, so you will understand a lot of truth, such as "people are ugly, we need to read more, people are ugly, we need to be more progressive."
Four, do not look good, do not fool around, some people spend a lot of money perm exquisite princess roll, look not like a princess, but like Newton.
Fifth, society, ah, really can change people. I used to be a really good person when I was in school, now I'm a good person. That's what the girls tell me.
Sixth, I warn you, don't be playful with me when I'm angry, when you laugh I'll laugh along with you, it'll look like I'm losing face.
Seven, bad temper, bad learning, bad body, bad looks, the only thing to be proud of is a good appetite, good digestion, eat well, the body doubly fat.
Eight, the weather is getting colder and colder, in order to let yourself drink more hot water, bought a very good quality insulation cup. This is not, a morning past, scalded 8 times mouth still did not drink a mouthful of water.
Nine, looks are the last generation to give, education is the last generation to set, the concept is the last generation to teach, the environment is the last generation to stay, actually still have the nerve to say: a generation is not as good as a generation.
Ten, the most annoying people told me that the Journey to the West has seen how many times, are recited backwards and forwards, you're so cattle you tell tell me what is the content of the Tang Monk reads the curse of the tightrope?
Xi, there are two things that others can not take, one is that you eat into the stomach of the food, the other is that you hide in the heart of the dream. So I'm going to be a dreamy eater.
Twelve, the current state of most people is, learning not in, play not pain, sleep not solid, all wrong, eat a lot of special.
Thirteen, read the Internet there are a lot of bad things about staying up late, these are the biggest change for me is from happy to stay up late to stay up late.
Fourteenth, the tragedy of being single is that a person eating hot and sour noodles accidentally get into the eyes, and do not dare to go away to wash, for fear of the waiter to collect the plate, can only be eaten with tears.
Fifteen, sometimes think it, married to money or married to love this entanglement, like the childhood discussion on the Tsinghua University or Peking University.
Sixteen, some people say that backwardness will be beaten, and some people say that the gun hit the head, indicating that a person wants to beat you, always find a reason.
Seventeen, I fell down on the street, people around me are laughing at me, so angry that I got up and fell several times, laugh at them!
Eighteen, mom: you see your house like a pigsty, not clean up! I: you have seen the pig will clean up the house? Not all of them are pig farming to clean up.
nineteenth, the results of unrequited love is only two, either the fruits of cultivation, or become a Buddha on the ground, take a step back, will become a whole of their own blue sea and blue sky.
Twenty, eat one meal a day less, a long time can save a lot of money, this money can stay in the future to see the stomach with.
Twenty-one, some people say that life is firewood, some people say that life is a mess, and I'm more special, has been struggling to survive on the line, has not had a life.
Twenty-two, both born yoga why bright, both born food why fat, both born bangs why gale, both born me why not my object.